The Robot attempted to drill into Tails and Amy, but they both jumped out of the way.
EggMan:HOOHOO! Nice Dodge, but my Egg Tunneler will Drill through you before you even get the chance to fight back!
Amy: "She pulled out her piko hammer and launched towards" Take this!
EggMan: "He easily slammed amy across the cavern launching her into Tails" Launching egglectro cage! "A slot in the robot chest opened open shooting out rocket powered drills that shot towards Amy and Tails"
The 2 paniced at what they thought was there soon but the drills landed around them stuck in the ground
Amy:...it missed?
Tails: Uh?...
Amy:Ha! Nice try EggMan but your lousy attack failed!
The drills suddenly shot out electrical current around the two trapping them in a cube of violent energy.
Amy:Oh…..spoke to soon….
EggMan: "The egg tunneler walked with heavy steps towards them" It's seems that with out that little blue rodent around, You two are quite easy to handle. "He chuckled" Well it was all in good fun but now it's time to say goodnight!
As the egg tunneler drill began to Pierce through the electric forcefield a blue and red blur dropped kicked the massive robot to the ground creating a cloud of dust and dirt while leaving both Amy and Tails stunned
Amy & Tails:SONIC!?
Mario: "He landed in front of the forcefielda" Nope! Mario! "He did his macho Man pose from smash brothers"
The two looked at him in confusion
Tails: Who?
Mario: "The plumber fell down in disbelief and stood back up again" You can't be serious!? You know!? Mario! The hero of kingdom!? Stomper of Bowser's!?
Amy:... Who's Bowser?
Before the plumber could say anything the egg tunneler smacked him away while he was distracted
Mario: Gah!? "He was launched straight through the tavern wall and felt something slip into his overalls as he fell" What the!? "He didn't have time to fish it out because the egg tunneler was charging straight towards him"
EggMan: I don't care who you are! But if your here to get in my way your as good as dead! "The egg tunneler lifted his drill and swung it towards Mario"
Mario: "He smirked and quickly swung back" Bring it!
EggMan: "He laughed" FOOL!
There was a loud crash followed by the sound of breaking metal
Mario: "Mario stood smiling with his fist held outward and smoking" Hehe….
EggMan: H-How!? "The egg tunnelers arm was punched clean off and all that was left was nothing more than ripped metal and loose circuits" N-no!
Mario: Hey! At least I'm not your father! *Star wars reference*
Amy and Tails we're stunned but at the same time releaved that they were saved
EggMan: "He gritted his teeth" I refuse to be beaten but some random nobody who appeared out of nowhere! "He pressed a button that caused the drills in the electric shield to lift up, freeing Amy and Tails and then shot towards mario"
Mario: "He smiled again and dodged the drills" If there's anyone who needs a drilling! It's a loose screw like you!
The rocket drills rebounded and flew at Mario again but the red plumber latched on to the ege tunneler.
EggMan: What!? "he realized what his plan was"
Mario: "As soon as the drills got close to Mario he jumped off of the robots body allowing the drills to Pierce through the metal monstousity" And everything comes full circle! "He landed and watched the robot collapse"
EggMan: "His egg pod shoots out of the egg tunneler" I've still got one more trick up my sleeve! "He presses a button that causes the egg tunneler to explode causing the cavern to collapse"
Tails: IS HE CRAZY!?
Amy: YOUR GONNA BURY ALL OF US!
EggMan: Hehe! My egg capsule will keep me safe for the debris fool! And I'll just contact my robots to dig me out and find the emerald in the rubble!
Mario reacted quickly and ran towards Amy and Tails wrapping his arms around there waist as the ceiling fell from the cavern.
Mario: "He looked up and saw a large rock fall from the roof of the cavern exposing light leading to the outside" Hold on!
Amy & tails: TOO WHAT!?
Mario began jumping on large falling pieces of debris making his way higher to the opening in the ceiling
Mario: "He jumped through the hole easily while holding onto Amy and Tails" YAHOO! "He landed directly outside of the Forrest that the cave entrance was located at and dropped the two people he saved" is everyone ok?
Amy: "She stood and dusted herself off but remained speechless"...
Tails: "He simply stood" Yeah! Thanks for the help!
Mario: Any Time! "He held his thumb up and smiled"
The two looked at his smile, they've seen it before, it was one from someone that went missing for awhile
Amy: "Amy snapped out of her trance and realized the situation" Just who are you anyways!?
Mario:...You truly don't know me?
Tails: No…. I mean should we?
Cappy:(Wow these people really don't know who Mario is)
Mario: "At first Mario was truly shocked but then laughed it off" I can see what's happening here….
Amy:Well I hope you can tell cause we would like to know!
Mario: Your face to face with greatness and strange.
Tails: I think it's strange that your singing
Mario: You don't even know what to say! It's adorable! Well it's nice to see that people never change!
Amy: We seriously don't know who you are….
Mario: Yes it'sa me! Mario, breathe it in! I know it's a lot: the hat, the stache.
When you starring at an Italian!
Amy:Can I wack with my hammer?
Tails: I kinda wanna see where this goes…. Plus he just saved us…
Mario:What Can I say except "you're welcome" For the Coins, the happiness and peace!
Hey, it's okay, it's okay, you're welcome! I'm just your ordinary red caped guy!
Cappy opened his eyes and winked at both tails and Amy.
Mario: Hey, what has two thumbs and kicked Bowser butt, when toads were waddling ye high? This guy!
Amy: Toads?
Mario: When the desert got hot, who stomped on the sun above? Your looking at him bro!
Also I cleaned up the beach, that was filled with electric ink!
Amy: What is he on about?
Tails:Shh!
Mario:So, what can I say except "You're welcome"? For saving your lovely dreams? There's no need for thanks, you're welcome! I guess just my way of being me! You're welcome, you're welcome!
Amy:Where is the music coming from? "Looking around for the source of music"
Mario:Well, come to think of it
Kids, honestly I could go on and on!
I can tell every adventure I went on!
The paintings, the world and Even the Galaxy?
Oh please, I have more story's than just a trilogy!
I met an eel, and stole a star from it's butt!
Met a big wiggler, and made it shurnk!
I've got many stories to tell!
Even one where I went to hell!
So many places I've been, so many things I'm involved in!
It's makes just want to start tippity tapping!
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha hey!
Before Mario could finish Amy bashed him on the head with her hammer
Mario:AH! "He grabbed his head in pain"
Amy: I'm only gonna say this once, who are you!?
Mario: I'm mario!
Cappy: "A bit dazed" I'm Cappy…
After a weird introduction, Mario will soon realize that he isn't even on his own planet, let alone dimensions, how will him he get home? What awaits the red cursade now? Found out on the next chapter. Also I'm sorry about the errible Moana you're welcome parody.
