Hey guys. Scarlet Magpie here. I don't have Sketch's commentary yet. I'll post this and edit it when she posts her commentary on here.

Chapter 7: When Pedowolves attack!!

The crew arrived at Enies Lobby.

Random WG agent # 1 said, "Look Random WG agent # 2, the Straw-hat pirates are here! Should we warn CP9?" Random WG Agent # 2 shook his head no and said, "We CAN'T!! We are in the Mary-Sue realm! That would make too much sense!" "That's right!" Random WG agent said.

They started to laugh, "ha ha ha!" They chuckled.  (ACTUALLY LINE from the infamous New Moon.)

"Okay Guys! Let's go find Nami's wallet cause we can't just buy her a new one!" Luffy stated.

"Right!" The crew shouted. They went inside the Tower of Justice. The guards didn't notice them because Ice is sooooooooooo~ hot that they got distracted because they were sleeping. Bunch of slackers working at the World Government. Spandam sure knows how to pick his men!

"Okay. I think we should split up so that way we cover more ground. Luffy, Zoro, Sanji, you take the hallway on the right. Don't get raped by any Fan girls on the way. Nami, Robin, Chopper, Franky, take the hallway on the left. I'll take the hallway north so I can get raped cause I'm a slut." Ice declared smartly AND SEXLY!!

Ice began to walk down the Northern Hall. She was wearing a short baby blue mini-skirt, a sluttish white halter-top and NO UNDERWEAR CAUSE SHE IS SLUT!!

The hallway was silent, like a ghost town. The only sound heard was the sound of her footsteps. She began to feel a bit paranoid and then………………… "AWOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"

Something pounced on top of her and raped her. It was……PEDOWOLF Jyabura!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO~!!!! JYABURA IS ONE OF THE COOLEST VILLIANS EVER!!! THIS IS WHAT ACTUALLY HAPPENS AND IT DISGUSTS ME!! KILL ME NOW SKETCH!! KILL ME NOW!!

He was in his half-wolf state as he raped her. He was really horny and she was there. So he raped her even though he works for the World Government and rape is illegal. Way to enforce a law their Jyabura…

Normally, someone whom was being raped would be terrified shit-less but Ice, however seem to enjoy it. God this chick has no morals does she!?

"Oh…oh….OH!!" Ice screamed as she began to have an organsm. And then…. "AWOOOOOOOO-YEAH!!!" Pedowolf Jyabura yelped. She could tell (by using her Devil Fruit Powers) that he too, was having an organsm. I'm surprised that no has stopped them yet. They are in a hallway after all.

Jyabura stopped raping her and left because he had enough ass for one day.

Ice lay on the ground, tired.

Scarlet Magpie's alternate ending: "Oh…oh….OH!!" Ice screamed as she began to have an organsm. And then…. "AWOOOOOOOO-YEAH!!!" Pedowolf Jyabura yelped. She could tell (by using her Devil Fruit Powers) that he too, was having an organsm.

And then………………………………………

"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING MOTHERF*****S"

It was…………………………………………………….Dumbledore from My Immortal!

Dumbledore shouted a spell at Ice Crystal and she became nothing more than a pile of ashes and then disappeared into the My Immortal Universe. All the character of One Piece forgot about the Sue and CP9 came and they started to have kick-ass fight scenes that were in the manga/anime. Everything had gotten back to normal in the One Piece universe that Oda had attended to be. I wish this was the End but unfortunately….that is not the case….

END OF CHAPTER 7!! Me and Sketch do not own My Immortal…

This Chapter was improved by Pedowolf: Pedobear's cousin from the North! AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-YEAH!!