So glad you guys support this little foray into my fucked up mind.

Oh and BellaEdwardlover gave me this face for the upcoming chapters :-O

So...if Emmett is in Heaven...


EPOV

"Yo…Devil boy!"

I spun around and looked at the leather-clad Amazon that was striding across the street.

Her platinum blonde hair was pulled back in a severe ponytail, pulling her face along with it.

"My name is Edward."

"Yeah…whatever. You'll always be Devil boy to me. My name is Rosalie. So listen…I've been sent by your daddy to make sure you don't fuck this up," she said, reaching into her pocket and pulling out a pack of cigarettes.

"Don't you know that shit'll kill ya?" I taunted, hoping she might take the bait and we would fall into an intelligent conversation about the health risks of smoking.

I was dying for some intelligent conversation.

I had been surviving the last two hundred years listening to the worst kinds of people talking about why they hated the people they hated and how many different ways they wanted to kill them.

Yeah…really fun people to have at a barbeque.

But no…she simply smiled brilliantly as she flicked her silver lighter.

"If everything goes according to plan…we'll all be dead soon anyway."

Tomorrow...