Hello, loves! Since it's like, three in the morning, I can't sleep, and I'm bored of watching well-made videos for pairings that I hate, I figured I might as well update! Damn… I should probably update Meaningless… Oh well!

Disclaimer! I own neither Fullmetal Alchemist, Naruto, Inuyasha, FLCL, nor Avarwen, the best moviemaker on YouTube!

So… Emmy was watching videos for RoyxEd by Avarwen (ZOMG Avarwen, I love your videos! You're so talented!) and Ed walked into the room, being followed by a ranting Kathy.

"So, then my friend started telling me that it was sick that I had a crush on a cartoon character, and I should get a boyfriend, and that it was obvious I needed to get a life, and that her boyfriend could probably beat you up, and OH MY GOD EMMY, WHAT ARE YOU WATCHING?!"

"Nothing!" she shrieked, blushing furiously and slamming the laptop shut.

"W-What?" Ed asked, moving forward and opening the computer, "W-Why is that… Ew!" he slammed the laptop shut again. He stared at Emmy.

"I'm sorry!" she sobbed, tugging at his jacket.

"Sorry's not enough!" said Kathy.

"Forgive my sin!" Emmy cried.

"Geez, fine," sighed Ed, glaring at Emmy, "but that was disgusting."

"I-I'm sorry," she stuttered, staring at the shut computer.

"What's going on Emmy?" asked Kathy curiously, walking over and wrapping her arms around a very reluctant Ed.

"I couldn't help it!" she cried, "I-I was just wondering why yaoi appealed to so many people… So, so, I read a couple fanfics, and I looked at a few pictures and videos, and, well, the concept lodged in my brain! God, Ed! You and Al make such a cute couple!"

"That's sick! He's my brother!"
"So? Kaoru and Hikaru are brothers!"

"Who are they?"

"… Besides, I can't escape the yaoi! It's so cute!"

"So," started Kathy, "Did you find out why people like to make guys kiss?"

"Yep."

"Why then?"

"Because it's frickin' HAWT."

"Oh no! She really is infected! WE HAVE TO DE-BRAIN WASH HER!" shrieked Kathy, shaking Ed.

"Well, obviously!" he said, running over to the emergency closet and pulling out a de-yaoi-fy-ing kit. "This should work!"

"That's perfect Ed! You're a genius! A prodigy! You're so smart! And funny! And cute, and caring, and, and…"

"Kathy! We have an emergency here!"
"Oh! Sorry, Ed…"

"Let's get started," he said, stapling Emmy's eyes so she couldn't close them, "Kathy, spray her eyes every few minutes so they don't dry out, okay?"

"Yes sir!"

"I'm going to start the video. Don't look, you'll get a seizure, okay?"

"What if I want a seizure, huh, huh?!"
Ed sighed and turned around to flip on the video.

"I really don't want to do this, but I have to… Ready… Go!" he shouted, flipping the switch and ducking from the immense sound the speakers gave. Immediately, there was a flashing montage of Het pairings: Royai, InuKag, NaoHaru, and SasuSaku (Ew, I hate SasuSaku) flew by, filling Emmy's brain to the rim with horrible non-yaoi thoughts.

"So… Many… Pairings!" she cried, shaking and trying to resist the rope that now tied her to her chair, "Where is the forbidden love? Where?! WHERE I ASK YOU?!"

"Turn it higher!" shrieked Kathy over the blaring noise.

"Got it," Ed yelled in response.

The noise became louder, and the images brighter and faster. Pairings like EdxWinry and MiroSan began to creep into the flashing pictures, blinding Emmy with their brightness.

"Ah, why'd they hafta to EdxWinry?" asked Ed, face palming.

"Because it's so, it's so…" started Emmy in response, staring at the screen, "Cute!"

"Oh my God, Ed! It worked! It worked!" yelped Kathy.

"Great. Now we have to wean her from her EdxWin craze. Just Great."

"Hey, mister pessimist, some of us have fanfiction to write," Kathy protested, pouting.

Ah, there… Turns out, you really CAN wean yourself from yaoi just by watching billions of EdxWin videos in a row. Sorry, yaoi fangirls. Yaoi doesn't particularly bug me, it's just when you make a pairing with a couple that have never shown sexual or romantic interests in one another. Review! Seriously, as long as they're justified, I accept flames. But don't go attacking my religion, 'cause then I'd just flip out. Happy New Year!