Nightclaw: Hello readers, and welcome back to the "Twelve days of Warrior Christmas" behind the scene crew!
Nightcloud: Breezepelt look, we're famous!
Breezepelt: I don't know her, do I know her? No I do not.
Nightcloud: I'm his mom!
Breezepelt: No, don't listen to her; I don't know her or what I'm doing here.
Jayfeather: I don't know them.
Breezepelt: Please Jayfeather, help me!
Jayfeather: Do I know you?
Nightclaw: I know all of you guys!
Jayfeather: Is Nightcloud going to stay here forever?
Nightclaw: Not really sure, we could let her stay for a few more chapters.
Jayfeather: This is the seventh chapter! She should leave now.
Nightclaw: Aw, but she just got here.
Breezepelt: It feels like a million years.
Nightcloud: It feels like I've been here for a minute; now let's get this show on the road!
Nightclaw: Yeah, I think she should leave soon, she's sort of annoying.
Jayfeather and Breezepelt: Yes!
Nightclaw: For two more chapters!
Jayfeather and Breezepelt: We'll never make it.
Nightclaw: Take your mind off your misery and say the disclaimer.
Jayfeather: Nightclaw doesn't own any of this.
Breezepelt: Except the idea of this story.
The seventh day of Christmas
On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me, seven swans a swimming…
Definitions
Swans: a white bird that represents love (well, to me)
Swim: how you move in water, also a sport.
It's the seventh day of Christmas and though every minds, that they were having a party at the lake and see their finds. Only Thunderclan was at the lake, since they were the dumbest for Starclan's sake. And Jayfeather was sighing, that I was still rhyming, "Be quiet, I already have to deal with the dumbest clan ever." He said. I stopped rhyming since I ran out of rhyming inspiration.
Jayfeather stared (or faced) at his clan playing in the water, when it was thirty degrees. He sighed and went back to looking for herbs, "They're going to all get sick so why not look for herbs." The clan was having fun and shivering until seven swans swam along. Jayfeather sensed it immediately since his chaos senses were tingling. The seven birds swam in a circle slowly, and then began to accelerate. The clan just stayed in the water, not even afraid one bit.
The swans began to swim even faster until the water became a whirlpool, 'which sucked in all the CATS IN THUNDERCLAN!' Jayfeather thought. He ran to the water's edge and dove in. When he was in the water, all was dark, until Flametail randomly appeared and gave him a helmet. "Hi Jayfeather, I'm here to help you!" he said. Jayfeather couldn't believe it, "Flametail! You're not angry at me for being unable to save you!" Jayfeather exclaimed. Flametail nodded his head, "No, I'm angry, but I need to help you since it's a 'Starclan rule'. I would shred you to bits right now if it wasn't for that rule."
"Oh, nice to know," Jayfeather said. Jayfeather then swan to find his clan mates. Jayfeather could see underwater if you were wondering. I don't know why, but he can. He saw Lionblaze floating upside down in the water. Jayfeather touched him with his magical paws and Lionblaze got teleported to land. Jayfeather then saw Firestar playing patty cake with Brambleclaw. Jayfeather also touched them and they also teleported.
Jayfeather saw Sandstorm skipping in the water. Jayfeather touched her. He saw Leafpool healing Birchfall's wound. He also touched them. He saw Ferncloud, Dustpelt, and the rest of their large family taking a family picture. He also touched them. He saw Cloudtail spazing out. He also touched him. He saw Spiderleg being dramatic. He touched him also. Later he finally teleported everyone to safety.
The clan shrugged and went back to camp. When the clan came back to camp, Jayfeather went to sleep in his den. Jayfeather twitches and bit and woke up to seeing Flametail holding a bazooka. "Trying to kill me?" Jayfeather asked. "Yep," Flametail said. Then Jayfeather went to sleep and Flametail went back to Starclan.
Nightclaw: Yay, an actually funny one!
Jayfeather: It's not funny
Breezepelt: Especially when theirs Nightcloud breathing behind your neck.
Nightcloud: Ee-aah, ee-ah (or heavy breathing sounds)
Nightclaw: Sorry guys.
Jayfeather: And why did you make Flametail hate me?
Nightclaw: It's funny.
Flametail: Yeah it was.
Nightclaw: No Flametail no! Three warrior cats at a time are enough. No more, until Nightcloud leaves.
Flametail: *leaves*
Nightclaw: That's better.
Breezepelt: Help, my mom's a psycho!
Nightcloud: Wait Breezepelt, don't you want to plan your future?
Breezepelt: No!
Nightclaw: Since Breezepelt is busy and Jayfeather is a grumpy pants, I'll say the info. Review and read and also Happy New Year!
