Omake 7 - DBX 01 - Trish VS Jeanne
"Almost got it... just a little more... and, done! Got it all set up!"
"Whoa, this is great! Our very own Interdimensional Cable Box! Now, we can watch TV with numerous channels on this thing!"
"Yeah, that's so cool!"
In the TV room of Smash Mansion, we find Kirby, along with Ness, Pikachu, Yoshi, Lucas, Popo, Toon Link, Villager and Pit setting up the Interdimensional Cable Box that Kirby and Ness got from Merch and set it up towards the Big TV (HD to be more precise). Now they begin to test it.
"Okay, let's see how this thing works. Lucas, the remote." Ness said as the blonde PSI user gave the said item. "Pikachu, the batteries." He then turned to his yellow electric mouse friend as he handed him the batteries (probably AA). Placing them to the remote, Ness turned the TV on and begins to turn on the Cable Box. He then started flipping through channels; from News, Sports, Cartoons and many more. After an hour of flipping through channels, Ness finally said, "Whoa, that guy wasn't joking, there's a large variety of show on every channel."
"Hm, you're right." Pit said, seeing how awesome it was. "But does it do DVDs?"
Ness looked at it for a moment and saw a DVD slot, "Yup." He answered.
"Oh boy! What kind of DVD should we watch?" Asked Popo.
"Oh, what about those anime shows from the box Kirby has?" Pit asked, joyfully.
"Nah. I don't think that could do much work on watching them." Ness said, declining the idea.
"Okay. What about One Minute Melee?" Toon Link suggested.
"Kirby and I were saving that idea for another time." Ness answered.
"Then, what about the show Boomstick mention? What was it again, DBX?" Pikachu asked.
"That would be a good idea," Ness began softly, then sourly spoke to him. "if we actually have any DVDs of that god forsaken show."
"Ooh." Pikachu pouted.
"Um Ness..." He turned as Kirby begins to speak. "I don't mean to brag or something, but..."
"What is it?" Ness said, looking at him.
"Uh, well..." Everyone starts to look at him. "I've been thinking lately and I was looking things up, and I think... I know where the DBX DVDs are."
Everyone stood there in a silent moment until...
"...WWWWWHHHHHHHAAAAAAATTTTTTTT!" They screamed at the top of their lungs as Kirby jumped while covering his non-existened ears from the scream.
"Are you telling us that you know where the DBX DVDs are?!" Pikachu exclaimed.
"Uh, um yeah." Kirby answered, slowly.
"Are you serious?! Why didn't tell us this before?!" Pikachu shouted as he violently shakes Kirby by his face.
"It's. Be-cause. I. Don't know where. It was left until. Now." Kirby answered while being shaken.
"Wait, are you serious?" Pikachu said, stop shaking Kirby.
"Yes." Answered the now dizzy Kirby.
"If that's ture, then why not show those DVDs of DBX you mention." Ness said to him.
"Hai..." Kirby said, still dizzy.
20 Seconds Later...
"I've looking at the four boxes and checking them from the inside, I found it where the box of DBX DVDs are." Kirby said as he and his friends made it back to Kirby's Room where they found the boxes. He then brought out the third boxes, opens it up and found a couple of black DVD movie casings that were all colored black black with numbers on them that were colored red, similar to the origianl Death Battle. The boys looked at each DVD casings then read the title: DEATH BATTLE EXHIBITION!
"Death Battle Exhibition?" Pikachu said, as he reads the title.
"I'm guessing that's long for DBX." Ness guessed.
"Go figure." Pit replied.
"Also, I found this inside it." Kirby said as he pulled out the note that came with the package and gives it to Ness. Ness then yanks the envelope off from Kirby's hands, opens it, pulls the note out, unfolds it and begins to read out loud.
To any current DEATH BATTLE viewer,
If you're reading this, that means you have already watched the episode of Dante VS Bayonetta where a new show has been annouced. Once you watch it, you'll see a group fighters fighting to the death, without any research or analysis. This will the show that shows only fighting and bloodshed. So, good luck, you gonna need it.
P.S, If you want to know about these characters, there's a special guide book that contains characters that in each fighters. Be sure to read correctly.
After Ness finished reading the note, he looked at his pals and ask, "Well guys, should we watch them?"
"Yup." Kirby agrees, happily.
"Uh-huh." So did Pikachu.
"I don't mind." Toon Link.
"It may be filled with bloodshed and violence, but I can take it." Lucas.
"Fine by me." Pit.
"I'm in." Popo.
"I'm game." Yoshi.
"I got nothing else to do right now, so okay I'm in." Villager.
"That settles it. DBX it is." Ness said as everyone begins to cheer for it.
Later...
The Young Smashers set everything up in the TV room as they're all gathered on the couch with popcorn and soda, then Kirby sets up the DVD as Ness begins to read the DBX Guidebook.
"Okay, for this battle, it's gonna be Trish VS Jeanne." Ness stated.
"And since that battle happen during the fight with Dante and Bayonetta, we're gonna see what happen to them during their fight." Pit added.
"Right. Kirby, start it off." Pikachu said with excitement.
"Right." Kirby said as he placed the DVD in Cable Box.
The DVD turned on and then the logo for SCREWATTACK appeared. And then, words begins to appear in the background saying; 'NO RULE', 'JUST BLOODSHED' and now, the title: 'DBX'.
The boys got excited on seeing this fight, but that is until a new scene appear on the TV.
Last Time...
Bayonetta: This is where we part ways love.
Dante: After you...
"Hey, I remember this!" Kirby said, remembering this scene.
"Yeah, me too!" Pikachu said, also remembering it.
Trish arrives on the scene driving her motorcycle towards the center to intervene.
Trish: Dante!
Dante pushes Bayonetta back as Trish sends the cycle towards his opponent. Bayonetta stands there as Jeanne appears to kick the bike back at Trish, who slashes it in half with Sparda, resulting in an explosion.
Dante: C'mon Trish, you missed!
Trish: Oh don't be a baby, let's finish her off!
The Devil May Cry team gets ready to fight.
Bayonetta: Jeanne.
Jeanne: Cereza. Having some guy trouble?
Bayonetta: Not to worry, I've got this one handled.
Trish: Wait, we're getting paid for this one, right?
Dante: *shakes his head* C'mon! *starts running.*
Trish tosses her scythe at Bayonetta, who hits it back with her hammer. Dante then starts trading blows with Jeanne before Trish comes to assist him. She electrocutes Jeanne, allowing the two to perform a team attack on her.
Trish: This is gonna hurt!
As Jeanne's knocked back, Bayonetta takes out Chernobog which clashes with Dante's gauntlets. Dante takes out Agni and Rudra to slash at her before calling his partner.
Dante: Trish!
Trish: Bye bye!
Trish kicks Bayonetta with an electric kick and clashes with Jeanne again, this time wielding the Angel Slayer. Jeanne tries slashing Dante who manages to punch her with his gauntlets.
Dante: What's wrong? Can't keep up?
Trish tries kicking Bayonetta, but Cereza turns into multiple bats and activates Witch Time to kick both Dante and Trish back.
Bayonetta: So close.
She nearly hits them with an uppercut from Madama Butterfly.
The two Umbra Witches assume a stance as Dante takes out Pandora, which morphs into a missile chair and fires just as Trish uses Maximum Voltage. Bayonetta and Jeanne turn into panthers to avoid all the attacks and jump out of the window onto a falling clock.
(*Cues: Bayonetta 2 - Aesir*)
Jeanne clashes with Trish and her flying sword.
Jeanne: Where'd you get that outfit, a thrift store?
Trish: You're one to talk, that color looks terrible on you!
Trish levitates her sword to stab at Jeanne, but misses.
Jeanne: Ugh, bitch!
Jeanne kicks Trish off the clock and jumps after her.
"Well, there goes their partners...again." Pikachu muttered. Dante sees his partner flying off.
Dante: Trish, wait!
Bayonetta takes out Shuraba and takes advantage of the distraction.
Bayonetta: Best pay attention boy!
The two hunters continued to clash.
And now...
As the recap scene has ended, a new scene appeared on screen where it starts off in a big city across the district, that is until the Smashers saw something crash from the building. Everyone then spotted the person who clashed, it was Trish.
Meanwhile, someone else was tailing her, and that someone was Jeanne.
Jeanne: You wouldn't know style it slaps you on the ass.
Trish: Excuse me, have you even looked at me?
"Looks like it's a battle between sidekicks." Pit said, seeing how this battle plays out.
"Yeah, let's see how it goes." Pikachu said, beginning to watch the fight.
Then blood spilled in the scene as the words 'Here We Gooo!' appeared.
Boomstick: HERE WE GOOO!
(*Cues: Marvel vs Capcom 3- Theme of X-23)
Jeanne begins shoot at Trish with her All 4 One but then Trish skillfully dodge them with her backflip and attempts to give her a Axel Kick, but Jeanne dodges the attack. As Trish brings out Sparda, Jeanne begins to attack her with kicks and punches, along with her gun techniques, but Trish dodges her attacks and slashes her with her weapon.
"Ooh, that's gonna hurt!" Toon Link winced.
"Yeah, but Jeanne got some trick up her sleeves." Pit said.
Attempting to attack her, the white haired Umbra Witch begins to summon Madama Styx to aid her by bring a strong kick from her red portal. The blonde Demon Hunter dodges the attack and threw Sparda up the air, thus bringing out her dual pistol while her yellow lightning power were inside them.
And then, she fired her two lightning enhanced bullets where they separate in multiple shots, but however Jeanne dodges them, that's where Trish summons her lightning to strike, though that didn't work when Jeanna transformed into a flock of birds to avoid the attack and then change into Panther to charge into Trish due to her Beast Within ability.
"Whew, that was close." Pit said in relieved.
Jeanne sends in a small kick-shoot combo, thanks to her Bullet Arts fighting style, but unfortunately Trish performs her kick combo, dodging Jeanne's shots, and eventually uses her magic to make a yellow pad-like symbol to charge at the witch, sending in a slash combo with her sword.
Trish: Oh, I'm loving this!
Then Jeanne summon Madama Styx for a one punch and kick towards the blonde Demon Hunter. But then, Trish brings out Sparda, turning it into a Scythe and throws the weapon at Jeanne.
"Well, she's dead." Ness said, seeing how Trish threw that weapon.
The white haired Umbra Witch then turns into a bird to avoid her weapon, but since it's a projectile weapon, it follows her like a boomerang.
"Even in animal form, it's still following here." Lucas quickly stated.
"Note to self: When you see a demon sword that changes to a scythe, don't let it follow you." Pit noted.
Then Trish retaliates again by shooting yellow lightning at Jeanne, who is caught off guard by the change of tactics.
"Now, that's very difficult." Yoshi said, surprised.
Jeanna dodges them as fast as she could, then opens more portals for Madama Styx to hit Trish with. Trish tries defends herself but she is getting overwhelmed. Eventually, Jeanne hits Trish twenty feet across the street, not noticing the Sparda sword coming to her direction.
Jeanne: Well, for a demon hunter *dodges Sparda with Witch Time, in which slices Trish in two* You're a waist.
And with that, Jeanne pulls out her gun and blasted Trish into tiny pieces.
"Ah! Holy Shit!" Ness, Lucas, Villager, Toon Link and Pikachu cried in shock.
With that done, Jeanne begins move away from the destroyed Trish.
The DBX appeared again as the one on the middle appeared with the message Coming May 2016.
Boomstick: Whoa, What a way to kick off DBX!
"No kidding Boomstick." Pikachu said, agreeing with him for once.
Boomstick: Speaking of which if you enjoyed the pilot episode be sure to give a like, subscribe and share it with your friends that way I can rub it in Wiz's smug face.
"Okay, that's plain childish." Ness said, being spiteful.
Boomstick: And Check back in May for the season premiere of DBX. Thanks for watching!
As the scene ended the boys made their opinions.
"That was a great episode." Ness says.
"Yeah, it is! Didn't you see that?!" Kirby shouted with glee and excitement. "There was a lot kicking and shooting and slashing."
"Yes it was good. That was a good episode." Pikachu said with a smile.
"Yeah, it was pretty cool." Toon Link said.
"I don't know guys, it was a pretty good fight for Jeanne to win." Said a new and familiar voice.
"Indeed, especially since she's an expert witch on her abilities." Said another voice.
The boys turned around and saw both Sonic and Bayonette standing behind them. "Huh?! When did you two get here?!" Asked the shocked Pikachu.
"We got bored so we decide to check up on you guys." Sonic answered.
"That is until we saw you boys watching Jeanne battle with the Demon Hunter's sidekick." Bayonetta added.
"Oh, well we're about to watch another one, if you guys like." Kirby offered.
"Nah. I got stuff to do." Sonic said, beginning to leave.
"As do I for that matter. Couldn't be late to Samus's challenge match." Bayonetta said, leaving also.
"Okay, see ya." Kirby said, watching them leave. Then replied, "So, you guys ready for another one."
"Yeah." Pikachu and Ness said in unison.
And done. It took me while, but I finally finished my first ever DBX fic in an Omake fic. I know, everyone wants it in the other fic, but then I thought... FUCK IT! I got a better idea, and this one is it. I hope you like it, or hate it! I don't care, just to let you know. Tell me what you think. Okay, thanks.
Ciao!
