Prompt: Pick up lines (Thanks, Barefoot-Dreams from Deviantart!)


Today in the host club, they were cosplaying as Romeo and Juliet. Tamaki, of course, was Romeo. However, in an unexpected turn of events, Kyōya played Juliet, while Haruhi, the actual girl in the group, was stuck as the crazy old nurse. Hunny cosplayed as Mercutio, Hikaru as Tybalt, Kaoru as Benvolio, and Mori played a silent Friar Lawrence.

As guests streamed in through the doors, the act began. However, trouble started when Kyōya got to the "A rose by any other name is just as sweet" line.

Tamaki quickly responded with, "Roses are red, violets are blue. Sugar is sweet, and so are you!"

Kyōya put his face in his hands. "That's awful," he muttered under his breath.

"Is it hot in here, or is it just…you?"

"You already used that one on me, Tamaki."

The Hitachiin brothers wiggled their eyebrows. "Really?" asked Kaoru.

"When were you two flirting?" Hikaru added.

Kyōya shot them a Death Glare.

"Here's a new one," Tamaki assured. He slung one arm over Juliet's shoulders. "Somebody call the cops!" The guests were alarmed. "It's gotta be illegal to look that good. Rrraerr!"

Kyōya counted to ten. "Tamaki…"

"If being beautiful were a crime, you'd be guilty as charged!"

"Tamaki!"

"I've never had a dream come true until the day when I met you."

"TAMAKI!" He lowered his voice. "If you value our relationship, you'll SHUT UP!"

"Y-yes, beautiful."

Kyōya soon became happy, as sales of the two boys' merchandise increased due to Tamaki's flirting.

"Um, thanks," Kyōya muttered.

"Excuse me, can you empty your pockets? I believe you've stolen my heart."

"You can stop now."

"POOF! I'm here…what are your other two wishes?"

"No, seriously, stop. Now."

"Are you lost? Because heaven's a long way from here."

And that is how Tamaki got that nasty bruise on his face.