GOMENASAI GOMENASI GOMENASAI GOMENSAI GOMENASAI GOMENASAI GOMENASAI GOMENASAI GOMENASAI GOMENASAI GOMENASAI GOMENASAI GOOOOOMEEEENAAAASAAAAAIIIII!
I'M SORRY FOR NOT UPDATING! I'M SO SORRY FOR BEING A FAILURE OF AN AUTHOR! I SHOULD JUST GO COMMIT SEPPUKU!
WHEN I WAS IN CHINA, MY AUNTIE TOOK ME HERE AND THERE, PLUS MY GRANDPA GOT LANDED IN THE HOSPITAL AND I HAD TO HELP! SO NO CHOICE HERE!
BUT! I got the Reborn! Colore book, a Hibari tonfa and Tsuna's glove's emblem phone charm, a Yamamoto's Rain Necklace key chain and a HDWM TSUNA IPHONE CASE! Sad that I couldn't go to the Anime con though...bloody traffic...
Hopefully I manage to make it up with a 2784 worded chapter including an omake~~~~ AND ARRRRGHHH! I REPLIED ALL MY REVIEWS ON HERE BUT I DIDN'T SAVE IT AND MY FUCKING COMPUTER WENT FUCKING BESERK! But I'll do my best to (re)answer the reviews :)
RememberTheMuse: I can't wait to type them! And Basil's group already found out. They were the first group to.
NenePasciele: Dude thanks! I love this kind of stories too!
Amanera: Yep, poor poor classmates. And here it is!
Zolazola: Thanks so much! I KNOW RIGHT!
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Ide: Gomenasai! The lunch chapter is already planned out! Gomen!
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Kitren: I WANT TO WRITE MORE REACTIONS! My sadism MUST be infected from Reborn...not that its a bad thing...*smirk* Haha...I know right! And that IS an idea...
Ozora no Hono: I second that! and also...STOP! CUT! CUUUUUT! YOU'RE GONNA SPOIL THE STORY! XDDDDD DDDDDDX
FireRaven99: Sure, thanks.
Ziaw: This is why I'm not very good at ongoing fics...
Guest: I think we ALL do XDDDDD
19Yoshie27: THAT won't be revealed...yet... XDDDD. And...WHY IS THIS FIC SO EASY TO PREDICT!?
Raevi: Now THAT would be awesome...mind if I add that in? The taping thing, I mean :)
brainiebi: Well...I don't think I'll be able to fit that in...but if you want to read something like that, why not check out SkyGem's awesome Summer to Remember?
SaintAir: YOU'RE AWESOME.
Locket Cim: Arigatou gozaimashita! I'm glad they are! And please, don't add -sama...it kinda embarrasses me... PetiteSkylark or Kaede is fine :)
SuzuKHRaddict98:Not yet...many don't believe that Tsuna is the boss. Really?! Imma go read it!
Syrlai: BWAHAHAHA! I love it too! I totally agree! (ditto) I would like there to be payback...but..any suggestions?
27-YUMI-72: It was hilarious!? Yatta!
fionlao: Haha, totes is short for totally. Haha, daijobu...I was like that too...once...Hehe...
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Kyubiko: Yep, but though paperwork are evil, I've always wanted to see what doing paperwork is like... XD
Soul Vrazy: Totes! Of course! Nah. For now, no...
Anello di Tempesta: DITTO. DITTO. DITTO.
DarkenedRose24: That's IF you didn't know any better XDDDDDDD
KyoTsuMu182769: And this is even longer! The rest...well...they are already answered :)
I have bad news...REALLY bad news... KHR IS ENDING ON 12TH NOVEMBER! FUCKING ENDING! THAT'S JUST FUCKING DEPRESSING! I DON'T WANT IT TO END! TTATT *goes to cry in emo corner*
*paper* I now present you to:
Chapter 7: Eventful Lunch
~12:00pm; With Reborn's group~
A rich scent filled the air as birds chirped cheerfully. A shade of clear blue coated the sky, along with fluffs of white clouds and a beaming sun.
A group led by a fedora-wearing infant, who was riding a mini, green, automatic scooter, walked past flowers and bushes that were beautifully taken care of.
Taking their last few steps towards their destination, an elegant sight was visible.
Surrounded by evenly trimmed bushes were 7, round, pristine white with gold tables. The tables were also covered with lace tablecloth, same colours as the table itself. Also, other than the guides' and Reborn's group's table (which had 6 chairs), the other 6 tables were accompanied by 5 chairs.
On top of the round furniture were delicious-looking food, ranging from sandwiches to scones, tarts to shortcakes, sushi to focaccia*.
Claude was currently in sight, pouring the already present group a cup of tea. As the butler finished so, he noticed the staring group and led them each to a seat. "Please enjoy some jasmine tea." The aging man smiled heart-warmingly, however, not easing the students' stiffness from seeing such delicacies.
~12:05pm; 5 minutes later~
Currently, the only conversation occurring was the light chatter between Reborn and Basil about the destinations their groups' had so far visited. "So, Basil, what happened so far?" asked Reborn, perfectly hiding his large amount of curiosity.
The young CEDEF member stayed silent for a while before opening his mouth so speak; however, he was disturbed by a crash.
Looking towards the direction of the noise, three boys in dogeza position was visible, apologising to none other than Lal Mirch. "NOW IF I SEE ANY OF YOU MESSING ABOUT, I WON'T HESITATE TO LAND YOU IN A HOSPITAL!"
Face paling, the teens bowed repeatedly, like how our dear right-hand man used to do (and still does), whilst Hana snickered and Kyoko sweat-dropped.
Sighing, the incomplete Arcobaleno walked over to join her fellow guides. "I swear I'll have their heads one day…" cursed Lal.
Reborn smirked, provoking the blunette, "sucks to be you."
This earned a glare from the other infant, who was itching to punch the Decimo's tutor. "Are you picking a fight with me?"
Said fedora-wearer was then holding his chameleon, Leon, who was ready to transform anytime. "And what if I am?"
Thankfully, Basil stopped the pointless threats the two Arcobalenos were throwing at each other, just in time, leading them back into drinking tea, or in Reborn's case, coffee.
Moments later, Fon's and Lancia's group arrived, adding more tension to the already awkward silence.
But, the lack of noise was getting to Lal's nerves, so she (magically) brought out her rifle and shot it up in the sky. "WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?! FIRST YOU YAP LIKE DOGS, NOW YOU'RE AS SILENT AS A BLOODY TURTLE!"
This snapped the students out of their daze and frightened started their own conversations and took little bites of their 'heavenly' food.
Shortly after Lal's sudden commotion, Reborn re-asked his question. "So, what happened in your tours so far?"
As Basil was the first one to arrive and was also the first one the Sun Arcobaleno asked, he answered first. "Well, after we were dismissed, I took my group to the library, as you had instructed, and…well…they saw the picture and…yeah… After that, we went to the empty offices and guest rooms."
A little smirk adorned the fedora-wearing infant's face. So far so good.
An anime vein appeared on Lal's forehead as she saw the hitman smirk. She had an idea of what she though Reborn was planning, and if she was thinking what he was thinking, she didn't like it; At. All.
Eying the Sun Arcobaleno with suspiciousness, the ex-COMUSBIN member had no choice but to go along with his plan. "I took them to the garage, but that only provoked those boys to drool over the limos… Then I took then to the entertainment room, which I had to drag the three away from, and we just came from the ballroom. Thank god Sasagawa and Kurokawa are well-behaved."
At that, Reborn's smirk drooped a little, never less still smirking, as his group too, has not yet discovered anything about Tsuna. Turning to face Fon, said infant began to speak with a caring smile on his face.
"Well, we headed for the kitchen, which was the same as ever, and then we went to the ballroom. There, I saw Mukuro-kun and Chrome-san, who left me no choice but to tell those teens about Tsunayoshi-san. After, we headed for the empty offices, avoiding ones with people in it." And that ended Fon's turn.
Before Lancia could even say a word, Reborn leapt out of his seat. Milliseconds later, the impact of foot against head could be heard.
"ITAI! R-Reborn? Why did you just kick me?" Spoke Dino, who was rewarded with another kick, on the leg this time.
"Hmpf, you're late, Dame-Dino" smirked the Sun Arcobaleno in victory.
"Ahaha…" Scratching the back of his head awkwardly, the Cavallone Don followed Reborn back to their table whilst Claude led the girls to the remaining table.
Upon sitting down, Reborn asked Lancia to restart what he was going to say. "Lancia, you can speak now."
The ex-Kokuyo member opened his mouth to do so, but was once again disrupted by the clumsy Cavallone Don. "Err… So what were you guys talking about?" Everyone mentally face-palmed as Reborn kicked his ex-student.
"Dame-Dino, it's rude to interrupt when someone's about to speak, didn't your mum teach you that? Or maybe you're just asking for some extra training…" The blonde gulped and went silent. He did not like his ex-tutor's training methods; actually, he doubted if anyone did.
"The empty training rooms were our first stop" Lancia began "though I did not take them to the gun-practice room or the security room. After that, I took them to the roof as you had instructed, Reborn-san. Though before the elevator arrived, one of the students stopped it on floor 4 when an explosion was heard. Turns out that the Lightning guardian threw a grenade inside the Storm guardian's room. After the little meeting we had with the two, we proceeded to the roof where the Shimon Don arrived by helicopter, and that was when I had no choice but to reveal Sawada-san's secret. I apologise for that. Lastly, we went to the kitchen, though no one really paid any attention…" As the mafioso explained the last 3 sentences, an apologetic expression spread across his face.
Pretty much ignoring Lancia's apology, Reborn smirked evilly. Now, the only groups that haven't seen Tsuna are Lal's and his. The Sun Arcobaleno already planned for his group of brats to go to our Decimo's office after lunch, but how will he get his fellow Arcobaleno's group to- bingo.
Just as the fedora-wearer was about to walk to a quiet area, the blunette stopped him. "Where are you going, Reborn? You haven't even mention the destinations you visited."
Said infant answered with a deadpan expression and voice. "Meeting room. Pool. Garage. Phone call. Back in a minute." At that, the devil of a tutor left to find a secluded space to make his call.
~12:40pm; With Reborn~
Settling under some shady trees, Reborn took out his yellow and black iPhone, he immediately pressed the prefect's number. "*beep beep be—click* Hibari, it's me. Since you seem so bored, I'll forc- ask Tsuna to have a duel with you at 3:00pm. But, only under one condition…you have to be present at dinner the whole time."
After a short moment of silence, a "hn" was heard. That same plotting smirk, once again, glued across the infant's face.
"Well then, I'm glad that you have accepted my offer, and I hope you don't go easy on my dame-student. Ciao." And with another click, the infant hung up. Flicking the contacts list up, the fedora-wearer then pressed the name of his current dame student.
"*beep bee—click* Moshi moshi?" A tired voice spoke from the iPhone.
"Dame-Tsuna." Reborn smirked, he could even sense the stiffening of Tsuna's posture upon hearing his voice; must've picked up the phone without looking at the caller ID.
"W-what's wrong, Reborn?" and now he's stuttering.
"Dame-Tsuna, I have organised a deat—spar for you and Hibari."
Just as a 'HIIIEEE' was about to escape, a palm on skin impact could be heard, "s-s-spar? But Reborn! What about all this paperwork?"
Rolling his eyes mentally, the Sun Arcobaleno made a mental note to somehow get rid of Tsuna's stutters in the near future. "Don't worry. The spar is at 3:00pm. Don't be late or else!" And he hung up. This was going to be a great show~
~12:50pm; With the guides~
"Who were you calling?" asked a curious Lal, sensing the aura around the Sun Arcobaleno.
"Oh, no one in particular~" and so the topic was left alone for the time being; nobody wanted to piss of the world's 'greatest' hitman. "Speaking of which, Lal, apparently, the training rooms are free around 3:00pm, why don't you take your group there around then?" Reborn mentioned in an innocent and sickly sweet voice.
If not for all that training, the blunette would've had attempted to punch the fedora-wearer already, but she knew better than to straight out commit suicide. "I guess. But what about Sawada and his guardians?" This time, it was the female infant who smirked inwardly. Now how will Reborn answer to this?
On the other hand, the sadistic baby answered with ease. He had everything planned out, of course. "I already gave Dame-Tsuna a whole metre stack of paperwork. Gokudera would either be in his room or the library. Yamamoto would probably be in his training room or his room. Lambo is either in the entertainment room, kitchen or in his room. Ryohei would be, again, in his room, or in the gym. Mukuro and Chrome, I have no idea, but Chrome'll take care of Mukuro. Hibari hates crowds, so you won't be seeing him, probably."
Eyebrow twitching, Lal nodded in defeat. Who knew the hitman had so many tricks up his sleeves?
~12:20pm; Time rewind, with the students~
The shout from Lal woke the students up from their little daze, scaring the crap out of them, and is that a rifle? Thankfully, the group of 15-16 year-olds weren't suicidal, so they never asked any excessive questions.
Taking a few bites from the food, a blissful expression spread across their faces. The shortcakes melted in their mouths, the sushi and sandwiches didn't disturb the delicate taste of the jasmine tea, the focaccia's dough was golden brown, indicating that it was baked perfectly, and the scones were crispy on the outside, soft on the inside.
Everything was brilliant.
After that 10-15 minutes or so of taste-testing everything, chatter started to take over. Of course, during all this, Basil's, Fon's and Lancia's group started discussing the true identity of their so-called 'dame classmate', and soon, the words got to the other two groups.
Many were unbelieving, some were shocked, some believed it was a joke. I mean, there's no way Dame-Tsuna, the one who failed at everything, is the next Vongola Boss, that's just ridiculous! He can't even do basic maths equation or speak basic English! But…five sixths of the class has already announced it true, but still! This is Dame-Tsuna we're talking about!
~12:35pm; With Reborn's group~
"Oi, do you think it's true? That Sawada's the next boss of the Vongola?" asked the shocked Ryou. If this was a joke, it wasn't funny.
"Pfff. How can someone like Dame-Tsuna be the boss of something as great as this?" Sneered Nezu. Clearly, he was one of the people who didn't believe any of this nonsense.
"But everyone else said so! They say they heard it from the guides!" Argued back Ryou.
Shumuji Mamoru, a bronze-haired, snickered. "Pfff, dude, he's Dame-Tsuna! He fails at everything!"
The brunette was about to reply with another reasoning, but chose to keep silent. Maybe his group too would find out the truth soon.
Ryou actually didn't dislike Tsuna in any way. He didn't bully him, but he didn't help him either, so hearing that his no-good classmate has such a position, he's a bit shocked, really.
~12:40pm; With Lal's group~
For a moment after the spread of 'rumours', a pregnant silence filled the table of Lal's group of students. The silence, however, was interrupted by a loud laugh.
"AHAHAHAHAHA!" Burst out Osamu, one of Tsuna's main bullies, who was clutching his stomach and was laughing so hard that tears were at the corner of his eyes. "D-DAME-TSUNA! A BOSS! BWHAHAHAHA! THAT'S HILARIOUS! WHAT'S NEXT? YAMAMOTO'S A PART OF THE MAFIA? AHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
For a moment, every single table stopped their conversations and stared at the crazy laughs, whilst some Yamamoto fangirls glared at the black-haired for 'making fun' of their idol.
Noticing the stares, Osamu stopped abruptly and flushed a little, staring at his food.
After the chatter returned to the area, another guy at the table spoke up. "Dude, although I agree with you, that was a little crazy." Spoke Nakamura Hiroshi lazily, running a hand through his hair.
Osamu laughed awkwardly, "Ahaha…guess I went ove-"
"VOOOOOOOIIIIII! WHERE'S THE WIMPY BRAT AND HIS SHITTY GUARDIANS?" Out of nowhere, a certain Varia member screamed, hurting many eardrums.
Moments later, a man (or was it a woman?) appeared from behind some trees, glaring at the present students and also scaring the shit out of them. "VOIIII! WHO'RE THESE TRASH?!"
An anime vein popped as Lal stood up in her seat and yelled at the screaming man. "BASTARD! SHUT THE FUCK UP BEFORE I BLOW YOUR TINY BRAIN INTO LITTLE PIECES!"
In return, an anime vein also popped up on Squalo's head. "VOII! BITCH! DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!"
And BAM, a bullet lodged itself in the ground, possibly a metre deep, and a squeaky voice threatened. "Shut up, unless you want to be shitting bullets all day." Squalo and Lal immediately shut up. They did not want to make the world's strongest hitman angry.
As the noise reduced, another figure appeared, and it was none other than Gokudera Hayato. Now, as mention before, he was wearing a suit with a red dress shirt. This, appealed to practically all the female population, minus the people who had already seen him earlier.
"You shark bastard! What the fuck are you doing here?" growled an angry Gokudera.
"VOOII! Nono asked my fucking boss to accompany him to Japan, but the bastard refused and forced me to come instead!"
Hearing this, Reborn spoke up, voice laced with annoyingness after hearing the two speak louder. "Nono's here? Already?"
Squalo then replied in a surprisingly normal volume. "Yeah. He went to the guest rooms to rest. He said he'll be there for dinner, though." Nodding, the fedora-wearer heard a cheerful voice approaching.
"Haha! It really is Squalo!" Exclaimed a certain baseball player, grinning like no tomorrow.
"VOIII! YOU BRAT! YOU HAVEN'T BEEN SLACKING OFF HAVE YOU?" Shouted said Varia member.
Laughing, Yamamoto spoke again, completely unaware that every single student (plus teacher) was staring at the baseball star, who was wearing a suit and blue dress shirt with the tie hanging loose around his neck, as if he's grew a second head. "Haha! Nope, I haven't! And speaking of which, would you spar with me for a while?"
Before the long-haired man could reply, Gokudera butted in. "Yakyuu-baka! You should be doing your paperwork!"
Tilting his head, Yamamoto looked at his fellow guardians with a confused face. "Paperwork? I didn't get any paperwork." And thus, the usual one-sided argument started between the pair.
~1:00pm; 15 minutes since the bickering started~
"VOOOOIIIII! VOOOOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIIIIII! DON'T IGNORE ME YOU BRAT! ARE WE GONNA GO SPAR OR WHAT?" screeched Squalo.
"SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU BRATS!" screamed Lal.
"HAHA! IS THIS A GAME TO SEE WHO SHOUTS THE LOUDEST?" laughed Yamamoto.
"YOU STUPID YAKYUU-BAKA! FOR THE BILLIONTH TIME, ITS NOT A FUCKING GAME!" yelled Gokudera.
Then, a gunshot. "SHUT UP BEFORE I SHOOT YOUR TINY BRAIN!" squeaked Reborn, this has gone on for far enough. Again, silence took over, many thinking that they were doomed and some even writing a mental death wish.
"Squalo and Yamamoto. Go spar or whatnot. Gokudera, go and report this to your boss. Lal and everyone else, shut up and eat." At these simple sentences, Yamamoto, Squalo and Gokudera zoomed out of sight before you can even say 'shit'.
Satisfied, the Sun Arcobaleno went back to sipping his well-brewed coffee. For the rest of lunch, not a sound was heard except for some chewing, sneezing and coughing. By now, everyone's learnt to never ever piss off the sadistic baby.
~Omake~
"VOOOOOOOIIIIII! WHERE'S THE WIMPY BRAT AND HIS SHITTY GUARDIANS?"
"Haha! Squalo's here? Maybe he'll teach me more sword skills~"
"HIIIIIEEEE! WHY IS SQUALO HERE?"
"That bastard…he dare set foot here…I'll blow him to smither- *ring ring* J-Juudaime? What do you need? You want me to go find that shark bas- I mean the Varia guy and ask him why he's here? Ok Juudaime! Anything for you!"
"*Lollipop falls on ground* GUPYA! LAMBO-SAN'S CANDY! WAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
"TO THE EXTREMEEEEEEEE!"
"Hn."
"Kufufufu…why's that sharky here? Do you know, my dear Chrome?"
"Mukuro-sama, I don't know. Now please finish your paperwork…"
How was it? Was it acceptable? _ After that 6 weeks or so, is it still ok?
Bonus: Guess who the people in the omake are XDDDDDDD
Due to this stupid plot bunny, I'm currently typing yet another fic. Hopefully, this one too will be ongoing. When I'm more confident about it, I'll post it! :)
Also, I've made some 'minor' changes to the previous chapters, though they are KINDA noticeable... How 'bout this, I'll post the 'changes' as the next chapter but I'll delete it when I post chapter 8. Sounds good? :)
Lastly, from now on, I'll probably only update once every 1-2 weeks, cause the school year is coming to an end and I HAVE SO MANY GOD DAMNED ASSIGNMENTS! GAAHHHHHHHHHH!
Well minna. Ciao for now and please REVIEW!
