The Apprentice Prankster – The Order of the Phoenix
Andee saw Fred and George sitting together in the common room, muttering under their breath and looking angry.
She didn't blame them.
That little toad-faced bitch had banned them both from Quiddich – for life. It was a disaster. A complete disaster, one where Andee's many talents and contacts might come in handy.
Andee had quite liked the year boys started to notice girls. It meant she could get any password, any information, into any party. Oh yes the advantages were well worth getting up an hour early so she looked hotter than all the other girls. Not that she had to try.
"Hey boys." She said sitting down beside the twins who looked up at her in surprise. Then they grinned. Not happy, laughing, innocent grins. Evil, plotting and genius type grins.
"Hey Andee." They said together and leaned in towards her.
"You 'here to help' like always?" Fred asked. He had a point; Andee was always around to lend a hand to the two prankster princes.
"Of course I am. For a price of course." She replied with her usual smirk.
"Of course." George said with a sour smile. "You sure you won't do it for free – not just this once?"
"Well I could cut you a deal unrelated to gold…" Andee offered and the two boys eagerly nodded looking around to make sure no one was listening.
"Alright you help us and you can have as much free Weasley stock – within reason – as you want." Fred offered.
"Sounds like a deal." Andee agreed holding both her hands out for the boys to shake.
With a nod they all shook their personal three-way shake.
"Right, lets have fun." Andee said with an evil grin, which both the twins returned.
The next day Andee was silent as her friends talked in outrage about Umbridge. Andee wasn't concentrating on them; she had more important things to do. Only Neville noticed her silence, most people said Neville was hopeless but Andee thought he was pretty brilliant actually.
He knew people like no one else.
"You alright Andee?" He asked his voice concerned.
"I'm fine Neville, just pranking." She whispered back so that Umbridge didn't hear.
"Light her hair on fire." He suggested eagerly.
"Amateur." She replied with a snort, which she turned into a coughing fit when Umbridge looked her way.
"Go to the Hospital wing Miss Smith. Mr Longbottom will escort you." Umbridge said firmly and the two of them got up and left.
"Did you just get us out of class?" Neville asked.
"I didn't mean too." Andee replied with a grin.
"So what shall we do?" Neville asked.
"I think this would be the perfect time to visit Umbridge's office. Just a social visit nothing huge." Andee said with an evil sort of laugh. Oh the possibilities were endless. Fred and George had class but she could probably get them to come with her.
"I am not being apart of this." Neville said instantly and Andee rolled her eyes.
"Fine. Go tell Madam Pomfrey I'm effing with Umbridge and was meant to see her." She said with a flap of her hand and Neville laughed.
"You think she'll be okay with that?"
"Yes."
"Alright. I'll give it a go." Neville said with a shrug and walked out.
Now Andee had to get Fred and George. But where on earth would the pair be? Andee decided to start in the common room.
The common room was empty except for two seventh years. One was Angelina Johnson; she would probably know where to find the boys but would have no reason to be happy with them. It better be the tired looking boy sitting by the fire.
"Hi, I was just wondering if you knew where Fred and George are?" She said with a smile. The boy looked up clearly surprised and took Andee in running his eyes over her 'assets' and assets they were that much was for sure.
The boy smiled at her and said
"Why should I tell you?" Oh nerdy guys were smart, but not that smart.
Andee grinned and leaned forward towards him so that he got a better view of those assets, she put on her most winsome smile but did not under any circumstances flutter her eyelashes. She was too self-respecting for that.
"Please?" She asked, guessing that a 'sweet little girl' persona was her best bet for this one.
The guy was clearly a nerd because having a girl so close to him made his neck flush and he swallowed hard.
"The-y-y are in a, I mean the, I mean class."
Win. He would tell her anything now.
"Which class?" She asked sliding into the chair next to him but keeping her face close to his – just close enough she could draw away if he tried a kiss.
"D-d-divination." The boy managed to stutter out and Andee smiled at him drawing back so he could think and more importantly breath.
He took a deep breath and smiled back at her.
"You wouldn't mind leaving now would you?" He asked clearly knowing why she had spoken to him but defenceless against her charms.
"If you want." Andee said and flounced out of the common room thinking hard. Divination? That would be difficult. As she made her way up to the North Tower Andee thought of what she could do but in the end decided to simply enter the classroom.
Pushing open the trapdoor Andee climbed up to see most of the class watching her. The air was thick with perfume and smoke and Andee winked at Fred and George who grinned back.
"Professor Trelawney?" Andee asked when she didn't even notice the intrusion on her class.
"Oh Miss Smith, my dear! What are you doing here?" Professor Trelawney asked in her misty voice.
"I need to speak to Mr Weasley and Mr Weasley however I know that mundane conversation can intrude on the clairvoyant vibrations so we would have to speak away from the classroom of course." Andee said with a smile at the Professor.
"Oh but of course my dear! Yes we can't have disturbances in the vibrations it would perhaps be best if you went a ways off." And with that Professor Trelawney returned to her lesson.
Once on the landing underneath the trapdoor Fred and George turned to her.
"Brilliant!" They said together.
"I know. Now Umbridge is teaching my class, its not half-way through lessons so we can easily make it to her office and back with little effort." Andee said and the twin's eyes lit up in anticipation.
"That is the most –"
"-Wonderful idea I have –"
"-Ever heard –"
"-Let's go!"
Andee rolled her eyes at the twin's odd way of talking and led the way to Umbridge's office. It was time to do some serious damage.
