Chapter 6

Xena's POV

"Remind me again what we're doing in Mystic Falls," I said. I was so bored. All I wanted was to go home.

"We're going to destroy any and all chances of happiness Stefan Salvatore may have," David said.

"Remind me again why," I said, still bored. I hated this little town. Ugh, it was like a blast from the Confederate past. Bo-ring.

"He turned me into a blood-sucking creature of the night, killed my fiancé, and MURDERED MY ENTIRE FAMILY!" David ended with a yell. I rolled my eyes. David could be so dramatic.

"Look, Zee-Zee, I just want him to feel the pain I felt when he did that to me," David said.

"Alright…" I said, as he kissed me.

"Love you, babe," he said

"I love you too," I replied.

"How are we ruining his after-life?" I asked, meaning Stefan.

"Well, for one thing I hit his human girlfriend with a car-"

"Wait a sec! The horrible, evil, bloodthirsty vampire you hate has a human girlfriend? What is this… Twilight?" I said. Oy vey.

"He's evil!" David insisted, sounding like a child telling his mother that there were monsters under his bed.

"Yes, because all evil vampires have human girlfriends," I snorted.

"Xena, she looked like Katherine Pierce," David said.

"What?" I said at the mention of my mother.

"Katerina? How is that possible?" I asked franticly.

"Xena Petrova, I believe it's time to pay your dear old Mumsy a visit," David said.

A/N: Thanks to Cutieface97 for the wonderful idea of naming David's girlfriend Xena, it was just what I was looking for!