I told I would keep my word and update soonly afterwards~(Is this soonly afterwards?) It's my way of apologizing for being such a lazy author. -teary eyed- Please forgive me! But thank you all for the reviews you so lovingly wrote for my last chapter.

P.S. I just noticed that every chapter I'm pretty much apologizing for being late. Now Hiring: Someone to get me to type. You'll be paid in updates and gummy bears… Gummy bears… Yes, quite the meager restitution, but I've been an evil frickin' writer for 30 frickin' years, throw me a frickin' bone here! (P.P.S. I'm not really over 30.)

Anyways~ Let's get on with the story!

Is This Microphone On?

"Naruto nii-san!" Cried a frustrated young boy who ran towards a slightly taller blond boy, throwing his arms around the tan neck.

Large blue eyes softened as he patted the dark hair soothingly, "What's wrong Konoha-chan?", They sat together on the grass in the back of the orphanage yard, Konohamaru snuggling close to his friend, dampening the blonde's shirt with his tears.

"T-They said no one loves u-us! Tha-that's why we were abandoned!" He cried, recalling the cruel words of those adults made his tears fall all the more.

Naruto shook his head, he looked down at his own small body, noticing all the scratches that went unbandaged, that went unkissed and uncared for. If he could, he would take a look at his heart just to see how much of it was eaten away by harsh words and violent blows, but…

He wrapped his arm tightly around his young companion, "I love you, Konohamaru. I won't abandon you, only if you promise not to abandon me…"

Konohamaru raised his head, a little bit of snot running down his nose. He opened his mouth in surprise and clutched at the other boy's tattered shirt, "Is that true, nii-san? You won't leave me?"

"I'll never leave you, so you just have to make sure you never leave me."

"I promise I'll stay by Naruto-nii-san forever!" Konohamaru yelled with delight. Naruto lied on the grass and the young boy rested his head on the blonde's chest, quickly falling asleep as blue eyes stared into equally blue skies.

Looking back at moments in Naruto's eight years of life, there aren't many that would give him a warm and fuzzy feeling. It's more like a cold heavy ball of guilt and hatred that forced itself right into the middle of who he was and the all too common questions of 'What if' that raced around in his head going in circles until he found himself mentally exhausted.

Could there have been more that I could have done to make them stop?

Or would that have made it all the easier for them to do what they had done?

What if I begged for compassion instead of running away while my mind cowered in the corner in fear?

Had it been my fault?

What had I done to make them do that to my parents?

What I would give just to be able to ask them, but at the same time what would I give to not have a voice, not have ears, not have anything that would allow me to get an answer. I'm too much of a scaredy-cat to hear that it was all my fault, even though my mind seems to know that already.

A slight snoring noise jarred Naruto out of his thoughts, he looked down at Konohamaru and cradled the younger boy's head, accidentally soaking the dark hair with his tears.

What I would give to have a loud voice, a microphone, so everyone in the world would hear me. So even my parents can hear me in the heavens. So I could shout just how sorry I am for attracting those bad men to my family.

Naruto's body jolted awake; his wide eyes spilling baffled tears. He rested his hand on his forehead, that's when he noticed all the sweat pouring down his face. What a strange dream…

He brought up his other hand and held it to his throat.

I need a drink of water.

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The gang huddled into the living room, all sitting around the Uchiha's large chair that kind of seemed like a throne. It irritated Naruto that this guy thinks of himself as the kind needing to go that far to establish that he's never had to go hungry and that he could buy and sell you in an instant.

The Uchiha uncrossed his legs and crossed them again, this time in the opposite direction and frowned, "You all know what today is. It is the annual ball that my father requires me to throw so he can force his poorly chosen women upon me."

The blonde's nose twitched, He's actually required to do something? Where's his father and how can I ask him for some tips?

Naruto raised his hand and Sasuke ignored him as he continued, "You are all quite aware of what needs to be done, it's not like this is the first time my mansion will be overcrowded with leeches who want nothing but my money and the glamour of being my accessory. This time he took the liberty in sending three of the girls I told flatly 'no' to and kicked out of my mansion the last time." Sasuke eyed the blond for a fleeting moment before turning his head out towards the window, "What Naruto?"

"Sooo," Naruto started, as he coughed into his hand, "What you're saying is that your old man is trying to get you laid, but you don't want it?" Naruto turned to Kiba and whispered, "Man, now-a-days, it's so hard… Sasuke is a million dollar bachelor and Edward sparkles, the competition is getting ridiculous for us regular guys that are millions of dollars in debt and pay it off by being a maid."

The brunette leaned into the blond pressing their shoulders together, shielding his mouth as he spoke, " I'm more of a 'wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am' type guy anyways."

Naruto sent an annoyed look at Kiba before retorting, "Really? You look more like a wang-bang-thank-you-Shane type of guy to me."

"HEH?" Kiba yelled, grabbing the tan face and squishing it between his hands, "And just what are you implying about me!"

The yakuza ignored the loud antics and cleared his throat, "Anyways, Kiba, Suigetsu, I want you two to keep those broads as far away from me as possible, clear?"

"UWAHH- Let go of my face!" Naruto hollered, Kiba turned to his boss and nodded before returning to his previous task.

"Osu." Suigetsu replied nonchalantly, he looked at his fingernails indolently trying his hardest to ignore the blonde's strident screaming.

An onyx eye twitched, his head was beginning to throb at the loud noise. He reached into his jacket and pulled out his gun and pointed at the two stooges, "If the only way to keep you two quiet is to have you drowning in a pool of your own blond, then so be it."

Naruto sunk into himself and soon came the inevitable riposte, "Or you could just ask us to be quiet instead of whipping out your piece every two seconds…" He held his hands in front of his face in a mocking manner, "Sorry Sasuke, I didn't mean to overdo your pancakes!"

The Uchiha's leg moved slightly, he had to restrain himself from Sparta kicking his little blond employee into a dark hole. Unfortunately Naruto is the one doing most of the work tonight, "Anyways… Naruto." A sinister smile broke upon the pale face as he held his fingers in front of the blond to count off all the chores he'll have his employee do, "You'll be cooking all the food for tonight. I'll leave you a list of everything I want to be made. You'll do all the cleaning, be the bartender, waiter, valet, and as always my personal assistant. Oh and one last thing, you'll also have to watch those three girls and keep them away from me along with those two. Trust me, you'll know which three I mean once you see them."

Naruto's face dropped, he turned his head and cursed under his breath. Would his list had been that long if he just kept his mouth shut? He raised a weak hand to his forehead, "Aye Aye…"

Sasuke turned his head to Juugo who was taking up the whole couch, you could tell he wasn't trying to because his knees were pulled closely to each other and held fast by his large hands while his elbows were bent closely to his body so they would take up less space. His eyes were darting around nervously, he was obviously very uncomfortable; he was thinking his presence was becoming frivolous. Naruto turned around and rested his hand on the man's trunk of a leg and smiled reassuringly.

"What w-would you have me do, Sasuke-sama?" Juugo asked, finding his confidence.

"You got what Naruto was told?" Asked his boss, who seemed quite indifferent towards the large man.

He nodded, "Y-Yes sir."

"Follow him around and just make sure he doesn't screw up or if he needs assistance."

"O-Of course, sir."

Lee stood up, his body more stiff than usual, "D-do I still have to do the same thing?" He asked, his voice lacking the luster it's known to have.

"It's always been the same. I want you to clean out the closets during the ball. Just take your time."

Lee sat down, defeated. Every time he cleaned out the closets he would never be done in time to join the ball. He was starting to become suspicious of his boss, was he doing that intentionally?

Sasuke clasped his hands together and looked upon his workers, "I want this all to be done correctly. My brother may or may not be making an appearance; he hasn't shown up for the last two years, but not a thing can be out of place and not a thing can go wrong." He looked at Chouji who was patiently awaiting orders, once their eyes met the round man noticeably swallowed, "Chouji, go call around for a D.J. and call around for decorations."

"G-Got it! Right away!"

"Everyone get up and go. Shikamaru, follow me." Everyone stood up and dispersed leaving behind Naruto and Juugo. They looked at each other and Naruto was the first to break the silence by awkwardly laughing.

"Let's get to it?" Naruto said, trying to sound enthusiastic, but it wound up sounding like a kicked dog. He looked down at his fingers, trying to list off each task mentally, when he walked off Juugo followed silently behind him wringing his hands together nervously.

They entered the kitchen and the large man immediately grabbed for the apron and held it out to put on the small blond. Naruto looked at it confusingly, but Juugo stammered, "L-let me put if on you, please? I can do things! I won't be a burden, promise!"

A tan hand ran through his blond hair as Naruto tugged on it lightly before stretching out his arms and sighing. A smirk broke upon Juugo's face as he wrapped his long thick arms around the blond.

"Whoa, pal, you're squeezing too.. ACK!" The small man yelped, feeling the apron strings dig deeper and deeper into his waist. Juugo's grip immediately released, he looked at the blond to see if he was okay before going to reach for the straps near the tan neck.

Naruto immediately brought up his hands in protest, "Hehe, no thanks, I got it." He said nervously, Juugo would pop off his head like a daffodil if he did the same thing to his neck that he did to his waist.

"Okay! Let's break it dooown!", Happily cried the blond. A confused look came upon the large man's face. He shrugged, took out a chair and crashed his foot down on it, breaking it with what seemed like needless effort.

"No! Not literally! Aw, Juugooooo! Get a broom…"

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Shikamaru entered the office after his boss and sat down across from the large polished oak desk. He scratched at his head, trying to anticipate the conversation that may follow and how he could come as close as possible to doing nothing at all. Sasuke pulled out his large rolling chair, but only rested his hand on the back of it, while his other hand balled into a fist at the small of his back.

"They're late." The Uchiha finally said, staring out the window, his dark eye narrowing on the vermin walking on the street, exposing themselves so carelessly. The hand on the small of his back came forth, his thumb up and index finger out. He took aim at a business man's head, then at a woman's, in this world no one was safe. He pointed at a child who was yelling at his mother.

"I'm sure something came up," Shikamaru replied, trying hard to conjure up some zeal, "They always show up. Trust me, those two are reliable."

The pale hand retracted before turning around to point at the forehead of the bored looking man, "You're a moron for someone claiming to be so fucking smart. They were suppose to be here yesterday, the fact that they aren't here already means that they'll either be here tomorrow or…? Come on, finish this one for me."

"For the ball…" Shikamaru murmured under his breath, his dark irises falling to the bottom of his eyes.

"Exactly, how do I explain those two? I'm sure the way they will be dressed will not be suitable for this occasion. Especially Momochi."

The bored looking man frowned. It wasn't like it was a secret that Sasuke was in this type of business, everyone knew about Sasuke, but it was more like a suspicion to those that weren't affiliated closely with him. Then again, it's not like he outwardly said to anyone, let alone his family, that he was a yakuza, "I'll keep an eye out for them and when they arrive I'll bring them to your office and notify you at once."

"Damn straight you will, or the 'eye' that you're going to keep out will be your only eye." He lowered his hand, "Send Lee for me, I don't you to be leaving out of nowhere, it would look suspicious."

"Yes, sir." Replied Shikamaru, he stood up and walked out of his boss's office. After closing the door, he raised a hand up to his eye and sucked his teeth, "How troublesome…"

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A couple of hours passed, and after a few more broken pieces of furniture, everything was ready. Steaming pots of perfectly prepared Japanese food laid on the counter, ready to be served, while large trays filled with Western finger foods were stacked delicately on the table that the blond had to figure out how to put back together.

Juugo seemed eager to do more, while the small 'chef' was ready to throw in the towel already, but of course, Sasuke already laid on a book more of chores for his assistant to do.

It was time to get dressed, and Naruto opened the storage closet and grabbed his monkey suit. White long sleeve shirt, black mid-thigh shorts, long red socks, shiny black shoes with red bows in the middle of them, black bicep cuffs, red tie, with a red tight looking vest and after putting it on, very tight red vest, all of which had the Uchiha's family symbol somewhere on it.

Naruto walked out of the kitchen and into the living room, his hand buttoning his cuff. He could hear the rest of the gangsters snickering until the room was filled with people trying not to laugh at the blonde's expense.

Kiba finally jeered, "Hey, Naruto? Why not do a dance right here in the middle of the floor for us? We may even throw you peanuts." The brunette howled with laughter as Chouji and Suigetsu joined in.

Sasuke walked into the living room, taking in all the dark blue and red decorations. The furniture was cleared out, making the living room a lot bigger than what it originally was, which was huge. The furniture was replaced with a D.J. table, a dance floor, and along the walls were booths and chairs. He glanced at the blond who was tying the black strings on the back of the red vest into a bow. His dark eyes danced carefully along the tan face, noticing that the blond hair was held back in the middle by a red pin while the rest of his bangs hung over his forehead. The yakuza couldn't understand why his employees were laughing at his overworked assistant, because he looked amazing to the Uchiha, but…

"You look ridiculous." Scoffed Sasuke.

Naruto turned towards the insult and puffed out his cheeks, "Well, why don't I get to wear a cool dark suit like the rest of them?" He wondered, pointing towards the others who were clad in black expensive suits.

"You're the help.", The Uchiha replied, "Tie my tie." Naruto sighed deeply, walking up to the yakuza, he grabbed a hold of the tie, while the pale man shoved his hands in the pockets of his red and black suit, "What are you doing outside of the kitchen anyways?" He finally asked.

"I managed to carve a pistol out of a bar of soap and I overpowered the guards." Naruto said sarcastically. He pulled on the tie to make it tighter and straightened it out. He patted the Uchiha's chest to let him know he was finished. He didn't like how those onyx eyes were glaring down at him, not only did that make him feel short, but also inferior.

Sasuke was about to retort, then his phone began ringing in his pocket. He inwardly cursed before walking out of the room to answer it.

"You should seriously bite your tongue sometimes, dude." Kiba suggested, approaching the blond with disbelief in his eyes.

Blue eyes looked up curiously, "What do you mean?" He noticed that the brunette's tie was sloppily done and loose, so he decided to fix it and Kiba gave no objections.

"Just watch what you say. He can take any quip as to mean you're soiling his pride or disrespecting his family name." He looked up, not liking the way the tan knuckles were rubbing against the underside of his chin

"I'm just joking… He knows that." Naruto reassured, he turned around to see the Uchiha glaring at him from afar, the phone snapping shut in his hand. What'd I do now? He wondered, quickly looking away from the harsh stare. He patted Kiba's chest, just like he did the Uchiha's.

The brunette looked back at the blond and put a hand on his tie, tucking it into his jacket, Don't I know it, you're the only person ever to talk to him like that and still be able to say anything afterwards. A worried expression appeared on his face as he stared at his black tie, I wonder what Sasuke was glaring at me for…

"Juugo!" Naruto called, "People are starting to come! Let's go park their cars!"

Juugo looked up and scurried off to help the blond.

Naruto parked people's expensive cars and took joy in hearing strangers talk about the Uchiha's mansion in such an astonished manner. I bet they didn't know that only one person cleaned the entire thing. He got plenty of tips too, he didn't know that these people would tip so generously. He had to refuse some tips, because it seemed like they were asking favors of him were he to accept that amount of cash.

"Wow, look at this mansion." A women drenched in diamonds cried, "It's so lavish and stupendous!"

The man she was clinging to looked up and shaded his eyes with his hand, "This is really grand." He said, he looked at the blond, his stare lingering for a second as he dropped the keys to his Lamborghini in the small palm.

"Isn't it?" Naruto asked, encasing the keys in his hand.

"Yeah, this is madness." The man added.

Naruto's eye twitched, "Madness, you say?" He took a deep breath and shouted, "THIS IS UCHIHA MANSION!" He chucked the keys as far as he could throw. He had no idea why he just did what he did, but a common phrase that's usually said afterwards is, 'Well it sounded funny in my head.' but he just kept that to himself.

"I'm so sorry, sir! I'll go look for them immediately and park your car!" Naruto ran towards the direction he threw the keys and thought Well, no tip for me.

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A few more keys chucked and a couple disgruntled people later, Naruto was able to come back into the mansion, but not to rest. Oh no, the night was far from over for the poor little blond. He grabbed two trays filled with Western finger foods and walked out to the dancing room. He had to dip by people who seemed almost adamant about knocking him down, or spilling the trays. He held out a couple of trays to people, most of them made small conversation while he tried to play lightly that his life didn't suck as much as they were implying. Oh, be certain that it was quite a bit more than that.

Loud shrieking was made and the blond noticed three girls crowding severely close to the Uchiha, tugging on his arms and trying to cradle their heads on his shoulder. It was obvious that Sasuke wasn't the least bit amused. The onyx eyes met the blue eyes, commanding him sternly, pushing him forward with their power.

Naruto nodded and sucked in a deep breath of air, "Am I a farmer! 'Cause I'm seeing cows!" The three girls turned around, embarrassed by the fits of laughter coming from the surrounding audience.

Sasuke shook his head, but was glad to have them off of him, even though that meant bad news for Naruto.

The one in the middle was a short pink haired, fair skinned, large fore-headed, green eyed girl. She was dressed in an expensive looking pink dress that was incrusted with diamonds. The one on the left had mid-length red hair along with very odd looking red eyes that were shielded by thick framed glasses. She was wearing a dress that was long and layered in the back and low cut in the front, revealing tiny blue shorts underneath the black dress. The last girl was a bleach blond girl, one of her pale blue eyes were covered by a long strip of blond bangs while the rest of her hair was pulled into a high pony tail. She wore a two piece dress that revealed her belly and top half along with most of her legs.

"Oh? And what are you? The help? Who are you to even talk to us?" Retorted the pink headed girl.

"You're just mad because you're not a fabulous as us." Added the blond girl.

Kiba appeared beside Naruto and leaned into his ear, "Okay, from left to right it's Karin, Haruno Sakura, and Ino Yamanaka. They're the bitch trio boss was talking about."

A devious, child-like, smile appeared on Naruto's face. "So, you're the dreaded bitch trio everyone's been talking about, huh?" Kiba sucked in a surprised breath of air. Firstly, no one is allowed to talk to these three that way. Their parents are rich tycoons and all demand great respect for their daughters. Which is probably why they're paying up the ass to Sasuke's parents so they can allow their daughters to get close, perhaps even marry the Uchiha.

"Excuse me!" Shrieked the red head so loudly that Naruto was almost tempted to cover his ears.

Naruto looked them up and down then clucked his tongue, "Fake nails, fake hair, fake eyelashes, fake eye color, fake boobs? Are you three sure you were made in Japan and not some factory in China?"

Ino huffed her cheeks and stepped forward, "I'll have you know, you little rat that-"

"Hey Yamanaka-san," Kiba interrupted, hastily grabbing the girl by the shoulders, "Lets go stare at that hole in the wall for about thirty minutes." He rushed her away from the other three with her loudly objecting as he did so. Suigetsu managed to pull Karin away before she even managed to claw her way to Naruto, both of them yelling how much they hate each other as they moved away from the Uchiha.

"I'm going to go over there to discuss business," Said the yakuza, who looked at the blond while talking, completely trying to avoid eye contact with the bubble-gum headed girl, "Keep her company, if you would." Sasuke managed to escape, but cursed under his breath about Naruto. Did he really have to go that far? He'll be hearing about this later, he was almost certain about that.

The blond raised a suggestive eyebrow at the girl and moved closer to her, "So, you know I was just joking, right? You must get your tampons from a volcano, because girl, the way you flow is hot."

The girl rolled her green eyes, she looked like she was about to vomit on his face were he to say anymore. Her face contorted with disgust as she walked away and mingled with the other people, fading into the crowd.

Naruto sighed, not exactly the kind of reaction you would expect with such a great pick-up line. He picked up his trays and went back to work.

"Hello, sir, would you like to try a glass of the Uchiha's special wine?" He asked, holding down the tray skillfully.

The man looked up and gave the blond a flirtatious smile, "Why, of course. Thank you." He held out a fifty dollar bill and placed it in the blonde's pocket, "That's for looking so nice tonight."

Naruto laughed nervously, straining to maintain a smile, "Sir, would you mind not rubbing my leg, please? I really need to get back to work."

The man removed his hand and chuckled, "My apologizes, but would you mind coming back later? I would like to talk to you some more."

Ugh, don't tell me! "Uhm, we'll see, sir." Naruto walked away and tried to get that icky feeling of that man's fingers off of himself. This was the fifth man that hit on him tonight, was this some kind of joke! He gave a dejected sigh as he walked back into the kitchen with his trays empty, ready to prepare more glasses of wine and champagne.

He looked at his pocket, "Why do they keep tipping me this much?" Naruto asked to nobody in particular as he stacked filled glasses back onto the trays. He couldn't mess up though, not as long as his life was in the hands of the Uchiha. He took a deep breath before walking back out the doors.

Naruto strolled up to a group of people with his trays in hands; his face muscles were starting to ache as he forced the smile, "Ma'am, would you like to try-"

"Ew, the help… Get away from me." She said, pushing his tray away.

A glass of my tears? Naruto finished inside of his head depressingly, he was about to turn away when he walked into a man who held him back with his smile, a kind outstretched hand, and a familiar face.

"S-Sai-sensei?" The blond choke out, maneuvering his tray away from his teacher's face.

The man nodded and took a sip of the wine, "So, this is how you pay for college?" He asked, tapping a finger against the wine glass.

"Oh, no, it's a long story." He laughed, "Really long."

Sai pointed to an empty table, "Would you like to come chat with me?"

Naruto held up his tray and forced that much hated smile, "Sorry, I can't, I'm working."

Sai showed him he understood by nodding, then added, "I'll just sit here, try and hurry."

I just said I can't! Naruto thought, irritatingly. He strode up to Kiba and offered him a glass of wine, who refused it.

"Naruto, pick that up." He said, dropping a napkin on the floor. The blond narrowed his eyes to convey his disapproval before bending over to pick it up and toss it back at the brunette. Kiba seemed a little distant, he wasn't even paying attention to the small blond, he was looking at the men behind him.

Just as I thought. Kiba thought, making Naruto spin around to look at what was behind him. One man's face was decorated in a perverted expression, making the blond pull towards the gangster.

That dude just jizzed in his pants… Thought the confused blond.

"Naruto, come over this way." The blond grabbed onto Kiba's sleeve so he wouldn't get lost in the crowd as the brunette pulled him towards a vacant area of the room.

"What the hell is going on?" Kiba asked, clearly agitated.

Naruto snapped his fingers, finally getting what the dog-like man was talking about, "I know what you mean, it seems like all the men are being really friendly with me tonight. Which sucks, all the females are pushing me away…"

"Most of the women are here to get a chance at boss.", He eyed the blond quickly before turning away, "Well, you do look quite good today, as much as I hate to admit it."

A faint blush appeared on the whiskered face, maybe it was the cover-up that he just got that's making his skin glow or something? Or… Naruto looked down, maybe it was this tight uniform.

"Just be careful, seriously." Kiba warned, "Crap, I got to get back, I see Ino charging for Sasuke like he was a t-bone steak." He ran off, leaving Naruto by himself. He sat down, feeling a bit relieved that he could get off his feet for a couple of minutes. He put down his head thinking, Maybe, just for a minute… just one minute…

"Here you are, Naruto-kun.", Naruto sobbed inwardly, he lifted his head and glared at his teacher.

"Yeah, here I am…", Sai took a seat next to the blond, touching every part of Naruto's body with his eyes.

"You look really good today. Your hair is very nice too. I bet you're getting a lot of attention.", Sai said cheerfully, he pressed his hand against his pale cheek and rested his elbow on the table as he stared into angry blue eyes.

I'm really not in the mood for this right now. Naruto thought, seeing three other men approaching his table.

"Hey, waiter-helper-guy." One man called, biting on his bottom lip.

"Yees?" Naruto answered, sitting up.

The man's thumb flew towards the door, "Would you like to leave here with me? You know, just on 'friendly' bases." The man said, winking. The blond could've vomited right on that bastards shoes were he close enough.

Blue eyes narrowed furiously, "Ah, you're trying to be friendly are you? Well, to keep up such good-willed feelings I hope you don't find it rude of me or take offense if I told you to take your offer, ram it up your toucan and die."

The man seemed taken aback by the rude remark, he tapped his two pals on the shoulder and they walked away. Naruto's eyes widened a margin, What on Earth was he planning on doing! Damn all these yakuza people!

Naruto cursed, rubbing at his blond mop, he didn't notice Sai getting closer and closer until he was practically on top of him.

"I know, what jerks." Sai set a class of wine in front of the blond and smiled, "Here, drink this. I'm sure it'll take your mind off of this whole mess."

Naruto hesitated for a second, knowing that he really shouldn't, but would Sasuke know, let alone care, about just one glass? He wrapped his hands around the cold cup and looked at the red liquid. He honestly wasn't even of age to drink, but that didn't stop him from downing it in nearly one gulp. The beverage felt like fire as it swirled in his stomach and when he was about to get up another was pushed in his direction.

He raised his hand towards the glass, "No, I'm good, sensei…", He refused politely, trying to regain his balance.

He fell back into the chair and his teacher's smile seemed to grow, "Just one more. Go for it.", He pressured.

Naruto looked at the glass then back at his teacher before downing the wine, but much slower this time.

"Sasuke… He's such a bastard." Naruto murmured out, his head spinning like a washer machine on the spin cycle. Sai managed to talk him into four more glasses, Naruto has a very low tolerance, but somehow couldn't find himself able to refuse any of the glasses regardless of how much he opposed each round. He looked over at his boss to see him being followed by a pack of women as he walked around, he took his finger and traced the rim of the glass, "I bet you…" He slurred, "He didn't even know how much effort… I put into…." His head dropped to the table and he looked up at Sai who was just smiling away, "I really tried to look nice today…"

"Oh, tsk, tsk, Naruto. You drank too much, you really need to find a place to rest." His teacher suggested, taking Naruto by the arm and lifting him so he was completely leaning on Sai. He wrapped a hand around the small waist, rubbing back and forth, like he was inspecting the quality of the fabric. He looked for an exit and started dragging the blond towards it.

Naruto mumbled incoherently as he was being carried. Only thing that was coherent was his protest, "Sai, leave…. Me here… Sasuke… Angry… Dead…"

Sai pursed his lips, "Not to worry, Naruto. You'll be in great care."

Sai approached the exit and opened the door to see Sasuke standing on the porch smoking a cigarette. The Uchiha looked surprised to see the pale man, then his eyes narrowed almost murderously as he realized what he was carrying, an almost unconscious Naruto. He flicked the tobacco butt and glared starkly at the man.

"Just where do you think you're going with that?" He asked, pointing to his blond assistant, who made gurgling noises.

"He's quite incapacitated as you can see," Sai said, he hooked a finger under the blonde's chin and lifted it up so he could see the whiskered face. Blue eyes opened lazily, they were starting to water. Sai removed his finger and the head dropped back down to his chest and more gurgling noises ensued.

"Your point? He's my responsibility." The Uchiha reached for the blond, but he was tugged back and out of arm's length by the other male.

"I'm sorry, but I did not take this much time out of my day just to have you take it away, my good sir. Now, if you wou-" Sai's sentence was cut short when a large hand found it's way to the top of his head.

"Let go of Naruto-san, please." Juugo asked, "If you refuse, I will work under the commands of the Uchiha and crush your head." He added, quietly whispering that part into the man's ear.

"Oh dear, I may have found myself in quite the bind here. Fine, I'll recede today. Have a nice night gentlemen." Sai released Naruto who would've fell to the ground were it not for the Uchiha catching him in time.

"You total moron…" Sasuke insulted as he slapped the blond to consciousness. The most he got was a half-witted Naruto that he had to drag upstairs.

He held onto the small tan hand, practically pulling him down the hallway, "Naruto, you idiot, now I'm going to have to make everyone else do what I have laid out for you to do. You make me so angry.", His mind went back to those moments when those men would be flirting almost shamelessly with him, rubbing his hand, his leg, some offering to take him home. Sasuke watched it all, and could hardly contain himself, but since this was an occasion where it was necessary for him to do so, he managed to find a bit of self-control.

"Sasuke…" Naruto mumbled, fumbling over his own feet as he tried to determine which of the three Sasukes he was seeing was the 'real' one.

"What?"

"I'm getting really hot…" Naruto used his free hand to clumsily unbutton his vest and discard it on the ground.

"Keep your clothes on, you moron!" Sasuke ordered, trying not to look back to see if Naruto was going to continue.

"Would you have been mad if one of the guest took me?" Sasuke looked back and stared into hazy blue eyes.

"I would have been more than pissed. You belong to me, and I'm not one for sharing." He responded. He watched Naruto try to fight with his words, but in his drunken state it didn't seem like he had much of a filter.

"I hope you know…" The blond scratched at his head trying to find the correct thing to say, but opted for just opening his mouth, "I don't belong to you."

Naruto walked into the Uchiha's back. He refused to move, but he turned around and grabbed a handful of blond locks before opening up a hallway closet and tossing him in. Naruto yelped as he collided with the shelves, he slid down until his legs were sprawled out on the floor.

Crap, he plans on locking me in here… Naruto thought, rubbing at his achingly sore head. Wait, why's he coming in here with me? The raven walked in and shut the door behind him. The only light that was in the closet was the light coming from underneath the door, other than that it was almost completely dark.

"You really piss me off." He said again. He tore the blonde's head up, forcing his mouth onto the other man's. Naruto tried to moan out his disapproval. With his eyes screwed shut, he tried to push the larger man off of him, but found that in his inebriated state he was rather weak. Sasuke wrestled the blond until he was fully on the floor and the Uchiha was on top of him, straddling his waist.

"S-stop!" Naruto managed to breathe out, "I-I I'm not gay!" Maybe that'll give him the message!

"You never seemed to say so when all those other men were hitting on you." The Uchiha retorted, snaking his hand up the half-unbuttoned shirt.

Naruto yelped at the cold touch and turned his head towards the ground, "If I had the choice I would have kicked their asses! But you told us not to ruin anything!"

Sasuke would've said something had he not had the overwhelming urge to pull the blond back in for another kiss. Naruto moved his head back and forth with such force that Sasuke had to use both of his hands to keep the head still.

"You really make me so fucking angry." The raven pointed out once more. He reached his hand down to the black shorts of his employee and tugged at the button.

"W-Wai…" Naruto begged, he was starting to see dots in front of his eyes which meant anymore of this and he would pass out.

Sasuke did no such thing as 'wait' and took advantage of the weak moment. He flipped the smaller man onto his knees and snuck a hand down into his underwear. His own skin sparked as it touched the hot flesh and the lovely moan that came to his ears only egged him on all the more. His other hand pushed up the white shirt and began to tease the man's nipple.

"You don't seem to be protesting much anymore," He amusingly said, licking the tan earlobe.

Naruto placed his hands on the wall, trying hard not to make a sound, but finding it very difficult in this type of situation. The up and down motion of Sasuke's large hand was just about to drive him crazy. The raven squeezed the tip of Naruto's member, trying hard to coax a sound out of the blond.

"Guh…gck…", Naruto bit his bottom lip as the raven sped up his hand motion. He was trying to not lose his cool, but the hand was starting to get to him. The other hand was tugging on his nipple, he didn't even know that someone else's hand could feel that weird on his nipple!

Stop… No more… if this continues… "Uuuwaaaah…", His face turned red at the sound he made as he spilled into the waiting pale hand. Naruto's body went limp in the Uchiha's arm causing the pale man to smirk.

"How fast of you.", He reached up and tugged on the string to turn on the light and immediately became erect at the image of Naruto's half twisted body and that beautiful expression on his face. Naruto's upper half was twisted to the side, resting on his left shoulder as his bottom half was straight in the air. Blue eyes were watery and dusted over with a quite lustful expression, lust and anger.

"I-it's the alcohol!," Naruto barked, he took his hand and wiped the saliva that pooled from his mouth to the bottom of his chin away.

Sasuke paraded his hand soiled in Naruto's seed in front of the whiskered face, "Are you sure it's only the alcohol?"

The blond covered his mouth as his eyes fell to the ground. His cheeks burst into a light color of red as heat rose to his face, "D-Don't show me that! Why are you doing this!"

Sasuke's hands worked to unfasten his own pants as he stared hungrily at the blond, "Because you're mine. As soon as I decided to have you, you automatically belonged to me. There's no way to fight out of this web. The more you struggle the more entangled you'll become."

"I'm a man!" Naruto cried, his hips falling to the side, making his body crash to the cold floor.

Dark eyes flashed with anger, "How stupid of you to assume that that is the reason why I'm attracted to you." He grabbed the small waist and propped it back up. Blue eyes widened a fraction as he struggled to wiggle out of the Uchiha's vice grip.

"J-just how far do you plan on going!", Asked the blonde, he managed to topple over, but the effects of the alcohol was starting to make it harder and harder for him to continue his fight.

"Preferably, all the way. There's no point for me to stop."

"No point! How about I don't want to! As your point!" Sasuke hovered over the blond and forced his mouth onto the soft pink lips of Naruto, each time he kissed the smaller male, he found teeth firmly in the way of his tongue as he tried to push past the lips. His hand found it's way to the tan boy's member and began working it to life, his arm was being half-way crushed by the blond who was trying to close his legs. Naruto clenched his teeth and held onto the Uchiha's arm, trying to pull it up. The raven pulled on the blond hair and began licking the tan neck, earning some moans that filled the ears with much joy.

"Sasuke.. No more…", Naruto pleaded, trying to hold out for a little bit longer. Sasuke's head dove down and ran his tongue down the tan navel. He looked up to see blue eyes staring at him before he licked the tip of Naruto's sensitive flesh.

"Uwahh!" Naruto cried, tossing his head back. His foot lashed out as a reflex and kicked the Uchiha in the chest.

Ow… Sasuke thought as he swirled his tongue over the blonde's member. He had to force the legs open just so he could get his head down there. Naruto covered his eyes with his forearm, his breathing becoming labored. His chest heaved up and down, as his back arched, trying to pull away from the moist mouth.

"S-Stop, please!" Naruto cried, finding it more and more difficult to hold his moans back. They kept finding their way out of his throat, regardless of how much he fought to keep them locked inside. He looked up, he chomped down on his own finger to keep himself quiet, which annoyed the Uchiha who moved his head up and down at a much quicker pace.

Go ahead, I want to hear your voice. I've been longing for it for the past four years. Now that I finally have you, you can't keep it away from me.

"Ha… S-Sasuke… I- Guuuh…", Naruto squeezed his eyes shut, "I- Not… Mouth…"

Naruto could feel the raven smirk. Pale hands reached up and tweaked each of his nipples, creating such wonderful sounds that the Uchiha devoured immediately. He ran his tongue along side the tan shaft before engulfing it completely.

"Sasuke, N-No… Seriously…", Naruto sat up and tried to tug the Uchiha up by his hair, he really couldn't. Not in the yakuza's mouth!

Sasuke removed his mouth and blew on it, "Just enjoy." Was all he said before going back down.

"Whose enjoyi- UWAH! Sasuke! Uuuuuuuwaaaghhhh!", He arched his back and tossed up his head as he finished in the raven's mouth. Sasuke turned his head and spat in the corner. A proud smirk tugged at his lips as he kissed his way up the tan lithe body until he finally made it to his destination, the lips.

"You're gross…", Naruto complained.

Sasuke grabbed the blond and pulled him closer, "Time to prepare you for the finale."

More light poured into the closet and both males turned their head to see Lee standing there with Haku and Zabuza right behind him. Lee's face was completely red, Zabuza was rubbing sheepishly at the back of his head, like he just 'accidentally' stumbled across them and Haku was giggling into his fisted hand.

"Wow, that was one hell of a moan you gave there, blondie." Haku exclaimed, trying not to laugh.

Naruto kicked the Uchiha off of him and huddled into a corner, trying to hold his breath so he could pass out, or possibly never wake up again.

"I-I was re-requested to get you immediately.", Lee added, seeing the disapproval written all over his boss's face.

The Uchiha stood up and zipped his pants closed. There was so much anger in his face that it was practically written in marker. "You're late."

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Next chapter: Strangers with Candy

If you haven't noticed by now, there are some references to the movie '300' in this chapter! Also, there is a 'Twilight' reference in there, and I am in no way shape or form, a Twilight fan. Thank you very much for reading! (It's the Edward sparkling joke...)

Done! I hope you all don't mind that little lemon I tossed in at the end. I know some of you are mad that Lee interrupted. I know you'll appreciate the long chapter though. I hope I can game now, I've been typing for about thirteen hours today. xD I hope that the lemon suits your tastes.

I'll try to update soon again, until next time! Read and Review!

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