Hey guys! A Reviewer of mine wanted a LinkxWaka chapter, so, I'll see if I'm any good at making this a good fight. This is for you, Phil The Persona Guy! I'll take request ideas because you guys are awesome, and I like your ideas. So, feel free to drop ideas! I'll plop them right on in! So, now that Link is here.. Link, honors of disclaiming for you!~ Link:... *writes it down* "Needles doesn't own this" It's in Hylian, But whatever! I'll take it!

Link looked around, astonished at what just happened. He was just about to beat Ikana Canyon when he appeared in this underwater realm. "Woah. These are some weird looking Zoras.." He muttered. Ammy was instantally stoked. "HOLY SHIRANUI!" Ammy gasped. His game was one of the only rivals to hers... But she was one of his fans.. And her own game.. She beat it eighty-three times. Nevertheless, she was hyper.

"Link!" Navi flew down and 'glomped' him. "I haven't seen you since Gannondorf was killed! I was consumed in light, and.." She stopped. A Blonde fairy fluttered out of his hat. "What the-? Who're you? What're you doing to Link? Child Molester!" The blonde on growled. Navi floated back, mouth agap. Ammy got popcorn. "I've always wondered what would happen if they met.." Issun sat down, and joined her in eating the unhealthy corn-stuffz.

Waka asked, knowing the sense of anger.. Of, well.. Women. "Is everything alright, Ma Cherie?" Waka looked at the two fuming fairies. "You little-! Link.. What'ee you doing with another FAIRY? Cheater! Liar! Jerk... WAKA, GET HIM!" Waka looked dumbfounded, an looked to Ammy. She, of course, being a bored Goddess, nodded her head and waved him on. Waka sighed. "It can't be helpped, Young Grasshopper," Link thought, ~Not with the nick names again!~ Waka conituned, "But, Mon Ami and little mon Cherie wishes me to dance with you." Link looked at him. "Uh.. Tatl? Uhm.. Any ideas?"

"Yeah! Beat him up, and then explain that other BLUUEEE fairy!" She snapped. He sighed.

The two men were caught up with women... Note to all people: Women are scary. Obey us and they world will be a better place for everyone.

Issun added, "And if you girls get implants! That'd be alo-" Power Slashed.

Waka drew his flute.

Link drew his sword. "A Flute?"

Waka smiled, "Not just a flute.. PILLOWTALK!" and then it turned to it's awesom flute-saber form.
Link grinned, "Sweet. I haven't fought a human since seven years in the future.. Sakon's not a human.. Just a body with no heart. Full of bombs."
Waka laughed, "I'm no human. I'm from... Ze Moon."

Link twitched.. "Those moon Children were creepy enough.."

Ammy yelled, "On with it!"

So, the battle began.

Waka went flying toward him, full speed, and Link ducked and kicked upward, causing the Blonde man to fly up into the air. He quickly regained himself, and flew down straight at the green boy. Link rolled over and got up. Waka missed his foot by an miimeter- almost touching him. Link tok this moment to stab at the man, and he got his shoulder. Waka jumped back, and then charged. Link was about to block, but Waka easily knocked his shield out of his hand. Waka only got to cut the boy before he went for the shield. His leg was injured, and he started to limp.

"You're a good fighter, Grass Hopper..." Waka said, "Even for one as old as I am, I wonder how much you've been through." Link snickered and replied, "Alot, trust me.. I want to call you Happy Mask. Dunno why." Link shrugged. Waka nodded, "Very well.." and watched as Link's face contorted into a question. "Mind if I use a mask?" Link knew he'd have the upper hand. His ultimate mask, the Feirce Deity's Mask. Waka nodded, "Only if I'm allowed to actually hurt a child such as yourself." Link nodded, "I doubt you'll be able too.." And slid the mask on. He transformed into a huge Literal Deity.

Waka's mouth dropped.

As did everyone elses.

"Oh.. My.. Shiranui... He's Amazing!" Ammy said, squealing. Navi was dumbfounded, "How in the name of Ruto?" Link froze.

"Ruto.. Never say that name again..." Link shuddered.. She came onto him in Lord Jabu-Jabu's Stomache- Or rather.. Right after the poop deck.

Waka laughed, "Let's do this. LEERROOYY JJEENNKINNSSS!" Link Charged, "THIS IS SPARTAA!"

And Epic battle ensued.

Waka jumped onto his sword, and charged at him. Link used his magic to have a beam come screeching out of his sword. It slashed Waka's Robe ,but nothing else. Waka swipped his saber, and got Link's shoulder.. Link was limping, and injured. Waka, only an injury to the shoulder. Link was determined to change that. So, he started to parry all of Waka's attacks. He rolled toward him, and got his hair. Waka growled. "Oh.. No.. You.. Didn't." Link choked," Uh-oh.. Yes.. I.. Did?"

Ammy gasped, as well as Issun. Everyone knew Waka loved his hair. That's why he had princess hair.

Waka pinned Link down, and whispered, "You shouldn't have done that.."

Link took off the mask, and scrambled under his legs. He slashed at his arm, hitting is successfully... But, to his disappontment, Waka was not detuired. Waka slapped the boy, who nearly crapped his pants by hearing that phrase.. Standing over Link, Waka said, "You've met a terrible fate, Haven't you?"

Link snapped, and punched Waka in an uppercut. "You Happy Mask! No WONDER I wanted to call you that!"

They were about to go farther, but Ammy intervened, much to everyon'es surprise.

"Guys, Stop. This has gone far enough. Plus, I'm out of popcorn."

Issun groaned, "Now they're TWO hot Violent babes that are my size! I can't have them BOTH like me!" Thy both punched him. "I think I'm starting to lke you, Tatl." Navi said, grinning. "Same Here, Navi." Tatl smirked. Issun cried.

Waka and Link called a Truce, and promised never to do any of those things to each other agian. "By the way.. Waka?" Navi asked. "Yes, Ma Cherie?" "What about your hair?"

"Oh. It'll grow back in a few seconds. See? There it goes." Waka laughed. Link threw up..