Rovers and Robots in Disguise
Story by: Phoenix710
Summary: The time has come for the final battle, which will determine the fate of the planet Earth and all those that call it home. The Road Rovers must finish off Parvo's last platoon of Cano-Mutants before they can take down the madman, and Optimus Prime confronts Megatron for the last time.
Disclaimer:I do not claim any rights whatsoever to either Road Rovers or Transformers. Road Rovers, and all associated characters, are registered trademarks of Warner Brothers. Transformers, and all associated characters, are registered trademarks of Hasbro. All original characters are products of my imagination.
Song for this chapter: 'The Touch'-Stan Bush
The Rovers' song at the end, to celebrate their victory: 'We Are The Champions'-Queen
Chapter Seven: End Of The Road, Megatron!
Hunter looked across the floor of the massive base, and spotted Parvo standing alongside Groomer. The megalomaniac was flanked by several Cano-Mutants, and the heroic Retriever-mix could also see Megatron, along with Starscream, Skywarp, and Soundwave. Laserbeak flew in circles over Soundwave's head, while Ravage snarled menacingly at the heroes. Hunter said, "Parvo, this is the end for you. I'm placing you under arrest, on charges of murdering two prison guards, theft, and destruction of government property. You've got one minute to surrender, or I'm PERSONALLY coming for you." Parvo aimed his MP5-A5 submachine guns at Hunter, and he shouted, "HERE'S YOUR ANSWER, YOU MISERABLE MUTT…EAT LEAD AND DIE!!" Parvo unleashed a hot stream of blistering auto-fire, which Hunter easily dodged. Parvo said, "I'll deal with you and your flea-bitten friends later, you mangy cur, unless my Cano-Mutants get you first…SOLDIERS, GET RID OF THE ROAD ROVERS, NOW!!" The Cano-Mutants charged forward, and the Rovers got set to meet them head-on, while the Autobots squared off against the Decepticons.
Sunstreaker fired his quantum pulse rifle into the chest of a Decepticon Guardian, and the massive robot exploded. He took down another two with the laser cannons that deployed from his wrists, and right beside him, Sideswipe blew apart another one with the missile on his shoulder. The missile flew right up the barrel of the Guardian's arm cannon, and the resulting explosion atomized the hulking behemoth. Jazz unleashed his flamethrower on Laserbeak, and then he took the pesky flying Decepticon down for good with a shot from his photon rifle. Prowl and Ironhide opened up together on Soundwave, and Ironhide smashed his fist right through Soundwave's chest. Prowl fired a shot from his electromagnetic rifle to make sure that Soundwave was dead. Skywarp teleported in behind Hunter, and he said "Say goodnight, you fur-covered insect. Don't worry, this won't hurt a bit!!" Skywarp fired, only to have his blast absorbed by Trailbreaker's force field. Seconds later, the image of Hunter shimmered out of sight, and Hound said, "Boy, you Decepti-creeps get dumber every day. Mirage appeared, and together, the three Autobots fired, blasting Skywarp into pieces. The three Autobots high-fived each other, and Hound said, "That worked great…Skywarp never knew what hit him!" Mirage laughed, and he replied, "Well, when you're a few chips short of a full motherboard like all the Decepticons are, I wouldn't be surprised. Come on, let's go hunt down some more Decepticons!" The three Autobots took off, eager to support Optimus Prime in bringing an end to the Decepticon menace.
Hunter saw a Cano-Mutated Mastiff shove Colleen down and pin her with its right foot. The monster reached for the laser rifle strapped to its back. She tried to shove the beast off, but it was far too strong. Hunter shouted, "GET AWAY FROM MY WIFE, YOU SLOBBERING FLEA HOTEL!!" Before the monster could aim at him, Hunter dashed up and kicked the beast with all his strength, sending it flying. Colleen accepted Hunter's hand, and once she was back on her feet, she said, "Thanks so much, Huntie. As long as we're together, I know that I've got nothing to fear." Hunter pulled her close, and he replied, "That's right Colleen…I love you, and I'll always be here for you." She replied, "I'll always be there for you whenever you need a guiding light, Huntie…because I love you too." Colleen spotted another Cano-Mutant getting ready to hurl a grenade, and she called out "HUNTIE, DUCK!!" The Retriever-mix dove, and Colleen fired a burst from her XM-29, blowing the grenade apart in midair. She stared into the Cano-Mutant's eyes, and she said, "Nobody tries to blow up my husband…UNLESS THEY WANT TO BECOME MY NEXT PUNCHING BAG!!"
Taking a running start, Colleen drilled a spinning hook kick into the Cano-Mutant's chin, with a cry of "HIYA..JET LI!!" The monster sailed backwards, and slammed into the ground, unconscious. Colleen then flattened four more. The first one got her fist in the face, the second one got dropped by an axe kick, she nailed number three with a rising uppercut/palm strike/scissor kick combo, and the last one got a pair of rapid elbow strikes, followed by a reverse over-the-shoulder body slam. After she wiped her hands, Colleen walked up to her husband, and she said, "You okay, 'luv?" Hunter replied, "Thanks to you, I'm just fine. You're incredible, Colleen…you're a great fighter, a wonderful friend, and the best wife I could ever hope for." Colleen hugged Hunter, and she replied, "You're pretty amazing too, Huntie…nobody can make battle plans like you, or lead the team in the same awesome fashion that you can…and there's abso-bloomin'-lutely no other male dog that could ever give me all the love that you do." Hunter smiled, and then he kissed Colleen, before they both headed back into battle.
'You got the touch
You got the power
Ya!
After all is said and done
You've never walked, you've never run,
You're a winner!
You got the moves, you know the streets
Break the rules, take the heat
You're nobody's fool!
You're at your best when the goin' gets rough
You've been put to the test, but it's never enough
You got the touch
You got the power
When all hell's breakin' loose
You'll be riding the eye of the storm!
You got the heart
You got the motion
You know that when things get too tough
You got the touch
You never bend, you never break
You seem to know just what it takes
You're a fighter!
It's in the blood, it's in the will
It's in the mighty hands of steel
When you're standin' your ground!
And you never get hit when your back's to the wall
Gonna fight to the end and you're takin' it all
You got the touch
You got the power
When all hell's breakin' loose
You'll be riding the eye of the storm!
You got the heart
You got the motion
You know that when things get too tough
You got the touch!
You're fightin' fire with fire!
You know you got the touch!
You're at your best when the road gets rough
You've been put to the test, but it's never enough
You got the touch
You got the power
Ya!
You got the touch
You got the power!'
Blitz spotted four Cano-Mutants ganging up on Sam. He growled menacingly, sending chills up the spines of all four of the enemy soldiers. Blitz said, "Nobody tries to hurt my wife, unless they enjoy pain. LET THE BITING BEGIN!!" He rammed his fist into the first one's gut, number two got a knee between the legs, the third one received an elbow strike in the solar plexus, and the last one got Blitz's fangs on his posterior, after getting kicked in the head. He said, "No Cano-Mutant girly boy is going to mess with the girl I love!" Sam said, "Thanks, Blitz…I owe you one." Blitz replied, "I owe you, Sam…you've helped me to mature, you've helped me make peace with Hunter and Colleen, and most of all, you've given me your love, which is more precious to me than anything. I love you, Samantha…and I'll always love you." The German Shepherd smiled, and then she replied, "I love you too, Blitz." They were about to head out, when Ravage tackled Blitz. The Decepticon tried to bite through the armor around Blitz's neck, but Sam kicked the evil robot off. She grabbed one of her incendiary grenades, shoved it into the mouth of the robotic jaguar, and then she said, "Are you hungry, Ravage…THEN EAT THIS!!" Sam detonated the grenade, and Ravage was blown to pieces. Blitz said, "Dankeshein, Sam…that monster tried to make kibble out of me." Sam smiled, and then she answered, "Blitz, you helped me to heal my broken heart after my old family was killed, and with your love, I know that I can never go wrong." Blitz hugged his wife, and then the two of them headed back into the battle. Sam caught a Cano-Mutant's fist as it tried to punch her, and then she tossed the slobbering brute over her shoulder. She put down a second one with a triple reverse spinning somersault kick, and a third one went down to a double-fisted hammer strike to the sides of its head. Blitz said, "I'm glad we're married, Sam…you fight just like Colleen. She really taught you well." Samantha replied, "She certainly is a great teacher…and she's also a great friend." Blitz smiled, and he replied, "Ja…and so is Hunter. There's plenty more Cano-Mutant girly boys to hunt down, so let's finish this mission and get back home for our anniversary." Sam smiled at her husband, and the two of them headed back into the fight.
Exile froze a pair of Cano-Mutants into ice sculptures, and then he gut-punched a third one, sending the monster flying into a pair of his fellow mutated beasts. A Cano-Mutated Akita grabbed Kasha from behind, and began dragging her towards a waiting Cano-Mutator. Exile called out, "YOU LET MY WIFE GO, OR I KICK YOU ALL THE WAY TO SIBERIA!!" The monster shoved Kasha to the side, and Exile drove his fist into the mutant's gut. Exile's powerful muscles gave him an incredibly strong punch, and the Cano-Mutant went flying into a pile of rope. Exile used the rope to tie the monster up, and he said, "Nobody tries to turn my pretty snow flower into evil mutant dog monster!!" He made his way back over to Kasha, and knelt down at her side. He said, "Are you alright, Kasha?" The female Husky replied, "Da…I am fine, thanks to you, Exile. You save me from becoming walking drool factory servant to evil Parvo-man." Exile replied, "I love you, Kasha, and I won't let anything happen to you. You are more precious to me than anything…aside from our son Alek and rest of our Road Rover comrades. As long as my heart beats, I will love and protect you always." Kasha kissed her husband, and she replied, "I love you too, Exile…with all my heart." The two Huskies got themselves set, and Kasha fired her heat vision into the Cano-Mutator, destroying it. She said, "There, no more turning dogs into monsters for evil Parvo-man." She back-fisted a Cano-Mutant that tried to attack her from the rear, and then she froze six more as they tried coming at Exile. Together, the two of them headed back to help their friends.
Shag tossed a Cano-Mutated Bulldog clean across the room, and then he released Muzzle. The lunatic Rottweiler went berserk on the remaining Cano-Mutants, and Hunter said, "Oh-Kay…I think I've seen enough." Colleen said, "Simply dreadful!!" Blitz said, "I feel a bit queasy here…" Samantha said, "There goes the neighborhood…and everything else!!" Exile said, "I may be tossing my cookies soon." Kasha said, "This is worse than anything on daytime TV…" Shag covered his eyes, and even the Autobots were shocked at Muzzle's unrestrained ferocity. Ratchet looked at Ironhide, and he said, "I saw the Rottweiler back at Road Rover HQ, and he was so calm around the others…but now, he's a one-dog wrecking crew." Ironhide replied, "Well, when Parvo put him through that Cano-Mutator gizmo, it messed with his head something fierce. He's usually strapped to that cart with a straitjacket, unless the Rovers need him to plow the road. He's really calm around them and their kids…and he's Hunter's best friend, aside from Colleen of course. Muzzle and Hunter…they've been best friends since before the team was formed. Hunter saved Muzzle from a dog that tried to attack him after they got caught by Animal Control, and they were in the same cell together, so they've got a bond of friendship between them that can never be broken, just like the bond between Hunter and Colleen." Ratchet replied, "That makes sense. Let's go, Ironhide…there's still some Decepticon Guardians to take down." Ironhide replied, "I'm right behind ya, Ratchet!"
Grimlock sliced the right arm of a Guardian off at the elbow with his Energo Sword, and then he fired a blast from his optical lasers, cutting a huge hole in the behemoth's chest. Transforming into his T-Rex form, he unleashed his flame breath, melting an enormous hole right above one of the missile bays, and then Swoop fired his missiles, blasting the giant Decepticon to pieces. Grimlock said, "No Decepticon can beat Me Grimlock!!" Sludge swung his tail, knocking a Guardian to the ground. He fired his optical lasers at full power, blowing the giant's head off, and he then fired another blast into each missile bay, making sure that the beast stayed down. Slag took down six of the hulking monsters, and Snarl got seven of them. Superion drove his right fist clean through the chest of one Guardian, and he then shot another one in the head. A third one came at him, only to have the powerful Autobot warrior lift him over his head and rip him in half. Defensor shot sixteen of the giant Decepticons to pieces. Skyfire took down eighteen, and then he found himself face-to-face with Starscream. The Decepticon said "So…we meet again, Skyfire. This will be the last meeting between us!!" Skyfire replied, "That's right, Starscream…there's only going to be one of us that walks away from this fight…AND IT WON'T BE YOU!!" Starscream shouted back "WE SHALL SEE ABOUT THAT, YOU PATHETIC AUTOBOT COWARD!!"
The two of them transformed into their jet modes and took to the skies. Starscream tried a high-speed strafing run, only to have Skyfire pull a sharp Split-S. The Autobot warrior fired a pair of missiles, but Starscream dodged both of them. The sneaky Decepticon spotted a 747 passenger jet, and he saddled up alongside it. He said, "LISTEN UP, SKYFIRE…UNLESS YOU WANT ME TO INCINERATE THESE PATHETIC FLESHLINGS, DO AS I SAY…SURRENDER NOW!!" Skyfire zoomed his optics in, and he could clearly see the frightened passengers inside the plane. Starscream said, "MY PATIENCE WEARS THIN, AUTOBOT…WHAT'S IT GONNA BE…ARE YOU GOING TO GIVE UP, OR DO THESE MISERABLE HUMANS GET A ONE-WAY TICKET TO OBLIVION?!" Skyfire looked around, until he saw an opening…he could shoot Starscream in the right side of the chest, and safely miss the human passenger jet. Activating the most precise zoom mode of his optical sensors, he said, "Starscream, you've made a BIG mistake…NOBODY THREATENS HUMANS WHEN THE AUTOBOTS ARE AROUND!! YOU'RE FINISHED!!" Skyfire let loose with the high-powered blast, and it nailed Starscream right in the chest. Mortally wounded, Starscream plummeted to the earth below, exploding into millions of pieces, all of them incinerated beyond repair. Skyfire clicked over to the radio frequency of the human jet, and he said 'My apologies for the few moments of terror. I hope everyone on board is unharmed.' The pilot of the 747 replied, 'Thanks to you, all the passengers and crew are safe and sound. Thanks again, Skyfire!!' The 747 resumed its course, and Skyfire said to himself, 'This is much better than being a Decepticon…saving the lives of those in need, and fighting to protect the Earth is much more fulfilling than destroying Earth and plundering its natural resources. I'm glad that I chose to join the Autobots.' Skyfire rolled to signal victory, and then he headed back to help his fellow Autobots.
Optimus Prime shot a pair of Guardians to pieces, and finally, he spotted Megatron with the crystal. He called out "DROP THAT CRYSTAL, MEGATRON…THE TIME HAS COME FOR US TO SETTLE THIS ONCE AND FOR ALL!!"
Megatron replied, "YOU'RE TOO LATE, PRIME…I'VE ALREADY WON!! YOU AND YOUR PATHETIC AUTOBOTS MAY HAVE DESTROYED THE REST OF THE DECEPTICONS, BUT ONCE I FINISH YOU OFF, I'LL GET RID OF THEM, PLUNDER THIS PLANET OF EVERY LAST OUNCE OF ENERGY, AND THEN I SHALL RESTORE ALL OF MY WARRIORS, AND REIGN FOREVER AS THE SUPREME EMPEROR OF THIS GALAXY!! HAHAHA!!"
Optimus replied, "I don't think so, Megatron…the only place you're going is Road Rover Headquarters…AS A PIECE OF PLAYGROUND EQUIPMENT!! I PROMISED THAT I'D TURN YOU INTO A JUNGLE GYM, AND THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I'M GOING TO DO!!"
Megatron replied, "You can't defeat me, Optimus Prime…you know that, so why do you even try?" Optimus replied, "On the contrary, Megatron…I can defeat you, because my strength comes from my desire to protect and preserve the lives of those around me, and to keep the universe safe from tyrants like you. ONE SHALL STAND…ONE SHALL FALL!!" Megatron retorted with, "Why do you rush to sacrifice yourself in vain, Prime…you've lost this battle, but you're too blind to see that. Why can't you just admit defeat?"
Optimus replied, "That's a question you should ask yourself, Megatron…before I tear you apart!!" Megatron shouted, "NO!! I'LL CRUSH YOU WITH MY BARE HANDS!! DIE, OPTIMUS PRIME!!"
Megatron leaped into the air and tackled Prime, only to have the heroic Autobot leader drive his feet up into his gut, sending him flying backwards into the wall. Megatron pulled himself to his feet, just in time to have Optimus drive his fist into his face, sending him reeling backwards. Megatron tried to raise his fusion cannon, but Optimus simply grabbed Megatron by the wrist, and ripped the arm clean off. Megatron staggered in pain, sparks spewing from his upper torso. He extended his Energon mace, and Optimus brought out his Energon axe. The two of them went at it one-on-one, each one circling the other, waiting for the right moment to strike. Megatron lashed out, but Optimus ducked and rolled, and then he feinted left, and caught Megatron off guard. Prime's Energon axe slashed a gaping wound in Megatron's chest, and Optimus then transformed into his truck mode. He rammed Megatron at 125 mph, sending him flying out through the wall.
Megatron's vision was full of warning displays…his power supply was down to thirty percent, his hydraulic lines were severed, Optimus had badly damaged his gyro-stabilizers, which allowed him to keep his balance, and his vision itself was failing. He could barely see Optimus Prime walking out through the hole in the wall that his forceful ejection had made. Prime said, "This ends here, Megatron…no other planet shall ever have to endure your tyranny…BECAUSE THIS IS THE END OF THE ROAD FOR YOU!!" Optimus raised his laser rifle and fired twice, both shots hitting Megatron in the chest. The Decepticon leader exploded, and Prime said, "Ratchet, gather up the pieces. Tear out the circuitry and dispose of it." Ratchet replied, "I'm on it, Prime." Within minutes, Optimus had the pieces that he needed, and he began twisting and bending Megatron's destroyed remains, until he finally had a Jungle Gym. He said, "There…one Jungle Gym, just like I promised Kayla." The other Autobots were busy making playground equipment from the remains of the other shattered Decepticons as well. Omega Supreme destroyed the last of the Decepticon Guardians, and then Wheeljack made a swing-set out of the remains.
Groomer aimed her Stinger missile launcher at Hunter, and she said, "Time to die, ya lousy mutt…the last thing the world needs, IS A BOTCHED LAB EXPERIMENT LIKE YOU!!" Groomer was about to fire, with a blur of silver came down in front of her, and chopped her missile launcher in half. She turned to the left, and then she saw a VERY angry Colleen. The Collie said, "You're gonna pay for that, you barber school dropout…NOBODY TRIES TO KILL MY HUNTIE-WUNTIE!!" Groomer pulled her pistol, and she said, "Oh calm down, will ya? I was gonna do ya a favor by getting rid of that stupid cur. I'm surprised his own mother admits to being related to him…let alone that you can stand being his teammate, let alone his wife. Ya probably married him out of pity…nobody else would want such a mixed-up mutt!!" Colleen growled out, "THAT DOES IT, GROOMER!! YOU'RE GONNA PAY FOR INSULTING MY HUNTIE LIKE THAT!! I MARRIED HIM OUT OF LOVE, AND HIS MOTHER…OUR MOTHER…SHE'S VERY PROUD OF THE FACT THAT SHE CAN CALL HUNTIE HER SON!!" Colleen launched herself into the air, and she called out "HIYA…BRUCE LEE!! CHUCK NORRIS!! JACKIE CHAN!!" Groomer got a rising knee strike to the right side of her head, and then Colleen's foot cracked across her jaw, sending her sprawling. The heroic Collie finished Groomer off with a powerful uppercut, which sent her flying into a large dog kennel. Colleen shut the door and locked it. She said, "There…that should keep ya out of trouble…and don't you EVER insult my Huntie like that again!!"
Hunter said, "Parvo, don't even try to escape. You've lost, and it's time to surrender. I'm taking you in, so just make it easy on yourself and surrender." Parvo replied, "I don't think so, mutt…you're about to lose something…or rather someone, that's very precious to you. You've ruined my plans for complete world domination for the last time…SAY GOODBYE TO THE PRETTY COLLIE!!" Hunter punched Parvo in the face as the villain aimed his sniper rifle at Colleen. The impact sent Parvo sprawling, and Hunter was on him instantly. He smashed his right fist into Parvo's ribs, shattering six of them, and the Retriever-mix followed that up by knifing his knee upwards into Parvo's elbow, shattering it. He kicked Parvo with all his might, and the impact drove the big man to his knees. Hunter pulled his fist back, and he said, "Nobody tries to kill my English Rose…LIGHTS OUT, PARVO!!" Hunter punched Parvo with every ounce of strength that he had, and Parvo dropped like a rock. Exile froze him, and then he walked over to Parvo's positron cannon. He said, "Now…the time, she has come to take evil Parvo-man's overgrown flashlight apart." Wheeljack walked up, and he said, "I'll give you a hand, Exile." The Husky replied, "Thank you, Comrade Wheeljack." Together, they first isolated the cannon's power supply to prevent the weapon from exploding, and then they removed the positron emitter coil assembly. Wheeljack removed the beam focusing lenses, and then Exile took out the targeting system. Finally, with the massive cannon dismantled, Exile planted some C-4 charges, and he called out "FIRE IN HOLESKI!!"
Mirage, Hound, and Bumblebee were planting Thermo-Energon bombs throughout Megatron's space cruiser, and Bumblebee said, "It's incredible, Hound!! We really beat the Decepticons, and Megatron's gone for good. We've won!!" Hound replied, "Well, what did ya expect, little buddy? Optimus is a hundred times the leader Megatron ever was…and as long as he's with us, we can do anything." Bumblebee flashed Hound the thumbs-up, and then Mirage joined them. He said, "I've got the engines wired up. How about you guys?" Hound replied, "We're all set here. Let's get outside and blow this thing to space dust." Optimus Prime said, "EVERYONE OUT, NOW!!" Together, the Autobots and Rovers headed outside, and Hound triggered the bombs once they'd gotten to a safe distance. The entire base exploded, and a massive column of flame roared up into the night sky. Trailbreaker used his force field to contain the fire, and it soon burned itself out. Hunter said, "We've done it…together with your help. Thank you, Optimus Prime. We couldn't have done it without you and the rest of the Autobots."
Optimus lowered himself so that he could look Hunter in the eyes, and he replied, "You Road Rovers are brave and noble fighters. I'm very proud to have fought alongside you throughout this mission. Hunter, you and Colleen truly are a wonderful pair, and your children are extremely lucky to have wonderful parents like you. Your mother should be proud as well…she's got the best son and daughter on the planet." Colleen blushed, and Hunter replied, "Thanks…that's nice!!"
Optimus turned to face the rest of the Autobots, and he said, "AUTOBOTS, TRANSFORM AND ROLL OUT!!" Once the Autobots had transformed, the Rovers climbed into Prime's semi cab, after the recycled Decepticons-turned-playground equipment were loaded into the back of Prime's trailer. Blitz and Sam climbed into Sunstreaker, while Exile and Kasha rode inside Sideswipe. Shag and Muzzle climbed into the back of Ironhide, and Parvo was loaded into the back of Ratchet, along with the cage containing Groomer. As they drove back towards Road Rover Headquarters, Jazz clicked over the communications frequency. He said, "Hey Optimus…I think a little victory music would really hit the spot right now." Optimus replied, "I agree, Jazz. Do you have anything in mind?" Hunter replied, "Actually, I've got one. How about 'We Are The Champions', by the Earth music group called Queen?" Prime replied, "That sounds great. Jazz, cue it up." Jazz began playing the music, and the Rovers and Autobots sang it together, as they drove along the road leading back to the Road Rovers' base.
'I've paid my dues -
Time after time -
I've done my sentence
But committed no crime -
And bad mistakes
I've made a few
I've had my share of sand kicked in my face -
But I've come through
We are the champions - my friends
And we'll keep on fighting - till the end -
We are the champions -
We are the champions
No time for losers
'cause we are the champions - of the world!
I've taken my bows
And my curtain calls -
You brought me fame and fortune and everything that goes with it -
I thank you all -
But its been no bed of roses
No pleasure cruise -
I consider it a challenge before the whole human race -
And I ain't gonna lose -
We are the champions - my friends
And we'll keep on fighting - till the end -
We are the champions -
We are the champions
No time for losers
'cause we are the champions - of the world!'
After the song ended, the Rovers and Autobots all shared a good, hearty laugh, as they continued their trip home.
Next Chapter: The Rovers and Autobots return to Road Rover HQ, and Optimus presents Kayla with the Jungle Gym that he promised her. The Autobots accept The Master's invitation to join the Rovers for their anniversary party, and the grand celebration gets underway. After the Autobots depart, Hunter goes up to his room to spend the night with Colleen, since it also happens to be the anniversary of the day he fell in love with her. Be here next time for Chapter Eight: Celebrations of Eternal Love.
