"Why? Why would I do this?"

Lori stared at the bathroom mirror in shock and confusion as she lifted her shirt and saw a tattoo right above her pants.

"I have a tattoo," she pulled her shirt back down, "on my underage backside!"

She looked at Lincoln's face in the mirror.

Busted!

You're busted!

I knew somehow that you could never truthfully be trusted

A tattoo? What were you thinking?

Perfect skin is not for inking

I won't have you be the star of Boys Gone Wild!

Oh no, you're busted!

Busted!

Dear bro...


"I smoke?!"

Lincoln stared at the box of cigarettes Leni handed him in shock.

"Leni, throw these away!"

He looked at the box again.

"Enabler?! AH! That's why my mouth tastes like carpet!"

He looked at Lori's face in the mirror.

Busted!

You're busted!

I'm shocked by what I've found

And I'm a little bit disgusted

And it's not like it's no biggie

Every time you sneak a ciggie, you are setting off a tiny cancer bomb!

But now you're busted!

Busted!

Dear sis...

Lincoln saw Lori's bedroom door open slightly in the mirror. He smirked and walked towards the door.

And what else are you hiding that you never thought I'd see?


Lori opened Lincoln's locker and started looking through it.

And what else are you hiding from the principal and me?


Lincoln found a stack of bill on the dresser.

These bills are overdue

God, money, what a pain


Lori found some library books in the back of the locker.

These books are overdue

It's money down the drain

She continued searching.

And here, a secret spot...


...Aha! I found your stash!

Lincoln found a stash of cigarettes in a box under her dresser.

He grabbed a trash bag and dumped them all in.

"This is so not organic!"

He looked at Lori's mirror.

Busted!

You're busted!

You're hosed now, I've exposed you!


You are through, you're done and dusted!

Lori glanced at her back where the tattoo was.

This is sketchy and it's kinky

She saw a Twinkle on the locker door. She smiled and unwrapped it.

Although, thank you for the Twinkle

'Cause we all need some cream filling now and then

She took a bite out of it, leaving cream around her mouth.

Although, you're busted!


Busted!

Again...

Lincoln smirked as he continued searching Lori's room.


"Mom, seriously, calm down!"

Rusty was on the phone with his mom.


Rusty's mom was holding a box full of chip bags she found in Rusty's room.

I found your secret munchies

So where'd you hide the bong?


"I don't do drugs. I eat Cheesies in bed 'cause they comfort me!"


Luan was looking in the bathroom mirror.

I thought this was a scrunchy

Turns out it was a thong

Luna's eyes widened as she walked into the bathroom.

"Luan! Get that out of your hair!"


Chandler was on the phone with his mom because she accidentally left her purse in his backpack. And Chandler had done some snooping.

I found your secret stash

He took out several bags of candy corn.

Candy corn? Mom, lame!


"It should be available year-round!," she defended.


Lisa was speaking with her fourth grade teacher.

I checked your browser, teach

Porn stars for shame!

"Just having a little fun!"


Lola and Lucy were eating lunch. Lola noticed Lucy was staring at a boy across from them.

I saw that look, oh jeez, Luc

You're hot for that old pear!

Lucy hid her face.


Luna was on the phone with Lynn, who had dropped a few CDs on her way to school.

I found all your CDs, Lynn

I knew that you liked pop!


Lynn blushed madly over the phone.


All: And dishonesty can hurt

And lies we can't accept

But the biggest thing I learned

Snooping while you slept

Is with moms and dads and kids

Some secrets should be kept

But now you're busted!

(Busted!)

You're busted!

(Busted!)

Your fine and ever shiny reputation has been rusted

You're cheeky and you're sneaky

And a little maladjusted

I'm muddled and befuddled

And entirely not trusted

I told you when you're older, you would wished we had discussed it

Now I'm off to find the rest that you conceal!

Oh no, you're busted!

Yeah-huh, you're busted!

Ooh-ooh, you're busted!

Busted!

For real!


Lincoln found a small box in Lori's closet. He opened it and saw several pasta pieces and some string.

"A box filled with old pasta? That's just weird."

He dumped it into the garbage. But when he looked in the garbage again, he noticed something familiar.

He grabbed the string and saw that all the pasta pieces were attached to it like a necklace. There were even a few blue beads on it.

Now Lincoln recognized it. It was the necklace he made for Lori in second grade. But he thought she had thrown it away.

This necklace that I made her

"Huh."

He put it on and looked at it in the mirror. He smiled and played one of the pasta pieces.

It's actually not half-bad


Lori found an orange journal in the back of Lincoln's locker. She opened it and saw a note written on the front.

To my favorite little brother, have a great first day of kindergarten!

Love, Lori

Lori's eyes widened. This was the journal she gave Lincoln on his first day of school. But she thought he stopped using it years ago.

The journal that I gave him

She turned the page and saw several drawings of him and his family. Along with their parents.

And the family with mom and dad

Lori smiled as she looked through the journal and saw more drawings and a few taped photographs.

All these secrets that he keeps

All these things I wished I'd known


Lincoln smiled as he took off the necklace and looked at it in his hands.

And some I'm glad I know now

But some should stay...

He put the necklace back in the box and closed it.

...her own

He put the box back in the closet and smiled as he closed the door.