11/5/16: I updated and inserted the episode of when Gideon appears. Just a heads up.


Next chapter is here. I would like to thank everyone who has seen this and followed, gave me feedback and favorited. I also have to say that updates for this and my other stories will depend, mainly on my top priority of College.

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I also would like to give you a heads up about my drawing's because I'm not the best artist so it might not look good.

Also for this the names of Dipper and Mabel are Lucas and Lyra while their original names are their nicknames, even though Dipper had a real name but I think it was Mason. Just wanted to give you all a heads up for those of you who are new to this.

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The Inconveniencing

Dipper was reading his Journal while everyone else was doing something else either in the gift shop, or off somewhere else. Mabel was sitting on a spinning globe while Lynn was practicing her soccer skills next to her.

"Mabel, Lynn, do you guys believe in ghosts?"

"Besides Lucy, no." Lynn said.

"I believe you're a big dork!" Mabel said.

"Ha! Yeah, the biggest." Lynn said and Mabel giggled.

Dipper casually put a pencil he had on the globe Mabel was on, making it stop and she fell off and landed on Lynn.

Dipper chuckled but got hit by a Soccer ball, which was thrown by Lynn and fell on the floor. He knew he should have realized his sister would retaliate, not as bad as Lola would but with Lynn, it usually involved either getting punched with her killer right hook or a ball of sorts hitting a body part.

"Wow, Luke, you should've kept your eye on the ball." Luan said and everyone laughed.

"Yeah, yeah, very funny." Dipper said and dusted himself off.

Stan came from outside and said," Soos! Wendy!"

Soos ran up a little, panting and said," What's up, Mr. Pines!"

"I'm headin' out. You two are gonna wash the bathrooms, right?"

"Yes, sir!"

"Absolutely not!"

"Ha, Ha! Lana, Lori, and… Luna. You're on bathroom duty with Soos."

"Yes!"

"EW!"

"Grody!"

"Enough. Get going. The rest of you, do what you were doing earlier." Grunkle Stan said and left.

The two unhappy Loud siblings grumbled and went outside with Soos and Lana.

"Hey guys! What's this?" Wendy said and unveiled a curtain, and a ladder was behind it. "A secret ladder to the roof?"

"Didn't Grunkle Stan say you have to clean the bathrooms?" Lynn asked.

Wendy shrugged and said in a joking tone," What's the matter Loud, chicken?"

Lynn knew she was joking and said in fake serious tone and said," I'm no chicken, Corduroy."

"Can we actually go up there?" Dipper asked.

Lynn lightly punched her brother and said," C'mon Luke! Don't be chicken!"

Wendy smirked and then smiled and said," C'mon then. Roof time! Roof time!" She said and started climbing.

"C'mon Lynn! Last one up is a rotten egg." Mabel said and ran to the ladder with Lynn after her.

Dipper went up, with Luan behind him and they got onto the roof with Wendy, Lynn and Lyra. A spot that had a lawn chair, cooler and a bucket of Pine Cones and an umbrella.

"Did you put all of this stuff up here?" Lucas asked.

"I may or may not sneak up here during work, all the time, everyday." Wendy said and threw a pine cone and hit a target on a Totem Pole. "Yes!"

Lynn scoffed and said," Please, three at once." She said and through three and she made it.

"Nice."

"Me first!"

"Me too!"

Lucas, Lyra and Luan grabbed and threw some pine cones and they missed, except for Lucas, who it a car and the alarm went off and he blushed.

"Jackpot! High five." Wendy said and held up her hand.

Dipper looked at Wendy and was stuck in a frozen stupor and his sisters immediately knew what was happening and they were silently getting thrilled but Wendy didn't notice.

"Don't leave me hangin'."

Dipper got out of his trance and high fived her. Wendy looked down and saw a car coming and said," Oh hey, it's my friends!"

A car pulled up and someone waved their hand out and yelled," Wendy!"

"Hey, you guys aren't going to tell Stan about this, are you?"

Dipper, Mabel, Lynn pretended to zip their lips, with Wendy doing the same and Luan actually zipped her lips.

"Whoa, how did you do that?" Wendy asked shocked.

Luan took off the sticker and said," Easy, it just sticks to me. Ha, ha!"

Wendy giggled and said," You are quite the comedian. Later dorks!" She said.

She jumped off the roof, grabbed a tree, slid down and got into the car and it drove off.

"Dang, girl knows her Parkour." Lynn said impressed.

"Later Wendy! Heh, heh, heh! Good times!" Dipper said nervously.

"Awww!" All three of his sisters said.

"What?" Dipper said and saw they had smiles.

He immediately remembered what Lincoln had went through when everyone else found out about Ronnie Anne and he didn't want to go through that again. He remembered how Lincoln had yelled at them and thankfully for him, he stayed clear away from that but he did hear Lincoln yell about no more meddling from them and then got a note and a steak from Ronnie Anne with her phone number there.

He and his younger brother kept it a secret, until after the double date he went with Lori so she could get Bobby back and he was sorta proud of for his younger brother for getting his first kiss.

"Well folks, meddling sister alert is on." Dipper said to the readers.

"Somebody's in love." Mabel said.

"Aw! How sweet Luke!" Luan said.

"Little Dippy has a cr-ush." Lynn teased.

Dipper blushed, rubbed the back of his head and said," Yeah, right! I just think Wendy's cool, okay? It's not like I lie awake at night thinking about her!"

Later that night in their room, Lincoln, Mabel and Luna were sleeping, except for Dipper, contradicting his earlier reply from earlier that day by actually lying awake and thinking about Wendy.

"Uh-oh." He said.

Later the next day, after during an overbearing breakfast with the family who squealed, minus Lincoln who pitied his older brother and Grunkle Stan, who wasn't in the room because of either getting the shop ready or had somehow found out and didn't want a part of it unless he had to, after what Lyra, Lynn and Luan told them about his crush on Wendy. But Dipper managed to persuade them not to meddle and they agreed, but he had a suspicion they would try.

It was a slow day and everyone was off doing something.

"Rock concert time!"Luna said and whipped out her guitar.

"Oh yeah! Sing the tune Luna!" Wendy said and danced to Luna's music and a little bit of her singing.

Lynn was dancing as well while Dipper was busy writing something down.

'I am pretending to write something down.' The note said and he nodded in satisfaction.

"Dipper!" Wendy called.

Dipper accidently threw his clipboard in the air, caught it and said," Uh what, yes?"

"Aren't ya gonna get in on this?"

Dipper "I don't dance."

Luna and Lynn snickered with Luna saying in a teasing tone," Yeah you did bro! Mom used to dress him up in a lamb costume and make him do…" Luna didn't finish because she started giggling with Lynn saying.

"The Lamby Dance!" Lynn whispered.

"Now is not the time to talk about the Lamby Dance." Dipper said angrily, even though he knew his sisters wouldn't listen to him.

"Lamb costume? Wow, is there like a little ears and a tail or…"

Luna got out her phone and showed Wendy a photo of Lucas in a lamb costume and said," Luke would prance around and sing a song about grazing, it was adorable and hilarious."

Luna remembered that memory fondly and how their mom did it to Lincoln as well and they had done a duet sometimes. They would bring it up once in a while, but the two brothers denied it every time and wanted to forget the most embarrassing part of their lives.

Before Wendy could say something, her phone started to beep and then said," Hey, look at that! Quittin' time! Luna, remember your coming."

"Right, see you dudes later." Luna said and they both started to walk out.

"Wait! Why don't I come with you guys?" Dipper asked.

Luna stopped and had a shocked expression and she looked at Lynn but a took a split second to realize their brother's motive and a small smile crept on their mouths and knew what was going on but Wendy didn't notice.

"Ooh… I don't know. My friends are pretty intense. How old did you and Mabel say you were?" Wendy asked.

Dipper considered himself lucky, Mabel was hanging out with Luan, who were at the nearby Comedy club in town, so she wouldn't ruin it and he knew Luna well enough she wouldn't blab unless she was allowed to and Lynn as well, if she was going.

Leni was also an issue but she was at the nearby mall.

And also Lori, but she was on a date with Bobby were double dating with Lincoln and Ronnie Anne and he chuckled on the inside as he remembered what Lori had told everyone during their first double date.

"I'm thirteen! So, technically a teen."

Luna rolled her eyes playfully and mouthed 'liar' behind Wendy and she winked at him.

"All right, I like your moxy, kid! Let me get my stuff." Wendy said and left.

"Hmmm, since when are you thirteen little brother?" Lynn said with a raised eyebrow.

"Come on, Lynn. It just a chance for me to hang out with the cool kids. And Wendy and whatever." Dipper said.

Luna and Lynn squealed with Luna saying," Aw! You just want to hang out with your crush, Luke, we'll help you out or let you deal with how you deal with it." Luna said. "Also Lynn, your coming as well, you're my plus one." Luna said with smile and wink.

"Why do I even bother?" Dipper muttered with his cheeks red.

The four of them walked outside and Wendy threw a Jelly Bean directly into the belly of one of Wendy's friends. And they all looked at them and smiled.

"Wendy!"

"What am I dudes? Chop liver?" Luna said in fake sadness.

"Don't worry Loud, you're not." Nate said and fist-bumped her.

"I see you also brought your sporty sister along with some other guy." Nate's friend said.

"Yeah, you're not babysitting or-"

"No I'm not Robbie, that's Dipper, their other brother and you already know Lynn. Dipper, you already know Nate and this is Lee."

"Sup." Lee said.

Nate pushed him and said," Sup Loud." Lee pushed him back and they both laughed.

"Tambry."

"Hey." The girl in question said while she texted on her phone

"Thompson, who once ate a run over waffle for 50 cents."

"Don't tell them that." Thompson said nervously.

"And Robbie. You can probably figure him out."

"Yeah, I'm the guy who spray-painted the water tower." Robbie said nonchalantly.

"Ohm you mean the giant muffin!" Dipper said.

"Um, no it's a giant explosion." Robbie said a little offended.

Everyone looked at the Water Tower, which had a spray painted explosion and it did look like a muffin.

"Hehe! Kinda does look like a muffin!" Lee snickered with Nate laughing.

Robbie glared at Dipper with him shrinking a little. Luna saw that and narrowed her eyes at Robbie who rolled his eyes.

"Let's hurry it up, guys, I got big plans for tonight!" Wendy said and everyone and they all got into the car.

Dipper was about to ride in the front passenger seat and then saw Robbie there.

"Sorry kid, I'll ride shotgun alright?"

Dipper sighed and got into the back with Lynn and Luna.

Before driving Thompson looked at everyone and said, "Okay, just before we go, my mom said you guys aren't allowed to punch the roof anymore, so…"

Everyone except Thompson started punching the roof while shouting his name, in which he sighed and started driving.

Lynn took Dipper's pen and started writing something on her door next to other writing that was written on the car. She finished and it said 'Lynn Loud was here and she rocks!'

"Gotta mark my territory." Lynn said.

"Then go to the bathroom then." Dipper joked with Luna giggling.

Lynn narrowed her eyes and said," Sorry little brother but I didn't hear you. Should I tell everyone WHO YOU HAVE A CRU-"

Dipper slapped a hand on his sisters mouth and glared at her. Luna was giggling still and was pounding the side of her window and he also felt all eyes on them but everyone shrugged it off. He then felt a sharp pain and he held his hand and found a bite mark there.

"Did you bite my hand? And will you please stop laughing." He said annoyed.

"Sorry bro, just hilarious." Luna said.

"Yep and you're lucky I didn't do more." Lynn threatened.

"Hey uh Luna… your sister scares me." Thompson said from the front.

"Keep that up dude and then your next!" Lynn said and everyone laughed minus Thompson, who started to sweat in fear.

Meanwhile back at the shack. Grunkle Stan was watching a show when Lola, Lyra, Luan and Leni came into the room with a big bowl of Popcorn and they took the remote and changed it to a different channel.

"What? Hey! What's the big idea?" Grunkle Stan said.

"We're changing this to watch The Duchess Approves." Lola said.

"Yeah, like it seems interesting."Leni said.

"Give me back the remote! I would get up and grab it from you but I refuse to stand up." Grunkle Stan.

"Now for the Friday night movie on the black and white period piece old lady boring movie channel! The Duchess Approves, staring Sturly Stembleburgiss as "The Duchess" and Grampton St. Rumpterfrabble as irascible coxswain "Saunterblugget Hampterfuppinshire!"

"NO!"

"I surely hope that this movie is good! I hate to be, irascible about it. Haha!" Luan said with Mabel giggling.

The movie started with Grunkle Stan yelling no again with his grand nieces shushing him.

Back with everyone else, they had stopped at an abandoned Convenience Store that was shutdown and had a Chain link fence.

"There it is, fellas. The condemned Dusk 2 Dawn!" Wendy said.

"Wicked." Luna said.

"Ha! Cool!" Both Lee and Nate said.

Dipper looked nervous and said, "Why'd they shut it down, was it like a health code violation, or-"

"Try murder!" Nate said.

"Some folks died in there, the place has been haunted ever since!" Lee said.

"Wow, that's crazy." Lynn said with wide eyes.

Dipper gulped and said," Wa… are you guys serious?"

"Yeah! We're all gonna die!" Wendy said in fake fear and then punched Lucas friendly and said," Chill out man! It's not as bad as it looks."

Later, everyone was over the fence, except for Dipper and Lee. Dipper was straddling the fence and looked nervous.

"Come on, Luke! You can do it!" Luna said.

"Okay, okay! Just gotta get a foothold."

"Dude, both of you sisters did it!" Robbie said.

"Just like in Gym class! Huh Luke!" Lynn teased.

Dipper glared at his sister and said, "Not funny Lynn!"

Lee climbed up behind Dipper and said," Hey, you know what. Just… there you go." He said and threw Dipper off the fence and he fell onto the ground on his stomach.

"Ha! S-sorry dude!"

"That was uncalled for!" Luna said and helped her brother up.

"Good job throwing the kid off the fence, genius!" Nate said.

"Your mom's a genius." Lee said.

Luna glared at them but they didn't notice. She smirked a little at Lynn, who she could tell was fuming but she tapped her on the shoulder and shook her head, because she knew what was going through her little sisters head.

They all looked through the glass doors and everything seemed to be in there.

"Wow! This place is amazing!" Wendy said.

"Creepy and abandoned, yep, Luce would be right at home." Lynn joked.

Robbie tried the door but it wouldn't budge and he got Luna to help him but still didn't open.

"Dang it, it's stuck." He said.

"Let me take a crack at it!" Dipper suggested.

Robbie had a raised eyebrow and then said sarcastically," Oh yeah. I or Luna can't get it, but I'm sure Junior here is gonna break it down like Hercules."

"Come one, leave him alone. He's just little kid." Wendy said, trying to defend Lucas.

"Don't, worry I got this." Lynn said and was about to do something but something happened.

Lucas walked around to a dumpster, jumped on it and then walked on the roof. Everyone was wondering what he was doing and his sisters were worried about him but then had pick up their jaws from the floor when Lucas started to punch the vents and then managed to get inside, Robbie was about to make another sarcastic comment when Dipper opened the door from the inside.

Everyone was speechless for a few moments but Dipper held his hand out to let them inside. Everyone went inside with Wendy, Nate and Lee congratulating him, with Nate giving him the nickname of 'Dr. Funtimes' and Dipper smirked when he saw his sisters with shocked expressions and he went over them.

"What? I have my moments, c'mon let's go inside." He said with a smile and went inside.

"I think we've underestimated him, he's been holding back." Lynn said in a stunned voice.

"Yeah, and I should have recorded that to show the others. But that was wicked." Luna said with a slight smile and walked in.

What no one noticed was the sign outside went from 'Yes, we're open' to 'Get lost! We're closed'.

"Wow, it's even creepier than I imagined!" Wendy said in awe.

Lynn wiped some dust on finger and said," Sheesh, I would pay and bet on to see the poor saps who would have to clean all of this up."

"Let's see if the lights still work dudes." Luna said and flipped a switch.

The lights came on and everyone looked around and muttered things in approval.

"So, what are we going to do now?" Dipper asked.

"Anything we want." Wendy said casually.

Everyone proceeded to have fun in the store. Everyone was throwing things around at each other with Lynn hitting her mark every time. they then, sat in a circle and popped mints into a Soda bottle and exploded with everyone cheering. Luna and Robbie were then playing their guitars and singing.

Lynn walked around and then spotted something against a wall and gasped.

"Wow, Big Energy Sport's bars! I thought this stuff wasn't made in the United States anymore! And what do you, chocolate flavored!"

"Maybe they had a good reason." Dipper said a worried look but got hit with a balloon full of food and ran off.

Lynn unwrapped one and stuffed the whole thing into her mouth and sighed in content.

A while later, Wendy and Lucas were eating Ice Pops while sitting on a shelf.

"Hey dudes! We got the ice ready!" Luna yelled.

Thompson ran to them while yelling," Whatever it is I'll do it!"

Wendy laughed and said," Thompson! Dipper, this night is like, legendary.

"Really?"

Wendy grinned and said," Just look around. The guys are bonding."

Nate and Lee were busing stuffing ice into Thompson's pants and were laughing hysterically.

"I've never even seen Tambry look up from her phone this long."

Tambry was sitting against a wall and looked up from her phone for brief time and went back to texting.

"Also, it looks like Luna and Robbie having been talking music and bands."

Luna and Robbie were talking about their favorite bands and giving tips on guitar playing.

"And Lynn seems to be going nuts with that Big Energy Bar."

Lynn was sitting against the stand and had chocolate on the corners of her mouth and was in a sort of daze. In her hallucination she was on a professional Football field and she was running with the ball to the end zone and there was a couple of seconds left on the clock.

"C'mon Loud you can do! What do you think?" Lynn said.

"Keep going! I'm a football!" The Football said cheerfully.

She made it to the end zone and the game ended and she was jumping up and down and was fist pumping.

And back in reality she was fist pumping while Dipper and Wendy shrugged it off.

"You know Dipper, I wasn't sure if you could hang with our crew at first, but you're surprisingly mature for you age." Wendy said impressed.

Dipper felt ecstatic on what she said and he tried not to look overly joyful and then said," Yes, yes I am." He said and smeared on the ice cream on his face because he was staring at her.

"Hey guys! We need more ice!" Lee said.

"I'm on it! Dipper said and ran to get some more ice.

He walked to the freezer and got the bag of ice but something caught his eye and he looked on and his eyes widened to see a monster of sorts in there and it's eyes got closer to him and he screamed and shut the door as fast as he could and then opened it again and found nothing.

"What was that? I thought I heard some lady screaming back here." Lee said as everyone, minus Lynn went to check on what happened.

"You freakin' out, Loud?" Nate said.

"Uh, no. I'm cool. Everything's cool." Lucas said.

"Then what's all this about?" Robbie said and pointed at the spilled ice.

"That's u, um uh… hey look! Dancy Pants Revolution! The game that tricks people into exercising!" Lucas said and pointed at the game.

Everyone shrugged and went to check it out but Luna stayed because she was worried for her brother.

Luna got on her knee and put a hand on her brother's shoulder and said," Are you ok Dip?"

Dipper looked around and said," No, I think there's something going on here, I just saw a weird creature in the cooler."

Luna gave him skeptical look and then proceeded to look inside the cooler, closed it and said," I don't know bro, I think you were just seeing things. How about we check out the game, I can see Thompson is taking crack at it." She said and went to check it out.

Dipper looked at the cooler, shrugged and went to everyone else.

"Dance! Hurry up!" The game said.

"Go! Go! Go! Go!" Lee and Nate cheered.

"Wow. He's really terrible at this." Wendy said in an amused tone.

"Heh, heh, yeah. That's great." Dipper said.

He looked at the glass doors and eyes widened in shock and he started sweat a little when he saw his and everyone else's, minus Lynn's bones were showing with their clothes on and nothing else. He rubbed is eyes and they all looked normal.

"I'll be right back." Dipper said and went to find a telephone, he would've used his phone but he left that back at the shack.

He found one and decided to try Lori but she didn't answer but neither did Leni or Luan so he tried to get Grunkle Stan.

"C'mon Grunkle Stan, pick up! Ugh, what is everyone doing?!"

Back at the shack everyone, minus Lucy and Lana who weren't interested were watching the Duchess Approves and they all had a wide arrange of snacks and had their eyes glued to the TV.

"I don't care about Dukes, or Commoners, or His Royal Highness Lionel of Cornwall! I'm not afraid anymore, Mother!"

"Yes! You go Duchess, make something of yourself!" Lori cheered and wiped her eye because a tear was there.

"Duchess, I forbid you." Duchess's Mother said sternly.

"She's her own person lady! Let her live her life!" Lola said and took a scoop of Ice Cream from Stan's tub.

"I may be a Duchess, but… I'm also a woman!" Duchess said and took off her hat and hair flying in the wind and she had a determined and confident look.

Everyone cheered but stopped when Stan said.

"Yes! Yes! In your face Elizabeth! It just like my life!... In a way." He said sadly and everyone scooted away from him a little out of weirdness.

"What?" Stan in confusion.

Dipper had gave up on the phone and went to Lynn to see if she would listen to him.

"Lynn, I need your advice. We're hanging out in a haunted Convenience store, I can't get a hold of Grunkle Stan or any of our older sisters, Luna doesn't believe me and if I say anything to about it to those guys, they'll think I'm a scared little kid or something!"

Lynn didn't respond and Dipper looked at his older sister and she was in a sorta of a daze.

Dipper got worried and started to shake her and said," Lynn! How many of those did you eat?!"

"40 yard… turn down." She muttered.

"Oh, man, oh man!" Dipper said, starting to freak out.

He then heard Robbie call for everyone and he walked over and he felt his blood go cold when he saw tape markings that were lined like bodies and everyone was shocked as well.

"Ok, that is freaky." Luna said and gulped.

"So the rumor's are true!" Lee said.

"Dude, I dare you to lie down in it." Robbie said to Lee.

"Good idea. Go lie down in it." Lee said to Nate.

Nate chuckled and said," I'm a dead body, look!"

"Wait! Maybe let's not do that." Lucas said.

"This guy's scared!" Lee teased.

"All I'm saying is, why tempt the fates? I mean… what if this place really is… haunted?"

"Is Lucy starting to get to you?" Luna asked in concern.

"Boo! Ah c'mon!" Both Lee and Nate said.

"Yeah take it down a notch, Captain Buzzkill!" Robbie said.

"He's just playing it safe!" Luna defended.

"I thought I was Dr. Funtimes." Lucas said in disappointment.

"Well, your acting like Captain Buzzkill!" Right?" Robbie said annoyed.

Tambry, Lee and Nate nodded.

"Yeah, little bit

Luna was getting annoyed, no one made fun or brought down her siblings and she was getting close to her breaking point or else she might actually sock Robbie in the face.

"Statues, update: trapped in store with insane 9-year old." Tambry said as she was posting.

Dipper got fed up and said angrily," I'm not a 9-year old!" He said and lied down on the tape markings. "I'm 13! Technically a teen!"

Luna looked at him concerned and said, "Uh bro, I don't think-"

Before she could finish the tape markings started to light up and Dipper got off and all the lights went out. Everyone then looked when a sound of something falling came and Tambry was missing except for phone.

Luna picked up the phone and read," Status update: AAAAUUUUUGGGGHHHH!

Everyone looked at a security camera screen when it somehow turned on and Tambry was on there and she screamed and everyone else did in confusion and horror.

"Tambry! Tambry!" Can you hear us?!" Wendy said.

"I-I don't think she can dude!" Luna said fear.

"What are we supposed to do!?" Nate said in fear.

"I don't know man! I don't know!" Lee said freaking out.

"Let's just go already!" Robbie said.

"Thompson!" Wendy said.

Thompson was still playing the game and said," Wait! I've almost go the high score!"

He then dissolved like Tambry and reappeared in the game and it started and he then started to get arrows thrown at him.

"Thompson!" Wendy said again in shock.

"Forget them! Let's go!" Robbie and ran to the door but it closed.

Wendy and Luna tried to open it but it wouldn't budge.

"It won't open… It won't open!" Luna said in terror.

"OUTTA MY WAY!" Robbie screamed and threw the cash register at the doors but it dissolved in a flash of green light.

"Everybody, wait! Whatever's doing this has to have some kind of reason!... [He opened the Journal]… Maybe if we can figure out what it is, they'll let us out of here!" Dipper said.

"Uh-uh they'll let us out of here! Yeah, that makes a lot of sense!" Robbie said sarcastically.

"I should listen to him dude. He knows his stuff… we should've had Lucy with us." Luna said.

"Gee, thanks Luna." Dipper deadpanned.

"Yeah right, I'm sure the ghost wants to talk about his feelings!" Lee said sarcastically.

He then dissolved and reappeared on a cereal box.

"I'm bonkers for eating you alive!" The Cereal box Toucan said and stabbed Lee with his spoon.

Nate looked on in horror and fear and said," Lee! Okay… I'm with you kid! 100%, man!"

"Welcome." A deep voice said.

Everyone turned around and screamed to see Lynn floating in the air and looking possessed.

"Holy cow! They got Lynn!" Luna said in horror.

"This is bad." Dipper said and gulped.

"Welcome to your graves, young trespassers." It said and laughed.

"We're super sorry for hanging out in your store!" Wendy said.

"Yeah! Can we just go now and leave forever?" Dipper said and Luna nodded.

The ghost thought for a second and said," Well. Okay. Your free to go… [opened the doors]…. But for you leave, hot dogs are now half off. I know it might be crazy, but you gotta try these dogs!" It said cheerfully.

Both Nate and Robbie scream and run for the door but the ghost closes it and said," Just kidding about the hot dog sale!"

Nate was getting angry and Robbie was holding him back with Nate saying," Just let us out of here already.

"I don't like your tone! The ghost said and Nate dissolved.

Everyone looked to see Nate appear as a Hot Dog and was on the Hotdog stand cooking and he screamed in terror.

"It begins. Welcome to your home for all eternity!" The ghost said and made everything float to the ceiling.

"Dipper, Luna, what do we do?!" Wendy said.

"DUCK!" Both siblings said.

All three of them ducked when a flying shelf came at them and then they ran to a turned over ice machine and hid in there and panted.

"Alright, I'm freaking out dudes! I'm-"

Dipper slapped Luna and said sternly," Luna, get a hold of yourself! Just breath."

"How can I? They got Lynn!"

"We'll figure this out. We need to find a pattern here. Why was each person taken? Tambry was texting, Thompson was playing a video game, Lee was being sarcastic, it doesn't make any sense!"

"Yeah! I mean, those are just normal teenage things." Wendy shrugged.

"Wendy, say that last part again." Dipper said in realization.

"Normal teenage things?" Wendy said confused.

"Of course! You guys stay here until I get back!"

Lucas crawled out and went to get the ghost attention.

"Hey ghost!" Lucas yelled.

The Ghost twists Lynn's head around to face Dipper, then turns the rest of her body towards him.

"Sick, just like in the movies." Luna said both grossed out and in awe.

"I've got something to tell you! I'm not a teenager!"

The Ghost dropped everything to the floor that was floating and the ghosts appear, who were an old elderly couple with name tags, Ma and Pa, who were also holding Lynn by the hair.

"Why did you say so?" Pa said and dropped Lynn.

"WAAH!" She fell on the floor where the energy bars were and groaned.

"How old did you say you were?" Pa asked kindly.

"I'm… I'm twelve, technically not a teen." Dipper said reluctantly.

"When we were alive. Teenagers were a scourge on our store!" Ma said angrily.

"Always sassafrassin' costumers with their boomy boxes and disrespectful short pants! So we decide to up and ban them but they retaliated with this new fangled rap music." Pa said.

"The lyrics were so hateful! It was so shocking, we were stricken down with double heart attacks! And that's we hat teenagers so much! Don't we, honey?" She said the last part brightly and the both of them nuzzle.

"But they're my friends, isn't there anything I can do it, help them?" Dipper pleaded.

"There is one thing. Do you know any funny little dances?" Pa asked.

Dipper looked around nervously and said," Uh, is there anything else I can do?"

Pa bursts into flames and said," NOOOO!"

"OKAY, OKAY, OKAY! Um… Well, I do know…. The Lamby Lamby Dance. Bu-but I can't really do it, without a lamb costume!" Dipper said happy and folds his arms.

Pa snaps his fingers and Dipper was in a lamb costume.

Luna eye's widened and she immediately took out her phone while Wendy started to smile a little.

"Your evil." Wendy whispered to her.

"Good leverage for anything." Luna said with a smirk.

Dipper sighed and then said," Oh well, there it is. Welll… Who want a lamby lamby? I do! I do! So go up and greet you mammy, mammy, mammy! Hi there! Hi there! So march, march, march around the daisies."

"Yes, yes! More! More!" Pa said.

Luna was giggling uncontrollably at what her brother was doing, even though it would save them but it was funny none the less and sorta missed her brother doing that. While Wendy couldn't believe what was happening, she was grinning ear-to-ear and trying to not to laugh so she save some dignity for Dipper.

"Don't, don't you forget about the babies!" Dinner finished with a wink.

Pa and Ma smiled with Pa saying," That was some fine, girly dancin' boy! Your friends are free."

Dinner was then back in normal clothes and said," Well I don't think you have to worry about us coming back so…"

Ma and Pa disappear and everything fall back to the floor and everyone was back to normal.

"Ugggh… I don't think I'm going to need to run around the shack a couple of times and not eat anything ever again." Lynn said with a groan.

Dipper grinned and showed Lynn another Bar and said," There's still another one left!"

Lynn punched him on the shoulder and threw the food out of sight and said," Not funny Luke!"

"What, what happened after everything went crazy?" Lee asked Wendy.

Wendy laughed and said," You're not going to believe it! The ghosts appeared and Dipper had to… [sees Dipper and Luna]… Uh, Dipper grabbed a bat, and just started beating ghosts down, left and right and the ghosts got scared, and ran away like a couple of little girls, it was insane!"

Everyone voiced their approval over the matter and congratulated Dipper. Wendy zipped her lips at Dipper and he did the same.

After that, everyone got into the car and drove off.

Back at the shack, everyone was in tears of joy, somewhere at the end of the movie.

"That dress is totes beautiful, I'll make one like that for you Lori." Leni said.

Lori gasped, removed a tear from her eye and said," That would mean so much to me!" She said and they hugged.

"Ah, the wedding, we've waited so long right kids?" Stan said and everyone agreed.

The sound of a door opened and everyone gasped.

"Count Lionel?!" Everyone said.

"I've come to reclaim my bride!" He said.

"You had your chance at the cotillion you dirt bag!" Lola yelled.

"You had your chance at the cotillion, you!" Someone said on the TV.

A few minutes later, Dipper, Luna and Lynn were walking outside back to the shack, exhausted when a loud crash from the window and they had to move out of the way when the TV landed near them.

"What the?" Lynn said confused.

They heard yelling from inside and they saw everyone else yelling and throwing tantrums.

"Maybe we should sleep in the van." Luna said.

"Yeah, and I definitely don't want to know what happened." Lucas said.

"I third that." Lynn said and then her eyes widened.

She held her hands over her mouth, ran and then threw up behind a tree. Dipper and Luna cringed a little. They looked at the spectacle inside and then at Lynn, who was puking her guts out.

"You wanna go get some grub from the diner?" Luna asked.

Dipper shrugged and said," Sure, why not."