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Maureen is Robin and Terra


Raven and Beast boy just got off a date with Robin and Terra and the computer was broken. Terra and Robin Left Beast boy and Raven to do it. Raven started singing "The samples won't delay But the cable --" Beast boy cut in "There's another way Say something -- anything" Raven walked over to the mike "Test -- one, two three --" Beast boy sighed "Anything but that" "This is weird" Raven sang slowly "It's weird" Beast boy echoed "Very weird" Raven sang "Fuckin' weird" Beast boy sang "I'm so mad
That I don't know what to do Fighting with microphones Freezing down to my bones And to top it all off I'm with you
" Raven snapped "Feel like going insane? Got a fire in your brain? And you're thinking of drinking gasoline?" Beast boy said to Raven "As a matter of fact --"Raven said nodding "Honey, I know this act It's called the 'Tango Maureen' The Tango Maureen It's a dark, dizzy merry-go-round As she keeps you dangling" Beast boy sang "You're wrong" Raven said "Your heart she is mangling" Beast boy said ignoring her "It's different with me" Raven said trying to get Beast boy to stop "And you toss and you turn 'Cause her cold eyes can burn Yet you yearn and you churn and rebound" Beast boy once again ignored her comment "I think I know what you mean" Raven said thinking it over "The Tango Maureen" They both sang "Has she ever pouted her lips
And called you 'Pookie'
" Beast boy said doing a imitation of it "Never" Ravens said disgusted "Have you ever doubted a kiss or two?" Beast boy said "This is spooky did you swoon when she walked through the door?" Raven asked "Every time -- so be cautious" Beast boy replied "Did she moon over other boys --?" Raven said Regretting the answer "More than moon --" He said "I'm getting nauseous" Raven said they looked at each other then they began to Tango "Where'd you learn to tango?" Beast boy asked "With the French Ambassador's daughter in her dorm room at Miss Porter's. And you?" Raven asked "With Nanette Himmelfarb. The Rabbi's daughter at the Scarsdale Jewish Community Center." Beast boy replied .He and Raven switched so se was leading "It's hard to do this backwards." Beast boy said nervously "You should try it in heels." They walked in the hall to find Robin kissing Starfire and Terra kissing Cyborg. "She cheated" Raven cried "She cheated" Beast boy echoed "Maureen cheated" Raven said again "Fuckin' cheated" Yelled Beast boy "I'm defeated I should give up right now" Raven said to Beast boy "Gotta look on the bright side With all of your might" Beast boy told her "I'd fall for her still anyhow" Raven told him ."When you're dancing her dance You don't stand a chance Her grip of romance Make you fall" They both sang "So you think, 'Might as well'" Beast boy said "Dance a tango to hell" Raven said "'At least I'll have tangoed at all'
The Tango Maureen Gotta dance till your diva is through You pretend to believe her Cause in the end -- you can't leave her But the end it will come Still you have to play dumb Till you're glum and you bum And turn blue
" They sang together "Why do we love when she's mean?"Beast boy asked "And she can be so obscene" Raven finished "The tango Maureen" They finished.

A/N I know this one sucked I know But I found this song fit them in the beginning with 'and to top it off I'm with you' the cheating part has the right couples of RobXStar and CyXTerra. So flames are welcome in this Chapter but don't go too far.