A/N: A short, sweet villain pairing!


Uma and Harry had shared many kisses; some borne from anger, others lust, and a few came from something sweet. The ones that had been too sweet for either of them to comment on, neither would dare utter something so Auradonian as feelings for one another, or emotions churned up by those kisses.

Uma's best kiss had been when she had finally succeeded. As Auradon lay in tatters around her, and she stood on the Royal Balcony of the castle, staring down at the carnage she felt a soft touch at her back. Her Captain joined her to look at the devastation that was engulfing Auradon, and the pair shared a smile. She had spotted Gil running amok in the Gardens, a sledgehammer in hand which he used brutally on the soppy statues of each monarch and royal family. He swung hard, shattering the effigy of an entwined Ben and Mal, and he roared as he smashed the sculpture of a forever waltzing Belle and Adam, his father finally avenged.

"Well my Queen." Harry stressed the final word, breaking her amused gaze from Gil's antics to see Harry's eyes almost burning with lust and adoration.

"Yes?" She could only pretend to be unaffected by his gaze for so long and her willpower was wearing thin fast.

"I believe the balcony on which we stand is the one often used for the royal kisses." His voice was hoarse and Uma's smile grew wider.

"Well, if that's the case, it would be almost rude to break the tradition." She said softly and laughed when his arms wrapped around her waist, drawing her close. "You best kiss me Captain." She murmured, drawn by the look in his eyes, knowing that her own expression mirrored his; the hunger, the elation, the lust and the passion, and that unnameable sweet emotion that boiled through her blood every time she clapped eyes on Captain Harry Hook.

She was utterly in love with the malodorous pirate and when his lips pressed hungrily to hers, she felt his love reciprocated.