Jell-o Tales

By: Namekstalker

AN: wow it's been a while hasn't it… but that doesn't matter I finally got it out, the last and (this time I mean it) chapter of this fic. :Sniff: I don't want it to end!! :cries: but sadly that's life sooooo sit back, relax, pass the popcorn and enjoy.

Disclaimer: I don't own DBZ, Jell-o, or any popcorn :stomach grumbles: darn, I'm hungry….

Ages:

Trunks- 14

Goten- 13

Vegeta- 49

Goku- 44

Bulma- 48

Bra- 4

Piccolo sipped his water contently as he watched the game of saiyan and Jell-o cow down below. After Dende had pointed out the hilarious scene he had pulled up a lawn chair, beside the one Dende had already set out, and laid back to watch how the whole thing would turn out.

He had been slightly disappointed earlier when the JC hadn't smushed the boy's or a certain annoying saiyan Prince, but he had found that watching them chase after the big red bovine was entertaining on it's own level.

"Here's your water Dende." An accented voice said hitting Piccolo's ears.

Turning he was greeted with the sight of the black genie. Suddenly a mental picture/memory flashed through his head. Turning a few shades greener then he already was, he jumped off the lawn chair and into the building.

Puking noises could be heard coming out of it as the younger Namek and Mr Po Po looked at each other and shrugged.

* * * * *

Down below the three saiyans/demi-saiyans were getting fed up with the current situation. No matter how fast they flew it seemed as if the JC was way ahead of them, since they couldn't see it. Suddenly Goku's ki veered off to the left sharply and moved at a slower pace.

Growling impatiently Vegeta flared up to super saiyan and sped off left. Goten and Trunks followed suit a moment later.

Ten minutes had passed and they had yet to catch sight of the JC when Goten did the stupidest thing he could think of, he tugged on Vegeta's pant leg.

"WHAT IS IT BRAT!!!"

"Well… Mr. Vegeta sir… um…" The young boy stammered uncertain if he should dare continue.

"Spit it out boy I don't have all day!"

Trunks glanced worriedly at his best friend as the younger boy tried to gain the strength to say why he had interrupted Vegeta. After a moment Goten spoke.

"Well… if we're suppose to be saving my dad…. Shouldn't we be where he is? … I mean we passed him like four minutes ago…"

"WHAT!!" Trunks and Vegeta yelped. They reached out and sure enough Goku's ki was behind them.

"Why didn't you say something earlier!" The saiyan Prince barked.

"Well you were in 'that' mood and my mom told me to never bother you when you were, so…." Goten trailed off not really sure what to say after that and also from the glare Vegeta was giving him.

"Stupid brat, stupid onna!" Vegeta muttered then took off in the direction Goku was currently.

* * * * *

Bulma had given up on her attempts to find either saiyan male. One due to the obvious fact that neither were on the Capsule Corps. Compound and could be anywhere since both could fly. Secondly and most importantly was that she had lost her voice from screaming so much.

At the moment she was seated in her lab with a glass of salt water, to heal her throat, and a piece of paper. An evil grin appeared on her face as she scribbled down another idea for punishment of the trouble making males on the already long list. She then took a sip from her glass and immediately gagged. (Salt water be nasty :/ )

* * * * *

Piccolo came out of the bathroom feeling slightly better now that his stomach was empty and the dreaded image was gone from his brain after repeatedly bashing his head against the tile wall.

"Piccolo are you alright?"

"Yeah I'm fi…" his voice trailed off as he looked up and saw Mr. Po Po standing in front of him.

Instantly the image came back and the Namek had to rush back into the bathroom to empty his stomach once again and to reintroduce his head to the tile on the wall.

* * * * *

Trunks was the first to spot the older saiyan. He was sitting cross- legged in the middle of the street, his back to them, and the JC nowhere in sight. When the trio settled behind him a soft bubble of laughter reached their ears.

"Uh, dad?" Goten ventured to speak. More laughter was heard as Goku turned to address his son and the rest of the group with a tilt of his head and a smile.

"Where's the blasted cow!" The not so subtle prince yelled. Goku looked at him for a moment before understanding came over his features.

"Oh you mean JC, well he's right here."

The others looked at him for a moment since they couldn't see the 10ft tall cow anywhere. Suddenly Goku stood up and held something up to them. The trio's reaction was a mixture of shock, confusion, and surprise. In the grasp of the gentle saiyan was a cat size version of the jell-o cow. It nuzzled Goku's hand causing him to giggle.

"H-How?" Trunks stuttered.

"Well… I was having a ball riding JC when he started to slow down. So I bit him and he went faster…I guess I bit too much out of him since now he's little." Goku said petting the content JC on the head.

Awe and wonder ran across the teen's faces. Vegeta grunted and looked at the little red cow who appeared to be smiling at him. He rolled his eyes as Goten asked a rather important question.

"What are we going to do with it? Mom won't let us keep it and we can't kill it, so…"

Vegeta suddenly realized that all eyes had turned to him.

"What!? Oh no, no. No! I refuse. NO!"

* * * * *

After about half and hour of brainstorming punishments Bulma had gotten bored and had decided to try to clean up and repair the kitchen. Dustpan and broom in hand she heard the sound of the front door opening. Rushing to it she was greeted by a scowling Vegeta and a smirking Trunks.

"Vegeta! Trunks!" she yelled about to thoroughly chew them out when she was cut off by Trunks taking the broom and dustpan out of her hands and Vegeta shoving a box into them. They then left in the direction of the kitchen leaving her standing there with her mouth open looking after them.

A slight movement from the box caused her to snap out of her shock and peer into it. She yelped as a cat size Jell-o cow stared up at her with doe eyes as it produced a tiny moo. Bulma fainted not noticing the little blue collar around its neck, a golden tag reading JC hanging off it.

* * * * *

Epilog

After Bulma had woken up she decided to let JC stay in the family, thanks to much pleading from Trunks and Bra.

Vegeta got off easy with his punishment after Bulma learned he really had nothing to do with the incident and the fact that he and Trunks had fixed both rooms. So now he only had to play Twister or any game Goku wanted for a month. :Vegeta's screams can be heard as the larger saiyan drags him out of the room to play 'Candy Land':

Trunks had been grounded until Bulma said other wise. In that time he hasn't allowed to see Goten and he had to play with his sister. : Scene cuts to Bra's room. Trunks is sitting on a plastic chair wearing a flower covered dress. Tiny barrettes rest in his hair. With a pained expression he turns to the readers and mouths 'help me'. Bra oblivious just pours him imaginary tea:

The End!!!!

AN: There ya go it's all over. Thank you all once again for wasting your time on this nonsense. And thank you very much 'Dreamer' for actually giving me idea's for a proper punishment.^_^

Oh and in case you wanna know since I am too lazy to add this up there. Piccolo is still avoiding Po Po.

I hate goodbye's so…. I'm not going to say one. Until next time enjoy life, stay on the sidewalk, and always when seeing a Vaults wagon Beetle (VW buggy) punch the nearest person.^_^