Dear Brady

I really really really need help from the love doctor. (you)

I really like this boy but I don't know what to say to him.

Please help!

From Maisie.

P.S attached to this letter are some waffles. E

P.P.S if you could be any mythical creature what would you be and why?

P.P.S tell the trantula people and anyone else plotting to kill you and boomer, they will get an angry werewolf girl and a very angry vampire girl.

Just tell them. You could tell the whole kingdom. Just so they know. Hurt you or boomer, you'll get an angry werewolf girl and an very angry vampire girl.

P.P.P.S I think you and mikalya should go out

So anyways please help me!

Love, maisie.

Maisie,

Yes I love waffles, thank you! I was about to chow down on it, but then Boomer sat on them, and I'm not sitting on anything that had Boomer's butt on it. Yeah, and I like that name: the love doctor. In fact Mikayla just showed her love to me by slapping me in the face when I tried to kiss her. It just shows how much she can't resist me.

Anyway, about your problem, I think you should start what all girls do… flirt. How do I know this? I read a girl's diary. A girl who is not Mikayla.Dang.

If you don't want to flirt, then just be yourself, say what you'd say to a friend, but make it more special, like add a gift. Perhaps this paper sent by a real king? If that person can't accept you for who you are, maybe he isn't who you should try to go out with. But if you're sure of it so much, you can send me another letter for flirting tips. I'm too lazy to write a lot in this letter.

And what's with the angry werewolf and vampire girl? I'm pretty sure I'd be scared of those… I mean, no I wouldn't, Boomer would so… don't bring them here for his sake… he he. Yeah… this letter is getting awkward, so royal letter writer, end this letter.

Oh yes, if I could be any mythical creature I would be… an elf, I think. Then, I could work with Santa! Gifts overload! Bring some to Kinkow!… the skateboard is mine.

Fantasizing… but fantasizing is tiring, so getting ready to fall into bed,

King Brady

P. S. Attached to this letter is Mason's workout video. It's sure to give you some laughs