Chapter 6
Xena's POV
"Remind me again what we're doing in Mystic Falls," I said. I was so bored. All I wanted was to go home.
"We're going to destroy any and all chances of happiness Stefan Salvatore may have," David said.
"Remind me again why," I said, still bored. I hated this little town. Ugh, it was like a blast from the Confederate past. Bo-ring.
"He turned me into a blood-sucking creature of the night, killed my fiancé, and MURDERED MY ENTIRE FAMILY!" David ended with a yell. I rolled my eyes. David could be so dramatic.
"Look, Zee-Zee, I just want him to feel the pain I felt when he did that to me," David said.
"Alright…" I said, as he kissed me.
"Love you, babe," he said
"I love you too," I replied.
"How are we ruining his after-life?" I asked, meaning Stefan.
"Well, for one thing I hit his human girlfriend with a car-"
"Wait a sec! The horrible, evil, bloodthirsty vampire you hate has a human girlfriend? What is this… Twilight?" I said. Oy vey.
"He's evil!" David insisted, sounding like a child telling his mother that there were monsters under his bed.
"Yes, because all evil vampires have human girlfriends," I snorted.
"Xena, she looked like Katherine Pierce," David said.
"What?" I said at the mention of my mother.
"Katerina? How is that possible?" I asked franticly.
"Xena Petrova, I believe it's time to pay your dear old Mumsy a visit," David said.
A/N: Thanks to Cutieface97 for the wonderful idea of naming David's girlfriend Xena, it was just what I was looking for!
