Master Hand: You are fighting Mewtwo and Mew.
Gannondorf: Great, just great.
Crazy Hand: But, that won't be until another two hours, were giving you a break.
C.Falcon: Yes!
*All the other people that appeared in the story, Dr.Nick and I come and have a party with the Hands, C.Falcon and Gannondorf*
Dr.Nick: Hello everybody!
Everybody: Hi, Dr.Nick!
Dr.Nick; How is everyone doing?
Everybody: Good.
Me(aka Briggitonn): Hey Dr.Nick.
Wario: We never finished our match from earlier.
Gannondorf: Yeah.
Wario: Yo momma's so...
C.Falcon: These two are ridiculous.
Dr.Wario: Tell me about it.
*The Koopas come in*
Koopa(red): Were gonna kill you two.
*Gannondorf picks up the red koopa and throws him at Wario*
*Wario flys out a window*
Dr.Wario: Thats it, you're going down now!!
*Dr.Wario and Dr.Mario were fighting earlier and now started fighting each other*
*Mario jumped out of the window to attack Wario*
Mario: Take this fatty!!!
*Wario aviods the hit and body slams Mario*
Mario: Owwww!!!!
Link: Since everyone is fighting each other, lets get Marth and Roy for beating us.
Y.Link: OK.
Marth: Hi little guy.
Pichu: Hello.
Marth: I thought you couldn't talk.
Pichu: Celebi gave me the ability to talk.
Roy: Pika pika pi?
Pikachu: Pika.
Roy: Pi.
Marth: What were you just saying?
Roy: I have no clue.
Pichu: Pikachu says you like Peach, alot.
Peach: Somebody call me?
Roy: Peach, I love you.
Peach: Thats too bad because I'm in love with...Briggitonn!!
Everybody: What?
Briggitonn(aka me): Somebody call me?
Peach: Briggitonn, I love you.
A/N: Briggitonn is not my real name.
Briggitonn: But I'm in love with...
Other me: Stop it you're turning this into a soap opera.
Link: Can we beat up Marth and Roy now?
Other me: Sure.
Y.Link: Yes!!
*Marth, Roy and the Links start fighting each other*
Dr.Nick: Why am I here?
Briggitonn: Because I invited you.
Dr.Nick: Why did you invite me into this crazy place?
C.Falcon: I've barely had any lines in this chapter.
Fox and Falco: We haven't had any, either.
Daisy: Same here.
Ice Climbers: You forgot us, too.
Game Guy: Can I join you guys, my wife Game Girl kicked me out of the house.
Pikachu: Pika pi pika pi pi chu.
Pichu: Translation: Yes.
Game Guy: It took him that many words to say "Yes"
Gannondorf: Thats the second time I took you down, Wario, now pay up!!
Wario: Never!
*He turns into a bat and flys away*
Dr.Wario: Wait for me my good chap!!
*Dr.Wario drives away in his ambulance*
Gannondorf: Get him my army of ReDeads!!
*The ReDeads follow Wario*
*A ReDead comes back with Wario's arm and wallet*
Game Guy: Gannondorf, I see you have alot of money, do you wanna play some roulette?
Gannondorf: No.
Game Guy: How about(i forget what is called, its the game with the big chomp against the little chomp is a cake eating contest)?
Gannondorf: OK.
Game Guy: Do you want to put your money on big chomp or little chomp?
Gannondorf: The little one.
*Everyone gasps*
Game Guy: OK, good luck.
Dr.Nick: Are you crazy?
Gannondorf: It's not my money anyway.
Dr.Nick: Good point.
Game Guy: If the little chomp wins, win get your money back, time sixty- four.
Dr.Nick: The odds are totally against him, how many coins did you place anyway?
Gannondorf: 1,000,000 dollars, why?
*Dr.Nick's eyes just popped out of his head*
Briggitonn: You're nuts!
Gannondorf: I know.
Game Guy: Oh my God!!!
Gannondorf: What...Oh my God!!!
*Everyone notices that little chomp finished his cake before big chomp*
Popo: Doesn't that mean he has 64,000,000 dollars?
Nana: Yes.
Gannondorf: I'm rich!!
Game Guy: I'm poor!!
Master Hand: I hate to break it to you guys but the party is over.
Crazy Hand: Aw man.
C.Falcon,Gannondorf, and the Hands leave to go to the arena*
Everyone: Bye!
Briggitonn: Do you wanna go watch the fight?
Dr.Nick: Sure.
Briggitonn: OK, then lets go.
*Arena: Unknown Dungeon*
A/N: Mew will have the same attacks as Mewtwo except stronger and Mew is easier to knock off the arena compared to Mewtwo.
Mewtwo: I sense you strength, but it will be no match to my strength.
Mew: Mew.
C.Falcon: Can't you speak telepathically, too?
Mew: Mew.
Mewtwo: He says no.
C.Falcon: Idiot.
Mewtwo: Don't call Mew an idiot.
C.Falcon: I was calling you an idiot.
Mewtwo: Why?
C.Falcon: Because if your IQ was as large as you say it is, you would've noticed Gannondorf charging up for his warlock punch behind you.
Mew?
*Mew gets hit by the warlock punch*
Mew: Mew!!!!!!
Mewtwo: I thought you said he was going to hit me....
C.Falcon: Falcon punch!!!
Gannondorf: Aren't you two pshcic?
Mewtwo: Yes, why?
C.Falcon: Then can't you tell our movements and all that kinda stuff?
Mewtwo: Not in battle.
Gannondorf: Oh.
*Mewtwo and Mew charge up for their shadow ball*
*Out of nowhere a Golbat come on the screen and tries to attack C.Falcon and Gannondorf*
Golbat: Golbat!!!
*A ReDead come on the screen and bites the Golbat*
*The Golbat faints*
*A Rydon comes on the screen*
*It gets hit by an F-Zero racer*
*The Rydon faints*
*Mewtwo and Mew use their shadow balls*
*Gannondorf gets knocked off the arena*
C.Falcon: Oh crap!!
Mewtwo: Oh crap is right.
*Ash come onto the screen*
Ash: Pikachu, are you in here?
*Ash sees the Hands*
Ash: Give me back my Pika...is that Mewtwo? C.Falcon: Yea, and I need some help with him.
Ash: To capture it?
C.Falcon: To defeat it, but I can't except help.
Ash: Why?
C.Falcon: Because that would be cheating.
Ash: Why, its two-on-one?
C.Falcon: I had a partner at one point, but then he was knocked out.
Ash: Oh, do you know wher Pikachu is though?
C.Falcon: Ask the Hands.
Mewtwo: Wait a second...I want to take you on, or at least, one of your pokemon on.
Ash: OK, I choose you Sneasel.
A/N: I don't know if he has one, but I don't care.
Mewtwo: A Sneasel!! Oh now were doomed.
Ash: Wheres my Pikachu!!!
Crazy Hand: Right over there, and you can have the Pichu because we're sorry we took your Pikachu in the first place.
Master Hand: Now leave.
Ash: I can't without my Sneasel.
Crazy Hand: Fine.
C.Falcon: OK Sneasel, show me your moves!!
*Sneasel starts off with a faint attack*
*Mew gets knocked off*
Mewtwo: OK Sneasel time to go.
Master Hand: Alright Sneasel time to go.
C.Falcon:Why is he going?
Crazy Hand: Because its a one-on-one fight now.
C.Falcon: Oh.
Mewtwo: Get him my army of Abras.
C.Falcon: That the best you got, get'm racers.
*The Abras teleport out of the way, but the racers keep going, towards Mewtwo*
Mewtwo: Uh-oh.
*Mewtwo gets hit by the cars and is now at a whopping 307%*
C.Falcon: Just one hit and your finished.
*The Abras surround C.Falcon*
C.Falcon: I guess I'll just have to hit you guys.
*He charges towards an Abra and it teleports out of the way*
*He still charges forward and smashes Mewtwo and wins the match*
Master Hand: Lets just get to the next match.
*Arena: Venom*
Crazy Hand: Your opponents are Peppy and Slippy.
Gannondorf: Great, the old guy and the toad.
C.Falcon: Didn't we beat them already?
Gannondorf: Does it matter?
C.Falcon: Not really.
Peppy: Lets just get this over with.
Slippy: I got the ugly one.
Peppy: They're both ugly though.
C.Falcon: You wanna bet rabbit boy?
*The two run the other direction and run into Gannondorf*
*Gannondorf uses warlock punch*
*C.Falcon uses falcon punch*
*Repeat steps nine more times*
* The two finally get KO'ed*
Announcer: Game!!
Master Hand: Next match: Mr. and Mrs.Game and Watch!
*Gannondorf comes over to me*
Gannondorf: Stop making up people!!
Briggitonn: No.
C.Falcon: Lets just go.
A/N:Mrs. Game and Watch's attacks:
B:Chef(throws bacon in stead of sausages)
B Smash:Dinner's Ready(hits opponent with a rolling pin, and I had no good name for it, Dr.Nick thought it up for me)
B up: Ladder(climbs up a ladder and jumps)
B down: Gas Panic(same as oil panic, but with gas)
Description: Everything is the same except the attacks, she is white, and she looks like a female Mr.Game and Watch.
Crazy Hand: Lets get ready to rum.....
Master Hand: This isn't boxing.
Crazy Hand: Fine, 3...2..1.Go!!!
Mr. and Mrs. Game and Watch: Bleep blip bing bleep.
Gannondorf: What did you just call me, because I coulda sworn the stuff you said was censored.
C.Falcon: Uh..Gannondorf, thats the way they talk.
Gannondorf: Just attack them!!
C.Falcon: Falcon punch!!!
Mr.Game and Watch: Beep beep beep*bing*
Gannondorf: He's out already?
C.Falcon: I was to close to the edge of the arena.
Gannondorf: Oh.
Mrs.Game and Watch: Beep Beep Beep!!!!!(that actually was censored)
*Mrs.Game and Watch pulled out her rolling pin and KO'ed C.Falcon*
Gannondorf: Uh.....
*Objects start falling from the sky*
Mrs.Game and Watch: Beep Beep Beep!!!!!(that last beep was censored)
*Mrs.Game and Watch starts throwing sausages in the air and catches them in her gas pan thing.
Gannondorf: Uh-oh.
*She hits Gannondorf*
Gannondorf: Thats It, ReDeads, Kill Her!!!!
*The ReDeads attack Mrs.Game and Watch and KO her*
Announcer: Game!!
Crazy Hand: Round two is over!
C.Falcon: Does that mean there is a round three?
Master Hand: Yes.
Gannondorf: Great.
Was Mrs.Game and Watch stupid, review, etc.
Gannondorf: Great, just great.
Crazy Hand: But, that won't be until another two hours, were giving you a break.
C.Falcon: Yes!
*All the other people that appeared in the story, Dr.Nick and I come and have a party with the Hands, C.Falcon and Gannondorf*
Dr.Nick: Hello everybody!
Everybody: Hi, Dr.Nick!
Dr.Nick; How is everyone doing?
Everybody: Good.
Me(aka Briggitonn): Hey Dr.Nick.
Wario: We never finished our match from earlier.
Gannondorf: Yeah.
Wario: Yo momma's so...
C.Falcon: These two are ridiculous.
Dr.Wario: Tell me about it.
*The Koopas come in*
Koopa(red): Were gonna kill you two.
*Gannondorf picks up the red koopa and throws him at Wario*
*Wario flys out a window*
Dr.Wario: Thats it, you're going down now!!
*Dr.Wario and Dr.Mario were fighting earlier and now started fighting each other*
*Mario jumped out of the window to attack Wario*
Mario: Take this fatty!!!
*Wario aviods the hit and body slams Mario*
Mario: Owwww!!!!
Link: Since everyone is fighting each other, lets get Marth and Roy for beating us.
Y.Link: OK.
Marth: Hi little guy.
Pichu: Hello.
Marth: I thought you couldn't talk.
Pichu: Celebi gave me the ability to talk.
Roy: Pika pika pi?
Pikachu: Pika.
Roy: Pi.
Marth: What were you just saying?
Roy: I have no clue.
Pichu: Pikachu says you like Peach, alot.
Peach: Somebody call me?
Roy: Peach, I love you.
Peach: Thats too bad because I'm in love with...Briggitonn!!
Everybody: What?
Briggitonn(aka me): Somebody call me?
Peach: Briggitonn, I love you.
A/N: Briggitonn is not my real name.
Briggitonn: But I'm in love with...
Other me: Stop it you're turning this into a soap opera.
Link: Can we beat up Marth and Roy now?
Other me: Sure.
Y.Link: Yes!!
*Marth, Roy and the Links start fighting each other*
Dr.Nick: Why am I here?
Briggitonn: Because I invited you.
Dr.Nick: Why did you invite me into this crazy place?
C.Falcon: I've barely had any lines in this chapter.
Fox and Falco: We haven't had any, either.
Daisy: Same here.
Ice Climbers: You forgot us, too.
Game Guy: Can I join you guys, my wife Game Girl kicked me out of the house.
Pikachu: Pika pi pika pi pi chu.
Pichu: Translation: Yes.
Game Guy: It took him that many words to say "Yes"
Gannondorf: Thats the second time I took you down, Wario, now pay up!!
Wario: Never!
*He turns into a bat and flys away*
Dr.Wario: Wait for me my good chap!!
*Dr.Wario drives away in his ambulance*
Gannondorf: Get him my army of ReDeads!!
*The ReDeads follow Wario*
*A ReDead comes back with Wario's arm and wallet*
Game Guy: Gannondorf, I see you have alot of money, do you wanna play some roulette?
Gannondorf: No.
Game Guy: How about(i forget what is called, its the game with the big chomp against the little chomp is a cake eating contest)?
Gannondorf: OK.
Game Guy: Do you want to put your money on big chomp or little chomp?
Gannondorf: The little one.
*Everyone gasps*
Game Guy: OK, good luck.
Dr.Nick: Are you crazy?
Gannondorf: It's not my money anyway.
Dr.Nick: Good point.
Game Guy: If the little chomp wins, win get your money back, time sixty- four.
Dr.Nick: The odds are totally against him, how many coins did you place anyway?
Gannondorf: 1,000,000 dollars, why?
*Dr.Nick's eyes just popped out of his head*
Briggitonn: You're nuts!
Gannondorf: I know.
Game Guy: Oh my God!!!
Gannondorf: What...Oh my God!!!
*Everyone notices that little chomp finished his cake before big chomp*
Popo: Doesn't that mean he has 64,000,000 dollars?
Nana: Yes.
Gannondorf: I'm rich!!
Game Guy: I'm poor!!
Master Hand: I hate to break it to you guys but the party is over.
Crazy Hand: Aw man.
C.Falcon,Gannondorf, and the Hands leave to go to the arena*
Everyone: Bye!
Briggitonn: Do you wanna go watch the fight?
Dr.Nick: Sure.
Briggitonn: OK, then lets go.
*Arena: Unknown Dungeon*
A/N: Mew will have the same attacks as Mewtwo except stronger and Mew is easier to knock off the arena compared to Mewtwo.
Mewtwo: I sense you strength, but it will be no match to my strength.
Mew: Mew.
C.Falcon: Can't you speak telepathically, too?
Mew: Mew.
Mewtwo: He says no.
C.Falcon: Idiot.
Mewtwo: Don't call Mew an idiot.
C.Falcon: I was calling you an idiot.
Mewtwo: Why?
C.Falcon: Because if your IQ was as large as you say it is, you would've noticed Gannondorf charging up for his warlock punch behind you.
Mew?
*Mew gets hit by the warlock punch*
Mew: Mew!!!!!!
Mewtwo: I thought you said he was going to hit me....
C.Falcon: Falcon punch!!!
Gannondorf: Aren't you two pshcic?
Mewtwo: Yes, why?
C.Falcon: Then can't you tell our movements and all that kinda stuff?
Mewtwo: Not in battle.
Gannondorf: Oh.
*Mewtwo and Mew charge up for their shadow ball*
*Out of nowhere a Golbat come on the screen and tries to attack C.Falcon and Gannondorf*
Golbat: Golbat!!!
*A ReDead come on the screen and bites the Golbat*
*The Golbat faints*
*A Rydon comes on the screen*
*It gets hit by an F-Zero racer*
*The Rydon faints*
*Mewtwo and Mew use their shadow balls*
*Gannondorf gets knocked off the arena*
C.Falcon: Oh crap!!
Mewtwo: Oh crap is right.
*Ash come onto the screen*
Ash: Pikachu, are you in here?
*Ash sees the Hands*
Ash: Give me back my Pika...is that Mewtwo? C.Falcon: Yea, and I need some help with him.
Ash: To capture it?
C.Falcon: To defeat it, but I can't except help.
Ash: Why?
C.Falcon: Because that would be cheating.
Ash: Why, its two-on-one?
C.Falcon: I had a partner at one point, but then he was knocked out.
Ash: Oh, do you know wher Pikachu is though?
C.Falcon: Ask the Hands.
Mewtwo: Wait a second...I want to take you on, or at least, one of your pokemon on.
Ash: OK, I choose you Sneasel.
A/N: I don't know if he has one, but I don't care.
Mewtwo: A Sneasel!! Oh now were doomed.
Ash: Wheres my Pikachu!!!
Crazy Hand: Right over there, and you can have the Pichu because we're sorry we took your Pikachu in the first place.
Master Hand: Now leave.
Ash: I can't without my Sneasel.
Crazy Hand: Fine.
C.Falcon: OK Sneasel, show me your moves!!
*Sneasel starts off with a faint attack*
*Mew gets knocked off*
Mewtwo: OK Sneasel time to go.
Master Hand: Alright Sneasel time to go.
C.Falcon:Why is he going?
Crazy Hand: Because its a one-on-one fight now.
C.Falcon: Oh.
Mewtwo: Get him my army of Abras.
C.Falcon: That the best you got, get'm racers.
*The Abras teleport out of the way, but the racers keep going, towards Mewtwo*
Mewtwo: Uh-oh.
*Mewtwo gets hit by the cars and is now at a whopping 307%*
C.Falcon: Just one hit and your finished.
*The Abras surround C.Falcon*
C.Falcon: I guess I'll just have to hit you guys.
*He charges towards an Abra and it teleports out of the way*
*He still charges forward and smashes Mewtwo and wins the match*
Master Hand: Lets just get to the next match.
*Arena: Venom*
Crazy Hand: Your opponents are Peppy and Slippy.
Gannondorf: Great, the old guy and the toad.
C.Falcon: Didn't we beat them already?
Gannondorf: Does it matter?
C.Falcon: Not really.
Peppy: Lets just get this over with.
Slippy: I got the ugly one.
Peppy: They're both ugly though.
C.Falcon: You wanna bet rabbit boy?
*The two run the other direction and run into Gannondorf*
*Gannondorf uses warlock punch*
*C.Falcon uses falcon punch*
*Repeat steps nine more times*
* The two finally get KO'ed*
Announcer: Game!!
Master Hand: Next match: Mr. and Mrs.Game and Watch!
*Gannondorf comes over to me*
Gannondorf: Stop making up people!!
Briggitonn: No.
C.Falcon: Lets just go.
A/N:Mrs. Game and Watch's attacks:
B:Chef(throws bacon in stead of sausages)
B Smash:Dinner's Ready(hits opponent with a rolling pin, and I had no good name for it, Dr.Nick thought it up for me)
B up: Ladder(climbs up a ladder and jumps)
B down: Gas Panic(same as oil panic, but with gas)
Description: Everything is the same except the attacks, she is white, and she looks like a female Mr.Game and Watch.
Crazy Hand: Lets get ready to rum.....
Master Hand: This isn't boxing.
Crazy Hand: Fine, 3...2..1.Go!!!
Mr. and Mrs. Game and Watch: Bleep blip bing bleep.
Gannondorf: What did you just call me, because I coulda sworn the stuff you said was censored.
C.Falcon: Uh..Gannondorf, thats the way they talk.
Gannondorf: Just attack them!!
C.Falcon: Falcon punch!!!
Mr.Game and Watch: Beep beep beep*bing*
Gannondorf: He's out already?
C.Falcon: I was to close to the edge of the arena.
Gannondorf: Oh.
Mrs.Game and Watch: Beep Beep Beep!!!!!(that actually was censored)
*Mrs.Game and Watch pulled out her rolling pin and KO'ed C.Falcon*
Gannondorf: Uh.....
*Objects start falling from the sky*
Mrs.Game and Watch: Beep Beep Beep!!!!!(that last beep was censored)
*Mrs.Game and Watch starts throwing sausages in the air and catches them in her gas pan thing.
Gannondorf: Uh-oh.
*She hits Gannondorf*
Gannondorf: Thats It, ReDeads, Kill Her!!!!
*The ReDeads attack Mrs.Game and Watch and KO her*
Announcer: Game!!
Crazy Hand: Round two is over!
C.Falcon: Does that mean there is a round three?
Master Hand: Yes.
Gannondorf: Great.
Was Mrs.Game and Watch stupid, review, etc.
