Kyle woke up.

"Where am I?" he asked himself.

"Kyle, wake up! You've been out for nearly 5 minutes!" Cartman complained.

"Oh thank god, it was all just a dream" Kyle said.

"No it wasn't, you're still in the future" Cartman said.

"There you are! I've been looking everywhere for you!" a familiar voice said. It was Future Cartman.

"Come on! We've gotta go back to the past and put you where you belong!" Future Cartman commanded.

"No way dude! This is the Freakin Future we're in, I kinda wanna explore this place a bit" Stan demanded.

"You already explored! Now grab on to something so you can go back to your original year!" Future Cartman commanded.

"Dude, for the last time, no!" Kyle commanded back.

"Argh! Fine!" Future Cartman said. the boys were surprised.

"Uh… Okay… Dude why are letting us go now?" Cartman asked.

"Oh nothing, I just can't be arsed have a big long argument just so I can torture myself by not letting myself see the transition from 2015 to 2045, yada yada yada" Cartman said.

"Well-whoa… what?" Cartman babbled.

"Well, if I let past self see the future, my brain's gonna compulsively release some endorphins and make me happy. I see nothing wrong with telling people about things and makin' a few bucks on the side" Future Cartman admitted.

"Besides, the batteries on this are flat, it's gonna take days until it completely recharges" Future Cartman.

After few minutes… the boys were in different clothing… they were in 2040s versions of their normal clothing.

"Okay, Stan, you're Matt. Kyle, you're Michael. Kenny, you're Clint, and Me, you are Klarkman" Future Cartman said.


The boys arrived at Cartman residence.

"Well, this is my house" Future Cartman said.

"You still live here?" Kyle asked.

"Yeah, but before you say anything, I put my mom in a retirement home, just like where all the other adults are, except for Stan and Kyle's parents who still live next door to me" Future Cartman admitted.

"Heh, it must be a lot cheaper to take mom's house instead of buying another" Cartman said.

Future Cartman opened the door and walked into his house, not much had changed, and the picture of Cartman with his mom at Mt Rushmore was still there. A black haired woman wearing a green shirt with a greenish grey vest over it and black pants was sitting on the sofa. Future Cartman stopped.

"What?" he asked

"Eric, can you explain this?" she snapped, pulling out a full plastic milk bottle.

"What? It's a transparent milk bottle" Future Cartman said.

"You know how I feel about you shop phasing Eric!" the woman said.

"Relax! It's not like the police are gonna come after me, they're too stupid to" Future Cartman said.

"And who are these kids behind you?" she asked.

"Uh… these are orphans I found that I decided to take in because they look so much like me" Future Cartman explained.

"…That's not like you, usually you just ignore people" the woman said.

"Yeah, but they used the four times plea on me" Future Cartman said.

"Hey, me! Who the hell is this?" Cartman whispered to his future self.

"That's your wife, Heidi Turner. Y'know, that gal who saved you from tipping the food table at your mom and step-dad's wedding?" Future Cartman whispered.

"Oh weak!" Cartman moaned.

"Uh yes, this is Matt, Michael, Adolf Klarkman, and Clint" Future Cartman said

"Alright, well I'm not finding a place for them to sleep" Heidi said

"Hey dad, what's going on down there?" a young voice said.

"Hey kids, I just took in some orphans! One of them looks like me!" Future Cartman said

Footsteps were heard and a 10-year old boy hurried downstairs, he had blackish brown hair, he wore a dark-grey shirt and had black jeans. Another kid came down, it was a girl who was very slightly taller than the boy and wore a blue skirt and light-grey shirt with a blue vest, and her hair was the same color as Cartman's.

"Adolf, this is my son Travis and my daughter is Jesse, she's 11" Future Cartman said.

"Eric, is the name "Adolf" even allowed to be used as a name?" Heidi asked

"Don't ask me, I'm not the one who named him"