"Why? Why would I do this?"
Lori stared at the bathroom mirror in shock and confusion as she lifted her shirt and saw a tattoo right above her pants.
"I have a tattoo," she pulled her shirt back down, "on my underage backside!"
She looked at Lincoln's face in the mirror.
Busted!
You're busted!
I knew somehow that you could never truthfully be trusted
A tattoo? What were you thinking?
Perfect skin is not for inking
I won't have you be the star of Boys Gone Wild!
Oh no, you're busted!
Busted!
Dear bro...
"I smoke?!"
Lincoln stared at the box of cigarettes Leni handed him in shock.
"Leni, throw these away!"
He looked at the box again.
"Enabler?! AH! That's why my mouth tastes like carpet!"
He looked at Lori's face in the mirror.
Busted!
You're busted!
I'm shocked by what I've found
And I'm a little bit disgusted
And it's not like it's no biggie
Every time you sneak a ciggie, you are setting off a tiny cancer bomb!
But now you're busted!
Busted!
Dear sis...
Lincoln saw Lori's bedroom door open slightly in the mirror. He smirked and walked towards the door.
And what else are you hiding that you never thought I'd see?
Lori opened Lincoln's locker and started looking through it.
And what else are you hiding from the principal and me?
Lincoln found a stack of bill on the dresser.
These bills are overdue
God, money, what a pain
Lori found some library books in the back of the locker.
These books are overdue
It's money down the drain
She continued searching.
And here, a secret spot...
...Aha! I found your stash!
Lincoln found a stash of cigarettes in a box under her dresser.
He grabbed a trash bag and dumped them all in.
"This is so not organic!"
He looked at Lori's mirror.
Busted!
You're busted!
You're hosed now, I've exposed you!
You are through, you're done and dusted!
Lori glanced at her back where the tattoo was.
This is sketchy and it's kinky
She saw a Twinkle on the locker door. She smiled and unwrapped it.
Although, thank you for the Twinkle
'Cause we all need some cream filling now and then
She took a bite out of it, leaving cream around her mouth.
Although, you're busted!
Busted!
Again...
Lincoln smirked as he continued searching Lori's room.
"Mom, seriously, calm down!"
Rusty was on the phone with his mom.
Rusty's mom was holding a box full of chip bags she found in Rusty's room.
I found your secret munchies
So where'd you hide the bong?
"I don't do drugs. I eat Cheesies in bed 'cause they comfort me!"
Luan was looking in the bathroom mirror.
I thought this was a scrunchy
Turns out it was a thong
Luna's eyes widened as she walked into the bathroom.
"Luan! Get that out of your hair!"
Chandler was on the phone with his mom because she accidentally left her purse in his backpack. And Chandler had done some snooping.
I found your secret stash
He took out several bags of candy corn.
Candy corn? Mom, lame!
"It should be available year-round!," she defended.
Lisa was speaking with her fourth grade teacher.
I checked your browser, teach
Porn stars for shame!
"Just having a little fun!"
Lola and Lucy were eating lunch. Lola noticed Lucy was staring at a boy across from them.
I saw that look, oh jeez, Luc
You're hot for that old pear!
Lucy hid her face.
Luna was on the phone with Lynn, who had dropped a few CDs on her way to school.
I found all your CDs, Lynn
I knew that you liked pop!
Lynn blushed madly over the phone.
All: And dishonesty can hurt
And lies we can't accept
But the biggest thing I learned
Snooping while you slept
Is with moms and dads and kids
Some secrets should be kept
But now you're busted!
(Busted!)
You're busted!
(Busted!)
Your fine and ever shiny reputation has been rusted
You're cheeky and you're sneaky
And a little maladjusted
I'm muddled and befuddled
And entirely not trusted
I told you when you're older, you would wished we had discussed it
Now I'm off to find the rest that you conceal!
Oh no, you're busted!
Yeah-huh, you're busted!
Ooh-ooh, you're busted!
Busted!
For real!
Lincoln found a small box in Lori's closet. He opened it and saw several pasta pieces and some string.
"A box filled with old pasta? That's just weird."
He dumped it into the garbage. But when he looked in the garbage again, he noticed something familiar.
He grabbed the string and saw that all the pasta pieces were attached to it like a necklace. There were even a few blue beads on it.
Now Lincoln recognized it. It was the necklace he made for Lori in second grade. But he thought she had thrown it away.
This necklace that I made her
"Huh."
He put it on and looked at it in the mirror. He smiled and played one of the pasta pieces.
It's actually not half-bad
Lori found an orange journal in the back of Lincoln's locker. She opened it and saw a note written on the front.
To my favorite little brother, have a great first day of kindergarten!
Love, Lori
Lori's eyes widened. This was the journal she gave Lincoln on his first day of school. But she thought he stopped using it years ago.
The journal that I gave him
She turned the page and saw several drawings of him and his family. Along with their parents.
And the family with mom and dad
Lori smiled as she looked through the journal and saw more drawings and a few taped photographs.
All these secrets that he keeps
All these things I wished I'd known
Lincoln smiled as he took off the necklace and looked at it in his hands.
And some I'm glad I know now
But some should stay...
He put the necklace back in the box and closed it.
...her own
He put the box back in the closet and smiled as he closed the door.
