It's a pity you're here,

Go home, your useless,

With all of your fear,

Your just a nuisance,

But alas, you won't leave,

Nothing more stubborn,

You make me seethe,

From one woman to another,

But we share a secret,

We hate the Queen,

So we'll boil that ingrate,

And make her scream,

I suppose I should be nice,

I owe you a greeting,

This comes with a price,

You will not be leaving,

So,

Welcome home Alice,

The fright is delightful,

Play with such malice,

It's all very frightful,

But we love, yes love,

What you've done with the place,

It looks so undone,

Such a lovely taste.