"The prisoner ha-!" was all that could be heard from an unsuspecting ugly canine as I slammed his face into the wall with enough force to shatter his skull, effectively killing him.

The others stopped what they were doing and stared at me in sheer anger as they surrounded me and drew various weapons like scimitars and daggers while the smaller ones used their claws while shouting drunken insults at me.

Suddenly I charged at the smallest one without any warning and gave a swift uppercut to his jaw and in the nick of time I had slipped away from another runt lunging at me and delivered a devastating kick to his stomach causing him to cough up a mixture of blood and his lunch while someone wrapped his arms around me and lifted me in the air with only my legs unrestricted as another canine took this opportunity to try and impale me with his scimitar as he then sprinted towards me with it gripped tightly in both hands.

Thinking quickly, I grabbed the blade with both feet and pulled it out of his grip and with the adrenaline still pumping through my body, I slammed the blade in my would be captors crotch, ripped myself out of his grip and leaped at my executer and twisted his skull in such a position that it would be broken and jumped off of his body.

Looking around I saw that they were all effectively horrified by my performance because of one savoury quote a random canine shouted out before they all ran out the room.

"Feckin' run boys if yew wanna to keep yer junk!" was all that was heard before they stormed out the door, I didn't chase them because they didn't pose any threat to me.

According to my suit, my gear was located approximately two hundred metres away from me which meant I had to get moving otherwise I may need to ruin more than a guys chances of having children.

Shaking my head at my own joke, I started sprinting towards my gear as I vaulted over various canines and animals as I didn't bother dealing with them but I can't understand one thing, why did they build these rooms out of wood and not durasteel forma alloy?

Suddenly the sound of an explosive was heard as a dark ball of fire smashed through the room I was in, making a massive hole in the floor as the corrupted fire continued to burn furiously, I wasn't going to be intimidated by the gap in the floor even if it was roughly fifteen metres wide and now that when I think about, below the gap was an endless orange sea with clouds dotting it.

I'm successfully intimidated now but that isn't going to stop me grabbing my weapons so I looked behind me to see a group of canines charging at me and I swear I heard a lightbulb in my head when I thought of the best plan involving the canines as they then stopped at the entrance, ready to strike me down however this was all part of the plan as I gave them the 'come and get it' gesture and one runt took the bait as he threw himself at me with the rest following pursuit.

Suddenly I grabbed him by the chest as I tried to throw him over the gap however he simply didn't make the cut and fell in the gap and to his demise in the ocean, eh I still had six more tries until another group of canines magically find me.

Dodging one of the fatter ones slower and clumsy attack, I twisted my body around to preform a spin hook kick aimed at his head which knocked him out cold as a more tinier canine charged with both of his claws ready to shred me apart...if his tiny claws managed to even puncture my suit that is because his attacks rebounded off my body because of some sort of red energy coating my body, I guessed it was an energy shield so I didn't waste time grabbing this one and chucked him over the gap and this time with success as I then promptly avoided an overheard scimitar slash.

I didn't want to test my energy shielding on those weapons though so I used my switch teleport trick on that random canine and sure enough we swapped places and he was now with the rest of his comrades.

"What the fok?" one of them questioned as I then ran up the stairs to where I would get my weapons however I was blocked by some timber door.

Putting my freakishly inhuman strength to work, I kicked it open and made my way into the dark room and suddenly a feminine voice was heard, giggling.

"Oh it is the sleepy tin man, looking for your weapons? I have 'em" the unrevealed voice said in some sort of taunting manner as a gilden arrow from my bow dug into the wood next to me.

"I quite enjoy these things, I might prefer this strange looking bow over my daggers, even elves can't match the craftsmanship of these weapons, so efficient for killing and beautiful at the same time" she said before showing her true form as the entire room light up with candles as she then fell down from the roof and landed on her feet.

On each of her hips were two daggers that were unmistakably and she was a more pure looking version of the canines, almost feline actually as she had a lithe yet muscular body at the same time which means she was built for combat and was also obviously built for speed and agility as she also chose weapons built for her style, such as my bow and random daggers, her fur was copper brown and had clothing covering the most private parts of her body.

"What, cat got your tongue? by now you should be saying 'give me my weapons back' or something most hero types say...you're boring you know that?" she said while making a mock pout face as I continued to say nothing but assess the situation and I am not going to lie, those daggers would look good on me.

Suddenly the head of a massive birdlike monster smashed through the area as splinters, shattered glass and flames filled the area and while she was taken aback by this, I leaped into the air and kicked her straight in the teeth with both of my feet and I'm pretty sure she was just knocked out considering what just happened and next minute I was taking my bow back and 'her' daggers that she probably stole from some Orokin temple or tomb that she shouldn't be exploring anyway.

I know for one thing though that the fecal matter was going to hit the fan and I wonder how my purple scaly friend was going to fare considering all I see flying bats and a massive bird thing in the air and they were tearing through the whole airborne canine flotilla and I need to find my double bladed staff back though I had some pretty cool daggers to make up for it in the time being.

((Sorry for taking a while, I probably done goofed by starting on two stories))