"OW! Oh, and Lizzy?",said Peter and Lisa gave him another hit on his head for the nickname and said after that:"Thank you for the pencils. I'll give it back to you after the lesson."
Samantha just sight and gave up to get an answer from Peter but Mister Dunderhats doesn't like being forgotten and yelled:"OI! YOUR TEACHER IS IN FRONT OF THE CLASS! HAVE SOME MANNERS AND KNOCK FIRST BEFORE YOU BARGE IN MISTER!''
Peter looked with raised eyebrows at Mister Dunderhats and said:"How can you tell me about manners when you're the one doing all the yelling and not even introduce yourself? Have some shame, old man!"
"OUT!",yelled Mister Dunderhats and Peter went outside.
"AND YOU TWO, MISS PARKER AND MISS RICHES, ARE GOING TO THE PRINCIPAL. NOW, GET OUT OF MY CLASS OR YOU'LL GET FOUR MONTH DETENTION WITH ME. DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME NOW?!",yelled Mister Dunderhats in anger.
Lisa looked at Samantha and then to Mister Dunderhats and said in horror:"That's like eight years of listening to bad opera! I can't survive that kind of torture! I would rather eat soap with water in prison or shop until my feet are destroyed, ... No, I wouldn't. Shopping could be worse... Anyway... I would rather go and catch a bear and tiger at once then to listen to your bad German and telling us how to do it. I would rather go to hell and stay there with my kin while waiting for hell to unfreeze."
Everyone looked at Lisa for her little speech and Samantha took it as their que to go to the principal before the class began to wake up from their shock. Samantha was happy that she knew how Lisa could speak or she would be one of their classmates now. Lisa and Samantha arrived at the door of the principal and knocked on the door, only for the secretary to tell them to wait for five minutes. Lisa couldn't wait that long on a chair and told the secretary how they really needed to instal a TV for the kids that wait for the principal.
Samantha dragged her back to the chair and whispered:"Sit down, keep quiet and don't make our punishment worse."
"How can it get worse? As long as it isn't shopping and Mister Dunderbats teaching, nothing can be worse.",said Lisa without a doubt in her voice.
At that moment, the secretary told Lisa and Samantha that they could go and see the principal. Lisa went first inside with a look of indifference while Samantha went inside with a look full of worry, resignment and amusement. Inside of the principal office, Lisa just threw herself on one of the chairs while Samantha waited to get one offered. When the principal asked if they wanted to drink however, Samantha was the first to answer.
Samantha said loudly, bordering on screaming:"Coffee!''
Lisa looked at Samantha and said:"You're caffeine-addicted!"
Samantha looked at Lisa with a smirk and said:"Coffee tastes the best when someone else buys it or makes it. Don't judge me on that."
Lisa and Samantha totally forgot the principal and Lisa even went so far as to say:"You're right, nothing beats stupid people making or bringing our food and drinks. I wish there was some turkey here right now."
"*Fake-cough* I'm sorry for interupting but what can I do for you?",asked the principal after Lisa's comment.
Lisa and Samantha looked at the school principal and said together:"We've been send by Mister Dunderbats."
The principal looks confused until het understood who Lisa and Samantha meant and said:"Alright, you can choose between: A, spend as long as Mister Dunderhats wants in detention. B, go out and shop some stuff for me or C, you do both the detention and the shopping. Which do you choose?"
"Is there a plan D somewhere too? Because, I don't like these odds.",said Lisa with raised brows.
The principal gave a smile and answered:"No, there is no plan D. You can only choose from these three plans or you'll get C by default."
"Come on, Lili! How difficult is the choosing?! Just say B and we can be finished by the end of the day.",said Samantha while trying to get Lisa to see reason.
"B-but Sammy~! Detention is like a horror start but shopping will kill my feet! I don't know what I can do! But C is definatly out of the question because that means that I'm getting torture and killed feet by the end of the day.",whined Lisa while giving Samantha a look with fake sadness however, the principal didn't know that and began to wonder if it was really that bad.
Samantha sight and said:"Mister principal, you said that we could have some drinks but we still don't have them. Where are they?!"
"You're going off topic Sammy.",said Lisa to Samantha.
Samantha looked with a look of borderline insanity and said:"I know~ but it's like the police. First safety, no service. What can I say? Coffee is holier than The Lord himself."
Lisa and the principal looked at Samantha like she's stupid but Samantha didn't say anything else but that she would take plan B with or without Lisa. Lisa looked at Samantha with fake-shock and asked her how she could do something like that. Samantha smirked and just said that it was easy to choose which torture was less painful and as short as possible. Lisa thought about it for a few minutes and began to nod after another minute.
Lisa answered:"I choose plan B as well. I mean, if Sammy can do one thing, is trying to stay out of trouble. I mean, I just kick someones ass with a highkick or a lowkick but Sammy-dear has her weapon of choice always with her as if it's part of her life."
"And which weapon would that be, Miss Riches?",asked the principal with curiosity.
Lisa sniggered and said:"Pepper-spray."
"Pepper-spray. Miss Parker, what do you want to achieve with pepper-spray?",asked the principal with a flat tone.
Samantha went cherry-red and said:"I can also do a middlekick. It's easy. Just think of soccer except that they don't try to kick someone between their legs."
The principal winced at that thought and went back to the topping beforehand, namely... shopping. Lisa got the shopping list while Samantha got the money for the ... Groceries? Lisa looked at it again and said a few thing outloud like: carrots, potatoes, poptarts, mushrooms and pork. Samantha said something about being used as a donkey or mule while the principal sits at his bureau and propably laugh at Lisa and Samanthas expense. Lisa muttered how she would kill the principal in the worst way possible but Samantha didn't say anything about it like she does any other time.
Samantha went with Lisa's idea of a killing plan for the principal but Samantha shot a few of her ideas to Lisa for her to decide if she wants to use it or not. Lisa looked at Samantha with shock when the first idea came from Samantha but also delighted that Lisa could see how Samantha began to lighten up in happiness again. Lisa began to say more ideas and Samantha came up ideas for Lisa's favourite weapon, the baseball bat, and Samantha's favourite weapon, a.k.a. Pepper-spray, for use of torture but before they went inside of the shopping centre, Samantha told Lisa that everything they talked about would be fiction.
"Aw~ I liked your unreasonable side. Go back, go back, go back!",whined Lisa in disappointment.
Samantha laughed and told Lisa:"OK, you'll take one half of the list, I'll take the other side. That way, we'll be finished faster."
Lisa agreed reluctanly and told Samantha how she doesn't want to do it for their principal and that she regret her decision. Samantha told Lisa how she could go back to school and stay with Mister Dunderhats for detention. Lisa and wanted to say something when the song: Let's go to the mall (Robin Sparkles [ watch?v=imjTIEmqtXY ]) began.
Let's go to the mall, everybody! Come on Jessica, come on Tori,
Let's go to the mall, you won't be sorry
Put on your jelly bracelets
And your cool graffiti coat
At the mall, having fun is what it's all about
"No. Fucking. WAY! DO YOU REALLY HAVE TO PLAY THAT STUPID MALL SONG FOR EVERYONE WITH A BAD MOOD?!",yelled Lisa in anger/surprise at the irony of hearing some song about the thing that she hates to do.
I haven't done my homework yet (That's OK!)
And you know how my parents get (Whatever!)
I don't care,'cause all my friends are gonna be there
Let's go to the mall today
Samantha began to laugh over Lisa's reaction and said:"That's karma if I didn't know any."
Everybody come and play
Throw every last care away
Lets go to the mall, today
Lets go to the mall everybody!
Lisa couln't help her anymore and began to laugh too but not for long, because Samantha said then:"I'll give Peter a reason to listen to this song now."
There's this boy I like
Met him at the food court
He's got hair like Gretzky
And he does jumps on his skateboard
I hope he asks me out
Takes me to my favorite spot
It'll be just him and me
(But don't forget the robot)
Lisa couldn't ignore Samantha's teasing and said in a deadly voice:"Don't you dare, bitch."
Dad says I'm too young to date (Lame!)
But baby, I don't want to wait (Let's do it!)
That's OK, I'm going to rock your body anyway
I'm going to rock your body 'til Canada Day
Samantha ignored Lisa and sang:"
Everybody come and play
Throw every last care away
Let's go to the mall today"
Lisa couln't help herself and sang the next phrases:"
I went to the mall with a couple of friends
I had a whole week's allowance to spend
I want hoop earrings and a Benetton shirt
We came here to shop and we came here to flirt
I turned around and who should I see
Prime Minister Brian Mulroney
He said, "Young lady, I don't approve."
So I had to get down and bust a crazy move
Hit it Fred, come on
Let's go to the mall"
People crowded by Lisa and Samantha and three boys and two girls even begun to dance while Lisa and Samantha sang with everyone:"
Let's go to the mall, everybody!
Everybody come and play
Throw every last care away
Let's go to the mall today"
Then, only Lisa and Samantha sung the last phrase:"
Everybody loves the mall!
Everybody come and play (Yeah!)
Throw every last care away (I love my hoop earrings!)
Let's go to the mall today"
Everyone was sad that Lisa and Samantha stopped and even threathened the shop-owner to never shop in his mall if he didn't ask the girls what they could sing in their beautiful voice. Lisa stood straighter with the praise while Samantha blushed and look down on the floor. The shop-owner went to Lisa and Samantha and asked which song they wanted to sing.
"We only dance and sing if you pay us. Right Sammy?",said Lisa while crossing her arms.
