Okay! First off, let me announce some changes in the commetators. Of course I let icethroat21 agree first! Brackenfurlover will get to be the commentator for this chappy, since she was the one who suggested it! Thank you icethroat21 for letting her be the commentator! Jayfeather Fan19 will be the commentator for the next allegiances chapter, since icethroat21 wants to be in a sport one. *gives both icethroat21 and Jayfeather Fan19 Jayfeather plushies xD* And the one who reviewed first saying the two vocab words is... icethroat21 AGAIN!! She gets a Fangflash and Onewhisker plushie! Also, I'd like to thank all my reviewers! *gasps* WE REACHED OVER THIRTY REVIEWS!!!! And as for the plushie sets~~ Silverstorm of RiverClan gets the set of Blackclaw, Beechfur, Dawnflower, Dapplenose, and MINNOWPAW! Unfortunately I cannot give ashe the second plushie set, cuz ashe needs to GET AN ACCOUNT FIRST!! So brackenfurlover will get the ThunderClan set! Don't worry brackenfurlover, I know you hate Squirrelflight and Sandstorm, so you can throw them away and keep Brackenfur, Thornclaw, and Foxpaw. :) And our enthusiastic ICETHROAT21 gets plushies AGAINN. She gets the SkyClan set of Sharpclaw, Sparrowpelt, Cherrytail, Petalnose, and Sagepaw. Jayfeather Fan19 gets the ShadowClan set of Tigerheart, Rowanclaw, Russetfur, Smokefoot, and Olivepaw. :D And last but not least, our Nightshimmer gets the not-so-awesome WindClan set: fat Heathertail, three-timer Crowfeather, lousy Nightcloud, dumb Breezepelt, and Ashfoot/star! Hope you like your plushies! (sorry for the long author note) HERE!
POLE VAULTING
A blue-gray she-cat with white chest and blue eyes walks onto the stage, along with a ginger she-cat with white patches, a white tail, and amber eyes. A tortoiseshell-and-white she-cat with blood-red eyes zooms in front of them and starts the show.
???: Hellllllllo everyone! I AM THE GUEST COMMENTATOR! My name is Dapplesong! BRACKENFUR, ARE YOU WATCHING ME?!
Sorreltail: Brackenfur, who IS SHE?! *in shock*
Brackenfur: o.O I have no idea.
Rainpath *shrugs*: Sorry for this extra hyper and crazy cat... Her name is Dapplesong and she is our one-day commentator today--
Dapplesong: I already introduced myself!
Swifttail *sighs*: Well, let us start. We are going to re-introduce the contestants--
Dapplesong: LOOK! There's my Brackenfur's Clan's contestant! He is *vomits* stupid Brambleclaw! (brackenfurlover, I even studied your profile to capture your personality. I hope you're okay with this.)
Rainpath: Erm... o.O Anyways, my awesome Clan RiverClan's contestant is Pinefur. She's not very happy...
Swifttail: WindClan sent out Whitetail, who just finished sitting vigil for Onestar. o.O
Dapplesong: ShadowClan... hehe... I like that Clan *snickers*... Many cats in ShadowClan tried to kill Firestar *glances around* N-nothing! Well, ShadowClan has cool Tawnypelt up!! *grabs catmint quickly*
Rainpath: And-- not my catmint! *gets into catfight with Dapplesong*
Swifttail: o_O Okay... Well, I'll help Rainpath talk. SkyClan sent out Leafstar. They have a pretty high chance on winning this. And BloodClan sent Murk, the creepy big cat!
Dapplesong *pushes herself out of catfight with catmint in mouth*: Yup! Let us begin!
Dalalalala! Thank StarClan Sandstorm is back! Her daughter doesn't have her talent after all!!
Today our referee is Snowheart, Rainpath and Swifttail's friend. That's why she's a referee!
Tawnypelt: FLUFF! You guys suck at picking ref-- *stops talking after receiving sharp glare from Rainpath and Swifttail's body guards, Espeon and Pikachu*
Also, in addition for this sport, we have three "judges", Sol, Ravenpaw, and Jingo. (loners :P)
The rule is for each contestant to take turns running, jump onto the spring, spring up (add any trick), and jump over the pole, landing any way you want. This is a very free sport, and the contestants can add any additional tricks and actions such as spins in mid-air, etc. to get extra points. The highest total score a performance can possibly get is 30, meaning the highest score a judge can give is 10.
The pole vaulting contest takes place in a big sandy clearing, and we've placed a running track, a spring, and poles (the kind you have for High Jump) for the jumping. The contestant who earns the highest score will win for their Clan.
Snowheart blows the whistle!
Dapplesong: First off is *spits* our mousebrained Brambleclaw. BOO!
Brambleclaw *takes deep breath*: Are you watching me, Squirrelflight?
Squirrelflight: YESSS I AM!!
Rainpath: Okay. Brambleclaw has stepped onto the track. He is racing with an exceptional speed... now he gracefully dives for the spring, and springs upward. Wow, he just made an amazing mid-air 360 degrees spin (no duh is that fake huh?)! But would he cross the pole? Yes! He went over the pole! Now if he lands elegantly, he may get a perfect sc-- HAHAHA! LOOK AT THAT CLUMSY AND SLOW LANDING ON HIS CHIN!
Audience bursts into laughter and Squirrelflight is embarrassed of her stupid mate.
Squirrelflight *slaps Brambleclaw*: If only I wasn't watching you!
Swifttail: What is your opinion, judges?
Sol: Remarkable leap, stunning spin, atrocious landing. I'd say a 6.5.
Swifttail: o.O Oh well! Don't worry Brambleclaw, 6.5 is like the highest score Sol's ever given!
Jingo: *claps paws enthusiastically*: Well done, Brambleclaw! Your spin absolutely made my eyes drop out. *eyes drop out* OH FLUFF! It's supposed to be an expression! Well, anyways, I give you a 7.5.
Swifttail *sniff sniff*: We will sit vigil for Jingo's eyeballs tonight... Well, that was dumb. Good job Brambleclaw! 7.5 is somewhat impressive!
Ravenpaw: Dude, you did great, Brambleclaw. It was an utterly lovely spin... I was about to cry because you were doing such a good job, until you landed like that! *laughs* Still, I give you a 7!
Swifttail: Okay, so that adds up to... *spends forever counting what 6.5+7.5+7 equals*
Dapplesong *rolls eyes*: Erm... duh? It's--
Rainpath: 21!
Dapplesong *grunts*: Know-it-all. *grabs Brackenfur again* RIGHT, BRACKENFUR??
Brackenfur: o.O
Rainpath: Well, anyways, next up is..... Pinefur!
Pinefur: Good luck to me... -_-|||
Dapplesong: Pinefur is starting to build speed... she's not that good on land, since she's a RiverClan cat. She pounces! She makes a lovely 180 degrees double spin! And springs upward! Will she cross the pole? Aww! She collapsed on the pole! Judges, what score will she get?
Sol: You were slow, clumsy, but your spin was very successful and stunning. 180 degrees double spin is hard to do and lacks good flexibility, and you did it easily. However, you collapsed on the pole, so I had to give you a 6.
Jingo: You nearly made my jaw drop off my face when you spinned that wonderful double spin! Of course, I didn't see it, but I heard Dapplesong describe it and it's simply amazing! *jaw drops off face* Oh GOD! How come whenever I use an expression-- ugh, never mind. I give you a 6.5!
Swifttail: Apparently, Pinefur's jump wasn't the best. But of course, it is hard to have a perfect landing.
Ravenpaw: Allow me to speak now, dude. Pinefur, you did a good job, man, and I really loved ya spin, but you didn't cross the pole, and that was lame. So dawg, I give you a 5.5. Sorry, folks.
Swifttail: Why! This time, Ravenpaw is actually meaner than Sol! WOOT! So Pinefur gets-- er-- she gets-- well, hmm... *gets calculator* OH! She gets an 18!
Rainpath: Don't worry fellow reviewers, I will sign her up for a math class.
Dapplesong *chews catmint*: Next up is WindClan's Whitetail!
Whitetail *bouncing up and down*: I can do it! I can do it! I know I can! I hope I can!
Rainpath *reaches feebly for catmint, but resists temptation* : And now, Whitetail is taking deep breaths... she races off! Wow, that cat is fast! With her white tail (get it? WHITE TAIL! Me: That was lame, Rainpath. Rainpath: OH SHUT UP!) trailing behind her! Now she pounces onto the spring, and boing! She is so high up in the sky! Whoa. She spinned three times with her tail spinning like a white tornado! Her name shouldn't be Whitetail, it should be Whitewind or Whitetornado! (Me: That is just even lamer!) Shut up! Anyways. Amazing! She landed flexibly and gracefully after a last 360 degrees triple spin. She must get the highest score!
Sol: You're supposed to get 10, but I envy you because you're better than me at this. So I'm gonna have to give you a 9.
Whitetail: What the fluff...
Swifttail *sighs*: Sorry, he's just like that.
Jingo: If I didn't learn from my previous experiences, I would've said your simply stunning and remarkable performance made my ears fall. *ears fall* Oh great. Can I use any way to say you stunned me again? Well, I give you a 10!
Swifttail: WOOT! Our first 10! Can't believe it's WindClan... You didn't need to leap high like SkyClan after all to be good!
Ravenpaw: Dude... you rocked my socks... Whatever socks are. Just a term. It was simply fabulous, but dude, I get bored of spins! Just spins! If you did more tricks, I would give ya a nice little 10, but no, can't do that, dude. So you get 9. Sorry, sorry. But dude, that's not cool. Really.
Swifttail: Stop saying dude, Ravenpaw, you're bugging me. *lifts flamethrower threateningly* Anyways! So 10+9+9 can only equal to... erm...
Rainpath *shakes head*: This is the easiest math problem yet... It's 28, DUH!
Swifttail: Oh yeah. I knew that!
Dapplesong: Yeah right. Okay, so now it's time for the Clan that hates Firestar! Yippee! *grabs Brackenfur* Rightttt, Brackenfur?
Brackenfur: Wow, stop it please. I never knew I was so attractive...
Rainpath: Don't be a narcissist! Well, time for Tawnypelt! She's upppp!!
Tawnypelt *Glares at Blackstar*: Remember, Blackstar... that I will always remember this! *fur bristles defiantly*
Rainpath *points flamethrower at Tawnypelt*: Hello, missy, if you don't start doing it now, we're gonna have to burn you into ashes.
Ashstar: Yeah! Like Onestar was by Fangflash!
Fangflash smirks while watching the show.
Dapplesong: So now, Tawnypelt steps onto the tracks... and begins running! Boy, I never knew she was so slow. Oh! She finally reached the spring, and she dives for it, springs upward! Now look at that amazing spin and dive! Tawnypelt's brought a new trick to us, she has placed her paws down, she crossed the pole, and she landed on her forepaws, then she back-flips (I know, so impossible, but so? Everything here is impossible anyways.) and lands gracefully! Lovelay!
Snowheart *flicks tail*: What you say, judges?
Sol: What can I say? Simply wow! However, since I hold a grudge against ShadowClan for driving me out, I have to give you a 9.
Tawnypelt: What the fluff? How can it be your personal grudges? How--
Swifttail *lifts flamethrower again*: Remember, Tawnypelt, that we suck at choosing judges and refs... so be that way!
Jingo: Now, it was amazing. I have to watch out of my body parts all collapse! Seriously, you were cool. I give you a 10! Duh? *body parts collapse* Please, next time remind me not to talk about myself collapsing again.
The Cutters remove Jingo from the judge's seat. Now here's our new judge in Jingo's place, Princess!
Swifttail: Erm, so Jingo's up for a medical surgery.
Firestar: Princess! How did you--
Ravenpaw *interrupts Firestar by giving him a duh-she-used-the-atomic-teleport-pad glare*: Jingo was right. Simply amazing. You also made me happy, you did a new trick. However, you were very slow and inelegant when running, so I must give you a 9.5.
Swifttail: So, so... erm, that equals to...
Rainpath *sighs*: This is so easy! It's 0.5 more than Whitetail's score, so what is it?
Swifttail *ears twitches*: Hmm? Is it 16?
Dapplesong: MOUSEBRAIN! It's 28.5 OF COURSE!
Swifttail: Oh, yeah, I know!
Rainpath and Dapplesong: *sighs immensely*
Dapplesong: Let us continue. Now, here is our... SkyClan! They are the most expected winners of today! They--
Leafstar: We would like to extend our performance till after BloodClan to perform a special surprise.
Dapplesong *curls lip*: Oh really? Inttteresting... Okay then. MURK WILL GO UP!
Murk: Okay, I know I can win this...
Scourge: Not you know, you must! If you don't win, I will rip you into shreds like Marigold was! Or at least be second or third place! Get me a medal, get me some points! *growls intimidatingly*
Murk: Y-yes, Scourge!
Rainpath: And so! Murk begins to race... oh! He trips! And rolls! And bounces onto the spring! OMG! HE SPRANG UPWARD! AND HE SPINNED AROUND TWELVE TIMES ON ACCIDENT?! NOW YOU'RE TELLING ME HE'S STANDING WITH HIS BACK PAWS WHEN HE LANDED? AND NOW... HE TWISTED AROUND AND SHRIEKD LIKE A KIT? OMG! OMG! BloodClan is sure going to be SOMETHING today! JUDGES!
Sol: Lucky. But amazing. 10.
Princess: What can I say? A straight 10.
Ravenpaw: That was cool, man. But it is luck after all. I'll have to say 9.
Swifttail *gapes*: Whoa. whoa. WHOA! So that's 10,109!
Rainpath *growls*: You still don't know addition? You don't add the numbers like that! *sighs* Well, amazing. Murk got 29! The highest score so far!
Dapplesong *rubs paws together*: And now, as for SkyClan's "surprise"?
Rainpath: LEAFSTAR!! She steps onto the tracks... and runs in an astounding speed... and jumps onto the spring while twirling in mid-air! LOVELY! And now, springs upward, SO HIGH! Amazing... And OMG! Look! She spinned FIFTEEN times and gave Sharpclaw a quick airy kiss, then laughed hysterically when the SkyClan apprentices cheered for her, and--
--Inside Leafstar's Mind--
Muahahaha! I will so win this! MUAHAHA! SkyClan will pwn every Clan's butts! And I am so awesome! I mean, seriously, I ROCK! HAHA!
--Leafstar's Jump--
Rainpath: Huh? How come Leafstar seems out of her mind? She--
THUMP.
Leafstar landed on her head. Oh, fluff, another medical surgery needed...
Dapplesong bursts into laughter.
The upset Sagepaw *launching rocket at Icethroat*, Mintpaw, Bouncetail, Rockfall, and Tinycloud: LEAFSTAR SUCKS!
Sol: Amazing start, lame end. Endings leave my impression. So 5.
Princess: Oh, are you okay?! How can you hurt yourself like that? It is unacceptable! You can only get 0 when I see you injure yourself!!
Ravenpaw: Cool tricks, but the way you landed-- so not cool, man. Highest score I can give has gotta be 6.
Rainpath and Dapplesong: Swifttail, we expect you to be able to count that...
Swifttail: 56? 65? 605? 506? AM I RIGHT?!
Rainpath and Dapplesong *sighs*: NO! IT'S 11!
Swifttail *scratches head*: That's weird...
Dapplesong: You're weird!
Dalalalala!Sandstorm blows the trumpet. BEEP! Snowheart blows the whistle.
Dapplesong: So after all, BloodClan, the least expected, won. Here are the results!
Da Resultes:
1ST PLACE~ MURK (OMG OMG OMG) He receives a gold medal from Scourge, the representative of BloodClanClan. BloodClan gets three points!
2ND PLACE~ TAWNYPELT (? The world is messed up) She receives a silver medal from Blackstar, the representative of ShadowClan. ShadowClan receives two points!
3RD PLACE~ WHITETAIL------ She receives a bronze medal from ASHstar, the representative of WindClan. WindClan earns one point.
The Rankings of the Clans now:
Here are the new rankings now!!
1st Place ShadowClan with Five Points
2nd Place Tied--- ThunderClan----SkyClan----RiverClan----BloodClan with Three Points
3rd Place WindClan with One Point
Rainpath: Stunned? Well, that's the way it goes! See you next time, and let us thank our one-day commentator Dapplesong WHO ATE UP ALL MY CATMINT!
Swifttail *sighs*: I need to get a math class!
Dapplesong: Bye bye, folks! *winks at Brackenfur*
Brackenfur: *shudders*
Rainpath and Swifttail: o.O Well, see ya!!
Hope you guys liked it! Especially you, brackenfurlover! The next sport, I decided, will be FIGHTING! So it's more realistic :) Anyhu~~ first to review gets a Brackenfur plushie! Second reviewer gets a Dapplesong plushie! Third reviewer gets a Sorreltail plushie! Keep reviewing! I know I know, I LOVE GIVING OUT PLUSHIES! PLUSHIES YAY!! *hugs Rainkit plushie* I hope you liked this super long chapter!! OMG!! nearly 3000 words!!
