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We'll Never Watch Titanic Again.

Each time Sirius would stay longer and longer before returning to wherever it was he went. I often wondered if all dead people pop in and out like this and just for some reason I could see him.

He didn't know. Eventually I would be stuck with him for the entire day. He still always caught me naked, but after 8 months I was so used to it I didn't even worry about it.

I just grabbed something to cover myself with and went on my way. It was a strange situation because I came to call him one of my best friends, even though he was dead. But then again most of my friends were dead.

He was someone who lost everything and I could relate to that, and although we never really talked about my family or James, Lily and Remus, I felt like he out of anyone got it. He knew what it felt like to be all alone.

And anyways, all my other friends were married with babies, or living in Romania and Blaise was a very serious person, so it was nice to hang out with someone unattached and funny, and he did remind me a lot of Jen.

Speaking of Blaise, he had become rather distant after his mother's anniversary party. I suspected her reaction to me had something to do with it. I didn't want to lose him, but at the same time, if he was embarrassed by me I could find someone else.

Sirius still didn't like Blaise and verbally attacked him whenever possible. I explained to Sirius that it wasn't fair to do seeing as Blaise had no chance to defend himself, but he said this made it much funnier.

I actually liked that no one else could see him, I think every woman should at least have one big secret in her life and he was mine. Although I was beginning to think people thought I was crazy, maybe I was.

If we went out on the streets it was much easier to stay in the muggle parts of town, I would put a Bluetooth on my ear and no one would look twice about me talking to him.

If we went to Diagon Alley or the Ministry or somewhere magical it was harder to conceal that I was talking to an invisible person. Plus he thought it was funny to say things to get a rise out of me when he knew I could answer or defend myself.

As a result I had perfected a death glare, although it never seemed to frighten him much. One day he had to come to Gringott's with me and he insinuated that a goblin would be a better boyfriend than Blaise.

Obviously, I couldn't say anything as we were in public with about a hundred other people, but I gave him and evil stare down. He let out his stupid bark like laugh. He continued his assault on me as I took the car down to my vault.

"American's must all be pansies if they thought you were the most dangerous thing there" He said to me. "I think you are the least frightening person I have ever met."

I rolled my eyes and shrugged at him. I was tough Damn it.

"Honestly, I can't even imagine you in a duel, you're too nice and happy, what do you do shoot rainbows them?" He asked me laughing. He was not funny.

I was deadly, I was Edmond Dantes, I was Joan of Arc, I fucking Beatrice Kiddo! Rainbows; I'll shove rainbows up his ass and see what he thinks then. I thought to myself.

" and, you are terribly tiny for such a threat to the free world. What are you 5 foot?" He asked me squinting one eye and attempting to size me up. If he wasn't dead I would have killed him.

Five three I motioned with my hands giving him a look. "Oh, sorry 5'3 then" He said putting up his hands. He let up for a while; he knew what was good for him apparently.

I got my gold and then flooed home, we had figured out that he would stay with me when I apparated and flooed. "You are such a Bastard!" I yelled at him laughing as soon as we were in my living room.

I threw a book at him and even though it flew through his head, I still felt better. I wasn't really angry and he knew it. I was fairly good at taking a joke, and he was funny.

"If you saw me with Bolvechek you would be cowering in fear from me right now, everyone who saw it does." I said as I sat down on my sofa.

We were quiet for a minute." What did you do to him, to make everyone think you are so unstable, I still have my rainbow theory." Sirius said sitting down next to me.

Ugh, I really didn't want to go into this but I figured if there was anyone who would understand revenge it was Sirius Black.

"Nothing, he didn't deserve." I stated "He murdered every person I knew, except for Jen, but that's just 'cause I got there in time for her." I paused I really didn't like reliving this, but I hadn't really talked to anyone about it yet.

"So, what did you do to him? You can tell me, it's not as if I can tell anyone else, and please I was also a crazy murder, or at least an attempted one, I won't judge." He said smiling.

I guessed it would be okay to tell him, he really didn't have anyone to tell and I thought he would get it better than most.

"Okay, basically I found out what he had done to my family and I freaked out." I paused for a moment in thought. "I think that was his point, he wanted me to come after him, but I doubt he anticipated the results. I'm sure he thought I would come to him a weak, pathetic little girl, begging him to stop, ready to give up." I told Sirius.

"But you didn't" Sirius said. "No, I didn't. I was beyond furious, beyond devastated; there really aren't words for what I felt." I told him as the emotions started coming back.

"If he knew what I was capable of he never would have dared, fucking with me. I really did go crazy for a while. "

"I gathered everyone who was still alive to help and we found Bolvechek just waiting for us. He had a small army, but I could have cared less about them. I wanted him to suffer." I told Sirius and he looked like he completely understood.

" So luckily, the people I was with took care of his army and left Bolvechek to me. I think he was scared, he certainly hadn't expected us to fight back. So we dueled for a while and I disarmed him. By that time his allies had all been taken down and were either dead or stunned."

"But you killed him? Didn't you?" Sirius asked me. "I more than killed him. I tortured him for over an hour. The muggle way." I stated,

Sirius did not look appalled as I would have expected. I was surprised because sometimes, not often, but every once in a while even I was appalled at the things I had done.

"I used petrificus totallus on him and then I literally tore him apart in front of everyone until he bled to death. I think everyone was too scared to tell me to stop." I told him somberly.

"So that's why they wanted me out of the country. They were afraid I would flip out again, but I wouldn't" I assured Sirius. "I just lost it for a little while."

"I believe you" he told me. "I would have done the same thing; I did try to do the same thing, to Peter. I know you're not crazy, well at least not that crazy, I mean you are talking to a dead guy that no one else can see." He laughed.

"Thanks, Sirius that makes me feel so much better." I said sarcastically. "Anytime, darling" he replied. I liked how nothing was ever too heavy with him.

After that conversation I wanted to do something distracting and I felt like I needed Ice cream and Champagne, so I went to the kitchen and filled up. "

That is an interesting combination." Sirius said pointing to my chocolate ice cream and champagne flute.

"What, it's good" I told him as I shoved a spoonful into my mouth. "Let's watch a movie," I suggested going over to my entertainment center. "How about Titanic?" I asked him holding up the DVD.

I ever could give up my TV and movies. I don't know how wizards lived out with what I considered modern conveniences, especially air conditioning.

"Colleen, I'm kind of stuck doing whatever you want to do." Sirius told me. Oh, what power I have. "I know, but if you don't want to we won't, I'm a terribly considerate person." I informed him.

"We can watch it, what's it about?" he asked. Wizards, I swear they know nothing. What is Titanic about? Honestly.

"Well, Sirius, what I have in my hand is only the greatest love story ever. It's about these two people from different worlds on a ship and then it sinks." I explained to him.

"How terribly romantic" He said sarcastically. "It is" I assured him. "but there is also lots of action." He probably would not like this movie but he was gonna suffer through it cause I wanted to watch it, I had lied I was not considerate, why should I be to him. Technically he was a voyeur.

As I suspected he did not like the movie, and he bitched the whole way through it, except for the nude scenes of course. "Look at her willingly taking off her clothes. You don't see her trying to cover up do you?" He said looking at me.

"This is for art, Sirius" I reminded him pointing to the TV. "Jack doesn't just pop in like a voyeur."

"I'm not a bloody voyeur" he responded in mock offense. "And If you like, I'll draw you next time, will that make this all more legitimate?"

I laughed as I pictured Sirius and I inside the movie, somehow I didn't think it would have been the blockbuster it was with us as stars. Mostly because we would have said fuck it and apparated off the sinking vessel.

"I can just see your drawing now. A stick figure with boobs and a vagina" I told him. He laughed "I'd give you an ass, too darling."

"Oh, well thank you" I responded sarcastically.

When it was over he said "finally, that was the longest movie I have ever seen and it was not romantic Colleen, it was bloody depressing. I don't know what's romantic about a ship crashing and people freezing to death."

"Oh, Sirius I bet I can find a million people who disagree with you." I told him. "People with no taste" He retorted. I rolled my eyes; He was such a man, for being a ghost."

"Ugh, I wish you were alive so I could smack you." I said to him laughing. He started laughing too but then there was a loud noise that sounded like thunder, and he was gone. It was not his usual fading out, he just disappeared.

I was worried. I didn't know what had happened to him and I didn't know why it had happened. Had I done something? "Sirius!" I yelled out "If you come back I'll never make you watch Titanic again. I promise!" But he did not come back.

Oh No! What Happened to Sirius? I'll let you know next chapter. And don't forget to review.