Hope you like this chapter of iCan't Believe You Did That! Sorry it took so long! It's been a little hectic around here with my new baby sister and everything.
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"I'm gonna kill him!" I screamed as I threw myself from the chair and started stomping towards the stairs because I recognized the background as the iCarly studio.
Carly stepped in front of me and waved bacon in my face to make me stop. Damn, she was good at using my weaknesses against me. "You ankle swore that you'd watch it. Go over there and listen to what Freddie has to say."
I growled, but did as she said and plopped back in the seat. Freddie was smirking in the camera. "You know, I hear that."
"So!" I screamed so that he could hear me. "Get on with it!"
His smirk widened and he nodded. "All I want to do is explain to you what happened. Carly has pointed it out to me that I probably said the wrong thing after that second kiss. It was all a misunderstanding. Truth is, I'm really glad it was you who kissed me, because I certainly didn't have the courage to do it even though I'd been wanting to forever."
Carly grunted and stomped her foot on the stairs. "Cut the sappy crap, Freddie! Get to the point!" She called up.
Freddie rolled his eyes. "Jeez can't a guy tell a girl he likes her in his own way without his annoying friend telling him what to do?" He muttered.
"No!" Carly answered loudly.
Carly POV:
I smirked when I heard Freddie let out a frustrated sigh, then turned back to Sam and the computer, only to find that my angry and sometimes abusive best friend was gone.
"Sam!" I called as I followed her out my door in time to see her running down the stairs to the lobby. I chased after her and grabbed her arm to stop her from running off.
"GET OUT OF MY LOBBY!!!" Lewburt screamed.
I turned to glare at him. "GET LOST, LEWBURT, WE"RE HAVING A MOMENT HERE!"
He squealed girlishly and took off running. It looked like Sam's attitude was rubbing off on me. I turned back to her and saw her looking at her feet angrily.
"I can't believe you fell for it Carls," She muttered.
"Fell for what?"
"For what Freddie said, and then you helped him humiliate me."
"What are you talking about?"
"Can't you tell? This is his idea of a sick joke. He knows I like him and he's using it to get revenge on me for the whole 'He Never Kissed A Girl' thing. It's obvious!"
"Sam! That's not true!"
"What other reason does he have for saying something like that?"
I sighed. There really was no getting through to this girl. "Maybe he really, honestly, not-for-revenge, likes you? Did you ever think of that?"
She snorted and rolled her eyes. "He's really got you to believe it, hasn't he? Why would he like me? I've tortured him since the day we met. I ruined his life. He hates me!"
"He likes you because… because…"
She gave a smug, but sad look. "You see? Even you can't figure out a reason."
"Sam…"
"I'm going home. My mom's shrine is better than going through this."
Then she left. "There must be something, Sam!" I called after her even though she couldn't hear me anymore.
"GET OUT OF MY LOBBY!!!"
I shoved the bacon I was still holding down his pants. Sam really ws having an influence on me.
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When I walked up the stairs to the iCarly studio, I saw Freddie looked dumbfounded at the ceiling. He looked at me when I walked in.
"What? No beating from Sam? I figured she'd kill me for saying what I said," He asked.
I glared at him pushed him out of his chair onto the ground so that I could have his undivided attention for a moment. "Were you lying?" I hissed.
He looked at me confused and slightly angry for me shoving him. "What? What are you talking about?"
"Why did you really tell Sam that you liked her? Were you just getting revenge on her?"
For a second, he looked confused, then he looked completely horrified. "Do you really think I'd do that!?"
"No… but Sam does. She just stormed out of here, looking completely depressed."
His eyes widened in worry. "Was she crying? Oh my god, I'd never forgive myself if I made her cry!"
"No she wasn't crying. This is Sam we're talking about. She thinks you hate her. But really, why do you like Sam? She makes your life miserable."
Freddie looked thoughtfully down at her hands. "Because… she's Sam. It's just the way she is, and she doesn't pretend to be something she's not. She's different. And she's really pretty, and clever, and…"
"I get it." By now, he was getting that dreamy look in his eyes that people got when they were thinking about the person they loved. "So, what are you going to do now?"
"I don't know," He said running a head through his hair. "I'm out of ideas. I've tried everything for the past three years trying to get Sam to see that I liked her, but nothing has worked. I give up."
"You can't do that, Freddie! There has to be something. We have to think of something just to get Sam to listen to you for five minutes. And preferably, you two will be alone so she doesn't think you're trying to embarrass her."
We thought for a minute, and he suddenly gasped. I looked up at him and saw his eyes widening and the corners of his lips turning up in a half-smile.
"I think I got it!" He exclaimed jumping to his feet. "I'll save her life!!!"
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What the heck is Freddie talking about? Well, you'll just have to wait and find out!
