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Robin looked up at Raven wide-eyed but couldn't say anything. Raven just smiled joyfully at him.
"Raven, I-" Robin fell speechless. Raven blushed.
"It's okay Robin I-."
"Dudes!" all of a sudden Cyborg appeared out of nowhere from behind them. "You'll never guess what I just did… C'mon… guess…" Robin just turned around and looked at him angrily.
"Um, Cyborg…" Robin spoke up.
"Okay, okay… I whipped B.B.'s butt at the new 'Racer's' game!" Cyborg anticipated their happiness as he smiled big.
"Cyborg!" Robin yelled, with steam coming out of his head.
"Wha- Oh…" Cyborg said, "You and Rav- Oh, okay Robin…" Cyborg nudged his arm and winked. Raven just happily rolled her eyes at him.
"Okay, well bye you two love- I mean 'Happy birds'." Cyborg waved and then disappeared. Robin just looked back at Raven nervously. She smiled. I don't know what to do next… I threw away the teen magazine at that car in the road… I need to-
"Robin I-." Raven leaned in close to him. Robin jumped out of the car.
"Uh, yeah sorry I have to uh… See a man about a certain 'snake'…" Raven raised an eyebrow at him, "Okay, okay I have to uh, pee! Bye!" Robin ran away really fast. Raven just smiled and laughed.
Raven sat in the car for a while waiting for Robin to get back from wherever he went. Raven looked over at his seat and notices a ripped piece of paper in his seat. She looked down at it and picked it up, examining it.
"TE-E… TEEN…. Teen Magazine? Robin was reading a teen magazine." Raven just giggled at that fact.
Robin was running all through the mall pushing people out of the way just to get to the bookstore. He looked back for a second then looked in front of him and when it was too late he ran into someone.
"Uumph…" he fell on his butt. It was some confused old lady. She looked down at him squinting. She had to be like seventy years old or something. She glared at him angrily.
"You stupid kids! Get off my yard!" she started beating Robin with her cane.
"Ma'am I- Ow! I didn't- Ow! Please I- Ow…Oh, ooh…" Robin was seeing stars.
"That'll teach you kids to steal my cereal!" she hit him one more time then, walked away. Robin rubbed his head.
"Okay… Now that that's over…" Robin stood up and ran towards the bookstore once more. Then, security guys stepped in front of him.
"Evening, young man…" he said with his arms crossed, "we've been informed you've been harassing old ladies here…" Then, the old lady appeared behind him and pointed at Robin with her cane.
"Yes that's the young lady that stole my cereal!" the lady pointed at Robin accusingly with her cane.
"Look lady!" Robin yelled, "I didn't-."
"Is that any way to speak to your elders?" the security guy interrupted, "look kid I'm going to need your name…" he pulled out a pad and pencil from his back pocket. Robin looked over his shoulder and saw the bookstore was about to close.
"Alright what's your name?" the officer stared at him intently.
"It's uh… -cough, cough- Joe Momma- cough- -cough-…"
"Alright now how do you spell that? J-O-E…Huh, hey, wait a-." the officer looked down and Robin was gone. Robin ran right into the bookstore and grabbed the first Teen Magazine he saw. He took it to the register and threw a twenty-dollar bill at the cashier and left.
"Hey wait!" the guy at the cashier yelled, "I don't even work here!" he looked down at the money and shrugged, and placed it in his shirt pocket.
Robin opened the magazine while still running persistently. He stopped for a second to catch his breath.
"Okay… Let's see… Tip 8… Hugging… 9 talking… 10…. 11…12… Ahha! Right here! Number 13, kissing and 'after the kiss'."
Tip # 13:
After you kiss him, don't seem to anxious to move quickly. Leave it in slow gear…
"Okay… Now tip fourteen!"
Tip # 14:
Let him know you seriously like him, be even more flirtatious! Give him hints about going somewhere romantic, like the movies, a restaurant, etc….
"Okay… I have to be in control… Okay…" Robin smoothed back his hair and walked out of the mall. Robin held back his shoulders and swung them back and forth trying to look manly. He noticed Raven saw him so he smiled big.
"BOOM!" Robin tripped over a rock and fell on his face. His foot started to twitch in the air. Raven hurried out of the car and ran over to him.
"O-M-G! Are you okay?" Raven helped to pick him up.
"Yeah, I'm great…" he stood up and dusted off his tights.
"What's that?" Raven pointed to his hand. He looked over and noticed he still had the teen magazine out. He looked back at her and then shouted: "Hey, Raven look! Over there! A distraction!" then he quickly threw the magazine up in the air. Raven turned around and looked just for the heck of it. Then, the magazine came down and hit Raven on the head and then it fell and landed on her feet.
"Ow…" Raven rubbed her head and picked up the magazine from her feet. She looked at it and then looked at Robin.
"Another teen magazine?" she raised her eyebrow and laid her free hand down on her hip.
"Pft! What do you- Pft! Mean another?" he looked at her crazy. He quickly snatched the magazine from her hand.
"This isn't even a teen magazine… It's… It's uh… A… Porno… Yeah…" Robin looked down at his feet repeating in his mind what he just said.
"A porno?" Raven looked at him questionably.
"Yeah… Yep… Got a problem?" Robin flipped the magazine into some alley near the parking lot. All you heard was a loud crash and a big boom and a meow. Robin and Raven walked around and got back in the car.
"Back where we started…" Raven said.
"Yep…" Robin shook his head.
"Wanna make out?" Raven suddenly asked.
"Huh?"
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End! Hope you enjoyed! Not sure when I'm updating again, but it won't take me as long as it did last time, hopefully. I've just been working on my Tokyo mew mew story…
