Chapter 7: Cloud Cuckoo Land

(I don't own the LEGO Movie or Harry Potter)

*The Batwing twists and turns through another vortex similar to the one Emmet and Wyldstyle went through, a white light fills the screen for a second before revealing a clear sky*

Emmet: Uh is this Cloud Cuckoo Land? I don't see any clouds… or cuckoos

Vitruvius: No-no this is Middle Zealand *the Batwing flies around a castle and under the words "Middle Zealand* a wondrous land full of knights, castles, mutton, torture weapons, poverty, leeches, illiteracy, and umm… *Out of the sun flying straight towards them is a*

Emmet: DRAGONNNNNNNNNNN!

*The dragon swoops the Batwing as the Batwing dives down to avoid it*

Vitruvius: Yeah, that too.

*Vitruvius thinks for a moment*

Vitruvius: Hey Dubbadore. How would your world be watching this?

Dumbledore: I-it's Dumbledore and I got some people who can handle it.

*We cut to inside the great hall of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry where everybody is watching the film with awe*

Harry: Nice work on the movie projection spell Hermione.

Hermione: Come now Harry, how long have you known me? Little miss bookworm remember?

*they turn their attention back to the movie*

*back in Bricksburg*

Vitruvius: Cool.

*Batman quickly turns the Batwing back into the Batmobile and lands the car into a forest area, it speeds along the track*

Vitruvius: Once we arrive at Cloud Cuckoo Land, we'll raise an army of Masterbuilders to- *is cut off by Batman*

Batman: Yeah, yeah. Anyway you guys gotta check out these new subwoofers I installed in the back, I call them "The Dogs" listen to them bark!

*Batman turns on some music, sending heavy metal blasting through Emmet and Vitruvius, bouncing them and the roof of the Batmobile up and down*

*Unikitty cringes at the way the music is making Emmet feel, she looks over at Batman who is nodding his head with the beat, she feels a touch on her left shoulder and turns to look at a smiling Emmet, Unikitty smiles back having been silently reassured the Emmet is ok*

Emmet: Can you turn that down a little bit?

Batman: This is a song I wrote for Wyldstyle

*Wyldstyle smiles at Batman before singing with the song*

Batman/Wyldstyle: Darkness (It's about how I'm an orphan) No Parents

Wyldstyle: This is real music Emmet, Batman's a true artist. Dark, brooding

Emmet: Well I'm dark and brooding too! *looks out the window, gasps and coos* Guys look a rainbow.

Emmet: Oh yeah real dark and brooding there *chuckles at himself*

Vitruvius: So you're going to drive up the curved part (Super rich) take it all the way to the top (Kind of makes it better) and park the car. *the Batmobile stops* Friends, welcome to Cloud Cuckoo Land… now *an angelic chord plays as the camera pans down to the group standing in front of a rather large cloud* I just need to give the secret knock.

*Vitruvius knocks once then after 5 seconds the doors fling open. Batman recoils from the light as a upbeat techno track begins to play they head inside. Inside they see a massive dance party going on, heaps of people are dancing, laughing and generally having a good time*

Emmet: Oh-kay… *he looks around before voicing his opinion* I'm just gonna come right out. I have no idea what's going on. Or what this place is at all.

*Behind them a cat with a unicorn horn jumps out to greet them*

*Unikitty gasps with excitement, it's her!*

? : Hiiii. I am Princess Unikitty and I welcome you all to Cloud Cuckoo Land! *the crowd cheers at her statement*

*the begin to walk through Cloud Cuckoo Land*

Emmet: But there's no signs or anything. How does anyone know what not to do?

Unikitty: Here in Cloud Cuckoo Land there are no rules! *she and the others are walking upside down as she says this* there's no government, no babysitters, no bedtimes, no frowny faces *a sad clown's face is turned happy* no bushy moustaches and no negativity of any kind*

Business: Hmm those sure sound like rules to me Unikitty

Unikitty: *grins sheepishly* heh heh

*Emmet meanwhile is watching with his stomach doing flips, he groans in pain*

Lucy: Emmet are you ok

*Emmet nods but Lucy can tell that's false*

Wyldstyle: You just said the word "no" like a thousand times.

Unikitty: And there's also no consistency.

*Two people are trying to get Batman to dance*

Batman: I hate this place.

*They stop behind a panda practising his drive, although on closer inspection he is using people's heads for golf balls*

Unikitty: Any idea is a good idea, except the not happy ones. Those you push down deep inside where you'll never *she comes closer to the camera with each ever* ever, ever, EVER *she turns red for a brief moment before reverting back to her normal pink self*

Fiiind them.

*she turns to Emmet*

Unikitty: Your fellow Masterbuilders are gathered in the Dog.

Emmet: The what?

*at the word dog Emmet cries out in pain alarming his friends*

Lucy: Emmet!

Business: You ok Brickowski?

*In Emmet's mind 4 quotes and 3 images are being played on loop*

*Inside the dog*

He's not even a bit special

Get him out of here I don't even wanna look at him

*Outside the dog at the start of the raid*

Ruh-roh it's the bad guys

*In the sub*

My home… it's gone

*Emmet starts breathing erraticly*

Emmet: I have to go

*Emmet sprints away from the park, leaving his friends looking shocked*

Lucy: I don't understand why would Emmet run away?

Unikitty: *thinks back to that fateful meeting* I don't think the meeting was what got Emmet so upset *Unikitty hops off her chair and floats after him*

*Emmet is seen running blindly down the streets, concerned onlookers watch him go by, and finally Emmet collapses in front of the Bricksburg museum a statue of the Piece of Resistance looms over him. Emmet starts to grow angrier and angrier until finally he erupts and starts to punch the statue*

Emmet: THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT. YOU HAVE NO IDEA OF THE PAIN YOU HAVE CAUSED. I. WISH. I. NEVER. EVEN. FOUND. YOU

*Emmet being out of energy lays his head on the statue crying, when he hears a small voice*

? : Do you really mean that?

*Emmet turns to see Unikitty, ears drooped looking at him sadly*

Emmet: How could I not? It's all my fault your home got destroyed.

Unikitty: Stop that right now Emmet, the destruction of Cloud Cuckoo Land was a tragic accident sure I was sad that I lost my home but remember what happened when we finished our adventure?

*Emmet is looking down, unable to meet her eyes so she conjures up a photo album and slides it under Emmet's face. On the cover it says My which is crossed out "Our Home Rebuilt" Emmet opens it up to see a photo of the initial plans being discussed by Emmet, Bad Cop & Business, another shows them looking at the camera with the plans, another of Unikitty coming into the shot to talk to them, another one of Emmet pointing to the camera and Unikitty looking in the direction of Emmet's claw and finally one of Unikitty's whole face after coming to the camera for a closer look. Emmet chuckles at that one to which Unikitty smiles. He flips to the back of the album there is a group photo of Emmet and his friends standing on a balcony overlooking the main dance floor of the new Cloud Cuckoo Land. Emmet smiles and closes the book with a sigh he looks up at Unikitty*

Emmet: What did I do to deserve a friend like you?

Unikitty: You taught me that it's ok to be sad sometimes

*Emmet smiles warmly as they share a hug*

Unikitty: Ready to go back to the movie?

Emmet: Yeah I'm feeling much better now.

*they walk back together their friendship now Kragled*

(A/N: Sorry about the long delay, life's been rather hectic for me lately I will try to update more regularly in future)