Idiots deserve underwear.


Meltdown


Sakura never expected for the week to be that much fun. Well, being kissed by gay retards isn't a bad thing, right?

"Sakura-san." Neji stared at her.

"Ah. Yes?" she blushed as she came back from her thoughts.

"Your ice cream is he melting." he pointed at the liquid cascading down her long fingers.

"Oh," she giggled at its coldness as she licked it off her fingers, one by one.

WHOREMOANS- ah, hormones. (typo? I think not.)

''Damn.'' he cursed under his breath as he avoided her gaze.

"Thanks for the date Neji-kun." she gave him her winning smile. "But I have to go now."

"Wait. Before you go," he held her wrist. "tell me what you think."

"Huh?" she was clearly confused.

"About my... sexuality." he let go of her as he whispered the last part to her ear.

"Oh, if this is about that, then you don't have to worry!" Sakura proceeded to walk backwards away from him.

"Really?"

"Yeah! Your secret is safe with me!" she was about 3 meters away from him. "It's okay to be in denial, Neji-kun! But someday you should be honest with yourself and accept you have feelings for him!" she waved as she walked away from him.

"Ah."

Wait.

Him.

Him?

THE HELL?


2 down 5 more to go.


"How'd your date go?" Sasuke asked as he looked at a sulking Hyuuga.

"Hn." he smirked as he got a groan for a response from the other ice cube.

"Who's next?" Naruto asked.

"I am." Shino raised his hand.

"No way, you'd really do it?" Kiba laughed.

"Why not?" he replied coldly as he left.

Naruto and Kiba were left with confused looks.


You can't be serious, but then, you're always serious.


"Hmm... That was fun. But I'd prefer relaxing more." Sakura sat on the beach chair she had left a while ago.

"Seems like she isn't here anymore." she sighed at her loneliness.

"I wonder what the point of this vacation is." Sakura mumbled to herself as she tried to relax.

"May I offer you a smoothie ma'am?" Sakura shot up as she heard the voice.

She stared at the waiter who resembled someone Sakura knew. At first she thought it was a waitress but then he had no shirt on and his perfectly toned muscles gave her other ideas.

"You look like my friend, Ino." she smiled as she took a smoothie.

"Well, your friend must be handsome then."

"Yeah, I guess you could call her handsome."

"Eh?" he sulked at the word: her.

'I knew I should have gotten a hair cut. I look like a girl.' he thought as he went away.

"Ooh, guava!" she giggled as she sipped the drink.

"So you like guava then?" Sakura looked at her right and saw a shirtless (though he had board shorts on) man wearing black shades.

Sakura spat out her drink as she realized it was Shino. He was too pale. Must be because of all that clothes he's always wearing.

"You know, I've always thought you were a vampire."

The Aburame raised an eyebrow as he settled down properly on the beach chair next to her.

"And why is that?" he asked though he was not used to idle conversations.

"Well, you're all dressed up in what seems to be heavy clothes and you never show your eyes and your too pale and-"

"I get it." a slightly annoyed Shino snapped.

Sakura giggled at his response.

"So what brings you here?" she asked.

"Well, the guys told me that you seem to think I am gay."

"Oh, well yeah, I think all men are."

"..."

This woman got some issues.

"So... " Sakura whistled.

"..."

"..."

"I'm not gay." he blurted out.

"Huh? Did someone say you were?"

"You did."

"I said all men are gay."

"Are you implying that I'm not a man?"

"Well, you kinda are, I mean, not a man."

"..."

"Shino-kun?"

"...?"

"I still think you're a vampire."

She really had issues.

"Before I go I just want to-" and suddenly Sakura grabbed the back of his neck.

Smooch.

"There seems to be a weird pattern here."

"..."

"..."

"I'm not a vampire."

"Who said you were?"

"Urgh. You did."

"I said I thought you were a hemophiliac."

"Sakura-san, if I were a hemophiliac, then I wouldn't become a shinobi, won't I?"

"Uh... no."

"..." he stood and proceeded to walk away.

"You're still in denial, Shino-kun! Don't run away from your destiny!" she shouted from afar.

He looked back and saw no one on the beach chair. Little did he know Sakura was hiding in some bushes for protection. She didn't want to become a vampire. Although at one point she did, but this wasn't the right story. This was a story about ninjas on vacation. Not ninjas on vacation turn into vampires. No, no, no, that is another story. (okay... a little- scratch that- this is really off topic.)


Well, if bitches are that lucky, I wanna be one.


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