Yeah yeah, I kno the last chappy was kinda emo-ish, but that was sorta the point….. I think…. :/ feh, oh wellz, and how bout we all beat the shit outa Pein! YAAAAY! :D *ahem* any way, the plot (hopefully) will begin to actually take place in this chappy… HOPEFULLY! (sorry, little reminder note to myself) :3 mooooving on. Here r a few questions I thought that u guys have been thinking about but didn't ask.
When is my OC gonna be coming in? this chappy
What is going through ur mind wen u write? ….. *nosebleed*
Is Pein single? no
R u single? yes
Wanna go out some time? no
What color is ur underwear? O.o …. im not wearing underwear… im wearing boxers, thank u very much.
If ur question wasn't answered here, then ask me something J
I don't own Naruto or any OCs that I use in my story, except mine
Rated M for Majorly sexy (viewers discretion is advised) :3 beware of certain stuff and the reason under-aged people are not aloud to drink alcohol is revealed. DUN DUN DUN!
The first thing Amaya thought when she heard Lucas' voice echoe through the house was "No… fucking… WAY!" and that was about it, atleast until when she found out he brought a friend. And it wasn't just any other friend, like Ellie or Erin, or even Rane. It was her brother's biggest fan, Tiffiny. A 5foot3, dark skinned girl with a thug vibe and an emo style. But she was kindhearted, with a second personality that was the exact opposite. As soon as Amaya saw her, standing there with a big grin on her face and a cold bottle of beer in her hand, her thoughts sounded a little like Hidan when he got pissed off. REALLY pissed off. Now the only thing missing from this wonderful party was a pre-teen that was obsessed with Hidan.
"Hey, Amaya!" Lucas interrupted her thoughts by shoving a beer in her hand and slapping her back, "Hope ya don't mind I brought Tiff, but threatened to tell my parents that I was buying beer with a fake I.D if I didn't bring her along." he laughed uncomfortably, "Oh, and I brought my cousin also. Heh heh, sorry." And with that short sorry, he left Amaya, flustering with fury. She gripped the bottle and squeezed it until she heard a satisfying crack. She could hear a familiar gasp beside her as the pain enveloped her hand and traveled through her body. A hand smaller than hers gently opened her bloody fingers and the rest of the broken bottle fell to the floor. Amaya looked to see who it was and met worried, turquoise eyes.
"What the hell were you thinking?" her voice growled.
"Uzimo?"
"Who the hell else would I be? Jashin?"
"You know to not joke about Him like that."
"I was just making a point. Now, shut-up so I can bandage your hand and go back to my game of strip poker." Hearing this, Amaya flipped.
"WHAAAAAT?" she screeched. Uzimo squeeled and fell on her butt, only to scoot away from Amaya. Everyone in the room, Zetsu, Lucas, Hidan, Tiffiny, Itachi, Kisame, Erin, Ellie, Rane, Sasori, Deidara and Tobi, stopped what they were doing and stared. Amaya pointed at Rane and started to yell.
"FIRST, YOU cut off Hidan's HEAD!" then she pointed at Lucas, "Then YOU bring beer, Tiffiny and your cousin! Not that I have anything against you guys." then she pointed at Uzimo, "And YOU start a game of strip poker with out me! And on top of that! Kakuzu tried to steal my money! AND on top of THAT! Pein-" A hand came out of nowhere and stung her cheek, she fell silent immediately.
"That's better." Hidan huffed. Shocked, Amaya lifted a hand to touch her red, tender cheek. Bitter tears filled her eyes and overflowed, running down her face like a waterfall of years of misery that had been held back and hidden for years.
"Oh great, now she's crying." Hidan wrapped an arm around her shoulders and gave her a squeeze, "Okay, I'm sorry, alright? Now stop crying." Everyone in the room gave Hidan a shocked look. Amaya lowered her head so her dark hair fell in her face making it look dark and evil-like. Suddenly, Amaya pushed Hidan away from her but caught his arm as he stumbled and pulled him back so she could punch his face with more force. A cry of pain rang through the air and, holding his face, Hidan fell to the floor and writhed in agony.
"Don't you dare touch me AGAIN!" Amaya spat on him. Ellie ran over to Amaya and linked arms with her, quickly leading her to the couch and sitting her down. Erin, Rane, Uzimo and Tiffiny automatically rushed over to join them.
"Oh my gosh! Are you okay?" Tiffiny gushed as she sat next to Amaya and gently rubbed her red cheek.
"I think that is the least of her worries." Uzimo said, pointing out her still bleeding hand.
"And I think that is the LEAST of her problems." Erin said when she noticed Hidan was gone and nowhere to be found. Amaya let out a depressed moaned.
"Now I feel bad…" she murmured. Ellie rolled her blue eyes.
"Amaya, he just slapped you. And you feel bad for punching him in the face and yelling at him?"
"…. yes…"
"Your so stupid."
"I know! HEY! Lets play strip poker!" Amaya cheered, quickly going back to her normal, fun-loving, perverted, alcoholic self. All five of her friends sighed simultaneously and Tiffiny took out a fresh deck of cards. Amaya, knowing what to do, rolled up the shag rug and threw it into the closet that was hidden behind the recliner. While she was in the closet, she took out ten black pillows and threw them in the middle of the room. Erin, Lucas, Ellie, Rane and Tiffiny went to work flipping the furniture over so the side you sat on was facing the floor and one of the couches was blocking the closet door so noone could get into it.
"Hey, what are they doing all of that for?" Kisame asked Amaya as she was setting the pillows in the middle of the room so the formed a circle.
"Kuz' when we get drunk, we get DRUNK!" she said, emphasizing the second drunk, "So I don't want to take any chances of ruining my furniture…. That reminds me. Lucas! Take the TV off the wall and go put it in my room, would ya?" He nodded and proceeded to do so. "Thanks!"
"I see….." he chuckled in amusement and sat on one of the pillows. Amaya and everyone else joined him except Ellie and Tobi, because there were no more pillows.
"Maybe you can sit on someone's lap? Mines open for your sexy ass!" Amaya suggested, winking at Ellie.
"Naw," she replied as she plopped onto Deidara's lap, "I'm good!" At first, he didn't know what to do, but decided to leave her be and wrapped his arms around her waist, grinning widely. Amaya suddenly drew in a sharp breath, but hid her emotions. Uzimo then proceeded to pass out the cards as Lucas got up to get a round of beers.
….. A little while later….
(I have no idea how to play so, please, bare with me as I attempt on writing about a game I have never played before )
"HA HA HA !" Kisame laughed in triumph as he threw down his winning cards and grinned at Amaya.
"Awwwww, and I was fully clothed to!" she whined as she took off her shirt. Erin gasped and pointed to her.
"Didn't I buy you that bra, like, just a few months ago?" she exclaimed, referring to the quite large black lace bra that was to small for Amaya. "And it fit PERFECTLY too!"
"Heh heh…Sorry. They wont stop!" Amaya apologized, giving Erin a pitiful look.
"What are you? A double triple Z?" Lucas joked, remembering how everyone used to call her Bitch Tits in high school because they were so big.
"And I see yours have gotten smaller since the last time I saw them. Did you get a reduction?" Amaya said, looking at his bare chest, "Are they Cs now?"
"Funny. Do you want me to get my phone and show everyone the pics Ellie sent to me from last night?"
"Ellie? How could you?"
"Sorry, it had to be done." she confessed, her voice slightly slurred. Her shirt and pants were off and Deidara under her was completely naked.
"Please don't show them!" Amaya begged.
"Fine. But I'm getting bored of this game. Lets play spin-the-bottle-dare." Lucas replied. Everyone passed their cards down to him and he threw them by the fireplace and grabbed an empty beer bottle.
"Who wants to spin first?" he asked, taking a drink from his nearly empty beer.
"MEEEEEE! ME ME ME!" Tiffiny yelled, bouncing like crazy as she held one arm over her bra. She leaned forward and spun the bottle and it landed on Itachi. He was naked with the pillow covering his… certain place.
"Heh heh heh." she thought for a moment and grinned wildly, "I dare youuuuuu tooooo… say OM NOM NOM!"
"….. om nom nom?…" he said in his usual monotone voice.
"NOOOOOOO! You have to say it the waaaaay IIIIIIIII diiiiiiiid! Like this, OOOM NOOOM NOOOM!"
"Ooooooom nooooooom nooooom…" he said again.
"LOUDER!"
"OM NOM NOM DAMNIT!"
"YAAAAAY! Now spin the bottle." Itachi sighed and spun the bottle. It landed on Erin, whom was sitting next to him, bra-less and completely drunk.
"What are you gonna make me dooooo? Itaaachii-saaaan!" she cooed in his ear. He sighed.
"Go jump off a bridge." he said simply.
"You didn't say, "I dare you to…." !"
"Fine, I dare you to-"
"Kiss me you sexy bitch!" Amaya interrupted him, using her best Itachi voice. Erin's eyes glinted evilly and she glomped the Uchiha.
Well, I guess this chappy isn't enough reason y under-aged people arent aloud to drink…. So this scene will be continued in the next chappy! YAAAAAAAY! Is it long enough? Or too long?
R&R. don't forget to ask me questions if u have any. And point out anything that I get wrong, if I get something wrong. :3
Luv u allll!
Amaya-chan
