Master Hand: You are fighting Mewtwo and Mew.

Gannondorf: Great, just great.

Crazy Hand: But, that won't be until another two hours, were giving you a break.

C.Falcon: Yes!

*All the other people that appeared in the story, Dr.Nick and I come and have a party with the Hands, C.Falcon and Gannondorf*

Dr.Nick: Hello everybody!

Everybody: Hi, Dr.Nick!

Dr.Nick; How is everyone doing?

Everybody: Good.

Me(aka Briggitonn): Hey Dr.Nick.

Wario: We never finished our match from earlier.

Gannondorf: Yeah.

Wario: Yo momma's so...

C.Falcon: These two are ridiculous.

Dr.Wario: Tell me about it.

*The Koopas come in*

Koopa(red): Were gonna kill you two.

*Gannondorf picks up the red koopa and throws him at Wario*

*Wario flys out a window*

Dr.Wario: Thats it, you're going down now!!

*Dr.Wario and Dr.Mario were fighting earlier and now started fighting each other*

*Mario jumped out of the window to attack Wario*

Mario: Take this fatty!!!

*Wario aviods the hit and body slams Mario*

Mario: Owwww!!!!

Link: Since everyone is fighting each other, lets get Marth and Roy for beating us.

Y.Link: OK.

Marth: Hi little guy.

Pichu: Hello.

Marth: I thought you couldn't talk.

Pichu: Celebi gave me the ability to talk.

Roy: Pika pika pi?

Pikachu: Pika.

Roy: Pi.

Marth: What were you just saying?

Roy: I have no clue.

Pichu: Pikachu says you like Peach, alot.

Peach: Somebody call me?

Roy: Peach, I love you.

Peach: Thats too bad because I'm in love with...Briggitonn!!

Everybody: What?

Briggitonn(aka me): Somebody call me?

Peach: Briggitonn, I love you.

A/N: Briggitonn is not my real name.

Briggitonn: But I'm in love with...

Other me: Stop it you're turning this into a soap opera.

Link: Can we beat up Marth and Roy now?

Other me: Sure.

Y.Link: Yes!!

*Marth, Roy and the Links start fighting each other*

Dr.Nick: Why am I here?

Briggitonn: Because I invited you.

Dr.Nick: Why did you invite me into this crazy place?

C.Falcon: I've barely had any lines in this chapter.

Fox and Falco: We haven't had any, either.

Daisy: Same here.

Ice Climbers: You forgot us, too.

Game Guy: Can I join you guys, my wife Game Girl kicked me out of the house.

Pikachu: Pika pi pika pi pi chu.

Pichu: Translation: Yes.

Game Guy: It took him that many words to say "Yes"

Gannondorf: Thats the second time I took you down, Wario, now pay up!!

Wario: Never!

*He turns into a bat and flys away*

Dr.Wario: Wait for me my good chap!!

*Dr.Wario drives away in his ambulance*

Gannondorf: Get him my army of ReDeads!!

*The ReDeads follow Wario*

*A ReDead comes back with Wario's arm and wallet*

Game Guy: Gannondorf, I see you have alot of money, do you wanna play some roulette?

Gannondorf: No.

Game Guy: How about(i forget what is called, its the game with the big chomp against the little chomp is a cake eating contest)?

Gannondorf: OK.

Game Guy: Do you want to put your money on big chomp or little chomp?

Gannondorf: The little one.

*Everyone gasps*

Game Guy: OK, good luck.

Dr.Nick: Are you crazy?

Gannondorf: It's not my money anyway.

Dr.Nick: Good point.

Game Guy: If the little chomp wins, win get your money back, time sixty- four.

Dr.Nick: The odds are totally against him, how many coins did you place anyway?

Gannondorf: 1,000,000 dollars, why?

*Dr.Nick's eyes just popped out of his head*

Briggitonn: You're nuts!

Gannondorf: I know.

Game Guy: Oh my God!!!

Gannondorf: What...Oh my God!!!

*Everyone notices that little chomp finished his cake before big chomp*

Popo: Doesn't that mean he has 64,000,000 dollars?

Nana: Yes.

Gannondorf: I'm rich!!

Game Guy: I'm poor!!

Master Hand: I hate to break it to you guys but the party is over.

Crazy Hand: Aw man.

C.Falcon,Gannondorf, and the Hands leave to go to the arena*

Everyone: Bye!

Briggitonn: Do you wanna go watch the fight?

Dr.Nick: Sure.

Briggitonn: OK, then lets go.

*Arena: Unknown Dungeon*

A/N: Mew will have the same attacks as Mewtwo except stronger and Mew is easier to knock off the arena compared to Mewtwo.

Mewtwo: I sense you strength, but it will be no match to my strength.

Mew: Mew.

C.Falcon: Can't you speak telepathically, too?

Mew: Mew.

Mewtwo: He says no.

C.Falcon: Idiot.

Mewtwo: Don't call Mew an idiot.

C.Falcon: I was calling you an idiot.

Mewtwo: Why?

C.Falcon: Because if your IQ was as large as you say it is, you would've noticed Gannondorf charging up for his warlock punch behind you.

Mew?

*Mew gets hit by the warlock punch*

Mew: Mew!!!!!!

Mewtwo: I thought you said he was going to hit me....

C.Falcon: Falcon punch!!!

Gannondorf: Aren't you two pshcic?

Mewtwo: Yes, why?

C.Falcon: Then can't you tell our movements and all that kinda stuff?

Mewtwo: Not in battle.

Gannondorf: Oh.

*Mewtwo and Mew charge up for their shadow ball*

*Out of nowhere a Golbat come on the screen and tries to attack C.Falcon and Gannondorf*

Golbat: Golbat!!!

*A ReDead come on the screen and bites the Golbat*

*The Golbat faints*

*A Rydon comes on the screen*

*It gets hit by an F-Zero racer*

*The Rydon faints*

*Mewtwo and Mew use their shadow balls*

*Gannondorf gets knocked off the arena*

C.Falcon: Oh crap!!

Mewtwo: Oh crap is right.

*Ash come onto the screen*

Ash: Pikachu, are you in here?

*Ash sees the Hands*

Ash: Give me back my Pika...is that Mewtwo? C.Falcon: Yea, and I need some help with him.

Ash: To capture it?

C.Falcon: To defeat it, but I can't except help.

Ash: Why?

C.Falcon: Because that would be cheating.

Ash: Why, its two-on-one?

C.Falcon: I had a partner at one point, but then he was knocked out.

Ash: Oh, do you know wher Pikachu is though?

C.Falcon: Ask the Hands.

Mewtwo: Wait a second...I want to take you on, or at least, one of your pokemon on.

Ash: OK, I choose you Sneasel.

A/N: I don't know if he has one, but I don't care.

Mewtwo: A Sneasel!! Oh now were doomed.

Ash: Wheres my Pikachu!!!

Crazy Hand: Right over there, and you can have the Pichu because we're sorry we took your Pikachu in the first place.

Master Hand: Now leave.

Ash: I can't without my Sneasel.

Crazy Hand: Fine.

C.Falcon: OK Sneasel, show me your moves!!

*Sneasel starts off with a faint attack*

*Mew gets knocked off*

Mewtwo: OK Sneasel time to go.

Master Hand: Alright Sneasel time to go.

C.Falcon:Why is he going?

Crazy Hand: Because its a one-on-one fight now.

C.Falcon: Oh.

Mewtwo: Get him my army of Abras.

C.Falcon: That the best you got, get'm racers.

*The Abras teleport out of the way, but the racers keep going, towards Mewtwo*

Mewtwo: Uh-oh.

*Mewtwo gets hit by the cars and is now at a whopping 307%*

C.Falcon: Just one hit and your finished.

*The Abras surround C.Falcon*

C.Falcon: I guess I'll just have to hit you guys.

*He charges towards an Abra and it teleports out of the way*

*He still charges forward and smashes Mewtwo and wins the match*

Master Hand: Lets just get to the next match.

*Arena: Venom*

Crazy Hand: Your opponents are Peppy and Slippy.

Gannondorf: Great, the old guy and the toad.

C.Falcon: Didn't we beat them already?

Gannondorf: Does it matter?

C.Falcon: Not really.

Peppy: Lets just get this over with.

Slippy: I got the ugly one.

Peppy: They're both ugly though.

C.Falcon: You wanna bet rabbit boy?

*The two run the other direction and run into Gannondorf*

*Gannondorf uses warlock punch*

*C.Falcon uses falcon punch*

*Repeat steps nine more times*

* The two finally get KO'ed*

Announcer: Game!!

Master Hand: Next match: Mr. and Mrs.Game and Watch!

*Gannondorf comes over to me*

Gannondorf: Stop making up people!!

Briggitonn: No.

C.Falcon: Lets just go.

A/N:Mrs. Game and Watch's attacks:

B:Chef(throws bacon in stead of sausages)

B Smash:Dinner's Ready(hits opponent with a rolling pin, and I had no good name for it, Dr.Nick thought it up for me)

B up: Ladder(climbs up a ladder and jumps)

B down: Gas Panic(same as oil panic, but with gas)

Description: Everything is the same except the attacks, she is white, and she looks like a female Mr.Game and Watch.

Crazy Hand: Lets get ready to rum.....

Master Hand: This isn't boxing.

Crazy Hand: Fine, 3...2..1.Go!!!

Mr. and Mrs. Game and Watch: Bleep blip bing bleep.

Gannondorf: What did you just call me, because I coulda sworn the stuff you said was censored.

C.Falcon: Uh..Gannondorf, thats the way they talk.

Gannondorf: Just attack them!!

C.Falcon: Falcon punch!!!

Mr.Game and Watch: Beep beep beep*bing*

Gannondorf: He's out already?

C.Falcon: I was to close to the edge of the arena.

Gannondorf: Oh.

Mrs.Game and Watch: Beep Beep Beep!!!!!(that actually was censored)

*Mrs.Game and Watch pulled out her rolling pin and KO'ed C.Falcon*

Gannondorf: Uh.....

*Objects start falling from the sky*

Mrs.Game and Watch: Beep Beep Beep!!!!!(that last beep was censored)

*Mrs.Game and Watch starts throwing sausages in the air and catches them in her gas pan thing.

Gannondorf: Uh-oh.

*She hits Gannondorf*

Gannondorf: Thats It, ReDeads, Kill Her!!!!

*The ReDeads attack Mrs.Game and Watch and KO her*

Announcer: Game!!

Crazy Hand: Round two is over!

C.Falcon: Does that mean there is a round three?

Master Hand: Yes.

Gannondorf: Great.

Was Mrs.Game and Watch stupid, review, etc.