It turns out that Mituna is precisely the same age as you all guessed Sollux was, 22. Mituna's birthday is also apparently June 2nd and his dad is also the elusive P. Captor of NASA. It turns out his first name was really odd and hard to pronounce so everyone just called him Phillip or Phil rather than... Pissonic? No. P-sionic? Something similar to that you guess, considering you've only heard two lispy brothers pronouncing it, or at least trying to.

Mituna actually got really excited when he realized what this meant. Though he didn't remember that he had a brother, he seemed to accept Sollux and he basically tackled your boyfriend when it all came together in 'Tuna's scrambled mind.

You can't help but feel a little jealous, though you really shouldn't. He and Sollux would never be as close as you are to Sollux. And you know for a fact, that unlike Sollux, you were voluntarily given to the labs when you were born. So you kind of don't really know or care about whoever your family is. At least that's what you have told yourself for years.

Mituna ends up calling his/their dad and trying to explain what happened. Mituna smiles and hands the phone to Sollux, who gives him a slightly confused look before starting to talk on the phone to the man. He ends up wandering while on the phone to drown out Mituna's exciting babbling. You stay put where you are, makimg some idle conversation with Latula.

"So 'Tuna's got a long lost bro. That must be pretty radical," She states with a smile. You can't help but feel like that behind the red glasses (which you find eerily familiar) and the obvious strange fashion, that she may too be related to someone in your little mutant group. Maybe this town is where some or all of you originate from.

"Yeah, pretty fucking crazy right? I know Sollux really wanted to find out where he came from. Like he never openly shared interest in it but he did so much damn research that it was pretty obvious," You state, you mind suddenly snapping into perspective. That nose shape, the obsession with red, the way Latula's hair flips at the ends even though its styled to only do that on one side.

"Terezi!" You blurt out suddenly, then cover your mouth.

Latula looks at you like you just grew a second head. Or like your wings just popped out of your sweatshirt. Then it shifts to lile she saw a ghost. Eerie.

"...How did you know that was my dead little sister's name," She says quietly, barely a question but not a demand either. Almost like she can't believe that she heard the name you uttered from your big stupid mouth.

You shake your head, "No no... Wait. Fuck. You remind me of my ex girlfriend- I mean we dated maybe for like three days. She's still a good friend but she kind of knew that I was in love with Sollux before I did? If that makes sense," You stumble to reply, suddenly getting kind of twitchy. You take a deep breath. "How old would your sister be?" You finally manage to ask. Terezi is the second youngest in you little group, being approximately 18 and Nepeta being the youngest at 17.

"The doctors told my mom that she died right after she was born, gosh I was maybe four at the time but it was really traumatic. I was so excited to mentor a radical little sis. They didn't even let us have her body for the funeral," Latula replies, sadness dripping from every word she spoke. You can see her staring at the ground from behind her red shades, here eyes wide.

"I... I'm going to take a wild guess here but is your hair naturally red? Like not red red, but ginger? Or anyone in your family?" You ask Latula and she looks back at you.

"Well, yeah, my dad has red hair, but mine is black like my mom's. He really hoped for Terezi to have red hair, she probably would have too," She replies, reality slowly setting in on her face.

"Wait, does your Terezi have red hair?" She asks with a bit of an excited smile. "Could she really be alive?"

You nod. You walk over to Sollux, who is laughing at something his dad must've said on the phone. You reach into his pocket for his cell phone and pull it out. He gives you a look and you give him one back that says, "This shit's important. I need your goddamn phone." Thankfully he shrugs it off and you go back over to Latula and flip through his photo gallery until you find a picture of Terezi. Sollux and Terezi are pretty damn close for whatever reason, but platonically. Obviously not as close as Sollux is to Aradia but close.

You stare at the picture of Terezi and look back up at Latula, and back down again. Comparing faces. They both had the same slightly rounded cheeks and the same pointed features.

You hold the phone out to Latula and she lifts up her glasses to look at the picture without a red tint and she looks... Shocked to say the least.

"Oh-my-god is that my...? She's really...?" Now it's her turn to stumble on words. You nod.

"That's Terezi all right. She's currently 18 and blinder than a bat but still alive and kicking," You state.

Latula seemed to have lost her whole skater girl attitude at this point, except for her speech patterns and weird "radical" words of course. "Can... Can you call her? Please? I wanna meet my lil sis," She asks quietly. You take a breath and nod.

You dial Terezi and Vriska's apartment phone number and thankfully Terezi answers. You really don't feel like being interrogated by Vriska today. "Sollux? Is something wrong or did Karkles finally openly admit his undying love to you?" She starts cackling and you let out a low growl. "Oh? Sup Karkat, why are you using Sollux's cell?"

"I... Fuck. Listen. Come to the skate park in the center of town. There's someone here that wants to meet you," You explain. You don't really want to give away what happened to Terezi until she gets here and sees, well smells? Tastes? Whatever the hell Terezi does.

"Karkat, you know I may be blind but I'm not the type for blind dates," She says sarcastically. You can almost see the shit-eating grin on her face.

"No. Its nothing like that. Just get your blind ass to the skate park. Its kind of fucking important," You grumble lowly, trying to stress that this is important.

"...Alright, but if this is really some kind of date setup for a double date with you and Appleberry, I'll have you hanging from the nearest tree by your wings before you can say 'justice'," She responds, promptly hanging up.

"Terezi's on her way. And what I said about being blinder than a bat, well. She's literally fucking blind," You warn Latula, who smiles and snaps her fingers.

"Well heckie, I guess losing senses is part of our soon to be SO TIGHT sisterhood!" She blurts out excitedly, then her voice goes back to normal when you give her an odd look. "Oh, I can't smell, just one day I lost my sense of smell," she explains.

All of a sudden, you are whacked on the head from a behind intruder with a thin object. You whip around after you recover with a glare. "What the FUCK, Terezi?" Your voice cracks sheerly from the surprise. Not that she doesn't drub you regularly, but it could give away her mutation if she's so accurate with it.

She leans on her cane, businesslike. "Hanging by a tree, Karkles. You know, the whole date thing applies to playdates too," she smirks at you, raising an eyebrow.

"No. Terezi. Meet Latula. Your biological sister. Better sister than whatever you call Vriska," You explain to her, and she turns her head directly to Latula.

"She doesn't smell like she looks like me, though I do smell a strong liking of red," she gives a devilish smile. Latula smiles back at her.

"So you're Terezi. My Terezi, little sis. You seem hella radical, shorty!" Latula says, smiling bigger. "You inherited mom's height, that's for sure. And oh my god you actually do have red hair! I'm so glad you're alive and you didn't really die when you were born and ahh!" Latula can't stand still anymore and she ends up hugging Terezi tightly.

Terezi squirms a bit, but accepts her fate.

You watch Terezi quietly ask to lick Latula's face to help her "see" what she looks like and, surprisingly, Latula lets her. You shudder. Instead of the weird using other senses to make up for a lost sense thing being a result of Terezi's mutations, it's actually weirdly a family trait or some shit. Your jaw drops when Latula licks Terezi, commenting that she smells very good.

"Just… How," You say quietly to yourself, then feel a hand on your shoulder.

"Pretty weird ithn't it, KK? It'th like the thientithtth that thtole uth from birth actually got uth all from thith thleepy little town," He meets your thoughts completely, and you suddenly realize something.

"Sollux. What if this is a test, like a really fucking messed up one. How weird is it that we end up coming to the EXACT town that some, or all of us for that matter, were taken from when we were born? What if the scientists programmed us to come here, if they're literally watching our every goddamn move?" As you talk, you look up at him and he has a concerned gaze.

"It'th been three yearth, KK. Twelve out of however many hundred mutantth jutht leaving like that, they wouldn't really care. They probably athhumed we died anywayth. And if not, we're prepared," He calmly states, though you do know that your words got to him. He squeezes your shoulder.

"...So what did you talk about with you dad?" You ask to change the subject.

"Oh, heh, not really anything too important. He thaid he'th going to vithit here, though, to meet me in perthon I guethh. He theemth pretty cool. Thmart, that'th for thure, and tharcathtic. I guethh my oh tho charming perthonality ith partially from him," Sollux smirks, poking out his tongue slightly. You stick your tongue out back at him.

You wave to Latula, Mituna, and Terezi. Sollux kind of pushed you along in his own wordless way to say that you two should get going. You teased him, "What, does your dad want you in bed by seven?"

"You're an athh, KK. To think I wath going to take you out to dinner," He crosses his arms in a fake pout and you playfully punch his shoulder.

"You know I'm just teasing you, Solluxander whatever the fuck your middle name is Captor," You take notice of your surroundings. You're going towards the center of town, like the upperclass center. Why? You ask yourself. The only restaurants out here are fancy as fuck. Oh boy.

"Sollux. Are you aware that we both would look like street urchins if we went into one of these restaurants dressed like we are?" You ask, not that you give a fuck but it would make you guys stick out like a sore thumb.

He smirks and leads you… A parking garage? Now you're utterly confused.

Well, you were utterly confused until you see a certain dark haired, fashionable hairdresser emerge from behind her car. And holding two full suits. And a hairbrush.

Kanaya hands you a suit. It's simple and black with a red shirt to go under it with a black tie. You groan, "Kanaya, do you seriously that think either of us know how to tie a tie?"

"Of course not, but I obviously do and I am more than willing to help you two incompetent excuses for men with that task," She smiles. "Now go change, I pulled a lot of strings to get these suits for you two, and even more for the dinner reservations. And you both still need a good tidying up."

You and Sollux both take turns going to change in Kanaya's SUV. There's no way in hell you two would be able to change at the same time in there. It wasn't really a privacy thing, since you live together. But it probably still would get a little weird. You've never actually seen Sollux completely… Unclothed. The same stands for Sollux never seeing you that way.

Once you change, Kanaya quickly gets to work with a spraybottle of water and a hairbrush to tame your hair. When she's satisfied, she ties your tie for you and fixes your suit jacket. You feel pretty damn formal.

"Being fancy ith hard work I don't like it," Sollux mutters when he climbs out of Kanaya's SUV in his suit. It was grey with a mustard yellow undershirt and he was holding a red and blue diagonally striped tie.

"Need I remind you that this was your idea and you only needed my expertise?" Kanaya asks with a sly smirk as she starts fixing Sollux's hair and taming down most of the cowlicks. She takes his glasses off of him and he squints at her.

"I kind of need thothe," He states, reaching for them but she dashes to the side.

"They are filthy, smudged, and what did you do to these poor things?" Kanaya asks as she's inspecting his glasses. She points to a place where Sollux actually superglued one of the nosepieces on.

"It broke off tho I glued it," He explains. She takes out a nail file and a cloth and files down the glued area so it wasn't as noticeable and she wipes his lenses for him. She sets them back on his face once they've met her standards.

"You could have at least freshly shaved this morning, Sollux. I don't see how Karkat would be seen in a high end restaurant with you looking so scraggly," She comments, fixing his jacket and he crosses his arms, rolling his eyes.

"I shaved latht night, it'th fine," He grumbles. You didn't even notice he didn't shave today. But you shouldn't be surprised, Kanaya cares a whole fucking lot about you, and part of her motherly instincts towards you means that she is a perfectionist towards your boyfriend.

"Now that you two are up to my standards, I believe you should get going. You may keep the suits since I doubt anyone would wear them other than you two, plus I tailored them to fit you both," Kanaya says a she gently puts one hand on your shoulder and one on Sollux's, gently pushing you both out of the parking garage.

"You owe me one, Sollux, and you are highly lucky that you happen to be in a relationship with Karkat," She whispers to him, though you can hear it.

You walk with Sollux to the restaurant, a local pretty high-end place and you have to admit you were admiring how well he cleaned up the whole way there. Was there such a thing to be, like, way more goddamn attracted to someone than usual when they were in formal wear? You guess so, and decide that that isn't just some cheesy movie cliche.

When he opens the door to the restaurant to you, revealing what it looks like inside, you feel something almost kind of melt deep inside you.