Chapter 7

"No...it's a baby..." Kelly said blatantly besides the fact that her, Cena, and Orton had been trying to hide the babies and keep them a secret for as long as they could. Punk had almost found out earlier and he would've if it weren't for Kelly's quick thinking.

"A baby...? You're kidding, right?" AJ gave her a confused look.

"Nope." she was running her mouth and if the guys found out about her telling AJ and Layla, they would be pretty angry.

"Well, how can he have a baby? He's single, isn't he?"

"Yeah, I'm pretty sure,"

"Then explain to us how there is an infant in the picture," Layla said holding her head in her hands, staring at Kelly.

"Well..."


Meanwhile, Randy and John were exhausted and passed out on the floor, sleeping.

Cody was making a lot of noise and it was surprising that Randy hadn't woke up because of it.

Outside Cena's locker room, none other than CM Punk was walking in the hall. He heard the noise.

"Ba! Ba ba ba! Baaaaaaaa!"

He furrowed his brow.

"Okay, now I KNEW that had to be a child. Unless this place is haunted...creepy..." he said to himself and shook away thoughts that the arena might be haunted. He open the door to John's room slowly and quietly. He saw them on the floor. John was snoring loudly, as usual and Randy was halfway on the couch still in his trunks.

Punk looked around and heard cooing coming from under a table. He walked slowly and carefully to the noise. Then his jaw dropped.

Two little babies, one asleep, one yammering.

"Aba ba ba, ah!" said the black haired baby.

"Wha...what...the...hell?" Punk said and knelt down to the boys.

Cody giggled and waved his arms up and down.

Punk moved his hand towards the boy, going to poke him, like he'd never seen a baby before.

Cody grabbed his finger and giggled more.

"Ba! Guh!"

Punk tilted his head and stared at the small hand wrapped around his finger. Then he heard John's snore stifle and hitch.

"Ah! Woah I fell asleep on the floor!"

'CRAP. He's awake! Now I'm trapped!" Punk thought and sneakily dived into a closet undetected.

John stood up and stretched. He looked over at Randy who promptly fell off the couch and woke up.

"Ouch..."

John walked over to the table where Punk had been just mere seconds earlier. He slid the baby carriers out from under the table. Punk watched through a hole in the closet door.

Randy rubbed his head and unstrapped Cody from his seat.

"Are you hungry, kid?" he said.

He walked to the bag full of baby supplies and took out a bottle.

John went into the bathroom with Ted, who woke up, and changed his diaper.

Punk thought to himself in the dark closet,'When did John and Randy have kids? How the hell am I gonna get out of here?"


At the bar, the girls were still talking.

"So, enough about me, what's going on with you guys?" Kelly said and sipped her drink.

"Nothing really new over here, I'm still dating Punk," said AJ.

"And I'm still single." said Layla.

"Not everything revolves around your love life," Kelly said, "how was your vacations?"

"Eh...pretty boring, all I did was play video games." AJ laughed.

Layla,"You're much more interesting to talk about, Kel."

Kelly looked disappointed,"Am not, you're only taking interest suddenly 'cause my love situation has become complicated."

"Pretty much," Layla laughed.

"So anyway, John and Randy had a crazy night in Vegas and ended up with twins," AJ said wanting to keep up with talking about Kelly.

"Yeah," Kelly rolled her eyes.

"And they come running to you for help?"

"Yeah..."

"Can we see 'em?"

"Uh...I don't think so..."

"Oh come on, Kel, they're probably so adorable!"

Kelly sighed and took out her phone," You can see PICTURES of them, okay?"

AJ giggled with glee,"Okey dokey!"

She showed them a picture Randy took of her holding both Ted and Cody and a picture of John feeding Ted.

"Awwww! They're soooooooo cute!"

"And look at John, looking all 'fatherly'!" Layla said laughing

"Kel, d'you have any pics of Randy with his cutie?"

"No...Randy doesn't like me taking pictures of him,"

"That oughta suck, how are you s'posed to take couple pictures when you guys finally go out?"

Kelly blushed heavily and was a little angry and embarrassed making her face very red.

"Yeah what's stopping you two?" Layla said.

"I...uh...I don't know!" Kelly looked away.

AJ laughed.

Kelly pushed some of her blonde locks behind her ear and said,"I...gotta get back to the guys..."

"Aww cutting the night short? It's only 11:30!" AJ complained.

"Yeah I know...but they might need me..." Kelly said, then got up and left the bar in a taxi.


Meanwhile, Punk was still stuffed in the closet. By this point, his legs were cramping. He was waiting for the perfect moment to sneak out.

John looked at the time.

"I don't think Kelly will be back for awhile,"

"We never know, John." Randy said putting Cody in the fold up playpen.

Kelly came walking in a few minutes later.

"You're home early," John said.

"Yeah, well, things were kinda getting awkward..."

"How so?"

"I...don't really want to talk about it..."

"Oh...okay then," John smiled.

Randy was passed out on the floor again.

"So are we just staying here?"

"No, actually, I got us a room at a hotel down the street, we gotta get out of here soon anyway 'cause the arena closes at midnight."

Punk decided that would be his only chance to escape.

"Should I wake up Randy?" Kelly asked.

"Eh, if you want,"

Kelly walked over to Randy and knelt beside him. She poked him in the ribs first to see if he would react. He didn't. She shook him slightly. Still nothing. She shrugged and leaned forward then kissed him on the cheek.

He opened his eyes immediately. John didn't see this but Punk did.

Punk saw everything.

Randy rubbed his eyes and sat up. Kelly smiled and stood up.

"John said we gotta be outta here by midnight."

"Oh, no problem, I'm ready to go."

"you're still in your trunks..." She said pointing at his crotch.

Punk laughed quietly and covered his mouth.

Randy looked down at himself,"Oh..heh...I guess I am." he got up and went to put some pants and a shirt on.


At about 11:55, they cleared out of the locker room. When Punk heard the door close, he tumbled out of the closet and laid flat on the ground.

"Jegus..." he quickly gathered himself and ran out of the locker room, out of the arena, and into the parking lot.

Cena spotted him.

"Jack! Bro! What are you doing here so late?"

"I...um...was working out,"

"Working out? At the arena?"

"Yeah...and helping the crew put away..."

John gave him a weird look and said,"That's very unlike you, man..."

Punk shrugged and walked to his car.

John got in his car, and Kelly and Randy got in Randy's car. They all went to the hotel room, which just so happened to be the same hotel that AJ and Punk were staying at.

"My brother will be here tomorrow morning to pick up my car, so when we go to RAW on Monday, we'll all be in the same car."

"Won't it be kinda cramped with the boys?"

"Maybe we can rent an SUV?"

John frowned. He liked renting sports cars.

"I guess..."

While the men talked, Kelly was asleep in the only bed already, and the boys were asleep in their playpen.

"We better get some rest, man..." John yawned.

"Yeah..." Randy walked to the bed and saw Kelly asleep there. He smirked and decided to sleep next to her. He stripped off his shirt and laid in the bed, inches away from her. He fell asleep a couple minutes later.

John looked in the room.

"Where am I supposed to sleep?"

He ended up passed out next to the boys, snoring loudly, of course.

A/N okay so yes this will be kinda a Relly story,,,,,,,it's one of my favorite non-canon pairings. also background AJxPunk cuz i absolutely love that pairing! TO DEATH! I might add in some more minor characters here n there.

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