CH.5
Recap:
But it wasn't them who interrupted us.
It was Shay yelling, "Max! your living room's covered in chocolate pudding!"
We broke apart and looked at the door.
"What the hell? Again?" I yelled.
"This isn't the first time?" Pein asked.
"Not by a long shot." I said.
We all got up and ran out of the room and down the stairs. We ran into the living room and we all slipped in the pudding. I slid all the way to the wall. I spun though, so my back hit the wall. But Itachi was right behind me when we ran in, so he slid the same way as me. So he slammed into me instead of the wall, then we both slipped and fell to the floor. I fell on top of him though. When Madara ran in, he fell on his butt and slid right through the open basement door, down the stairs, and into the wall. Poor guy. That was funny. But what was even funnier was when Konan and Pein ran in, they slipped and fell. Pein tried to catch Konan, but end up falling along with her. He fell on top of her and kissed her on the lips. Her eyes widened at first, then closed and her arms went around his neck. His eyes were wide as well, but closed. When they broke apart, they were both blushing like crazy. I had to bit my lip to suppress my, "Awww!" that was bubbling up inside of me. All though they were blushing, they stayed on the floor. The same with me and Itachi.
What brought our attention to our positions was Tobi walking up the stairs saying, "Ow. That hurt Tobi's butt. Why is leader-sama on top of Konan-chan on the floor? And why is Max-chan on top of Itachi-san on the floor too? And why are they covered in pudding?"
We all looked at each other and me and Pein got off the one we were on top of. Pein was slightly pink, while Konan was actually red. I giggled and went over to her.
I crouched down and said, "Don't worry Konan. When Itachi tells everyone else that were dating, I'll be even redder. And haven't you wanted that since you guys were kids?"
She got redder and put her head on my shoulder. I patted her back sympathetically.
"Oh come on Konan. It's not that bad. At least Hidan and A.J. weren't here." I said.
"It's still embarrassing." she said into my shoulder.
I sighed and looked over at Pein who had got up and was standing next to Itachi. They were both trying to get the pudding out of their hair. Itachi caught my glance and tapped Pein's shoulder. He looked at him, and he pointed at me. Pein looked at me and Konan, who still had her head on my shoulder. Then we had a little eyes only conversation. 'What?' his look said. 'You did this.' I looked at him. 'How?' he looked back. 'Do I really have to tell you?' I looked. 'No.' he looked. 'Good. Now get your ass over here and comfort her.' I looked at him. 'Fine.' he looked. 'Well, aren't you a good partner and friend?' I looked. He glared at me as he walked over and knelt down next to us. I took my hand off her back and Pein put his hand on her back.
"Konan? Are you alright?" he asked.
She picked her head up off my shoulder and turned another shade of red.
"H-hai, Pein." she said.
"I'm gunna go help Itachi get the pudding out of his hair." I said and got up.
I walked over to Itachi and stood next to him. He let his hair down and tried to get the pudding out. I giggled and took some of his hair in my hand. I ran my fingers through it and pudding came with them. I licked one of my fingers and smiled. Itachi just shook his head smiling. Then I saw the pudding on his cheek. I went on my tip toes and licked the pudding off his cheek. He smiled and kissed my nose. When I looked over at Pein and Konan, I saw something I did not expect. Pein and Konan were kissing.
Well that's everything for this chapter! Sorry for the shortness! Oh! And P.S. Keep reading for a great surprise. Trust me. YOU WANT TO KEEP READING. OR YOU WILL SERIOUSLY MISS SOMETHING. TRUST ME.
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Here, while you're scrolling down, enjoy this little, ah… perverted behind the scenes.
Pein
Konan
Itachi
Hidan
Pein
Kisame
Konan
Itachi is hot
Tobi
Deidara
Pein
Shay
Madara
Max
A.J.
Naruto
Sasuke
Gaara
TenTen
Pein
Itachi
Deidara
Konan
Tobi
Madara
Sasuke is sexy
Itachi: O.O What about me?
Max: Honey, Sasuke may be sexy, but your eff-abl.
Itachi: Oh! Well then… *pulls Max into her room and closes the door*
*All you hear is gigging and laughing*
A.J.: And they complain about us!
Hidan: I know right! But we're gunna fix that… *burst into Max's room with a video camera*
*Max and Itachi are sitting on her bed playing chess*
Max: Oi! What the hell?
Hidan and A.J.: … the hell?
Itachi: What the hell did you think we were doing?
Max: Do you really have to ask?
Itachi: No.
Max: You guys suck ass. Now get out of my room.
Hidan and A.J.: Screw you.
Max: No. That's Itachi's job. *smirks pervertedly*
Itachi: Yes, yes it is. *also smirks pervertedly*
Ok, here's your surprise! Chapter's not over!
Konan's P.O.V.
Max was trying to comfort me and make me less embarrassed about Pein kissing me when we fell, but nothing was helping. I will always be one of those girls that won't stop blushing and being embarrassed about that kind of stuff. But what made this moment worse is that Pein cane over, put a hand on my back, and asked if I was alright.
"H-hai, Pein." I stammered.
"I'm gunna go help Itachi get the pudding out of his hair." Max said.
Then see walked over to Itachi. I was gunna kill her later for leaving me alone with Pein at a time like this. I swallowed as I look back at Pein who was kneeling on the pudding covered floor next to me with a hand on my back. I blushed a darker shade of red. He smiled slightly.
"Are you sure you're ok?" he asked.
I nodded even though I was not ok. I was so embarrassed. Max was right earlier when she said that I had wanted that since we were kids. But it was still embarrassing because I don't know if Pein even likes me back. I highly doubt it though.
"Konan, you can tell me if there's something bothering you." he said.
I nodded.
"Your embarrassed about the kiss aren't you?" he said, slightly pink.
I nodded again, turning almost orange. I mentally slapped myself. I can't let him know I like him.
"It's ok Pein. I'm fine now." I said with a fake smile.
He smirked and said, "Konan, I can tell when you're lying."
I sighed.
"I like you a lot." I blurted out.
I immediately put a hand over my mouth. He only looked at me with the same blank stare he gets when he's surprised. But then he smiled.
"I know you do Konan. I've known since we were kids." he said.
"Really?" I asked, taking my hand away from my mouth.
He nodded. I turned another shade of red. How could he know? I hid it well. Oh this is bad.
"It's ok Konan." he said.
I looked up at him and asked, "What do you mean?"
He smiled and said, "I like you too."
My eyes widened.
"In fact, I like you so much that I don't think I like you, I thing I love you." he said.
Ok, this is getting better by the second. This had to be a dream. There's no way in hell this is real.
At least that's what I thought until he said, "Actually, I love you so much that I don't care if anyone sees this."
And with that, he lifted my chin up and pressed his lips against mine. He kissed me for the second time today. Once on accident, once because he loved me. Our eyes slid closed. His hand fell from my chin and went to my waist along with his other hand. My arms went around his neck. He tilted his head to the side and deepened the kiss. I felt his lips part and I opened my mouth as well. His tongue slipped inside my mouth and it felt good. It also tasted good. I know it's kind of weird to hear that but it did. I opened one eye and saw Max staring at us with a shocked expression. Oh god, this is embarrassing… you know what… screw it. My eye closed again and I leaned forward and kissed Pein harder. He pulled my closer to him and wrapped his arms around my back. Now I was practically sitting on his lap. I wonder what the rest of the Akatsuki will think when they find out.
Max's P.O.V
Ok. Soooo not expecting that. But hey, there together now and that's all I need. I don't care how it happed, just that it happened. I mean, we've been waiting for this since they came into the series. So my eyes went wide. Then I smiled.
Then Kiki yelled from upstairs, "A.J.'s gone!"
"What?" I yelled back.
"She's not up here, and she's not down there, so she's not here." Kiki said walking down the stairs.
"Damn it!" I yelled.
Then there was a knock on the front door and I walked over to it and opened it. I was shocked to see my four friends that I met at anime expo six years ago.
"Alexandra? Musa? Akane? Sei?" I asked.
Then I realized that A.J. was tied up and gaged on the ground behind them.
"We found her running away from your house covered in pudding, again, and we figured that she exploded pudding in your living room yet again, caught her, tied her up, and brought her back here for you to release your vengeance on her." Musa said.
The other three girls nodded in agreement.
"Thank you. I was just about to kill someone other than her." I said.
"Max? Who's at the door?" Itachi asked from behind me.
"Who's that?" Sei asked, peering around me to see into my house.
'Shit! I forgot the Akatsuki were here! And there all Akatsuki fangirls too!' I thought.
"Is that an Itachi cosplayer?" she asked.
"No way that's a cosplayer. The cons don't start for another three weeks and he looks way to much like Itachi to be a cosplayer… and is that Zetsu?" Alexandra said.
"And Kisame?" Musa said.
"And… Tobi?" Sei said.
"Is that Kakuzu?" Akane asked.
"Max?" Itachi asked again.
Kiki came up next to me and saw the girls staring at the boys.
"Oh crap. We're screwed." she said.
Then, to make matters worse, Kisame walked up behind us and said, "Yo Max. Itachi wants to know who's at the door."
Musa just about had a heart attack when he came over to us.
"Wow! That's the best Kisame cosplay I ever seen!" Sei said, staring at him.
"Cosplay? What the hell do you mean cosplay? I am Kisame. And what's a cosplay anyway?" he said.
I just about passed out. This could not be happening. I felt a hand on my shoulder and looked back. It was Itachi. I was about ready to cry at this point.
"This cannot be happening." I said, turning to Itachi and putting my head on his shoulder.
"What can't be happening?" Musa asked.
I lifted my head off Itachi's shoulder, turned to Musa, and said, "Promise me you won't scream?"
"Um… I promise I won't scream?" she said.
I whispered in her ear and she screamed.
I clamped my hand over her mouth and said, "You said you wouldn't scream."
"Mats mwas mefore mou mold me mwhat mou mwere moing mo may." she said against my hand.
"What?" I asked.
She rolled her eyes and licked my hand.
"Ewww!" I said, wiping my hand on her shirt.
"I said 'that's was before you told me what you were going to say'." Musa said.
"Still!" I said.
"So you're telling the truth?" she asked.
I nodded.
"Prove it then." she said.
"Fine. Come on in." I said, turning and waving them to fallow.
We walked into the living room and stopped.
"Oh crap. Well, girls, go ahead up to my room while we get cleaned up." I said.
"Can we look at 'the notebook'?" Sei asked.
"Sure why not." I said.
They cheered and ran up to my room. Pein gave me this look.
"Before you say anything Pein, this was not planned. I didn't plan on telling them but now I have no choose. But they'll keep this secret. Trust me." I said.
He nodded and went back to helping Konan get pudding off her. Even that's cute with those two. Anyway, I then turned my attention back to me, Itachi, Kiki, Kisame, and everyone else who were all covered in pudding still. I started thinking of how to get the pudding off fast, and could only think of spraying everyone with the hose. Good thing that it can spray hot water too. So I called everyone into the living room (including the girls because I thought they might enjoy this) and instructed everyone who was covered in pudding to strip down to their underwear and go into the back yard.
"Why the hell do you want us to do this?" Pein asked, while taking off his shirt.
"Cause it's the fastest way to get the damn pudding off considering it's in everyone's shirt and pants." I said, pulling of my t-shirt.
"Do we have to?" Kiki asked.
"Yes. Now start stripping strawberry lover." I said, pulling my pants off.
"But… it's embarrassing." she said.
"I don't care. Besides, everyone's going to be in their underwear, and at least you got a figure that complements you." I said.
"Fine." she said, pulling off her tank top.
But she was right; it was kinda embarrassing to strip in front of the whole Akatsuki. I mean, I'm fine with Konan since she's a girl, but the guys? I'm only fine with Itachi seeing me in my underwear, but I have to right now. I mean, I know that we've only been dating since this morning, but still. So when everyone was in their underwear that was covered in pudding, we went into the back yard and I grabbed the hose. I turned on the hot water and started hosing them down. The last person I hosed down was Itachi, so he hosed me down. It was a little awkward because he was standing really close to me and he was rubbing some of the pudding off with his hand. I liked it, but it was odd in front of everyone else. So when we were done, we went inside and changed into dry clothes and sat in my room while A.J. and Hidan cleaned my living room. We were scattered around my room. Me Itachi were sitting on the window seat. He was sitting sideways leaning against the wall, and I was sitting between his legs with my back against his chest and his arms were around my waist. Pein and Konan were sitting on my bed with their backs against the head board and Konan was leaning against Pein's chest. Shay and Deidara were sitting in my black fury chair thing with Shay in his lap. Kiki and Sasori were sitting the same way but on the floor next to the window seat. Tobi was lying on the floor with his head on Sei's lap. Don't ask how that happened already. Oh wait. It's Tobi. Never mind. Kisame was sitting next to Musa on the floor and they were being quite. Akane was sitting next to Kakuzu on the floor and they were counting money together. Alexandra was sitting next to Zetsu on the floor and they were just studding each other.
It felt like there was an awkward silence, so I said, "Alright, girls, you know them, but they don't know you. So, I'm going to introduce you. The girl sitting next to Zetsu is Alexandra Lillian Blade. She's 17, hates yaoi so whenever she's around there will be no talk of it, she likes to read and doesn't like to go clubbing, and she doesn't like to dance in public. The girl sitting next to Kisame is Musa Black. She's also 17, she loves animals, hugs, and steak. The girl sitting next to Kakuzu is Akane Shisan. She's 16, she loves yaoi, as seen on her pants, she's almost an exact copy of Hidan, but with more, yes, more cursing. And the girl Tobi has his head on is Seina Amarante but you can call her Sei. She's also 16, she's just like Tobi, she likes to play with fire and sharp things, and likes music. Oh! And their favorite Akatsuki member is the one they're sitting next to." I said.
The girls nodded and smiled. The Akatsuki all said hello to the girls and answered most of their questions. Then Sei looked at me and Itachi and finally realized how we were sitting.
"Max. Why are you and Itachi sitting like that?" she asked.
My face turned red slightly as I looked back at Itachi and said, "You want to tell 'em now?"
"Sure, why not. Seems like the best time anyway." he said.
"Tell us what?" Shay said.
"Well, me and Itachi are kinda a thing now." I said.
Everyone's eyes widened and their jaws dropped excepted for Pein, Konan, and Tobi.
"What? Already?" Kiki asked.
"Yep." Itachi said.
"Prove it, yeah." Deidara said.
"Alright." I said.
So I turned around on the window seat so I was facing Itachi. I wrapped my arms around his neck and he wrapped his arms around my back. He leaned in and kissed me. We held the kiss for a minute or so, and when we broke apart, their eyes were even wider and their jaws were on the floor.
"H-how long has this been… this?" Musa said.
Itachi and I started laughing and I said, "Since this morning."
"Wow Max." Kiki said.
"What?" I said.
"They've been here for three days and you're already dating Itachi?" she said.
"Oh shut up. I would be stunned if you and Sasori-san weren't dating yet." I said.
Her face turned red and she said, "W-what d-do y-you m-mean?"
"Oh come on Kiki. It's obvious; you like him and he likes you." I said.
Her face turned a shade of red darker as she stuttered out, "W-what? N-no I d-don't!"
"Kiki. They obviously know, so why not tell them." Sasori said.
He then kissed her neck, then kissed her on the lips. She returned to normal color as he kissed her.
They broke apart and she said, "Ok, I confess. We are dating."
"Ok. Anyone else dating that we don't know about?" Sei asked.
"Ya. Me and Deidara." Shay said.
"A.J. and Hidan." I said.
"Me and Konan." Pein said.
Everyone looked at them in shock.
"What?" he said.
"Is it really that hard to believe?" Konan asked.
"YES! FINALY!" Musa yelled.
"Musa! Volume!" I said.
"Sorry, but we've been waiting for this since they came into the series." she said.
"I know. But remember; people are trying to sleep." I said.
"Speaking of sleeping, shouldn't you girls be in bed already?" Itachi asked.
I looked at the Akatsuki cloud clock on by bed side table and saw that it was ten thirty.
"Holy shit!" I said.
"What?" Akane said.
"It's already ten thirty on a school night!" I said.
They all looked at the clock and the girls all said in unison, "Holy shit is right!"
I pushed my bangs out of my face and said, "Alright, it's late and very dark, so girls just crash here and room with the guys."
"How's that going to work?" Shay asked.
"Just add a girl to the rooms." I said, waving a hand.
"Ok." they said.
So they all went to their rooms. The three girls with the guys as always, Sei and Akane went with Tobi and Zetsu into the basement, and Musa and Alexandra went with Kisame and Kakuzu to the living room. After they all left, me and Itachi got ready for bed. I changed into blood red short shorts with an Akatsuki cloud across the ass and a low cut black tank top with Akatsuki written across the boobs in red letters. Itachi changed into shorts without a shirt. Let's just say I enjoyed this. Itachi was already in bed, and I turned off the light. I walked over to the bed and crawled into bed next to him. As soon as I got onto the bed, he wrapped his arms around my waist and pulled my on top of him. I was laying fully on top of him.
"I love you Max." he said.
"I love you too Itachi." I said, then dipped down and kissed him.
His tongue slipped into my mouth and played around with mine. My tongue slipped into his mouth while his tongue was still in my mouth. 'Man I love this.' I thought. We finally broke apart after a few minutes, and I slipped onto the bed beside him, his arms still around me, and we fell asleep.
The next morning, Itachi woke me up by kissing me. My eyes fluttered open as his lips met mine. We sat up and scooted closer to each other. My hands went up to his chest and I ran them over his muscles. 'God he's strong.' I thought. We broke apart and hugged. Then we got up and got ready for the day. I took a quick shower and got dressed in a black tank top with a black and white button up shirt, unbuttoned, over it, and black jeans. I braded my hair while it was still wet so it would be wavy. I went back out into my room to find Itachi looking at my sketch notebooks.
"These are awesome Max." he said, looking up at me.
"Thanks. Kiki taught me how to draw like that." I said.
He was currently looking at my Durarara sketch notebook, with a fraction of my others scattered around him on the bed.
He closed the notebook and said, "Should we wake the others up?"
I looked at the clock and saw it was already six.
"Ya. Shay's probably gunna be mad at me for not waking her up at five." I said.
He nodded and got up. We went out into the hallway and split up to the different rooms. I made him wake up A.J. and Hidan and Pein and Konan while I woke up Shay and Deidara and Kiki and Sasori. I went down to my brother's old room. I knocked on the door just in case. When all I heard was a faint, sleepy "Go away" I opened the door and walked in. As soon as I closed the door, a pillow came flying at my head. I ducked right before it hit me.
"God damn it Max, go away!" Shay said, snuggling into Deidara's bare chest.
I picked up the pillow and threw it right back at her, hitting her square in the side of the face. I giggled when she flipped me off.
I walked over to the bed and wacked her on the head saying "Get up and get ready for school."
She sat up and got out of bed.
Then I poked Deidara in the chest and said, "You too mouthy."
I was just about to walk out of the room when I heard the bed creek. I whipped around to see Shay laying back down on the bed snuggling Deidara again.
"Oh no you don't." I said, walking over to her and grabbed her legs.
I pulled and she just held on to Deidara. I pulled harder and Deidara grunted. I pulled even harder and I put some chakra into on accident and we all went tumbling onto the floor. They both ended up on top of me.
"Ow! Dude you guys are heavy! Get off!" I said, trying to push them off of me.
They both just put alltheir weight on me and I grunted. I managed to shove them off of me, jump up, and run out of the room. I ran to my parents' old room to wake up Sasori and Kiki. I knocked lightly before entering. I walked over to the bed that had two sleeping people. It was so cute the way they were sleeping. Sasori had his arms around Kiki protectively and she was clinging to his chest. I smiled and gently shook Kiki's shoulder.
"Kiki, wake up. It's time to get ready for school." I said, shaking her a little more.
She opened her eyes, blinked, and rubbed her eyes.
"What?" she asked confused.
"It's Tuesday. We have school." I said.
"Oh. Ok." she said.
Then she sat up and shook Sasori a little saying, "Sasori. Wake up."
He opened his eyes and looked at Kiki, then me.
"Good morning Sasori." I said sweetly.
"Good morning Max." he said, smiling at me.
"Well, I'm going to go wake up our friends down stairs." I said.
They nodded and I left just in time to walk right into Itachi.
"Oh! Itachi! Were you on your way down stairs?" I asked.
"Hai. Were you?" he said.
I nodded and we walked down stairs together. We woke the eight of them up and all got ready for the day. The eight of us left for school. Nothing happened that day. The last day of school, which was the day after, was fun but nothing really happened. It wasn't until Thursday that something very important happened.
I woke up to someone poking my stomach softly. I opened my eyes and looked up at Itachi, who was the one poking me.
"Why?" I asked.
"Why what?" he asked, continuing to poke me.
"Why are you poking me?" I asked smiling and swatting his hand away from my stomach.
"Because I felt like it." he said, smiling back.
I rolled my eyes and sat up. I kissed him and wrapped my arms around his neck. We pulled back and got ready for the day. We walked down stairs and into the living room. A little while later, everyone else was up and living. Then, after breakfast, me, Shay, Kiki, and A.J. decided to have a girls day out. We got ready to go get make overs, from my friends that work at the mall. So we piled up into A.J.'s car- (A.J. A/N: hummer.) Sorry, my bad, hummer and waved to the boys. A.J. started the hummer and pulled out of the drive way. We drove down the street to the stop light. When the light turned green, A.J. pulled out into the intersection and a car blew the stop light and hit the hummer on the side that me and Kiki were sitting on.
I'm sorry that this chapter was so late. I was having troubles writing it. And I didn't have very much time to write because of my 96 year old great grandma being in the hospital, but all that's over! She's out of the hospital and better than ever! Oh! And I need pranks that the girls can play on the Akatsuki, and vice versa. There's going to be a prank chapter! And I only have pranks from one of fanfiction buddies Sunny-Bunny-Rose! I need more! Well, as always, review and send me pranks please. Peace out.
