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Now the EXTREME WARNINGS from last chappie also apply to this chapter so if you're brain capacity is not large enough to take all the baddass sexual sexy s-x rapetastic homophobic incest beastrapes diapers than you should go cry on your teddybear, you wuss! You should not read the storry here and write bad reviews becuz that only makes you look stupid and then everyone can see whut a stupid-head you are!
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This is the section after warnings to tell you aboot the REST OF THE STUFF so if you need more explaining always read the red text and remember to look for the puns for there are more hidden easter eggs with product placement, movie references and puns anmd also secret codes! It's like the Da Vinci Code but better and more secret! If you find an Easter Egg to claim it be the first to mention it in your review and than add up one point for each Easter egg on your profile and than, and than, you can boast to you're friends about how important you are! I realise I forgot to put as many foods for you to guess lately so now this chapter THEIR ARE MORE FOOD EASTER EGGS for your reviewing pleasure!
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Neville was realize that sooner or later the Foo King would hit somebuddy! It didn't happen yet becuz the 2 planes were swooping deep threw the streets and through the canyons of New York City which is also called NYC while everyone on the streets cheered and fapped! The reason Voldermort didn't bullet them 2 chicks and 1 dude yet is becase it is hard to aim from the back place! Your eyes are on the other side of the body and nowhere near the butt!
If you tried storry research by putting copper BBs in your back place and trying to drop them onto a horzontal target on the floor or maybe a hamster it doesn't even work well that way!
The Foo King could win though, becuxze he has Druid magick that shoots the bullets out from the back place like a gun! It is only the aim that is poor and that is improved by using statistics! The more you shoot at the same target, the less likely target will remain unhit! This is basic math and you should learn it if you read the red text.
Nevil's excellent plan: he magicks his three Schlongs, of which exactly 2 have chicks on them. Those wooden bones spin just like helicopter blades, very fast. With the aerodynamicks magick "fetish" power from the bullet lactaction kink the power of spinning girls lifts the Neville and the 2 chicks off into flying into the air and they name themselves Legendry Flesh Helicopter Cure Sandwich!
Voldemort hears them naming themselves and realise there about to escape so he summons a broom and follows them. The Foo king must ride backwards as he butt-bullets after them from his back place and try to look over his shoulder but he almost hits buildngs alot but he still keeps on track!
Neville was eating that kind of cheese from Kentucky that has real beer in it and you get drunk if you eat like maybe 30 tubs of it!
You feel big "suspense" as the chase is very wild and the bullets get closer and closer!
The LFHCS (which is an acrynym: a special kind of pun) of threesome helicopter porking was flying very low to times square and pedestrains looked up and tried to touch as they fapped! The man-milk s-men and the G-spot girl-j-zz covered the sidewalk AND THE STREET like Allah had reached down with a butter knife and spread Times square with mayonaise as his sandwich bread!
The crowd parted and 2 chicks stepped out to the tense confrontation. One was named Cho and the other was named Fleur.
Fluer was dressed in a diaper bikini with 3 diapers total. One was a REGULAR DIAPER worn the usual way accept she didn't po-p in it because that is gross! The second was for her left boob. The 3rd was for her right booby.
Luna says, "Gathering stars will call up on a new power! Become the path its light shines upon summon forth!"
Cho dresses in a sexy nun costume but it is not catholic nun or Jewissh nun it is even better and more SEXY sexual s-x than that! It is Buddhism nun with pink robes! But Cho is not Buddhising becuze she is a witch!
The costume is not described in full just to punish you, you nun-fetish guys! I bet you started fapping already, but that is not allowed until two more paragraphs and if you started early BECUASE MAYBE YOUR STUPID AND DIDN'T READ THE WARNINGS AUTHOR NOTES you must now punish yourself by uploading video to You Tube and put there your confession that you FAP when Harry Apprentice has not given you permission to fap! You are bad pony slaves!
Cho and Fleur porked each other a little bit which enrage the anti-gay evil in Nevill's heart but he has no choice so he telepaths their help! Fluer tosses a fork to luna and said, "Use the fork, Luna!"
Luna screamed this insult to Voldie: "May the fork be with you!" and then she threw the fork with magick Wicca powers and it lodged in the Foo King's back place to temp. stop the bullets. This gives Flour and Cho a chance to do their magical angel transformtions!
PERMISSION TO FAP... STRARTS NOW... OH YEAH...
While you are fapping a halo appears above Fluer's head, for she is a Holy angel and also Wholly angel, which is a pun but also a fact. Halo gets biggers and goes from her head to her toes as music plays and she is n-ked (totailly nude!) for 1 second but than has an angel costume, bikini skirt, bare tum-tum ALL THE WORKS!
The camera zooms out to show Cho and Fleur both standing on a disco stage with colored lights swirl and stripper poles for EACH CHICK and the 2 girls get ghostly angel wings and halos that flash on for an instant to show they're holy power! It does close-ups of their faces for they are making your mind drool and very fapping-worthy totaly 18 legal booty for the porking HOT AND HEAVY!
Flour climbss on the pole and squeezes her front place cooter along the hard metal mole like a Decepticon's pecker and goes fling back upside down! Cho also spins on her pole and flings back upside down and her long hair falls slowly around her and makes you extra-horny!
Fluer rubs her face sexy and then feels up her own boobies and sticks her butt in your face to see underneath her skirt and sticks her hands between rub her thighs to open her legs further but she has the sexy sexual s-x "bitch face" like she doesn't even care and would kick you in the balls so hard you'd hafta wear a maxipad from the b-lls blood for 3 days!
Cho flips her hair and does orgasm face and puts her finger in her mouth and gives you the pork-me face and than both Fluer and Cho chant together:
"Oh wicked spirit of a lost soul born in limbo recieve punishment from the garb of the Holy virgin!"
Fluer reached underneath her skirt and takes her panties off, slowly, slowly, slowly. Cho sits on the floor and takes off her thigh-high striped stocking slowly, slowly, slowly.
Fluor spins her panties around her hand and it turns into a glowing gun with blue and white stripes! Cho whips her long stocking in her hand blue swirling energy and it turns into a magic sword with also glowing white and blue stripes!
These are Angel Weapons and together they scream, "Repent!"
Cho and Fleur then get into a really realy exciting fight with Voldermort and tell Neville they will kill him later becuz he is evil too for being against the gay marriage. The gay marriage needs to come FOR BOTH HOMSEXUAL AND HETEREOSEXUAL to make all EQUAL IN PORKING! This is part of world peace!
Only when the hetereosexual can become homosexual at will and also the other way around too can true love reign, when dudes and chicks all pork and fap in public with no restrictions and no barriers, only as true love and desires lead the heart and not according to birth! Birth priveldge is not Democracy and the gay must be allowed for anyone who wants it!
Cho telepaths: "Run, forest, run!"
Neville telepaths: "What?"
'Run to the forest! Holy cr-p are you stupid? You need to save Hermione and Luna from the Foo King and also don't waste them x-tra peckers!"
Nevill can't run becuze he is still helicoptering with the 2 chicks attached to his pecker woods spin like helicopter blades but he thinks and gets a brilliant idea.
He uses his wand to spell all the ground in NYC grows boobies, like solid floor of boobies everywhere. And then, and than, Neville stops helicopter spinning his wooden bones and instead uses the 2 chicks on his schlongs to walk as if they were legs!
This is like stilts and makes him go run faster because the average human body is longer than the average human leg! Luna and Heroine are being used like Neville's legs as he continues to pork, pork, pork as he'd done the entire time and they are upside-down so their heads are getting used like feet but it doesn't hurt them bacause all the surfaces are covered with soft bobbies!
Many boobies are full of "novelty fluids" like beer from the 20 oz bottle, yoggurt with the same name as that TV show with the 2 brothers, that mayonaise you can only get in Southern stores, grape jelly with the brand name starts with "S" or liquid cheese from the spray bottle and the thousands of dudes and chicks on the street are drinking from them boobies n-pples and making out and roll around on them and also do the t-tty-porking. Nevile resists the desire to flop down in the field of boobs and do "gymnastics" there, and so, and so he runs to the Central Park which is the name they give the forest in new York city. Coyotes and ducks live there!
Neville stops porking their and throws his condoms (he used condomans before but I think I forgot to say but you should always wear condoms even if you don't read about them in fan fiction story) into the pond! He is evil for throw his condoms into the pond! This is bad becase you should take condomans into your pocket and take them home for dried sculpture to prove to your friends how much you've been porking by the size of your condoms scuplture!
There was a duck of that kind with the green head can you guess the name it starts with an 'M' and it ate Neville's condoms and choked to death (because it thought they were crawdads) and died tragically their on the bank which is what you call the ground next to the pond, it is not "the bank" which you put money into becuze that would have been a pun. This pun was deleted from the story to punish you!
While the duck died some dudes and chicks emo it up from vegan morals! Every time a duck dies a vegan cries for it is very bad to throw your condoms into the rivers or ponds or lakes or the ocean if you have that instead!
Luna magicks her wand all the dudes and chicks in Central Park to have no clothes accept if they have diapers they keep them! There orgies break out with HOT AND HEAVY porking and lots of fapping becuz of the nude n-ked nudity! Hermione realizes it is mostly old dudes and old chicks who wear the diapers and this is not sexy so she druid Wicca magicks them all into s-xy young chicks! Than she remembers the diapers might be "full" of icky stinky things so she magicks them diapers so they will all be clean or full of frosting!
Than the search begins for the bulletproof diaper and the evil Neville and the 2 chicks do search and lick and suck and pork a little bit too and Luna uses her bullet lactation to test them diapers and after 3 hours and 27 minutes they find the bulletproof diaper!
Heroine says "For now we can defeat the Foo King with this bulletproof diaper!"
Them 3 do go and defeat the Foo King with that bulletproof diaper. Then Luna and Hermione defeat the evil Nevil and force him and Voldemort to play in a playpen together and both wear diapers and drink baby bottles and wear baby bonnets!
Every four hours Voldermort has filled his diaper full of bullets and than them 2 chicks must change the diaper to empty out the bullets and tell Voldemorte what a bad, bad boy he has been! He is a bad boy and they circumsize him but that does not make him Jewish because that only works half the time and this time it didn't work! You are stupid if you think that circumsize always turns Jewishhing!
Becuz Luna and Hermoine are TRUE LOVE FOREVER even though it is fordidden for straight girls they get gay marriage in New York city by pretend they are gay homosexual with spells again! The government brainwashing cannot deny these chicks the marriage they deserve for they are Witches and witches always get passed things by magick!
They are the true love mommies whom pork everyone but especially each other and fap in public to raise awareness for EQUAL PORKING FOR ALL WITH NO RESTRICTIONS and then Neville and Voldermort are their little "baby" slaves of totally legal 18 for porking and must always ride in the baby carriage and it makes them 2 dudes so happy between their legs that they pork each other. They learn that it is not killing that is solution! It is real solution of unconditional love blessings with everything allowed for everyone!
Neville and Voldemort learn to put aside their evil ways for a straight dude and a gay dude who are in love should pork each other NO MATTER THAT SOCIETY SAYS IT IS WRONG because it is not true love that is evil, it is society that is evil! Whenever the gay liberal agenda or the anti-gay agenda get in the way of true love porking they should be crushed with holy preaching and unconditional love blessings! It is wrong to use violence for this is against world peace!
Their was a happy ending and next story it is prob. going to be Hyper Police and Haunted Junction crossover for lots of rapetastic religion sexy fantasies! If you are still fapping you have permission to stop now.
