Recap
"Right." Kuro smiles and puts her hand in the air. "Kakashi!"
Woot! Next chapter! Me and my Sissy are fighting again Mwaha! Okay, just read the dang thing...
Wrapping Things Up
The bright flash takes them back to Konoha and to an unfamiliar hallway. It doesn't take long for everyone to notice the sign on the nearest door reading 'Child under construction'. Jen snickers.
"Very original, I'll give them that."
"I'll take that as a complement." Kuro smiles.
"Dare I ask who?" Kakashi finally says something.
"Ow! Damn it Kakashi!" Future Iruka's voice calls from behind the door.
"You fell on your own." Future Kakashi responds dully.
"Look out." Jen says and Future Jiraya and Gai walk down the hallway, everyone steps to the side so they won't be walked through.
"Jiraya-jii-chan!" A little girl with silver hair sporting brown accents runs after them. "Wait for me!"
"Hurry up chibi-hentai." Jiraya says, stopping at the door with the sign and knocking loudly.
"Did he just call you little pervert?" Past Naruto asks.
"Shh!" Both Jen and Kuro hiss and point to Future Jiraya.
"Kakashi, Iruka you're daughter is here."
"J-Just a minute!" Iruka calls hastily. The little girl meanwhile tugs on Gai's sleeve to get his attention.
"Gai-sensei what does that sign mean?" He looks to the innocent four year old pointing at the sign.
"Uh, ask your dad…in a year… or ten…" The door opens and a very ruffled looking Future Iruka appears.
"That's enough, do the freeze thing." Past Iruka holds his face in his hand and Kuro snaps her fingers to freeze the scene. "You," Iruka points to Kuro, "Are our," Iruka next points to himself and Kakashi, "D-Daughter?" Kuro nods happily and Jen bursts into laughter.
"And Gai is her teacher!!" Jen nearly falls to the floor laughing so hard. "You had one fucked up childhood Kuro!" Jen continues laughing hysterically and Kuro frowns while crossing her arms.
"Well You're one to talk Sand Demon!" Jen instantly stops laughing.
"Watch it bog breath…"
"M-"
"Don't do it Kuro!" Jen growls, the crazed evil look coming back to her eyes.
"Mo-"
"I won't warn you again!" Sand starts to swirl around Jen's figure. Yami has his hands pressed together in prayer while muttering
"Don't say it. Don't say it…"
"Monster…" Kuro whispers and they all go dead silent.
"You are so dead Leaf Girl!
"Bring it on Sand Bitch!"
"What the hell did you just say?!" Jen shouts, her sand forming a tail on her back. Sakura starts panicking, grabs Yami's shoulders and yanks him down to her level.
"Do something!"
"Like what?"
"I don't know! Stop her!"
"You stop her! She's your daughter!"
"Sabaku -" A loud snap resonates and Jen blinks, looking at Gaara who just back-handed her. No one moves or dares to breath. Jen blinks again and her eyes return to normal. "I'm sorry dad!" She cries and tackles him in a hug. "I'll never do it again I promise!"
To everyone's surprise, especially Temari and Kankurou, Gaara doesn't try to push her off or even tell her to let go. Not a single death threat passes through his mind. "I'm sleepy…" Jen mumbles and Gaara sits up quickly.
"Not her too!" Temari gasps.
"Don't let her fall -"
"Shut up." Gaara says coldly, Jen was already sleeping peacefully in his lap.
"How?" Kankurou asks and Kuro shrugs.
"Shikamaru-san again." Kuro bends down and pokes Jen sharply. "Wake up… Jen…" Kuro frowns. "Hey look! Yami's naked!"
"What?!" Jen jumps to her feet, wide awake, and instantly blushes.
Kuro laughs. "Okay, let's go home."
"Aren't you forgetting something?" Bakura crosses his arms.
"Oh yeah, we'll be back to check up on you all in a year or two so be good!" Kuro warns and the four guides move into position.
"Time revert! Past unhurt!" They shout and all of them are back in Tsunade's office.
"All set!" Jen proclaims happily.
"See you Fifth!" Kuro waves and the four future visitors disappear out the door.
Shino glances at Hinata (who was blushing madly) and Kiba. "Don't you dare touch me." Kiba warns so Shino hugs Hinata closely instead.
Naruto, Sasuke, Iruka, and Kakashi were all missing.
Sakura was eyeing Gaara nervously while he remained emotionless.
Neji and Kankurou were on opposite sides of the room facing away from each other.
It was hard to tell but it seemed Lee was reciting poetry to Tenten and she was shaking, from laughter or anger was indeterminable.
Shikamaru and Temari had accepted their fate and were holding hands awkwardly.
Ino was something incoherent at Chouji in the corner.
Gai and Jiraya were watching, the latter making notes for his next book.
Tsunade clears her throat, annoyed, and kicks them all out. She had work to get back to, and by work she meant sake.
