Temptation, temptation. SGF and Dick all in the same room? Oh and of course the evil leviathan too!
Try to catch all the innuendo's I hid in here!
I.O.N
Sassy Gay Friend + Dick Roman
Meet Dick Roman of TV's Supernatural. He's is about to launch his new commercial for SucroCorp. Unfortunately it is douche-baggy and tacky. He will lose the respect of the Supernatural fandom community for being an intelligent, cutely cocky, evil Leviathan and instead become a laughing stock. His fate could have been avoided if he had a sassy gay friend.
(cue techno music, an array of colored lights bouncing off a round sparkly ball, and SGF dancing and eating sausage. SGF logo)
Dick sat at the computer control panel. His believed his commercial was fantastic and informative and slightly gave off that 'yeah dude we need this' human outlook. It was the most beautiful thing he created. He had tears in his eyes as he watched the screen fade to a black. His finger hovered over the launch button that would screen this commercial across every television set in America and South Korea. Dick smiled his narcissistic smile and prepared to press the button.
"What are you doing? What, what, what are you doing?", SGF shouted as he popped up between Dick's legs from under the desk.
"What were you doing under there?", Dick asked rather calmly whilst raising an eyebrow.
"Stopping you from making the most retardant thing you'll do in your entire life! Have you gone totally wanker?! This is worser news than the second coming of Christ, honey! When I look at this commercial I think to myself 'what a train wreck. What an absolute train wreck.' You are better than this! You don't have to lower yourself to this!"
"But I like it."
"You actually like this crap? It looked like a Clark Kent wannabe commercial! I was embarrassed and I wasn't even in on it! It was just corn everywhere and was totally corny!", SGF raised his hand and slapped Dick's knee."I felt like doing that to you. I thought about it twice last night and again this morning!"
"I guess you're right. It does seem stupid. It's so hard. It's so hard to make a good commercial."
"I know, honey, I know", SGF said comfortably, rubbing Dick's knee."Those are some nice shoes!", peered SGF, "What size do you wear?"
"Nothing less than seven inches", replied Dick. "Do your knees hurt from being on them so long?", asked Dick, concerned.
"Well, I've been under here so long, I'm stiff."
"Keep it in your pants", winked Dick.
"Ohhh, you're bad. You're a bad mamma jamma", gushed SGF.
"I'll take you shoe-shopping one day, sweetheart. It'll be a real treat."
"You know what I see?", SGF confessed happily.
"What?" asked Dick warily.
"A smart wonderful man."
Dick smiled a normal smile.
"And a stupid bitch. Now get out here ya dumb whore!", squealed SGF thrusting Dick out the door.
TOTAL INNUENDOS: 13
My favorite was the last one 'thrusting Dick' and 'second coming'
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