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Hope you all enjoy the update 3

Your overworked(HW) writer.

EDITED: To fix a pretty big mistake, thanks for the help Its newton not Einstein


The Coca-Cola can gurgled. The crabs still were fighting along the beach, they had a little more ferocity this time, one might question if it was mating season. A distinct crack bellowed through the jungle followed by a yelp.

"Damn it." Penny held her hand. Sheldon and Penny were working on establishing their 'Robinson Crusoe house'. "You could have mentioned you were letting it go. Sheldon." Penny shook her hand a little bit and then quickly grasped it back to her chest. Sheldon stepped out from the almost bamboo like forest.

"I assumed you would at least understand Newton's simplest law: For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction." Penny shot him a glare while still clutching her hand to her chest. She shook her hand again in attempt to ease the pain.

"I remember that one Sheldon but, I can't predict when you are going to let it go." Penny bit back the tears that were encroaching in her peripheral vision. She took a shaky deep breath. "Alright, let's get this to the site." Sheldon picked up the back end of the now uprooted 'stick'; according to Sheldon it was a type of bambusoideae.

Leaves and sticks crackled underneath their feet, they took vary twists and turns through the forest and finally found the site, today alone they had managed to get nine of the bambusoideae uprooted.

"We should consider forming the base and setting it up before we retrieve anymore." The throbbing in Penny's hand agreed.

They started by cutting notches into the wood and then looping the vine around each bamboo stick; one loop at the top and one at the bottom. It became drab after a while and it was more labor intensive then they had originally expected. By mid-afternoon they had successfully made a quarter of the bottom platform.

"You know Sheldon," wiping some sweat off her forehead "we might want to attach this part to the tree. If we get this part up already it will be much easier to add the others, instead of trying to get the whole thing up at once." Sheldon's face was plastered his faraway look as if the tree in front of him was a complex physics problem; he simply nodded a few moments later. Penny grabbed some rivets; Sheldon rotated the platform over to the edge of the tree. He carefully pulled it up using a complex pulley system, he had created earlier. Penny climbed the ladder and guided it to one of the stakes protruding from the tree. The stake seemed to grunt under its weight but once it was distributed over three different stakes, it sung a different song. Penny pushed some of the rivets into the wood; a far majority of the rivets were blunt. However, a few managed to secure themselves quite comfortably in the wood. Penny swung herself over to the platform and after testing her weight and a few concerns from Sheldon sat on the platform. It held her weight without creaking or cracking.

"Well it appears we built one hell of a sturdy platform." she yelled down to him. He was staring intently at her; there was the smallest bit of concern etched on his face.

"Are you sure?" he replied. Penny stood up and jumped once or twice, ignoring Sheldon's pleas.

"I would say so." She went back down the ladder and stood next to Sheldon looking at their work. "We should be proud." Sheldon turned and a simply hmm escaped his lips. "We should be proud; it's pretty damn good for a physicist and a waitress."

"Actress" murmured Sheldon, Penny now responded with an hmm. "You are an actress, are you not?" Penny seemed slightly baffled.

"Yes, I guess I am."

"We should get some more wood." Sheldon led them back to the bamboo forest. The process began again and by the late evening they had finished the platform. It was really starting to look like something of a home.

The platform jetted out about six feet, and completely encircled the tree. They were sitting with their feet dangling off the edge.

"We could always build above this and make it multi-storied. I still think we should have bridges to other platforms but, in the long run." Penny took another bite of the red mango looking fruit. Sheldon swallowed and dabbed the juice that ran down the side of his mouth.

"I would prefer it we went out to other platforms first, see how long this stays sturdy then we can contemplate moving it upward." Penny agreed, they didn't need the upper platform to crash down and take all their hard work with it. Once they had finished their fruit, Sheldon made the trek down to their original camp sight and brought back their supplies. They set up the blankets right against the tree, neither wishing to accidently roll off. Sheldon put in a temporary rack, where they hung Penny's purse which was bulging at the brim. Penny was behind Sheldon when she cracked the Coca-Cola bottle. Sheldon divulged a look backwards.

"Is this ready?" Penny tilted her head in a questioning manner, the sunset highlighted her silhouette. Sheldon was temporarily taken a back; he swallowed multiple times before replying.

"It should be." His voice was deeper; the baritone southern twang had escaped.

"Well then," Penny put a hand on Sheldon's shoulder as she maneuvered behind him. "Sit down." She said in a low throaty voice. Sheldon obeyed. Penny retrieved the knife from the can, used a disinfectant wipe and began a treacherous project. With each pass of the blade, Sheldon steadily relaxed his grip on his pants. When Penny was finally done Sheldon was leaning back into her. Penny popped up and Sheldon nearly lost his balance.

"Done." She exclaimed running a hand along his cheek admiring her work, Sheldon followed the path of her hand with his.

"Indeed."

"Well" Penny began cleaning up "I'm going to head to bed here in a just a moment, everything is aching." As if to accentuate that comment she massaged her right shoulder.

Sheldon was still awake into the night, the insects were a buzz, thankfully none of them bothered him, and he kept running his hand along his cheek. Penny's slight snoring was a tell-tale sign that she was asleep. He mulled over his thoughts, why couldn't he get her out of his mind. He sat up and laid back against the tree, and sighed. He was a starting to believe he was going insane. He chuckled to himself, in his normal air ha-ha, impossible. He continued to analyze his thoughts well into the night.

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Sheldon woke up early or more like never sleep, he already began retrieving more wood. By the time Penny awoke he had already dragged up five more pieces. Penny stretched her right shoulder it was still aching. There was a mildew coating on the bamboo. Penny heard a thud, she peered over the side; Sheldon had set down the fifth piece.

"You already started?" Sheldon peered upward; Penny's hair was splayed about, as she had yet to go for her morning swim.

"Yes but, don't hurry yourself." He insisted but, Penny had already stood up in a hurry, her feet not agreeing with the slippery bamboo, slid out from under her. She fell toward the edge and barely managed to grasp it.

"Sheldon" she squeaked. Her legs dangling as she tried to brace them against something however, all they meet was air. Her shoulder popped, she let out an ear piercing screech.

"Hold on." Sheldon scurried up the ladder at the speed of light. He gripped the back of her shirt. "I need you to give me your other hand." Penny looked up and grasped his hand, he pulled her up. She landed on top of him, moaning. Sheldon looked; her shoulder was definitely out of its socket. He leaned down and hovered just above her ear.

"Penelope, I need to pop you shoulder in okay?" She slightly released her grip on her arm. Sheldon moved her; she was up against the tree now, he secured her legs between his in order to prevent her from kicking. "On three." He slowly began to count, right before he reached three he shoved her arm against the tree, it made a distinct popping sound. Penny bit her tongue and whimpered. She opened her eyes to see his deep cerulean blues staring into hers. She leaned forward, her breath shaky and Sheldon imperceptibly dipped his head. It stirred an unequivocal feeling, Penny pulled away. Sheldon was breathing heavy, his pupils had dilated. Penny ran a hand over his cheek.

"Thanks." She whispered with full sincerity. Sheldon felt paradisiacal at that moment. Sheldon shifted his weight.

"Are you alright?" Gesturing to the shoulder that she was now gripping tightly; she shook her head meekly.

"It hurts, like a mother fucker." Sheldon was taken aback by how candid she was. "Though I guess it's better than having a broken leg."

"I would agree, I may be an intellectual superior being but, I cannot fix things without proper tools." They sat in silence for a moment; Penny chuckled. "What is amusing?" She shook her head.

"I was thinking how much we could use little rubber duckies." Sheldon gave her a small smile. "At least," Sheldon looked back at her "this time you can't get any tickets for running red lights."

"I would say so." They sat there for a little while longer, their proximity giving them complacency. A bird perched himself on the branch across from them, he made a pleasant sound before flying back of into the tree.

"We need to finish the platforms." Penny waited for a few moments; she opened her mouth to repeat her statement.

"You stay here I'll bring some more wood and then you can help string it together. Okay?" Before Penny could protest, Sheldon's face was nanometers away from hers. "Okay?" he asked again.

"Okay" She reiterated, he shimmed down the ladder. God what that man was doing to her, she leaned her head against the bark, she glanced up. She was face to face with two round black orbs. They entered a staring contest, both contained insurmountable will. The creature blinked first and scurried up the tree a ways, set itself and leaped off the tree and spread its self in an eagle like fashion and glided over to the tree across from Penny; with a fleeting glance scurried back up the tree. Penny shook her head, something about those orbs made her think.

Penny leaned back again and closed her eyes, trying to understand what Sheldon and she had done earlier, this was a man who detested all forms of physical contact and he didn't even squirm or spit after that. She eventually drifted off to sleep, with a most puzzling question on her mind; Why?


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