Ch. 7 It Wasn't So Bad
{Rui's Point Of View}
"Alright, so what are you doing?" I asked.
"Easy. Teleport." She smiled as a flash of light engulfed her.
When I blinked, she was gone, "She... she just left me here... WHAT THE FUCK!?" I screamed.
Then, as quick as she was gone, she came back with a plate of food and a bag of soda, "I'm back." She smiled.
"Oh thank god. I thought you just left me here." I grumbled.
"Nope, I got you food and some soda we can share." She smiled.
She placed the plate on the desk I was sitting in and I felt my stomach growl. On the white circular plate was a cheeseburger and some fries. I heard a cap crack open as she opened up a brand new 2 liter bottle of Pepsi. Some plastic cups were on her desk as I quickly took one.
"I'll give you this one, this is awesome. Thanks." I smiled genuinely.
"I was expecting you to complain since you do that a lot. Being a vegetarian would have been the final straw on the Camerupt's back. Why? Because you'll eat meat eventually. Every guy gets a lick." Silvia giggled.
"Hm..." I realized what she meant, "Pfft! Fuck. Cough." I choked on a fry that I was eating as she said that.
"You okay?" Silvia asked.
I took a drink of pepsi, "Oh god... you poisoned this! Nooooooo!" I yelled sarcastically.
Silvia started laughing, "You idiot. I didn't poison it... yet." she grinned.
"Oh nooooo!" I fake yelled.
Silvia giggled a bit before drinking some pepsi, "Mmmmm. Even if your kind is really useless... they did create some good things." She whispered.
"Hm? Like what?" I asked.
"Soda, candy, you know... bad stuff but it's awesome." Silvia smiled.
"Yeah but, like you said, it's bad for you." I reminded.
"True. Hey, how'd you learn to play basketball?" Silvia asked.
"I played it in middle school with my friends. Why?" I asked.
"Well, your not great but you did good enough against me. I thought you might have played for the middle school team." She guessed.
"Eh, I didn't do that well. You didn't even try but at least you broke a sweat. I can be happy about that at least." I started eating the burger.
"So why aren't you dating anyone?" Silvia asked.
"I just got to this school two days ago. I mean, I could have gotten a girlfriend the day I came here but..." I thought back to the principals' dark words, "That quickly went out the window." I shivered.
"Oh yeah. The new pregnancy rule to stop those idiots from getting pregnant." Silvia recalled.
"My friend Jay was happy since he wants to fuck a pokemon. There's no chance of him getting a pokemon pregnant." I chuckled, "That guy is an idiot."
"Why?" Silvia asked.
I started to giggle, "With his luck, he'll probably become a Beartic's mate. Heh, he'll probably get frostbite on his dick. That'd be priceless."
"Your one of those human purists, aren't you?" Silvia asked.
"Well, I never had any pokemon friends due to my mother screaming, 'Pokemon are the devil.' over and over." I shrugged.
"Ah, so what do you think now?" Silvia asked.
"That most of you are perverted or assholes. A Mismagius peeping on guys in showers, You tormenting me, Some Gabite wanting to bang a human badly... you know. Bad examples of what pokemon are like." I sighed.
"So, I'm a bad example?" Silvia asked.
"Well... maybe not anymore." I admitted.
Silvia smiled, "So... what do you think of me then?"
"Eh... well..." I looked at the food for a moment, "I think I like you a little bit now. That may change when you tell me what I owe you." I told her honestly.
"Hm. After we leave detention, I'd like to play some basketball with you." Silvia smiled.
"Are you trying to spend more time with me?" I asked curiously.
"Maybe. But that doesn't matter in the end. I just want to have fun and that's the most fun for me." Silvia giggled.
"Alright... just NO BETS!" I yelled.
"Don't worry, I won't force you into a bet this time." Silvia smiled excitedly.
"Thank you. Mm. This burger is so damn good." I mumbled as I ate the burger.
"I'm glad you like our cafeteria food." Silvia laughed.
"Heh, sorry. I'm just super hungry. Oh and... I'm sorry about saying your ugly. I think your pretty now." I chuckled.
"Now you think I'm pretty? Wouldn't it be better to say I always were?" Silvia asked.
"Hey, I'm not going to give you a big head over this. I said your pretty now and... wait, you have breasts?" I asked.
"Yeah? You never noticed?" She asked.
"Sorry, I was distracted by a bucket of water, gravity, and basketball. There wasn't much time to check you out. Huh... your body is very... human like in a way. It's act..." I stopped myself from talking by eating the burger.
"Yeah?" Silvia smiled.
"Nothing. Oh, hey. Look. It might rain soon." I acknowledged.
"I'm glad to see you both getting along." Mr. Fragner smiled.
I started hiding my food, "Relax Rui. He won't take your food." Silvia laughed.
I kept silent as I ate, "So, are you two going to kill each other once I let you out?" Mr. Fragner asked.
"Maybe." my voice was muffled from the food in my mouth.
"I don't think so sir." Silvia smiled.
"Alright. Five more hours left." Mr. Fragner reminded.
"It's only been an hour. With this much progress, I was hoping it was 3." I sighed.
"Don't worry. I have an idea." Silvia whispered.
I finished my food, "What's the idea?" I whispered back.
"I can teleport us to the gymnasium." Silvia whispered back.
"Hm... no. That would be a bad idea. I don't want to have another detention. Unless this was an extreme attempt to spend even more time with me. At this point I'm worried your trying to murder me in your dorm or something." I whispered warily.
"How would I do that?" Silvia asked with a playful glint.
"Well, I don't want to give you any ideas but you could be gaining my trust just to backstab me later. Like your dorm room for instance. We become 'friends' and I come to your room to say hi. You kill me and no one knows because no one cares. End of story and you get away with murder." I frowned.
Silvia shook her head, "I wouldn't do that. It'd take too long. I prefer the quick kill and it'd be a waste to murder you."
"Why would it be a waste?" I asked.
"Well... I can't really say but in the end your actually a nice person to talk to. Handsome too." Silvia blushed.
The Handsome part caught me off guard, "Uh. No one has ever said that to me. I always found myself as an ugly motherfucker. It's... slightly creepy that a pokemon had to be the first one to say that. Although... you are a pretty one so that must count for something." I mumbled.
"You think I'm pretty after all?" Silvia grinned.
"Don't get a big head over it. Your pretty for a pokemon. Human... and... wow... your eyes are really pretty too." I shook my head, "Wait, what the fuck is wrong with me? Something isn't right in here. We're both acting out of character towards each other. Especially after our fight and entering this room. Mr. Fragner, are you using your influence on us?" I asked.
"In a way, yes. I'm using my powers to send out calming pulses to help keep you two friendly." he answered.
I looked at Silvia for a moment before sighing, "Guess that means our 'friendship' is fake."
"No. I don't care if he was influencing us, I'm still going to stop the rumors and play basketball with you." she tilted her head cutely with a smile, "I want to be your friend."
'I know this is a bad idea but...' I nodded, "Okay. I do too."
Silvia smiled at me and I felt a bit uncomfortable. Knowing about Mr. Fragner's influence is making me doubt Silvia tremendously. Well... she did get me food and...
"So... let's talk about something else." I suggested.
"Alright. Actually, let's do some arm wrestling." Silvia chimed.
"Are you high? I'd obviously win." I replied.
"Then you shouldn't complain. Come on, kick my ass at arm wrestling." Silvia giggled.
Silvia and sat across from each other after I placed a seat in front of her desk, "You sure about this?" I asked.
"Yep. Ready... go!" Silvia yelled as we started arm wrestling.
I immediately started to win as I pushed her hand back but just as I was about to press it on the desk, she used psychic on my hand, "Cheater!" I yelled.
She stuck out her tongue, "Hey, no one said I couldn't. It's up to you to remember that I have psychic abilities."
"Ugh. Stop using them please." I frowned.
She did, much to my surprise and I decided to lose on purpose, "Oh man..." I fake frowned.
"Why'd you let me win?" Silvia asked.
"A sign of good will." I lied.
"Oh come on. That's obviously a lie." Silvia chuckled.
"Maybe I just wanted you to win because you stopped using psychic." I smiled.
"Hm..." She stared at me.
"What?" I asked.
"Nothing. I just... think your handsome." Silvia smiled.
"Keep saying that and I'll assume your hitting on me. Say... you want to teleport now? I think an extra detention with you would be fine." I suggested.
I flinched in surprise when she held my hand with a smile, "Sure."
"Don't worry. Your detention is over. Have fun you two." Mr. Fragner spoke as he teleported away.
"Well then. Now he makes it sound like we're dating. Pfft, fuck that." I muttered.
Silvia frowned, "Something wrong with me?"
"Yeah. Your dating someone. helllooooo? Earth to Silvia." I chuckled.
Silvia smiled at that, "That's a relief. I thought you were going to say I was ugly or something."
"Trust me, your boyfriend is the ass end of the universe. You on the other hand are... like... um... let's just fucking go please." I blushed.
Silvia smiled as she gripped my hand tighter and teleported us to the cafeteria in a flash. Motion sickness was an understatement. I almost fell over as a sudden case of dizziness hit me. Within seconds, it went way and I looked to see Silvia spinning a basketball on her fingertip.
She smiled at me, "My own boyfriend doesn't like to play basketball. All he cares about is my ass and football. It kind of pisses me off."
"Football is a stupid game that makes no sense. Soccer should be called football instead. How can a game where you mostly throw the damn ball, be called football? Not to mention how the guys grope each other like a bunch of..." Silvia passed me the ball.
"Come on. Let's just play the game." Silvia smiled.
"Alright, no cheating though. Okay?" I reminded.
"Yep. I don't even want to win. I just want to spend time with you." Silvia smiled.
-1 hour later-
I collapsed to my knees with sweat dripping down my face. Silvia was sweating as well but walked over to me. I looked up at her and noticed her try to help me stand up. I gladly accepted it and noticed she wasn't teleporting us.
"You can't teleport?" I asked.
"I reached my limit for the day. Sorry." Silvia frowned.
"It's okay. It's not like we both smell like ass or anything." I joked.
"Heh. Well, if you want, you could shower in my dorm. My roommates might be busy so you'll have the bathroom to yourself." Silvia suggested.
"You think I'm going to go to a new friend's room, who's female, and use her shower? I'd have to either be high, or just oblivious to agree to that. I'll just go to my..."
"HEY! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING TO MY GIRLFRIEND!?" Tyrone screamed from the entrance to the gymnasium.
"Oh shit..." I whispered.
Tyrone ran over to us and punched me away from Silvia before checking on her, "You okay?" he asked.
Silvia started smacking his hands away, "Yes but he's my friend now! I was trying to help him!" Silvia yelled.
Silvia pushed Tyrone away to come help my exhausted body, "Wait, this shrimp dick is your friend now?" Tyrone asked.
"Yes." Silvia answered simply as she helped me up.
"I don't think he means it. I bet he's only pretending to get close to you but guess what." Tyrone openly grabbed Silvia's ass, "I already banged her and she loves me as much as I love her. Not you."
"Funny you say that. If you 'love' her, then why don't you play basketball with her?" I questioned.
"Ah! ...Well... I... Um... I'm not good at it..." Tyrone answered.
"Have you ever seen her play?" I asked.
"Yes... once..." Tyrone admitted.
"..." I sighed in disappointment.
"It doesn't matter. I own her..." Silvia cut him off.
"You don't fuckin' 'own' me!" Silvia yelled.
"I didn't mean it like that Silvy. Plus, can't you see what he's doing? He's making us fight to get back at what we've done to him." Tyrone pleaded.
"What!? I didn't do anything wrong or say one thing to spark this conflict." I complained.
"Shut up!" They both yelled at me.
('O_O)
"You always do this kind of shit when I talk to any other guys! Even my coach!" Silvia yelled.
"That's because your so damn beautiful! Other guys obviously want you!" Tyrone argued.
"So? That doesn't mean you can be a controlling dick!" Silvia yelled back.
"I'm not controlling! I just don't want someone to steal you away! Can we please not fight right now?" Tyrone pleaded.
"Oh, 'steal me?' What, do you did I'm a football or something? You can't let anyone steal me until your ready to throw me?" Silvia frowned as she let go of me to place her hands on her hips.
I slumped to the ground and watched the two continue to argue, "I wouldn't throw you, even if you were a football. Your the prettiest girl in school. Why would I throw our relationship away?" Tyrone frowned.
"You may not want to throw it away but it certainly feels like your pushing me away. You know, you never once came to one of my basketball games to support me?" Silvia glared.
"I had to study for my tests!" Tyrone lied.
"Oh that's a load of Tauros crap and you know it. You've never studied a day in your life. Your just like a brick. Red, hard, and stupid! It's completely unfair that I've supported you when you played football but you've never supported me. The only thing you support is me sucking on your tiny steroid dick." Silvia accused.
The other people in the gym gasped when Silvia said that Tyrone's dick is tiny from all the steroids he takes. I can believe it. His arms do look a bit bigger than a normal Throh. Tyrone was stunned for a moment before punching Silvia with a Drain punch. Silvia fell onto the floor on all fours before blasting Tyrone with a Psychic. Tyrone got to his feet and glared at her. Tyrone prepared another attack but got held back by a group of pokemon. They started bitching back and forth at each other about the other being a loser and other shit. Tyrone eventually left as Silvia helped me back to my feet again.
"...you okay?" I asked hesitantly.
"I'll be fine. We fight like this every once in a while." She admitted.
"No, I meant you. It looked like he hit you pretty hard." I frowned.
"A drain punch only does a quarter damage to me due to my typing. I'm fine. Really." Silvia frowned.
"I guess I'm a bad friend huh?" I sighed.
"What makes you say that?" Silvia asked back.
"If I never hung out with you, you wouldn't have had a fight with your boyfriend." I frowned sadly.
"Don't talk like that. I'm happy we aren't enemies. I don't have any guy friends so... having you around is refreshing. Plus, I think I love your douchy attitude. It can be really funny." Silvia smiled to try and show she me she was okay.
"Yeah... I can't believe you yelled about his tic tac dick." I chuckled.
"Pfft. What?" Silvia started laughing.
"It's not your fault he has a tic tac and two raisins. It's sad really." I smirked but then sighed, "As much as I want to continue this conversation, I'm really tired. Wake me up when we get to my room." I started to fall asleep.
"Hey! You can't do that! I don't know where your dorm room is!" Silvia yelled.
"Ugh. Mom! Five more minutes!" I fake whined.
"Last I checked, I'm not your mom and far from it." Silvia whispered.
"Uh huh. Whatever hoe. Just get me back to bed so I can pass out." I whispered back with my tongue sticking out at her.
Silvia shook her head, "Your such an asshole." she chuckled.
"Sorry but that's my gift to the world." I joked.
Silvia added to the joke, "Sorry sweetie but the world wants a gift receipt."
I couldn't stop myself from smiling as we walked back to the dorm. It took about ten minutes and no one was there. Still exhausted, Silvia helped me lay on my bed and I sighed contently.
"Thank humanity for mattresses." I whispered.
"You know it takes flaffy wool and other materials to make that right?" Silvia asked.
"Yep but humans still created it and I don't give a fuck." I chuckled.
Silvia sat on the bed with her back to me, "Do you think I was too harsh on Tyrone?" Silvia asked.
"Oh god. Boyfriend troubles. I feel like I'm being forced to go to church." I joked.
"What's up with the church in that sentence?" Silvia asked.
"Just saying we need Jesus or something. I dunno. I'm tired." I sighed.
"Well, I'm going back to my dorm. Um..." Silvia looked at me sadly.
"I'll see you tomorrow at school. Bye." I smiled.
Silvia got up and walked towards the door, "Okay. Bye." she smiled.
With her gone, I fell asleep. Thank Arceus.
