This is when all the fun begins...

"Ok, we're all packed, and I just put gas in the bus." Troy said, stepping in his house.

"Cool." Chad said.

"Yeah...no thanks to you two." Troy said, wiping beads of sweat off his forehead.

"Sorry, it's my knee, last week Sharpay kicked me really hard and it's been hurting since then." Ryan said.

"Yeah it's ok...but what's your excuse?" He asked Chad.

Chad shrugged,"It's really early, it's really hot...I don't wanna fuckin help."

Troy shook his head and walked to Gabriella's room.

"Hey you girls ready?" He asked through the door.

"Almost, give us a minute." Gabriella called.

"Or about sixty-nine seconds." Sharpay said.

Troy raised an eyebrow as the girls giggled.

He shrugged and walked back in the living room where Chad and Ryan were watching T.V.

He groaned and sat down.

"My back's already killing me." He said.

"Man...that's too bad." Chad said, never loking away from the T.V.

Troy glared at him.

"And maybe it wouldn't if you would have helped."

Chad thought for a second,"Nah."

Troy sighed as Ryan cocked his head to the side,"So...if this guys says I quit...then this guy wins, right?"

"For the last time, yes, it's called UFC and you win by..." Chad began but the girls came out of Gabriella's room.

"All ready." Sharpay smiled.

"Great." Troy sighed, pulling himself back up.

"What's wrong baby?" Gabriella asked.

"I think I threw out my back loading up the stuff, and this lazy bastard wouldn't help."

"OH YEAH? Well...your mom threw her back out...h..having sex...WITH ME!" Chad shouted.

"I'LL KILL YOU!" Troy shouted, diving over the table and swinging at Chad.

"GUYS STOP!" Taylor shouted.

"No...wait...wait." Sharpay grinned, stopping her as Troy punched Chad in the jaw.

"COME ON YOU QUEER! I'VE SEEN EVERY ROCKY!" Troy shouted,

"SCREW YOU, YOU WHITE, FAKE ASS MOONWALKING JEW!" Chad shouted.

"ONLY A QUARTER, AND YOU SAID YOU LIKED THE MOONWALK!" Troy shouted.

"I though you did..." Ryan began, but Troy and Chad both punched him in the face.

"OK, THAT'S ENOUGH!" Gabriella shouted, stepping between them.

Troy and Chad glared at each other.

"Watch this." Taylor whispered to Sharpay.

She reached in her purse and pulled out a quarter.

She tossed it in front of Troy.

"Hey...look at that." Troy said.

"Wow...it's so shiny." Chad said.

"I know, I never realized how beatiful nickels really are." Troy said mesmerized.

"It's a dime you idiot." Chad said.

"Oh yeah." Troy said.

"Come on boys, plenty of dimes and nickels await you in the bus." Taylor said.

"Yeah...and someone drag Ryan along." Sharpay said.

Troy helped Ryan back to his feet and they headed to the bus.

"Ok, so everybody ready?" Troy asked.

"Yeah." Chad said.

"Ok, then here we go." Troy said, starting the bus.

Taylor and Chad sat on a couch and Ryan was sitting by thw window, listening to his iPod.

Gabriella sat next to Sharpay, who was sitting next to Taylor.

Who's driving the bus?(Lol, j/k, don't you hate math problems like that?)

"Ok, if we follow a strick schedule, we can make really good time, possibly make it to Texas within the next couple of hours." Gabriella said.

"Or, we could do this." Chad said, snapping his fingers.

4 hours later...

Shows the bus driving down a empty road, passing a rickety old sign that read,"Welcome to Texas, where twice removed don't count"

"Wow." Gabriella said.

"I know, that's a really neat party trick." Chad said.

"Hey..hey guys, I...I think we're almost there." Troy called.

"I know, ain't it great." Chad said, walking up to the window.

"I didn't know they still had cornfields here in Texas." He said.

"Apparently so." Taylor shrugged.

"So, whatcha listening...Chad began, but suddenly he stopped and stuck his head out the window.

"What?" Ryan asked.

Chad pulled his head back in.

"Did...that scarecrow just flick us off?" He asked.

"What scarecrow?" Taylor asked.

"That one back there." Chad said.

"I didn't see anything." Sharpay said.

"I swear there was a scarecrow out in one of those fields and it shot me the finger." Chad said.

"A what?" Troy asked.

"Dude, go back." Chad said.

"Ohhh, come on man, we're almost there." Troy moaned.

"Damn it this thing flicked me off!" Chad said.

"Troy just let him see the damn thing." Taylor said.

Troy sighed and stopped, he carefuly backed up until they were at the spot.

"Here?" He asked.

"Yeah...but...it's gone." Chad said.

"See, you were just imaging things." Ryan said.

"No way, I gotta see this." Chad said, jumping out of the bus.

"CHAD." Taylor called, but he ignored her and rushed towards the middle of the huge field.

"Come on." Troy sighed, stepping out of the bus and walkinh towards Chad.

Gabriella and Taylor follwed.

"Should we go?" Sharpay asked Ryan.

"Couldn't hurt." He said.

"Yeah, and maybe Chad will get killed!" She smiled, clapping her hands and rushing out of the bus.

Ryan shrugged and follwed after her.

They were almost to the middle of the field when something popped up in front of their bus.

The stocks in the fields were pretty high so they couldn't see, nor hear anything.

"See Chad, nothing here." Taylor said as she approached an old wooden cross.

"I swear it was here." Chad said, pulling a piece of black cloth of the cross.

"Nothing, sorry babe." Taylor said, taking his hand and pulling him away.

Chad shrugged and the gang walked back to th bus, but as they approached it, the smoke began to show.

"Oh no...oh HELL NO!" Troy said, rushing up to the hood.

"No no no!" He shouted.

"What?" Gabriella asked.

"Ugh, I don't know, a smoking hood, gee, let me think, maybe the bus is broken!" Troy said.

"You haven't even tried to start it yet." Taylor said.

"Tell ya what...you try." Troy smirked, tossing her the keys.

Taylor stepped in the bus and tried to start it, but nothing.

"Hmmm, maybe it is broken." Ryan said.

"You don't say." Troy said, oil covering his face.

"Well what are we gonna do?" Sharpay asked.

"Well...I'm gonna go wip this crap off my face to start." Troy said, walking in the bus.

Everyone follwed.

"Should we call someone?" Taylor asked.

"Like who?"

"I don't know, like a mechanic." She said.

"Oh, that's a great one, hi, yes, we're stranded in the middle of nowhere in some crap-hole town, could you come give us a jump?" Troy said, wiping his face with a towel.

"Hey, at east I'm trying." She said.

"WELL, IT'S NOT REALLY HELPING, IS IT?" Troy shouted.

"Hey, you don'y talk to her like that!" Chad said, getting in Troy's face.

"AND JUST..." Troy began, but suddenly a loud thud on top of the bus cut him off,"...The hell was that?"

Everyone sat in silence for a few seconds.

"Maybe...it was a horse." Ryan said.

"How would a horse get on top of a bus?" Gabriella asked.

"Maybe, it's a magical horse...and it can fix busses, and grant wishes, and Ashton Kutcher is riding it." He said.

Everyone slowly turned and stared at him.

"See, this is why no body likes you." Sharpay hissed.

Suddenly a hand shot through the roof and grabbed Gabriella's head.

"AHHHHH, OH MY GOD, GET IT OFF!" She screamed.

"WHAT THE HELL?" Troy shouted, pulling on the hand.

"GET IT OFF, GET IT OFF!" She cried.

"MOVE!" Sharpay shouted.

She kicked the arm, snapping it in half, whatever was on top of the bus screached and pulled it's arm up.

"What the hell was that?" Taylor asked.

"I don't know, but God it had horrible nail beds." Sharpay said.

Everyone slowly looked at her.

"See this is why..." Ryan began, but she elbowed him in the stomach, knocking his breath out.

"I...I think it's gone." Chad said.

"Maybe." Troy whispered, Gabriella clinging to him.

"Someone should go check...Troy since you have a bad back...Ryan, you go." Chad said.

Ryan looked up slowly.

"But...I'm scared." He said.

"Damn it Ryan, what if it's Ashton, what if he's waiting for you?" Chad asked.

Ryan looked around nervously.

"I...I guess your right." He said, slowly walking towards the doors.

"Come on, do it for Ashton." Sharpay said.

Ryan took a deep breath and walked out of the bus.

"Dumbass." Chad said.

Ryan walked along the dirt road

"Hello?" He called.

Nothing.

"Ashton?" He called.

"Hey guys, I think it's clear, you can..." But suddenly a dark flash above him silenced him.

"What was that?" Troy asked.

"I think it was a bird... really big bird with a broken arm." Sharpay said.

Ryan stood still as something landed behind him.

"Holy...freaking...God." Chad said.

"What the hell is that?" Taylor asked.

Ryan turned slowly to find a giant bat like creature behind him.

Jeepers, creepers, where'd ya get those peepers

It cocked it's head to the side and looked at Ryan.

Jeepers, creepers, where'd ya get those eyes?

It took a step forward, never taking it's eyes off Ryan.

Gosh all, git up, how'd they get so lit up,

"Uhhh, guys." Ryan called, taking a small step backwards.

Gosh all, git up, how'd they get that size?

The creature was only five feet away from Ryan now who was a good distance from the bus.

Golly gee! When you turn those heaters on

It looked Ryan directly in the eyes, it's own growing huge.

Woe is me, got to put my cheaters on,

It smirked and took a step closer, Ryan and the rest of the gang were frozen with fear.

Jeepers, creepers, where'd ya get those peepers?

"Guys..." Ryan called again, the monster slowly reaching out.

Oh, those weepers, how they hypnotize!

"Ryan...RYAN RUN!" Sharpay shouted, but Ryan was frozen as the creature brushed his cheek.

Where'd ya get those eyes?

Suddenly Ryan slapped the creatures hand away.

The creature looked at his hand, then at Ryan, back at his hand...and flew away crying.

"What...in the hell just happened?" Sharpay asked.

Ryan slowly turned around.

"I think...I think I hurt it's feelings." He said, rubbing his cheek.

Suddenly a loud screech came from the sky.

"Or not." Ryan shrugged.

He darted off towards the bus, the creature soaring up behind him.

"RUN!" Taylor screamed.

The bat was a few feet behind him when suddenly...BANG!

The creature went flying into the grill of the bus.

Ryan fell on the ground, covering his head.

The rest of the gang slowly peaked out of the window.

"What now?" Taylor asked.

Ryan slowly turned around.

There was a sheriff behind him, smoking shot gun in hand.

"Ya'll kids alright?" He asked, spitting tobacco on the ground and pumping the shot gun...

Yeah...it's like 5 in the morning right now and I'm way to tired to go back and check, I hope it turned out ok.