a/n: still don't own twilight../but I'm working on it!

Chimeofbells: Bella

Debussyrules: Edward

Debussyrules: how was dinner?

Chimeofbells: not my best work but Charlie really enjoyed it!

Debussyrules: oh, so tell me, how did she think she was doing a favor?

Chimeofbells: she thought the chicken was a morphed turkey!

Debussyrules: WHAT???

Chimeofbells: She said she was trying to get it back to its original state.

Chimeofbells: And she still believes it was a turkey!

Debussyrules: Wow you friend is more nuts than she was letting on…when is she leaving?

Chimeofbells: tomorrow…she does her community service down in phoenix!

Pranksta entered the chat room

Emoboy entered the chat room

Pranksta: did you see the look on that old lady's face when we asked where the gravy was?

Emoboy: we have to do things like this more often that was incredibly fun

Luvtoshop entered the chat room.

Luvtoshop: JASPER I AM SO MAD AT YOU!!1

Luvtoshop: the police are coming to the door in 15 minutes,

Mr. Varner saw you!!!

Pranksta: awesome…was he the one I mooned in the cleaning aisle?

Chimeofbells: Oh gosh disgusting.

Debussyrules: Good job guys

Chimeofbells: EDWARD!!

Debussyrules: Sorry, love but it seems awesome!

Emoboy: Alice you have to hide us…if Carlisle finds out…

Pranksta: maybe Carlisle will want to come with us next time!

Luvtoshop: there is not going to be a next time!

Pranksta: that's up to Carlisle

Emoboy: Sorry hun … we didn't know you wanted to come, you can next time.

Lookatme entered the chat room

Luvtoshop: 10 minutes till the police are here…I would go tell Carlisle what you did.

Lookatme: he already knows…how the hell did I end up marring you, Emmett?

Pranksta: ALICE, help… I'll never make fun of you for being short again, I swear!

Luvtoshop: How did he find out?

Lookatme: that person you mooned wasn't Mr. Varner, it was Esme! She is really mad!!

Emoboy: Oh, didn't you slap your butt at her!

Debussyrules: Oh god you're in trouble!

Chimeofbells: I want to watch him get yelled at!

Debussyrules: I'll come get you, love.

Pranksta: Alice, hide me, please!

Luvtoshop: No! This is going to be funny!

Debussyrules has exited the chat room

Chimeofbells: I'll see all ya'll in a few!

Chimeofbells has exited the chat room.

Emoboy: Alice, hun, please help!!

Pranksta: ALICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

a/n find out what happened to Emmett and Jasper in the next chapter!!

And thanx again for the reviews…im not sure but I think jake might be coming up in the next few chapters!