FAIL! Pt. 1

A/N: Hey~ Sorry for the long wait! SS Fair was kicking me in the ass, so I had to work day and night to finish my report and backboard two days before it was due on Friday. So yeah. You can say I am a procrastinator~ So yeah. Sorry bout that.

I don't own Homestuck. Sorry I'm not demented enough to be Hussie peoples. ENJOY~~~~!

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NO POV (for once)

Caroline wandered into the room, stumbling from the remaining headache she had from last night, carrying her cereal. She meandered over to the couch and plopped down, kicking her feet up onto the coffee table and turned on the TV. She had accidentally kicked Eridan's wand, but she didn't notice that. What she DID notice was the large pop and sparks before passing out on the couch for a few hours. Oh boy would her headache get worse...

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ERIDAN'S POV

Oh my cod, did my head hurt. I don't know why, but I thought something was sitting on my chest. Did Caroline own a cat? No, I don't think so... I would have seen it. I groaned and my voice seemed a different pitch. I thought for a second and immediately sat up, knowing I left my wand on the table. It must have rolled off and did something. I glance down and notice that I am no longer male. Well. How about that?

I was actually kinda used to stuff like this happening to me a lot. The others were in for a shock though. I walked over and changed into some reasonably fitting clothes before walking downstairs to find a guy crashed on the couch, holding a soggy bowl of cereal. He had shaggy blonde hair and was wearing girls PJ pants with a simple t-shirt on. His mouth was open slightly with a bit of drool coming out. I just laughed a little and grabbed the cereal and brought it to the kitchen.

I dumped the cereal out and brought a blanket over for Caroline seeing as he was probably cold. This house is so big, and I can never find where that stupid draft comes from! I hear shuffling by the stairs and see a girl with long wild hair step out. She still had this drowsy look that screamed she still wasn't awake to notice anything different. She wore gray Cancer themed PJ's and for some reason had a crab plush under her arm. Must be Karkat, boy is she gonna be pissed.

"Mornin' Kar. Howwed you sleep?" I only wince slightly at my voice, but I certainly jar the girl out of whatever little reverie she was in.

"Huh?! Wait a minute..." She looked down at herself and her eyes widened, opening her mouth to scream. I let her, not really caring since I need everyone up anyway. Caroline fell off the couch and almost hit his head on the coffee table, whining about having a headache before noticing the change as well. He took it surprisingly well, just taking a glance at me, Karkat, and the wand on the floor.

Two more thumps sounded on the floor above us, and I heard an angry female voice screeching my name. A girl with long black hair with double horns stormed over and grabbed the front of my pj shirt.

"ED, what the FUCK did you DO TO ME!?" She shouted and shook me violently, almost banging my head angainst the counter. I escaped her grasp and rubbed my shoulders and mumbled incoherent things under my breath.

"I had nothin' to do wwith it! I don't knoww wwhy it happened, but it did. So calm your tits Sol." I snapped and stormed to my room, slamming the door.

REMI'S POV

I was just sleeping peacefully, snoozing in one of Caroline's guest bedrooms. The party from last night had drained me, and I was exhausted. So when I thought I heard Caroline screeching from downstairs, I just chucked my stuffed bear at the door. I didn't yell, or move other wise.

I kinda just lazed there, snoozing until someone slammed open the door and jumped on my bed, promptly scaring the shit outta me.

"REMI! Remi! Wake up, wake up, wake up! COME ON! UP AND AT'EM!"

I wanted to punch this guy in the face. Which one was it? If it was Eridan, screw punching him in the face. I'll just skip to kicking him in the nuts. The guy finally stopped jumping on the bed, and I glared up at them, my eyes rivaling those of Kyoya's in that one episode of Ouran Highschool Host Club. But then I blinked.

The guy trying to wake me up had shaggy blonde hair, turquoise blue eyes, and the strangest look on his face. He looked familiar... Did Caroline have a twin brother...? No, I'm pretty sure she didn't.

"What do you want?" What was wrong with my voice? Was I screaming so much last night that my voice left me? I flopped my head back down and groaned, not liking where this was going.

"Damn. At least you don't look much different..." I look back up to notice the guy was pouting. I glance down at myself and don't notice much. But I must be different, because according to this guy, I look a bit different. I get up and glance at the mirror, shock covering my face instantly.

"Holy shit... I'M TALLER! And whats with my hair? And my voice? Wait a minute..." I look back at the weird guy I thought I knew, which I happened to be I level with, and stare at him for a second. He actually looks REALLY familiar...

"Caroline...?" I ask tentatively, the guy nodding slowly, like it was obvious. "So that means... Why?"

"Eridan's wand." Was all he said before leaving me to process the info he just dropped on me. So this was caused by Eridan? But why would that imbecile do this? And what was with the girly scream from downstairs? UGH, I have too many questions and not enough answers.

I stumble downstairs, not bothering with my slippers, since they probably don't fit anymore. I head for the girl with the purple highlighted bangs and stand in front of her. She looks up at me expectantly, as if she knows I want something from her.

All I could think to do was to step forward and start trying to strangle her. Of course the others flipped their shit over this, and tried to stop me, but I stopped caring. When they finally managed to pry my hands from her neck, Eridan's face had turned purple with her blood. I walked off to the kitchen and made myself a bowl of Frosted Flakes to calm my mood. My thoughts?

'What the hell have I just been thrown into?'

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A/N: Here you go! This going to be two parts, kay? Hope you don't mind.

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