Quads kick major butt! Elizabeth's butt even! Hehehe. Alright, I am sure you are anxious to know what happens in this weeks episode of banana-rama. -cough- I mean Will's Twisted Adventure! Llama…
Disclaimer: You think I will say I own POTC, but I don't. And I am not about to go into detail about what I do own, alright? So no own POTC. OC's? Yes. Yes I do.
Chapter Seven:
-THE NUMBER 23-
"Everything you have ever been told is the truth. That's a lie. "
"What?" Will's eyes widened in both confusion and fear. He was traumatized. "But my father is Boostrap Bill. William Turner the first."
Lucifer shook his head, the corners of his mouth still pulled into that grin. "Your real name is not even William."
"Yes it is," Will defended.
"Your real name is Dorian."
Will sat there in silence. Lucifer stood and walked around his desk and behind Will. He placed a hand on Will's shoulder and said, "Your home my son."
Will shook him off stood. "I am not your son!" he growled. "My father was a good man."
"Your father isn't good, let alone a man."
"Stop it!"
"If you don't believe me, recall a memory for me. Tell me about your childhood." Lucifer squeezed his chin.
"I…I can't," Will muttered.
"And why is that?"
"I don't know! I never could. The latest memory I have is when I first met Elizabeth as a child." Elizabeth, he thought. How could you do this to me?
"And do you want to know why?"
Will grunted, not wanting to respond.
"I couldn't risk Him finding out about you after ten years. I set up a fake life for you because there was rumor of a war. But now, now that you are a grown man it is time for you to relearn the real tricks of the trade and join me on my throne. What do you say Dorian?"
Will bit his lower lip in frustration, "My name is not Dorian. It's William. William Penelope Turner."
"Dorian, you are hurting your father." He patted his chest where his heart was sarcastically. "You can't recall any memories of us inflicting terror into humans and heaven?"
Will made his way to the door. "I can handle the hours worth of steps back up to Earth. Goodbye Mr. Satan sir." Before his hand reached the door's metal, Lucifer appeared in front of him shaking a finger.
"That's father to you! And don't you dare walk out on me Mister! I am thee most feared thing throughout Heaven, Earth, and Hell. If you weren't my son, then you would have been imprisoned the moment you stuttered!" he bellowed. Will stepped backwards.
"How do I know this isn't some prank-"
"Prank? PRANK?! You think I waste time on pranks that give me no benefits whatsoever? We have a lot to catch up on Dorian. And you have a lot to learn on respect." He crossed his arms, nostrils flared.
After some silence, Will crossed his own arms and said sternly, "Prove it."
Lucifer broke into a grin and lifted his shirt. With his free arm, he pointed at a birthmark that looked like the number 23. After gaping, Will glanced down at his chest that carried the same birthmark.
"So? Coincidence," he said simply, trying to cover up the defect with his hand.
"That's no coincidence. It's the mark of the Lucifer family. Which at the moment only consists of you and I."
"How is the number 23 a mark of the Lucifer family?"
"What's 2 divided by 3?"
He calculated the problem on his fingers than answered, "0.666."
"666." Lucifer grinned.
"Number of the devil…" Will's eyes dropped to the floor. "But I don't understand," he said, slowly accepting the idea that Lucifer could be his father.
"As I said before, if you stayed here as a child then He would have found out about you and I couldn't lose you! My own devilish son, pardon the pun, but I wanted you to grow up to help rule hell with me. But now that you are grown it doesn't matter if He finds out. All the better if He does. Don't think I would treat anybody else the way I have treated you in the last 15 minutes. Although you sometimes slouch when you stand and stutter, I let that slide because I can retrain you. Then once your training is done you can take your place back on Earth to rule with terror and then we will become more closer in overpowering heaven."
A tear escaped Will's brown eye. Either that or he was just sweating from his eyeballs. "Papa." Will stumbled into Lucifer's arms. The demon lord embraced him.
"My son."
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Well that was EXTREMELY short!!! How touching, a true father and son moment…NOT!
-silence- hmmm…..nothing else to say…..meh….
