Two Jane's and a Gunther
The wind blows through my luxurious, false red curls, farmers in the fields cheer us on. Where were we? On our way to join up with Sir Ivon and Sir Theodore. Gunther was trying his best to look dashing riding a horse, and I'll tell you, it's looked weird. In front of me was my soon to be wife Jane. And me? I was riding a horse with Jane. Smithy though was more of a natural riding his horse.
Again, I had to remember, what my skills were. I can dazzle others with my juggling, fool with my illusions, wit and quick thinking. As I was going over this in my head, Jane began to call me " Jester... No..I... mean...Jane...I can see them, ready your bow and arrow. I don't know what will become of us but, I hope we can still marry today. "
"I'm sure of it, that today, you'll be my bride. Now, plug your nose and be ready to fight." I said to Jane.
As we approach, the battle, had become worse than I could have imagined.
Sir Ivon was knocked out and Sir Theodore was left taking on multiple enemy soldiers by himself. There was twenty foot soldiers, and more soon to approach.
Me, Jane, Gunther, and Smithy dismounted our horses. Jane and Gunther joined Sir Theodore, Smithy took Sir Ivon, placed him under a tree, and tended to his wounds. I climbed that same tree they were under. At the top of the tree, I could see the enemies fast approaching. With my arrows, I shot arrows at those remaining foot soldiers, the ones that none of the knights could touch with their swords. Pretty soon the twenty soldiers were done with. The ones knocked out were stripped of their clothes and weapons. The rest were either dead or almost dead.
I didn't shot any deadly arrows, but Gunther showed no mercy.
As we waited for the rest of the enemies to show up, I ready the fireworks, and come down the tree.
I look at Jane and wonder, where is Dragon in all this. So I ask "Jane, where's Dragon?"
She looked down and replied "He told me long ago, when we first met, he'd never want to kill, despite his threats and jokes of turning Gunther into charcoal."
"Hey, I'm sure he meant it in my case" said Gunther.
Ignoring Gunther, Jane continues "And I'd never make him do something he'd regret, and never forget."
I take Jane in my embrace once more " Jane, we need dragon here. I promise he won't get hurt. Me and Dragon have to stall the army long enough for you to light the fireworks. As you do, Rake will see it and he'll launch the catapults. Trust me you don't want to get hit with that stuff. If anyone escapes, I'll get him, and if I can't, Pepper and my father are ready with knives.I love you, and I pray I'll never leave your side."
As I let her go, she grabs my face, and kisses my eyes, my nose, and my lips. Her lips were as soft as rose petals. As she releases my face, she takes hold of my hand. I kiss her hands and tell her "Don't worry, a fool can never die".
She let's go, and using her sword, calls for Dragon.
