September 18th, 2005--- about 5:30 pm

Dear Diary,

The veg competition is tonight and I'm apprehensive. Not because I'm entering my melon in the competition. It's because I'm afraid that Wallace will eat all of the vegetables. I should probably start where I left off…

Okay… This morning, I woke up with a heavy feeling in my stomach… I knew the truth and I couldn't change it… When Wallace's breakfast light started buzzing and flashing, I hesitantly pulled the lever and a bunch of vegetable carnage came pouring out the hole in the ceiling along with Wallace. The automatic dressing machine dressed Wallace and when his head poked through the top of his shirt, he still had the rabbit ears from last night. I stared at his rabbit ears nervously and in response, he said, "What's up, dog?" in a Bugs-Bunny like manner. He thought these ears were a result from the veg diet. I took the newspaper which had a picture of Wallace in Were-Rabbit form and pointed my finger at the picture then at him.

"You think I'm the beast?" Wallace said. "Because of these?" He said, referring to his ears. "Next thing I know, you'll be saying is that Hutch is turning into me." Then I realized what had happened. I took Wallace down to the basement where I then opened the cage that Hutch was in, showing Wallace how Hutch had acquired some of his personalities as in his love of cheese.

Later today, Wallace tried to fix the Mind Manipulation O Matic, but he realized that his brain had been turned into a "rabbity mush". Hutch then started fixing the M.M.o.M, thus being an advantage to this personality switch. Then the doorbell rang. Hutch then walked up the stairs and we rushed after him. He answered the door and the person at the door was Lady Tottington. When Hutch opened the door, he said "Geronimo!" I handed a hat to Wallace as he snatched Hutch. "Hang on a mo'." Wallace said. We zipped Hutch in a jacket so he would keep quiet.

Lady Tottington had told Wallace (with tears in her eyes) that she was going to let Victor Quartermaine shoot the beast. "Shoot it?" Wallace asked with a nervous gulp, knowing he was in grave danger.

"Yes," she replied. "It wasn't an easy choice, but the veg competition has to come first." She said she "recently developed feelings for Wallace" and there was "so much she needed to say." Just then, Wallace's palms grew furry and he quickly hid them behind his back. She continued. "It will be quick and painless." Wallace's shoes burst and teeth grew as he said, "It's not very convenient at the moment." She wanted to shake hands or part as friends, but it was too late, Wallace's transformation was taking place. He unintentionally slammed the door in Lady Tottington's face and when he was in the middle of the transformation, he blew a raspberry at her through the window and she walked back to Tottington Hall with tears in her eyes. Wallace's final steps in the transformation were taking place when Victor Quartermaine started banging down the door, so I dragged Wallace on a carpet, but my plan was interrupted when Wallace finally transformed and didn't fit through the door. He started ravaging through the fridge so I decided to get in the female Were-Rabbit suit so I could distract him and clearly in lust, he pinched me in the tail and kissed up my arm like Gomez Addams so I slapped him. He snorted in delight. I spotted a bouncy ball so I took it and hopped so Wallace wouldn't be shot by Victor. Wallace got away and I wasn't harmed, but Victor shot the decoy in the butt. Victor unmasked me and put me in a cage where I am now trapped. This has been one heck of a week… I don't know how I'm gonna get out of this mess… Wait a tic… I just got a brilliant idea! I must write in you later!

-Gromit


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-Harry's Girl 01031992

"Awww... the bounce has gone from his bungee!"-Hutch, Curse of the Were-Rabbit