I awoke just in time to see a small wrinkled figure jump out from my window with a small black box. I quickly looked over to the desk nearest to the window and saw that my black box was gone. I quickly threw on whatever clothes were closest to me and grabbed a blaster riffle and my belt and jumped out the window in hot pursuit of the thief. I followed it making no attempt to silence my steps before I reached for the blaster rifle at my side. Damn, I thought. I could see a stream of smoke slowly rise from the barrel of the blaster and I suddenly realized that the thief had sabotaged my equipment. I stopped running and threw the blaster at the ground and just stared at the broken pieces at my feet. Then I suddenly remembered that I had forgotten to take off my blaster pistol and the holster before I fell asleep the night before. I reached for it and rejoined the chase. I took a few shots at the small figure but it just jumped at the sound of fire and the bolt missed every time. I dropped back for 3 seconds hoping to fool the thief into think I had given up. Never give up, NEVER. More words my uncle had taught me that still ringed in my head. I slowly and silently advanced on the perpetrator and saw it had stopped to catch its breath. Crack! Dammit! I had just stepped on a twig lying on the ground and the thief had just bolted away. I took off again and finally I cornered the damned thing and I raised the blaster pistol at aimed at the little thing, an elf I noticed, but just as I had pressed on the firing stud I heard a loud clunk sound. I was out of ammo.
The elf opened the box and screamed "No! It was right here! Damn it!" he reached to his waist and pulled out a metal tube and laughed historically as he dropped the box on the ground. I listened to the soft hum that started as the elf hit the ignition button on the lightsaber, his, no doubt about it. "Now you can't fight your father!" the elf screamed.
I pulled out a vibo-dagger and parried the elf's thrust at me. He took the saber and threw in on the ground the smashed it with a rock and said "Kill me! You can fight no anyway!"
"That's where your wrong" I corrected it "You see, that's not mine."
"Wha-"
"This is mine" I said as I pulled out my own lightsaber. I was perfect in every way; light weight' durable, and good length for someone of my size. I pressed the red ignition button and pressed the blue button and watched the elf stare at the double bladed weapon I held in my hands. I easily flicked my wrist and watched as the elf's body fell in two. "That'll teach anyone to mess with me!" I said aloud.
