Harry, Ron, Hermione, Deja, Ginny, Neville, Luna, and Dean all piled onto the Knight Bus to return back to school from the show. No one was talking, no one was looking at any one, and more importantly no one was touching.
Remus Lupin and Nymphadora Tonks were escorting the group back to Hogwarts. Indeed they felt the uncomfortable tension and tried to lighten up the mood.
How's it hangin Harry? laughed Lupin. Tonks cleared her throat loudly and kicked Lupin as Harry buried his face in his hands.
Sorry Harry. Said Tonks
Oh shut the fuck up, Tonks! He deserved every bit of what he got! Yelled Deja
Hey Bitch don't talk to Tonks like that! screamed Ginny
I'll kick you and her bony asses, bitch! I ain't the one to be played with right now! retaliated Deja
Girls! Girls! Calm down! Enough is enough. said Tonks once Deja and Ginny stopped giving each other dirty looks Tonks looked to Lupin.
Listen everyone, you have to put this all behind you. You're young, you make mistakes...I mean babies are big mistakes...but mistakes none the less. I think a few apologies are in order.
Everyone looked to Harry. He realized that they all thought this was his fault. Instead of fighting it, he stepped up and took responsibility apologizing to every person on the bus.
Good Harry. Said Lupin smiling. Anyone else want to say something?
Yeah I'm sorry that Deja is a fucked up bitch who can't control her man! snapped Ginny
And I'm sorry Ginny is a dirty whore who'll screw anything that walks, Gryffinwhore! yelled Deja
No one knew what to do at that moment, it seemed as though the two girls were about to go at each other, but instead Ginny and Deja bust out laughing and gave each other long loving hugs.
That's it! That's the way to do it! celebrated Lupin, then they all spent the rest of the trip on a happier note.
Meanwhile, Deja's cousin Lish was at school watching the show on TV. She laughed so hard she peed on her self five times, the fifth time however she ran to the bathroom and missed Harry's broomstick being shrunk. Lish couldn't fathom why everyone had went so crazy over Harry, he couldn't have been that great in bed...or could he?
Lish was happily in a relationship with the Weasley twins, Fred and George. She had hooked up with one of them at a party but didn't know which so the next time she saw one of them again she hooked up with him again. It turned out she had hooked up with both of them so she thought hey what the heck two are better than one! The twins didn't mind they were used to sharing everything: clothes, books, classes, dreams, ambitons, goals, why should a girl be different? Needless to say they all were very sexually satisfied. Yet Lish couldn't help but feel some form of curiosity about what Harry was like in bed...
When they returned to the school, Lish waited for them. She saw Harry walking up the grounds. Lish was carrying his Firebolt (Fred and George had gotten it for her, since she was in Ravenclaw), and her own Firebolt, it was well know that they were the best flyers at Hogwarts both seekers.
Hey Potter saw the show. You look like you could use a fly! Said Lish as she greeted everyone.
Excellent! You're right Lish...Deja, honey, could you take my things up I'm going to have a quick flight with Lish. Said Harry sweetly to Deja
No problem, sweetheart. said Deja to Harry. They must have resolved to be nice to each other on the bus.
Harry took is firebolt from Lish and mounted it, Lish did the same and they kicked off at the same time. Lish could feel the breeze lifting up her skirt, she often wore skirts when she went flying with Harry but they were such cool friends it never really bothered him...so she thought.
You really got yourself into a pickle huh Harry? laughed Lish
Yeah Lish I have...I just hope I'm as good at parenting as I am at flying. laughed Harry
Or as good as you are at fucking!
What? said Harry almost losing control of his broom.
All of those girls fighting over you, even Ron, you must have some good moves. Laughed Lish
I don't know if I do or not. Said Harry Diving down to the ground at full speed, pulling out at the last moment.
You should have done that when you were banging Hermione. Laughed Lish
Harry laughed, it was good talking to Lish, she made everything funny and easy.
So would you like me to tell you? said Lish with a weird smile Harry had never seen her use, it was sexy .
What?
I could tell you if you've got good moves or not. said Lish
What?
Come on Harry I'm curious! I'm the only person in Hogwarts who hasn't slept with you!
Not true! laughed Harry
Well I'll be honest, we're flying buddies, quidditch pals, you can definately trust me.
Harry thought it over a minute, Lish was a friend he knew wouldn't betray him. He was curious also to see what the fuss was all about. Lish could tell him exactly what he was good at.
Alright. said Harry and he landed
Lish landed beside him and Harry took her and started to kiss her. She was great at it, why hadn't he kissed her before?
Not bad, you're a pretty good kisser, actually you're great! laughed Lish
Harry pulled her closer and began to cop-a-feel he moved his hands down her back and onto her round buttocks sqeezing slightly. Then he raised his wand and muttered Levicorpus! Lish flipped upside down and Harry began to devour her Devil's Snare as he palmed her breast.
Merlin Harry, you're a Genius! moan Lish
Soon Lish reached Her climaxing point. She began to scream.
Oh Harry! Harry! Take me now!
With that Harry let her down and got on top of her.
Come on Harry Take me! Yes Take Me! Lish yelled louder
Harry began to pump with all his might hoping he could beat the bludger better than Fred and George.
Come on Harry! Don't keep me waiting! I want you! yelled Lish
What? said Harry confused
Go on stick it in, I'm ready for you! moaned Lish
I'm...I'm...I'm already in! said Harry
What? said Lish looking down. Then she burst into laughter. Harry had forgotten his shriviled penis!
Oh God, there's no way! No Way! laughed Lish and with that she pushed Harry off of her got up, mounted her broom and flew away.
Hey Moonwater! yelled Lish across the Great Hall five minutes later.
Hey Lish, sup? said Deja happily
I just wanted to say I'm sorry. said Lish
About what?
About the size of your boyfirends firebolt, how the heck did he get all of you guys fighting over him? He's smaller than a pixy's toenail! laughed Lish
What Bitch! You slept with Harry? When? yelled Deja
No need to call names, Moonwater. Just now, I mean if you could call what just happened sex! laughed Lish.
Just then Harry walked into the Great Hall, Deja spotted him and started kicking the shit out of him. She beat every inch she could reach including the inch in his pants.
Oy, Deja! Why are you beating the shit out of Harry? said Fred and George
He slept with Lish! said Deja not resting in her hitting to respond
What? exclaimed the twins
I wouldn't call it sex, he was lousy, his penis is all of 3/4 of an inch! laughed Lish expecting the twins to laugh with her. Instead they looked mutinous and pushed Deja aside and started to wail on Harry themselves. Harry resembled a bloodied severed hand when they were done, then they rounded on Lish.
What's wrong honies? she said
We're gonna make you pay for this you little ho! said the Twins
Well can we have sex first becuase I'm all randy from what just happened with Harry, and like I said before, he didn't finish the job.
...Fine but after that we're going to make you pay! said the twins as they led Lish out of the Great Hall. Lish turned to Deja scowling as she exited, mouthing the word Bitch.
DUN DUN DUN...
