Chapter Seven
I glanced up at Honey and Mori as they walked in the room. Well as Mori walked into the room, Honey more skipped into the room.
"Hey guys. Do either of you know if the twins have made up yet?"
"No." I blinked, looking up at Mori, before Honey elaborated.
"No they haven't yet. They're still fighting." He was frowning deeply as he spoke, obviously not liking the fact that the twins were fighting. I gave a slight smile at Honey.
"Don't worry too much Honey, I bet they'll make up soon. Don't you agree Mori?"
"Yeah." I was slightly shocked that he gave me a verbal answer, but I didn't drop the smile from my face.
"Class, please take your seats." I groaned slightly, I didn't like having history for my first period class; I barely could keep a 'B' in the class.
Later
I walked through the halls with Honey and Mori, until we met up with Kyouya and Tamaki. I was slightly surprised that they were here, I didn't think they had the same lunch as we did. Though after we met up with the two underclassmen, we all continued on our way to the cafeteria. Honey was on Mori's shoulder, as I assumed to be the usual, and I was calmly walking next to them. I didn't really care why the underclassmen were with us, but I just wanted to eat my lunch. Tamaki quickly spoke up after he saw Haruhi once we all reached the cafeteria,
"I thought it was getting noisy in here." As Tamaki spoke, Haruhi turned her head to look at us all, well mainly to look at Tamaki since he was the one speaking. "Are you two still fighting? You're embarrassing the Host Club." I raised an eyebrow at the twins. They had dyed their hair pink and blue. I stood next to the other host, listening to the people around us gossip about us.
"It's the Host Club." One guy with short brown hair and brown eyes said.
"Oh I love the Host Club." A girl with brown hair down to her shoulders, and light caramel brown eyes spoke.
"I've never seen them all together like this." I looked over at her, raising an eyebrow. Wouldn't she have seen us all together at the actual club? I sighed, annoyed by theses people already. I then walked over to where Haruhi was standing, waiting next to her.
"Okay, break! You're both to blame for this fight." I glanced over, noticing that Honey was talking to Hikaru and Kaoru, holding up a cake. "Hika-chan and Kao-chan go halfsies on this cake, go and make up! Okay?" This was so not going to end well… "Oh, but I want to eat some, too, so I guess we have to go thirdsies. We can't split the strawberry, so what do we do?" He really should have just stayed quiet and kept the cake for himself. The twins were starting to get annoyed by Honey. "Maybe I should just take it." At this point both of the twins were really pissed off, so I started moving closer, thinking that if Mori didn't get him out of there then I would be able to. "After all, I love strawberries, so that's okay, right? Oh, but then, Hika-chan and Kao-chan, do you like strawberries, too?" I was slightly relieved when Takashi stepped in, lifting Mitsukuni up with ease, and moved him and his strawberry cake out of the way.
"You're just making things worse, so stop."
"Oh, Haruhi! Fancy running into you in the lunchroom!"
"I was concerned about those two, and followed them here without thinking. I just have my lunch, so I wanted to eat it in the classroom. "
"A box lunch?" I sighed lightly.
"Yes Tamaki, a box lunch. I have one as well." Though Tamaki seemed to be in his own world. Or maybe he was just ignoring me. Either way Tamaki didn't respond to my statement, though it didn't bother me too much. I jumped out of shock when Tamaki randomly shouted out,
"I would not hesitate to eat it!" I raised an eyebrow at him, annoyed by his daydreaming. If he was going to daydream he needed to learn to not shout random things out.
"Tamaki… Please shut up." Tamaki barely even gave a glance in my direction; I guess he was still daydreaming?
"I don't know what you're talking about, but I do know that your delusions are always incoherent."
"Hm…delusions? I like that word better… here I was thinking that they were just daydreams."
"Delusions better describe Tamaki." I slowly nodded my head in agreement.
"You're so right Kyouya." I gave him a small smile, before I walked over to where the freshmen had decided to sit.
"Haruhi, here's a spot." I blinked, still not used to Hikaru's bright pink hair. I sat down across from the two freshmen, pulling out my own box lunch.
"What do you have in your box lunches, guys?"
"Yesterday's simmered leftovers, some rolled omelet, and such." I smiled lightly.
"That sounds pretty good Haruhi. I just have some left over fried rice from dinner last night, pretty good, but nothing exciting."
"Hey Haruhi, switch with me. I ordered something different from Kaoru, and ended up with all stuff I hate." Hikaru just went ahead and grabbed Haruhi's lunch, not waiting for her answer. I laughed slightly. Just because you're fighting with someone doesn't mean that you should do things that you normally wouldn't do.
"Uh sure, okay…" Haruhi answered him flatly, obviously annoyed by Hikaru's actions. I smiled as Haruhi too a bite of the lunch food. She looked extremely happy, so I think that she really liked it. I assume that she didn't get to eat food like this too often. Tamaki suddenly appeared, standing, between Haruhi and Hikaru.
"Well done, Hikaru. As a reward, you can have my 'A' lunch, so let me have the box lunch." I was confused by these two; why exactly did everyone want Haruhi's box lunch? I didn't see how her box lunch was so special.
"No."
"Come on trade with me!"
"Forget about it!" I turned to look at Kaoru as he sat down.
"Haruhi, is that any good? You want some of mine, too?" Kaoru then put some on a spoon, about to feed it to Haruhi. Just as he was about to feed it to Haruhi, Hikaru leaned forward and ate the spoon of food. I glanced over at Tamaki and then back over at the twins, before I burst out laughing.
"Butt out. Go away." I laughed even harder as Kaoru threw a plate of food at Hikaru. Though Hikaru pulled Tamaki in by his tie, blocking the food from hitting himself. The twins then started throwing random things at each other, basically starting a food fight. I stopped laughing as I noticed that the twins threw Honey in the air. I watched Mori as he quickly ran over, grabbing Honey. I was surprised when the twins were able to throw Mori in the air. I watched, amused, as Tamaki was thrown in the air. I almost felt bad for Haruhi, she was stuck between the annoying fighting twins. Looking around I noticed that Kyouya had disappeared to somewhere earlier. I wonder where Kyouya went? Haruhi then stood up and said,
"I think I'll eat in the classroom after all." After grabbing her box lunch Haruhi walked out of the cafeteria, going back to her classroom I guess. Sighing I picked up my own box lunch.
"I'm going back to my classroom as well." Though I doubt that anyone even noticed me speak, but I figured that I might as well mention it anyways.
Later
I glanced around the table at the other hosts. The set up of the table almost reminded me of a gang table in the older movies.
"If this situation continues, we're going to have to stop offering the brotherly love package. Our designee rate is definitely down. Oh, Haruhi, this isn't something that you should feel responsible for. Even though your thoughtless comment was the cause of this fight." It was obvious that Kyouya was blaming Haruhi for the twins fight.
"It's weird for Hika-chan and Kao-chan to be fighting with each other… It's never happened before, huh?" Mori nodded his head, agreeing with Honey. I sighed lightly; this was just getting out of hand.
"Is that right?"
"I've known them since pre-school. We weren't in the same year, so I never talked to them, but it seemed like they always played together."
You're right. I've only known them since middle school, but they really stood aloof. It seemed like except for themselves, they kept everyone at a distance. Their personalities were several times more warped than they are now." I figured that most twins were like that, some worse then others though. "Thinking about it that way, maybe this fighting is a turn for the better. It means that their world is starting to get a little larger, doesn't it? Maybe, it's best to leave them alone, under the circumstances."
A little later
I watched as the twins threw things back and forth. It was just getting to be ridiculous. There was a giant pile of stuff, with Honey on top of it. I stepped forward to try and stop the twins, but they threw a teapot, which was full, and it hit me, drenching me in cold wet tea. I let out a sigh, deciding to just give up. I walked back to the other hosts, annoyed and wet.
"Hey Kyouya? You have the uniform for me today, right?" Kyouya let out a soft sigh.
"Yes Ace-senpai, it's in the back changing area." I nodded slightly, about to walk to the back, when Tamaki suddenly said,
"After going this long, haven't you gotten over it yet? You brothers are putting us out."
"We're putting you out! We're putting you out, you say!" Hikaru stated, sounding slightly angry. I was annoyed with the twins, they knew exactly how much this was affecting everyone, they were just to spoiled to care. "You've got to be kidding! I'm the one who's put out! I'm the one who's got the same face as Kaoru." They were being so ridiculous; even if you don't mean it you should never say anything like that. "I'm sick and tired of being mistaken for you! The truth is, I hate your guts!" I almost leapt forward and hit Hikaru in the face, but the events that had happened with Tamaki that had gotten me into this club stopped me from hitting him.
"You took the words right out of my mouth. Look at this! I bought this from Nekozawa-senpai, Belzenef, the curse doll!" Kaoru then pulled out the small wooden doll, Belzenef, which I still thought was cute, in its own way. "I'm writing your name on this thing's back Hikaru. From here on, you're going to meet with lots of misfortune and sorrow!" Kaoru the started scribbling on it, I assume putting Hikaru's name on it, and I heard Tamaki give a scared gasp off, which made me shake my head.
"Enough already!" Haruhi and I screamed at the same time in unison. Everyone was completely fed up with this. Haruhi then ran forward and hit them both on the head. I had also wanted to hit them on the head, but I didn't, Haruhi seemed to have this all under control. Haruhi then continued to speak, "You don't go bringing something like this into a simple fight! You are both to blame for this fight, but you're even more to blame for bringing in everyone around you with it! Now say you're sorry! If you don't make up right now, then I'll never let you come over to my house, as long as I live." I sighed, I can't believe that I didn't realize their plan until now. And to think that I was in the to three of my class. The twins both smirked. They then started to speak in unison,
"Then, if we do make up, Haruhi, we can come over to your house, right?" I watched the twins high-five, before hugging each other closely.
"I'm so sorry, Kaoru. Even though I was just following our script, I'm not fit to be your brother, to say such awful things to you."
"Not at all. I'm the one who was terribly worried about what I would do if I hurt you, Hikaru."
"Kaoru, I'll never let you go!"
"Hikaru!"
"You've got to be kidding me! You mean you were faking the fight the entire time!" I glanced down at the upset Honey, giving off a light sigh.
"Well, we were bored." The twin simply replied.
"Twins with too much free time… are the devil." I sighed, nodding my head, before I realized that I was still wet with the cold tea.
"Hey Kyouya? You said that the uniform was in the dressing rooms in the back, right?"
"That is correct Ace-senpai."
"Then I am going to go change now." I then made my way to the back changing room, glad I was going to be getting out of these clothes. I unbuttoned my jacket, pulling it off, along with the shirt I had on under it, leaving me standing in my black tanktop, and pants. I whirled around after hearing Tamaki speaking,
"A-Ace-senpai?" I gave a sigh.
"Yes Tamaki? What did you want?" I then noticed the blush on his face. I titled my head to the side, confused. The other hosts then showed up, I noticed that the twins were also blushing, as well as Takashi.
"Y-you're a-a girl!" I raised an eyebrow, still not getting why Tamaki was so embarrassed. It would be different if I weren't wearing a tanktop.
"Technically speaking I am. Though there was an issue with my transcript that was saying I'm a guy. Oh and just so you know my name isn't Ace, that was also a mistake. Anyways, I need to get home, so see you all tomorrow." I gave everyone a smile, after putting on my jacket, and left.
The Next Day
"Ace-kun? The twins made up right?" I glanced at the girl, Kathy, who had spoken.
"Eh yeah I suppose you could say that, they aren't fighting anymore at least." She nodded slightly at my answer, seeming to be slightly confused.
"Then do you know why they still have their hair dyed? I mean I'm glad they made up, but I'm just curious."
"I'm not sure, but that's a good question. If you girls don't mind I'm going to go ask them."
"We don't mind Ace-kun! Oh and you look really good in the school uniform." Kathy smiled at, blushing as well.
"Well thank you Kathy." I smiled at her, walking over to where the twins were.
"Okay, let's play the 'Which one is Hikaru game'!" I noticed that the twins had switched the color of their hair.
"Um, the one with the pink hair is Hikaru." One of the girls that was in the cafeteria yesterday 'guessed', though I must say that they would be easy to find and describe the twins to people if they kept the crazy colors, rather if they didn't switch the colors every chance they did, then it would be easy.
"We have a winner!" I frowned over at the twins, they were just confusing their own identities, and confusing the girls more then they should.
"You may have made up, but your hair will still stay that way for a while, huh?" Asked a girl with long brown holding a ribbon in it. I think they used temporary dye to do their hair. I had used it once to freak out my mother when I was upset with her, unfortunately it had rained so my mother had found out it was fake. "Still, I'm glad it's easier to tell now." Oh how naive these girls were sometimes…. rather most of the time.
"No it isn't." I glanced over at Haruhi as she spoke, smiling lightly, "Today the pink one is Kaoru, and the blue one is Hikaru. You've swapped colors, huh?"
"Temporary dye, actually. Makes swapping colors so much easier. Anyways I need to get back to my girls, but thanks for the entertainment you two." I smiled as I walked back to the group of chairs by the window, filled with the girls that had designated me for the afternoon.
