Am I reading this right!? Is this actually an update? Two days in a row!? Yeah right. Well I thought the last one was uber short so this is a little add on, not much either but here goes anyways.
I do not own Twilight, no I don't own Twilight, crazy right! Actually I own a couple Twilights...But I don't think thats what the question's asking...
Behold the EdwardAwesomeness :D
How Can I Survive This?
"Square root 6,879,451."
"2, 622.870755," he answered immediately. "Really Bella, kid stuff." He flashed that all-knowing superior smile.
"mmmhmmm, how about Unnilquadium?"
"Chemical Symbol: Unq, Atomic Number: 104, Atomic Weight: 261. Radioactive transactinide element. Expected to have similar chemical properties to those displayed by hafnium. Rf-260 was discovered by the Joint Nuclear Research Institute at Dubna in 1964. Researchers at Berkeley discovered Unq-257 and Unq-258 in 1964 as well." he snaked his head to look at me again, arms crossed in a way meant to look annoyed but it was really quite adorable.
"Okay, Assessment complete, you're my new tutor," I said brightly. His face broke out in his spectacular crooked grin and I sighed. As much as he may try o hide it I knew he loved showing off how incredibly smart he was.
We were gliding across the blacktop in one of the most beautiful machines known to man. Of course I got my way as I was currently seated in the driver's seat speedily heading towards campus. I didn't really regard the speed limit I once had, It was simply too slow, why waste an engine screaming to reach the triple digits?
"So how much farther is this place, Mr. Intelligent?"
"I'm sure if I was driving we would already be there..."
"Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just answer the question."
"It's just around the corner."
I made the turn and my mouth dropped. My vampiric sight just made the view all the more spectacular. I was really here.
***
"Yes!" I screamed and jumped on the bed.
Alice laughed and I reclined on my new blue bedspread. We were setting up our giant new rooms for the next year of our lives. I was sharing with Alice and Rosalie, and the boys were all rooming together on the floor below us. Alice had taken it upon herself to lavish every section of the room in high end decorations; I couldn't care less. Lavender, purple, fusia, I may be able to see the differences in color but a color's just a color. Rosalie was staring at her flawless reflection and Alice was trying to set up some complicated somnambulatory lamp when a light knock sounded from the door.
"You indecent?" Emmett yelled hopefully as Rose opened the door.
"Nope, sorry," I called from the bed, which had sunken suddenly from the added weight that hadn't been there a nanosecond before. "Hey! What if somebody had seen that?"
"I couldn't help myself, it's been ten minutes," He said with the cutest pout on his face.
"Awe, you poor thing!" I tapped him on the nose and he raised an eyebrow. I cocked my head and drowned myself in his golden gaze.
The next second he attacked and my lips could do nothing but acquiesce.
"Hey Newborn! Snap out of it!" Emmett screamed from across the room. "We need to go get our schedules! College awaits us!"
"Yeah let's go, I'm curious now." I jumped off the bed, grabbed Edward's hand, and pulled. We walked down at a horribly slow pace until we reached the table with a couple of overly peppy juniors handing out large manila folders.
"Name?" said a high incredibly squeaky voice.
"Cullen, Edward" responded a gorgeous velvet one as an arm slinked around my waist.
"And Bella Swan," I added. I needed to stick with my old one as much as I loved my surname being Cullen, it might arise some suspicion if I was caught making out with my brother... We figured the adopted family worked well enough for all the passed years, why not keep it up.
I was handed an envelope addressed to a Miss Isabella Swan, looking extremely official. I flipped the prongs and brought out the first sheet.
Major: Comparative Literature
Monday- 8:15 Topics in Medieval Literatures 12:00 Literature: The Family
Tuesday- 9:00 Psychology 1:30 Enlightenment
Wednesday- 10:00 Calculus with Algebra and Trigonometry 1:00 Addiction
Thursday- 8:30 The Renaissance 11:30 Romanticism
Just as I finished reading I heard a shriek on my right.
"I am not reading this right! Somebody call Carlisle! I am not majoring in Women's and Gender Studies!"
I burst out laughing. "Come on Emm, don't you want to learn more about the female anatomy?"
"Hey I know many lives full thank you very much!"
"Come on honey, I'm in everything with you. At least Carlisle gave you that. I think you'll survive," Rosalie coaxed a smile out Emmett like only she could.
"Let me see yours," Edward requested. I handed the stiff paper over and he looked it over in a glance. "We have Pysch, Calculus, Addiction, and Romanticism together. There's a fair few. But it looks like Carlisle gave us different majors."
"If Emmett can survive, so can I"
"You guys! Listen to this! This course will investigate the roles of women in society. Analyze how gender shapes social roles within diverse cultures. Personal sense of identity and the roots of Feminisms. Really!? REALLY! What did I do to deserve this! What is Carlisle punishing me for!" Emmett moaned at his ironic misfortune.
Rosalie decided the question wasn't entirely hypothetical, "Oh, I can think of a few things."
I met a girl. We talked. It was epic. Then the sun came up and reality set in. Well this is reality. Right here.
~Stefan Salvatore
