AN:
Again, I don't know what I just wrote…or typed. I was listening to Sexyback by Justin Timberlake and I thought of the time my friend's mom walked in on me, my younger sister, and my best friend dancing to this song. We were all-out dancing and my bf's cousin was passed out on the couch, snoring. It was amazing. Though my friend's mom (she's like an aunt to me) wasn't pleased with our choice of music :o. All that inspired this. I think this has probably been done before, but IDC. :D
So I recently took up another hobby: ARCHERY! It's waaay harder than it looks, btw. I now know why Roy has such yummy arms. I mean, I know all archers have arm muscle, but it's really difficult to pull the string all the way back. And I do have arm muscle-but I'm not some body builder lol, I just lift weights occasionally. But I'm pretty good at it. We did it in PE, which is how I got into it. Everyone in my class was going, 'I'm Katniss!' And then there's me screaming, 'SCREW KATNISS, I'M ARTEMIS!' Yeah. Best part of my day right there.
Really REALLY depressed about Kaldur…words cannot describe, as usual.
Please review and give me more requests!
~Zara
Chapter 7: Sexyback
Warnings: none, I think, besides the slightly dirty song lyrics…Dick acts a little flirty, but it's Dick: NO SLASH
"Guys, I'm boredddd," Wally whined.
"Who're you talking to?" Dick snickered. "Roy Boy's asleep."
Wally spared a glance over to where the archer was sprawled on the couch, snoring loudly. "Oh yeah. Anyway, I'm bored!"
"What d'you want me to do about it?" Dick asked, looking up again from his laptop. He was wearing civvies: a dark blue hoodie, skinny jeans, and sunglasses. He was sitting on Roy's back; the boy was so light that Roy couldn't even tell he was there, especially since he was asleep.
"I don't know, something!"Wally said loudly. He too was in civvies. He wore a red t-shirt and baggy blue jeans.
Dick gave a growl of annoyance as the speedster proceeded to bash his head against the back of the chair he was sitting in.
"I'm bored, I'm bored, I'm bored, I'm bored, I'm-"
"Wally, shut up! I-" Dick cut himself off as a wide grin spread across his face.
"Ooo, ooo! I know that grin! That's the one you get when you get an idea. I can see it in your eyes," Wally said, making his voice dip dramatically.
"You can't even see my eyes, idiot," Dick shot back, giggling again.
"Whatever. What are you doing?"
Dick chose not to reply. Instead, he jumped off Roy's back and pushed the coffee table in front of the sofa against the TV.
The trio had arrived at Mount Justice at around ten that morning. Now, it was around two in the afternoon. Superboy, Miss Martian, and Aqualad had been assigned to go on a stakeout. Some drug dealers, the usual. Zatanna and Artemis had decided to go catch a movie. That left Dick, Roy, and Wally alone with nothing to do. Until now.
After the coffee table was out of the way, the floor of the recreation room was fairly empty, save for the sofa and armchair. It almost looked like…a dance floor.
Dick went back over to his laptop and typed something into it. After a moment, he looked up and grinned at Wally again.
"What? Why're you so-?"
Wally's question was answered as a very familiar beat started blasting out from the room's surround-sound speakers, the best money could buy.
"Totally call Justin's part!" Dick shouted, moving to the center of the floor, dancing.
"Fine. I'm better at rap anyways," Wally said, joining his little brother on the make-shift dance floor.
"I'm bringin' sexy back," Dick sang, and Wally had to admit that he sounded better than the actual singer. "Them other boys don't know how to act. I think it's special what's behind your back-"
"So turn around and I'll pick up the slack," Wally joined. He forced his voice to a deeper pitch.
"Take 'em to the bridge."
"Dirty babe," Dick sang, and Wally wondered how his voice could be that high and still be amazing. "You see these shackles, baby, I'm you're slave. I'll let you whip me if I misbehave. It's just that no one makes me feel this way-"
"Take 'em to the chorus!"
And then the real fun began.
"Come here, girl," Wally sang, dancing.
"Go ahead, be gone with it," Dick added, shimmying.
"Come on to the back."
"Go ahead, be gone with it."
"VIP-"
"Go ahead, be gone with it-"
"-drinks on me."
"Go ahead, be gone with it."
"Let me see what you're twerkin' with-"
"Go ahead, be gone with it."
"Look at those hips-" Wally sang, and Dick shook his hips a bit, making Wally snicker. Good god, this kid.
"Go ahead, be gone with it."
"You make me smile."
"Go ahead, be gone with it."
"Come here, child," Wally said, and Dick moved closer, bumping his shoulder with Wally's.
"Go ahead be gone with it."
"And-"
The two best friends let the sound of the real singers continue as they danced to the song's main line.
"Get your sexy on!" the teens hollered, and Dick started to all out dirty dance, making Wally roar with laughter.
"Roy Boy's missin' it!" he yelled, wondering how their older brother was asleep through the sound they were making.
"Sucks to be him!" Dick shouted back, swaying.
And the two continued to break it down.
The sight that Kaldur, Artemis, Zatanna, Conner, and M'gann all saw upon their return to the mountain at around three o'clock was, to say the least, both humorous and slightly freaky.
They beamed into the training area to be greeted with the sound of blasting music. And not just any music-
"Is that really 'Call Me Maybe'?"Artemis yelled over the sound of the music.
Zatanna nodded, smiling, as M'gann started to giggle.
"Only Wally, Robin, and Red Arrow are here, correct?" Kaldur shouted, looking at his team.
"Yeah!" Conner replied loudly, already making his way to the source of the noise. The others followed.
And stopped dead in their tracks once they reached the rec room.
Wally was singing off-tune into a blue hairbrush (which, Artemis realized with a rush of irritancy, was hers) while Robin danced wildly on top of the coffee table that was in front of the television.
"-so call me maybe!" Wally sang as Robin flipped off of the table and joined him.
"It's hard to look right-" he sang, and the team's eyes widened at the sound of Robin's pleasant voice.
"AT YOU, BAAAYYYBY!" the ginger and ebony sang together.
The entire team roared with laughter as Robin and Kid Flash whipped around, finally noticing the newcomers.
And Roy slept on the couch, snoring obnoxiously and completely oblivious to the two idiots that were his brothers.
This is like an apology for the depressing story I wrote called Treasonist (which I really hope ya'll read).
Sorry for half of it being the two singing. I used to hate the song Call Me Maybe, but it's grown on me, and it is SO much fun to sing!
Again, despite Dick being flirty, IT IS NOT SLASHHHHHHHH
Still sad about Kal. I can't say it enough times.
PRESS THE BLUE BUTTON, THE FORCE COMMANDDSSS YOUUUUUUUU!
~Zara
